Post your Film/TV related poems. I'll start.
>Daphne Keen
>Born without a spleen
>When she grows up, she'l get poz'd by Charlie Sheen
>Her movies are lame
>So is her name
>I don't know her agent but I'm sure he has no brain
>>81025888
She's such a cute little gremlin. I like her.
>>81025888
what the fuck is this thread
why would you make this
what were you thinking when you made this?
>>81026416
who is this? who wrote this? I will fucking kick your ass.
>There once were two men from Nantucket,
whose films wound up in bargain buckets.
They once were on top,
now each film's a flop,
if my dick pissed paychecks then they'd suck it
>>81025888
>Millie Bobby Brown
>I bet she sleeps around
>Her face is kind of manly like Ben Affleck in "The Town"
>Matthew Broderick
>sworn enemy of the mick
>with his big car he rules the street
>if you see him coming better run or get hit
>Jacob Tremblay
>50 bucks he grows up gay
>His face looks like an elf and I wish he'd go away
>BANE
>PLANE
>PAIN(ful)
>>81026679
Kekkekeke
DELET THIS. DAFNE IS FOR PROTECTING
>>81027082
Jacob a cute