Would this be fatal in real life?

>>81029940
He's falling into a pile of lava. Of fucking course it'd be fatal.

he wouldn't sink since the human body (mostly water) is less dense than molten rock
still die tho

>>81029940
I had a dream I was shot in the head, I lived

>>81029966

Not necessarily though, prove it.

Yes, but he wouldn't sink since lava is more dense and gollum should just literally fry like he was on a pan

>>81029975

he's not human

>ISILDUR! CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!
>you can just magic the ring into the lava
What the fuck why didn't Gandalf just cast that spell and end the series?

>>81029993
>>81029975
you've somehow made the idea of falling into lava even more awful

>>81029988
Lava is very hot

>>81029940
Lava never hurt anyone bruh.
But no, you would not sink into it like that. Molten rock is surprisingly dense.

>>81030070

UUUU

>>81029975

He wasn't gently placed on the lava, he still has all of his momentum from falling.

>>81029940
Yeah he'd drown in all that lava and suffocate to death.

>>81030095
Yes it would be like hitting hard ground

>>81029940
If he landed right he could survive

>>81029940
Pretty sure it's impossible to be inside a volcano's vent without being poisoned by the fumes, not sure its true for every forms of magma though.

>>81029940
This video is about what would happen

They filled a sack with things equating to a human

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7DDk8eLs8

>>81030150

Develop your hypothesis

>>81030044
It's fuckin not so bad, once you hit the surface, the water in your body boils and you explode in a cloud of bloody steam.

>>81030140

So he wouldn't even feel being burned to death because if he was still alive, he would be in too much pain from all his bones shattering.

it's been proven the LOTR universe has an abundance of oxygen (lending to some of the more interesting creatures)

I dont think we know enough about the body chemistry of shmeegle to make a call here.

>>81030093
how do you pronounce this meme right here

>UUUU

is it

>yoo yoo yoo yoo

or

>yoooooooouuuuuu

>>81030196
Yes. Depending on the height his death should have been instant but he should have died long before he hit the lava as the fumes and heat would have killed him

>>81030140
>>81029975
>>81029993

You would sink partially if you fell into molten lava. You can pierce lava on the surface with throwing rocks at it.

>>81030237
I'm not gonna spoonfeed you, newfag, so go back to breaddit.

>>81029940
Nah, lava's a lot less dangerous in real life than movies make it out to be. Me and my brothers used to run down to the lavahole after school for a swim on hot summer days, it was great. I don't know where this whole "fatal" myth came from

>>81030237
Four (4) you (U)

>>81030237
It's pronounced ewwwwwwwww

>>81030301

Four Four you you?

>>81029940
If this were real life the magic ring would just be a ring and there wouldn't be hobbits or goblins like him.

>>81030284
You mean that other place that's known for its memes? Ha sorry, sometimes I confused the two

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>this entire thread

If organic matter fell into lava (matter with moisture) it would be quite volatile you wouldn't sink. You'd pop and pop.

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>>81030282
>rocks
>human

Anon...

>>81030445
Well, obviously none of this shit is on video.

But in theory a man falling into molten lava would sink partially and probably just set on fire after that or explode.

Not sure as there is literally no footage of throwing people into volcanoes.

>>81030489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7DDk8eLs8
clickbaity title but this is a pretty good idea of what would happen. it depends on the type of lava, though.

dipping into pahoehoe would be slightly different

(and that's just with a small piece)

>>81030335
No, you're too much of a retard for this

>>81030542
Was just about to post this.

Gollum would fall through the lava at first, then start exploding due to water boiling in his body. The turbulence wouldn't allow him to float on top of the lava.

>>81030542
well that is a propane tank exploding in lava so it would be a bit different.

But yeah, pretty convinced it would dip your feet in the fall and you would just set on fire after that.

>>81030190
NEAT!

>>81029940
Oh okay, the real autists are up later at night.

>>81029940
Drowning in lava is a pretty shit way to die.

>>81029940
It would be extremely painful.

>>81030163
>Gollum violently exploding as his body vaporizes
would've been pretty cool

>>81030163
he ded?

>>81030489
>First, lava is more than three times denser than water; because humans are made mostly of water, it's three times denser than us, too. The laws of physics therefore dictate that we will float on its surface, not sink.

>For both those reasons, "it is going to be next to impossible to sink into that liquid," Klemetti wrote.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/amp.livescience.com/33622-sink-fall-volcano-lava.html

>>81030731
Person who wrote that is a dumbass you can indent lava by stepping on it.

Yeah if you just layed on lava you would float but if you fell in you would break the surface and flashboil/explode yourself probably.

Problem here is there is literally no videos of people throwing biological material into lava.

>>81030665
You can't drown in lava, poohead

>>81029940
He wouldve burst into flames before even hitting the lava

https://youtu.be/mW56dMH0T2s

Literally explains the lotr scenario

>>81029940
in real life he would have hit the lava, and instead of sinking, he would have begun combusting on the way down, maybe floated a little on a thermal pocket, then touched down and splattered a bit, while combusting.

So what does happen when you fall in lava? Does your brain like immediately pump dopamine that you just shut down or do you actually feel yourself melting through heat?

>>81029988
>KenM

>>81030887

that guy is wrong.

He is only taking into account if you literally just set it on there not taking into account the momentum you would generate through the fall that would allow you to break the surface.

You can step on lava and move it with your foot.

>>81030949
Lava isn't fatal.

>>81029988
Pythagoras

Wouldn't the heat of the air getting into your lungs kill you first?

>>81031417
r u dumb

they kind of trauma your body would experience is the kind of trauma so severe that you wouldn't even be able to clearly discern the moment and cause of death

you would melt/explode

>>81030190
That sound fuckin' metal.

>>81030282
You would probably bounce up and down for a second from all the steam coming out of your body.

>>81029975
He would at least partially submerge.

>Dude Stem-cells lmao

>/sci/ meets /tv/

never did I imagine it would be this autistic

>>81032761
>sci
you mean undergraduate cs majors frantically surfing wikipedia?

>>81032761
At least it's more productive than most of the threads on this shitty board.

>>81029940
No, he'll be fine considering he survived falling down a ravine.

>>81030489
>Not sure as there is literally no footage of throwing people into volcanoes.
The Hawaiians and Pacific islanders used to do it. Too bad noone caught it on camera.

>>81029940
Don't believe the jewish propaganda, anon, lava is the safest substance in the world. In fact I'm typing this while bathing in it.

>>81029940
>Would this be fatal in real life?
he'd literally die before even touching the lava.

LOTR is so fucking fake and unrealistic. I don't know how nerds can even take this shit seriously. the trilogy could have ended the entire within the first 15 minutes if the morons just flew the giant eagles to the mountain and dropped off the ring. stupid film for faggots.

>>81029988
Im with you, test your theory. Throw a cat or yourself into some lava

>people listening to high school and community college dropouts

This thread is proof you should never take anything /tv/ says seriously.

>>81029975
>implying
https://youtu.be/kq7DDk8eLs8

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>>81034303
>>81030804
>literally no videos

>>81030032

Underrated

>>81034303
Strange to think after it hardened his body became part of the rock. Brutal.

>>81034071
>he'd literally die before even touching the lava.

dude I've played Super Mario Bros. thousands of times. lava's only bad if you actually touch it.

>>81029975
You ignore the fact that the ring is of ultimate power and that Golum, being a total servant of the ring, would have an iron grip to it and thus sink along with it

>>81034480
The ring didn't sink with him though. It stayed on the top of the lava for a few minutes.

>>81029940

Jackson originally wanted it to be more drawn out and gruesome, with gollum getting fried in agony and writhing around. The studio didn't like it though so we ended up with him just sinking into the lava

>>81034071
>LOTR is so fucking fake and unrealistic

Woah, what else did you spot that was fake and untealistic in LOTR?

>>81030032
He was talking about The Fire, the elf kino he was currently writing. Isildur didn't want to share it though.

>>81029940
This has been semi-tested. Meat thrown into lava literally explodes on impact. Definitely wouldn't be time for the kind of symbolism they had in the film.
(yes)

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>>81030150
I understood that reference

>>81030489
why hasn't the corpse of someone who's donated their body to science been used for this?

>>81029940
Who cares it's swordshit, people can do anything so long as the audience oohs and ahhs

>>81036590
As long as you fall the right way, a volcano can never hurt you. Everyone knows that

>>81036638
Kill yourself ironically

>>81034071
>LOTR is so fucking fake and unrealistic.
>movie about elves and magic rings n sheeeit
Tell me more.

>>81036625
oh shit, somebody get on this.

>>81029940
It's non magical lava irl so youre 50-50 chance to live

>>81030190
sounds pretty rad