Passengers

mmm how many jlaw crtoch shots are there?

>>81034065
not enough to make the film come across as any form of good despite the exceptional initial concept

> Andy Garcia gets mentioned in the credits
> Shows up at the end for 2 seconds

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>>81033800

>have every convenience on board
>can't be bothered to add the cryo tech to put them back to sleep on the ship

This shit didn't make sense. The crew makes a round trip. In other words, they have to go back into cryo sleep once they arrive at the colony for the return trip. I assume they have the tech at the colony. Is it really so complex they can't have it on the fucking ship?

God I hated this movie. It was just so predictable. They're on a ship in space...what the fuck else are they going to do when they're the only ones awake? And oh, boohoo he woke you up but I know damn well you aren't going to go 60 fuckin years with no dick and ya boy rust bucket mcgee ain't got a wiener so you have ONE option.

They show the ship getting schmacked in the beginning so you already know what's going to fucking happen so you just have to sit and watch these 2 inevitably "fall in love" and then save the day whoop tee doo because of course a goddamn mechanic was the one who wakes up first how lucky who'da thunk it.

And I don't know shit about physics but the part where there was zero gravity and jlaw was in the pool and she almost drowned in that water sphere, what the hell was that shit?

And why does the captain guy get instafucked when he wakes up? His only fuckin purpose was to be awake for like 3 seconds because you needed some way for them to get into the bridge and maybe they wrote themselves into a corner or something so they had to hurry up and fuck this old dude up real quick. I bet that guy fucking hates spaceships. After event horizon I'm surprised that boob went anywhere near a flying vessel.

Idk man, the whole film felt lazy to me. 2/10

> Ship cost is in the quadrillion range
> Doesn't have the ability to navigate around large obstacles

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

>>81034919
thats what a good agent can do. Get included in the top billing and get more money.

>>81033800
How did they not have kids? I would've knocked up JLaw so fast.

>>81033800
I do not get the whole captain wakes up and nothing is the matter, remember when the passengers woke up and got a full health bodycheck?

wouldn't they do the same for the captain/deckguy and detect those 100's of ailments & cure them right after he woke up?

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>>81035149
And then that dumb plot device where suddenly they can freeze just one of them, just so he can be heroic and she has a choice and she decides to stay with him awwww how sweet

Whole movie was one convenient plot device after another