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ITS FRIED

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ITS FRIED
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>>81022253
where can i watch this online
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>>81022270
http://www.onwatchseries.ac/serie/my_600-lb_life
Always try the vidzi links first
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>>81022253
RICE ISNT ON THE LIST
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YOU GON GIVE ME ONLY ONE LIL EGGROLL?
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>>81022542
THERE'S TWO
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>>81022542
I hate this mother fucker's voice.
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>>81022584
oh..

I GOTSA SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT
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>>81022597
MUH LEYG
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>>81022597
FEEEEEWWWD
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>>81022699

The fuck is that brown shit, dead skin? It looks like a chunk came off...god this is so disgusting.
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>>81022253
>I want the patrick star look
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How do you begin weight loss when you get to this point? I'm assuming you begin tapering your diet obviously and then start doing water aerobics or some such because of less stress on your joints?
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>>81022990
Just stop shoving as much food down your throat
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>>81022702
>>81022779
Fuck you guys
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>>81022990

Eat less than 4,000 calories a day. They wouldn't even need to move. Their body is crying out to lose it's fat storage, the people are just preventing it due to their food addiction and their abusive families allowing it to continue.
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Is there a FatKino Discord?

A chatroom where we can stream FatKino together?

Have a THICC Croc
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>>81022922
His cells are dying, breeding an ecosystem of bacteria which in turn is causing the rotting of his legs.
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>>81022253
I bet that room stinks.
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>>81022828
OH MY FUCKING GOD

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!
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>he doesn't withdrawal his daughter from school to eat jack n the box
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is this him too? the correct organization of my folders is very important to me
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>>81022606
Jus gon' have ta double up on mah diet tomorrow
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>>81023285
yes
it is
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>>81023252
IT'S NURGLE
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>>81023384
>>81023383
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>>81022828

Holy fuck I just noticed the bottom of his big toe. How does he expect to walk with that
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>>81023305
>You wanna start lifting weights right now?
>ehhh maybe tomorrow
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>>81023480
he does not walk
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>>81023522

He says he wants to
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>>81023547
if you have seen the episode there is a vast gulf between what james says and what he does
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>>81023547

He's dead
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I CANT BREAV GUD
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>>81023574
>vast gulf
something something fatass something something
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du_CSPBoa7M&t=32s

This vid with the deeper voices is hilarious
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>>81023574
His monologues sounded like a 5th grader reading off a piece of paper. You could tell he was only saying what he was supposed to say and that he'd really be perfectly okay with sitting in his bed for the rest of his life and having his girlfriend shovel food down his throat.
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>>81023383
>>81023384
DEMON GET YE GONE
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At this point shouldn't he just want to die?
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OW MUH LEGS IS STUCK
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>>81023726

why? he's living the NEET's ultimate dream.

he's prob a regular /tv/ poster.
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So why did /tv/ latch on to this episode in particular?
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>>81022253
They need to treat the people who enable him, not him. Those fucking relatives/""gf""" need to be treated by therapists because they are fucked in the head.
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LISUHHHHHHH
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>>81023845
because it's disgusting and depressing
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>>81023845
All comedy is suffering, especially when it isn't yours.
Ergo, this is hilarious to watch
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That part where they're getting him out of the ambulance cracked me up, how can one person be so pathetic
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>>81022222
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I just do not understand why he even bothered to go to the Dr. when he clearly made no attempt at all to follow the program or get better. He deserves all the pain he is in purely for wasting the Drs and all of the firemen's, EMS'. time and subjecting them to his filth.
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>>81023865
From what I understand, in most of the episodes the person genuinely wants to change or is at least somewhat sympathetic. James came across as manipulative and not really giving a shit about changing. His Dad refinances his house to get James help, and James proceeds to GAIN weight instead of losing. He never seems appreciative of any of the people who are there supporting him and taking care of him. His wife and daughter's entire lives revolve around stuffing food in his mouth and cleaning his folds when they get filled with puss and shit. There's also things like him throwing tantrums over sausage and eggrolls, him screaming OH MUH LEGS constantly, the guys trying not to puke when they're lifting his legs for him to be cleaned, etc.
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>>81023845

BUT ITS FRIED
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Will he ever be surpassed?
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>>81022787
In that first frame he legitimately looks like a whole raw chicken.
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>>81024019
inb4
>ITS FRIED
>ITS RAW
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>>81022828
>>81022699
for some reason i found those wounds and blisters satisfying and disgusting at same time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo
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>>81023480
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>>81024039
He'll be surpassed tomorrow night. They're having FatBoyGetDown/Steven Asanti on.
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>actually opened a website for donations

who the fuck would donate to this guy
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Why do all these fat fucks have the mentality of a 12 year old?

Does their bodies ever growing hunger for biomass lead it to begin consuming their frontal lobe or something?
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>>81024242
They all have some excuse that they feel justifies their eating
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>>81023814
one in ten posts anon, don't be a retard
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>>81024242

fat people are stupid, get over it
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>>81024242
You ever see a heroin addict give a shit about anything but more fucking heroin? In laboratory studies sugar and high carb diets have been shown to be as addictive as heroin.
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>>81022584
What did he mean by this?
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my 600 lb kino
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>>81023845
In the first 10 seconds of the episode he yells for his girlfriend to come clean the poop out of his bed - then it just gets progressively more absurd
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>>81024170

And he got next to nothing, should of lied and said it was for a sex change like everyone does for a quick buck these days.
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>>81024337
>In laboratory studies sugar and high carb diets have been shown to be as addictive as heroin.

I've never seen or heard of anyone sucking dick to get their sugar fix though
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>>81024009
going to the doctor is a great way to internally craft a narrative in which you are doing everything you can and the doctor is one of the main reasons you aren't improving

same kind of bullshit retardation that I see every day where some fucko with a virus-ridden shitbox comes and has it cleaned and then every fucking problem thereafter is coupled with a statement of "well this worked fine BEFORE that guy messed with my shit so it's obviously his fault"
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>>81024401
Probably because sugar and high fat foods are cheap as fuck and EVERYWHERE. I read that recovering hard drug addicts have a higher recovery rate after 5 years than fat fucks. They don't have fucking cocaine commercials on TV every 5 min and cocaine shops on every corner.
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>>81024401
You just reminded me about that woman on a talk show admitting she sucked a random guy's dick for a cheeseburger
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>>81024401
kek
they keep making the same argument every thread and they keep getting btfo
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>>81022930

>I want the boomer look
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Ever wonder how much muscle some of these people have underneath all that fat?
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>>81022883
how can the body even supply blood to these parts?
are new veins made or what?
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>>81024401
>>81024558
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jacobsullum/2013/10/16/research-shows-cocaine-and-heroin-are-less-addictive-than-oreos/#2881469a2427
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>>81024538
People with almost no impulse control facing significantly more temptation will naturally fuck up more. Not to mention that bullshit HAES shit telling them their addiction is okay. The only way out of that shit is to stop being a cunt and accept full responsibility for the body they've eaten themselves into.
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for those of you that have watched the full documentary: do you feel like you're worse off for watching it? i feel like looking at this person for an extended period of time would be terrible for my mental health
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>>81024337
But if the fat fucks are mentally ill, why aren't they committed to a psychiatric ward like any other mentally ill person. Have the nurses restrict their diets to 800 cal and boom they can get to a decent weight. It is not like the fat fucks can get up to get food on their own.
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>>81024401

I can buy an extra large 2 topping pizza from Papa Johns for $10
I cannot buy an 8 ball of coke for $10
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>>81024683

so drug addicts just lack basic willpower?

because i can go off chocolate easy, maybe i should give heroin a shot
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>>81024664
It can't, that's why their skin s so fucked up. In some cases it gets so severe that the limb turns necrotic and needs to be amputated.

And there is no cure for necrosis in the chest or head
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>>81024745
This is exactly what needs to happen.
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>>81022828
This man should be killed
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The Penny episode is one of the most batshit things I've ever seen
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>>81024664
It can't properly, which is why his lower limbs are in this state to begin with.

I'm overweight myself (not nearly that severe) and I have slight circulatory issues down there (minor discoloring). 100% will his feet and legs constantly feel cold.
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>>81024745
>why

anytime you ever feel the need to ask this question, see if 'money' or 'liberals' fits as an answer before asking it.
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>>81024745

They do this in some of the episodes. They had James in a hospital on a restricted diet and he lost weight. Then they sent him home and he put all the weight back on plus some. These people have to want to improve themselves and at least have enough discipline to not eat 10K calories a day because they can't live in a hospital forever. Keeping them in a hospital on a restricted diet is just a way to get them started, not a permanent solution. At the end of the day the fat fuck has to be able to say "No" when given the freedom to eat garbage.
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>>81024780
If you can go off chocolate easy then you're probably not addicted. I don't think anyone would argue that alcoholism isn't a thing, yet a lot of people can give up alcohol with no trouble at all. Same goes for nicotine.
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>>81024837
Penny is delusion kino
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>>81024886
She fucking gained weight after having her stomach reduced. Incredible
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>>81022699

Why do I feel an intense desire to scoop all that stuff off his legs?
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>>81022828
The Akira remake is coming alone nicely.
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So... why don't they just stop feeding them so much.
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>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THERE'S ONLY ONE LIL EGGROLL
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>>81022699
What does that smell like?
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this fat kino is on tonight
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>>81024949

>AAAAAHHHHHHHHH MMAAAHHH LLLLEEEEGGGGGSSSSS
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>>81024916
More like wash it with pressure water
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>>81024911

I think i saw that episode. She was told not drink carbonated drinks as it will expand your stomach and undo the surgery yet that exactly what she did. fucking fat people lol
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>>81024960
>My fat fabulous life
>Literally every episode is her complaining about the things she can't do

Really fires up the old grey matter
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>>81024975

>ITS OVER JAMES, I HAVE THE EGGROLL
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>>81024735
If you wont throw up for watching it go ahead its funny and you will feel better about yourself
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>>81022606
imagine his nasty shits after he eats a whole cheesecake
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Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss
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>>81024949
oh shit
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>>81024940
But Anon, they "love" them and can't stand to hear their cries of sorrow.

Their enablers, they *enable* people to get into this state. The kindest thing to do is to take them aside and make it clear that if they keep giving in, they're going to kill them.

The doctor in it is based af and knows all the fat fuck tactics
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>>81024976
thatd be the bomb
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>>81024979

>one show glorifying being obese as fuck
>another show with the hellish reality of being obese as fuck
What did TLC mean by this? Are they prepping the MBFFL girl for a My 600 Pound Life special?
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>>81022699
Why even blur it? You wouldn't blur a whale or rhino being washed.

This thing is not human so it makes no sense to blur anything.
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>>81024954
so bad that his father had a stroke from being in the same room with him
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>>81023987
faggot
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>>81022253
I seriously don't understand what he meant by this. Did he somehow think fried rice was better than just plain white rice or something?

James is such a great character. Truly one of the best things I've seen in a long time. I mean he like 40 years old and whines/talks like a fucking toddler all day long while shitting himself and needing someone to clean up after him.

After seeing a few episodes where the people don't lost weight at all, I'm honestly convinced both the fattie and their enabler are just too scared to enter back into the real world.

They know once the disability checks stop coming in, first the enabler will have to go back to work. Which they don't want at all. Then once the fattie loses enough weight, they will have to work.

Both of them might say they just want a normal life, but they are just so comfortable with their no work life of getting disability checks that they just cant change.

terrific television.
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You guys think fatties are body horror? You ain't seen nothing yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=973Q2_USAG8
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>>81025112

>FRIED RICE HAS THEM LITTLE BITS OF PEAS AND EGG IN IT SO IT'S HEALTH FOOD
He didn't say this but after much deliberation I have come to the conclusion this is James' logic on the matter
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>>81022699
i want to help .-.
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have they given james the option of assisted suicide?

surely he would take it?

>MUH LEYYGGG

favorite meme ever
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>>81025112
Maybe he thinks by frying it it removes some of the carbohydrates?
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>>81024401
I knew a girl who sucked a dick for a slice of pizza when she was 15.

She wasn't even fat. Just a slut.
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>>81024039
Maybe the scale (bed) needed to be calibrated?
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>>81025112
he is definitely ok with simply shitting where he sleeps and living a cats life. it doesnt help his gf is weak and does whatever he wants. not sure what they even thought would happen when they made the trip to Dr.Now.
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>>81023688
>girlfriend
...wat? Which one is his girlfriend?
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inb4 thread is pruned by my 600 lb janny
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>>81025273

she probably just liked sucking dick senpai
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>>81025250

does it still count as assisted suicide if you just leave someone to die under their own weight?
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>>81022253
>>81022699
>>81022787
>>81022828
>>81022883

like how do you let this happen? how? do they just have absolutely no desire to go outside, walk or have sex?

Like I've been pretty heavy at various points in my life but if it got to the point where I couldn't walk or fuck my girlfriend I think I'd go on a fucking diet or something
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>>81022253
What are the most infuriating episodes? Where the fat people are assholes and completely deserve to be fat?

Already watched James K and Penny, both were horrible human beings. I don't like the ones where they were raped/molested as kids. That's sad
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>>81024170
some mexican restaurant. That just added to the kino. I honestly wish i could go inside his head and find out how much money he thought he was going to get. he got like 3% of his goal or something, and most of it came from that restaurant.
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>>81025319
You ever see what meth does to a motherfucker? Food flips the same pleasure switches and just like meth you need more and more every fucking time. You get to a certain point and all you care about is your next fucking eggroll, nigga.
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>>81025279

>cats life

cats clean themselves and go to the toilet in an appropriate place
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James is going to take up the whole /tv/ Christmas card this year
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>>81022297
not clicking that shit
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>>81024949
>>81024975
>>81025007
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>>81025292
next season will be his time to shine
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>>81025141
fuck
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>>81025273
this: >>81025305 the pizza was just an excuse
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>>81022253
living the dream
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What does refinance mean?
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>>81025381
I've had more friends OD on heroin than I'd care to admit. Thinking about food in that same capacity is absolutely horrifying, but the effects really are the same in the end
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>>81025396
why?
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>>81025305
>>81025273

No doubt. She had already got the slice of pizza so she could have easily backed out and the guy would have gone on with his night.
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>its a "the family/friend clearly does not want to be there and probably got pressured by the producers" episode

imagine spending a year helping a fatty get their life straight and they end up fucking up
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>>81024975
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>>81025141
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>>81024778
Dude. How come in Star Trek nobody uses the replicators to get hard drugs. Why isn't Quark lacing his drinks with highly addictive substances?
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>>81022828
He is literally Baron Harkonnen.
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>>81025112
>Did he somehow think fried rice was better than just plain white rice or something?

Probably confusing fried rice with brown rice.
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>>81025462
Because that shit looks sketchy as fuck.
I'll just find it somewhere else. Youtube or some shit.
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>>81024837
This guy is possibly worse. Penny and James should be locked in a cabin with nothing but vegetables.
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>>81025266

this is it

>>81025371
>the restaurant didnt want to lose its best customer
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>>81025381
How the fuck does that happen? Why doesn't this happen to everyone then if food flips the same switches? IT has to be more than that
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>>81025537
I hate to say this, but you are really new aren't you?
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Why is his feet skin so thickned if he doesn't even use them?
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>>81025178
>FRIED RICE HAS THEM LITTLE BITS OF PEAS AND EGG IN IT SO IT'S HEALTH FOOD


I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this is how he thought about this in his child mind. fucking kek. the fact that he even thought lifting a couple 4 pound weights for like 5 minutes a week did ANYTHING was just embarrassing.

None of his "exercises" did shit. It's all about what he ate. I think fat people also have a very twisted view on how many calories exercising makes up for.

I bet james thought just sitting up at the end burned like 4000 calories or something. then celebrated with the sort of meal none of us could even dream of eating by ourselves.
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>>81024911
>Not showing the frying of wontons
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>>81025284
The old 50 year-old that is just as guilty as he is at being an enabler.
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>>81024859
Is this why obesity is much, much more widespread in red states?
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>tfw fat fetish
>Tfw turned on by his helplessness
>Tfw caught in loop of repulsion and arousal
>Tfw no naive cute Asian gf to lock in my basement and feed to death

Really looking forward to the golf cart scene Wednesday though
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>>81025571
>boil out the calories
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>>81024976
But that would kill it.
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>>81025574
Poor willpower. Some people are naturally more susceptible to addictive behaviours and substances and most of them were never taught impulse control.

Everyone feels the same pleasure from getting their buttons pushed but they don't want or know how to not keep pushing
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>>81025565
James at least is living on planet Earth. Penny is insane
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>>81025112
didn't you know that the inclusion of an adjective changes the nature of the noun? Have you not seen the phrase "feminine penis" thrown around?
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>>81025656

>South has lots of blacks
>blacks are very obese
>South has high obesity rate
>"red states BTFO!"
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>>81025439

Americans what the fuck does refinance mean? I'm at the part where James' father refinances his house and somehow makes money off it.
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>>81025571
>calories boiled out
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>>81025571
>he doesn't understand the secret science behind boiling calories
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>>81025638
>I think fat people also have a very twisted view on how many calories exercising makes up for.

absolutely, and a distorted view of what is and isnt healthy

a fat guy I know once ate a giant bowl of nuts, and thought it was fine because "nuts are healthy". Dude couldnt be assed to look at the nutritional label to see how many calories he was downing.
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>>81025719

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+refinancing
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>>81025584
Yeah, man.
Besides I found it on youtube, even if its a shit quality.
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>>81022828
holy fuck is his toe split in half or something?
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>>81024242
>Does their bodies ever growing hunger for biomass lead it to begin consuming their frontal lobe or something?
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>>81025749

I googled it but I didn't understand it. It certainly doesn't sound like something that generates 10k out of nowhere.
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MY CAR BROKE DOWN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>81025656
gee it's almost like those affected by a problem are the ones who vote against the people causing it

>ten X people in room A
>ten Y people in room B
>Y people in room B make the rules and declares room A is now a tsetse fly sanctuary
>X people in room A vote for X people to make the rules

>You: "lmao fuckin stupid idiots blaming Y for their tsetse fly problem when they always vote for X people haha"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eavUU9OUHgk

1:17:40 "You've been eating 10,00 calories a day"

Can someone help me visualize this?
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>>81025776
Oh. Well I wouldn't worry about that webpage. The reason the extension isn't a .com is because that website gets pulled down all the time so they gotta keep changing names.

I don't even think they host the vids themselves but rather serve as an aggregate.
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>>81022253
even if he does lose weight, will his LAYGS ever recover? They look absolutely rotten
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>>81025894
39 Big Macs
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>>81025833
you get a loan (for a house e.g.)
you re-negotiate the terms of that loan
get some cash
have to pay loan longer/at higher interest
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has /tv/ sunken so low that you guys find joy in watching and laughing at fat people?

don't get me wrong its funny the first time but why are you so drawn into it?
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>>81025462
Probs full of malware and popups desu
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>>81024977
>She was told not drink carbonated drinks as it will expand your stomach and undo the surgery yet that exactly what she did.

That's not really true though.
I looked it up on gastric bypass forums.
The consensus was that doctors sometimes lie to their patients in order to keep them far away from dangerous behavior.

What I read
>Carbonation won't undo the surgery, but early on it's best to take things easy
>One patient asked her doctor about seltzer. He said it was fine.
>Belching relieves pressure
>Diet sodas are frowned upon because establishing a pattern of consuming sweet things can be very dangerous.
>Beer is a no go, calorific and addictive. In fact alcohol in general is a dangerous thing for someone with an established food addiction.
>Sugar sweetened beverages are the kiss of death for successful gastric bypass surgery. >Gastric bypass works by restricting your ability to process things through your stomach. There are certain foods and beverages known as sliders. These foods once chewed are totally liquid and can easily pass through your stomach for the calories to be extracted in your intestines.
> Any high calorie liquid is a slider. Some foods like cake are also considered sliders because once you chew and swallow it it's a thin liquid in your stomach.

Even Zsalynn who did great on the diet bent the rules a little by getting diet pop once in a while.
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>>81025911
I wonder how many toilets these fat fucks have broken.

Even if this was my family member and they were around at my house I tell them to go out to backyard because I'd be worried they'd break my toilet.
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>>81025972

Watch the episode. The guy deserves everything terrible that happens to him
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>>81024960
I've seen a few episodes which although funny, are not kino.I saw a clip last night where she "accidentally" ripped her pants, and then proceeded to awkwardly back out of the grocery store, and then literally strip down to her underwear in the middle of a parking lot and change her pants. to put on new pants she had in her glove compartment.

totally not scripted.
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>You will never live in a dimension in which 20 500-600 pound fatasses are crane lifted into a an enclosed pen with a Komodo dragon and other smaller monitor lizards and the only way to escape is a to climb up a 100 foot flight of narrow stairs
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>>81026002

Behold the Freedom Toilet 9000
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>>81025994
I don't think I've ever had a case of internet maleware for years(or maybe I just haven't noticed and they have all my bank information) and as for ads, you should have an ad blocker.
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>>81025911
>your wife is so heavy you can't lift her off a toilet
so what exactly are these people getting out of relationships with people who are

a) too incompetent to maintain a healthy weight
b) too stupid to realize they have a problem
c) too selfish to change their lifestyle for the benefit of their family
d) too absolutely disgusting to fuck
e) too lazy to get off their ass and exercise
f) too deep in self-denial to have a personality other than "eat food"
g) serious, too fucking gross to touch with a four foot pole, never mind derive sexual pleasure from
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>>81025999
>i went to some back-patting retard oasis and got different info from the back-patting retards than you get from a dietician
>all of them reached the same conclusion of "my doctor is lying to me and i can eat like shit again as long as i 'take it slow'" so that means it's fact

you're a special kind of stupid
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>>81026022

F U N D
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>>81025319
>or have sex?
He's had more than half of this board.
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>>81026022
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>>81025972
just watch the james episode
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>>81025972
I think its a morbid fascination. Like watching a train wreck but in a more body-horror type manner.
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>>81025462
What browser is that?
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>>81025350
Which episode number and season in the Penny one?
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>>81026063
the usual virtue signalling warm and fuzzies

>hey what did you do this weekend
>oh had a couple drinks, fixed the shed, you know
>and how about you, what did you do
>*20 min tirade about all the work they do for their useless heap of flesh they call a spouse"
>oh well.. god job for being... such a good husband i guess
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>>81024058
holy shit, that is disturbing
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Hey Laaysah,

My name is James, and I ate every single type of ewe. All of you are weak, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day moving around and contributing to society. You are everything beta in the world. Honestly, have you even got me a second eggroll? I mean, I guess it’s fun making food for people because of your own inferiority, but you enable it to a whole new level. This is even better than jerky served with pitches of gravy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best potpie. I’m pretty much an emperor. I have a team of servants to clean my lower body, and a daddy who’ll pay for me to get treatment. What do you have to look forward to, other than “eat chacken and fesh every night”? I also get disability neetbux, and have a banging hot daughter (She just washed me; Shit was ALL over my gash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my dish
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>>81026165
Firefox with a theme called "FT Dark"
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>>81026042
kek

How much weight is this sucker built to withstand?
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BAYLEY IS BREFFUST READY YET?
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>>81025350

This week's episode will have an even bigger piece of shit than James, I'm hype as fuck
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>>81026063
government benefits
>i can't work because all my time goes into caring for my """sick""" wife who also can't work because her gut is in the process of assimilating the rest of her
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>>81024058
You are what you eat
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>>81022828
>>81022883
bump
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>>81025112
>I seriously don't understand what he meant by this. Did he somehow think fried rice was better than just plain white rice or something?
James didn't get to be 800 lbs by good nutritional decisions.

Remember there are normal people out there who think of potatoes as vegetables. Which is true from a botanical perspective but dead wrong from a dietary perspective.

Hell, my uncle isn't even overweight but sometimes comes up with retarded ideas like chicken wings being healthy because they're chicken.
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>>81026185
http://vidto.me/t9su5wrudhe0.html
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>>81026208

When does it normally air?

will there be a live thread on /tv/
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>>81026075
>>81026110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSkJfA3XxOA

Just imagine
One of these fuckers biting into James and James screaming like a bitch as the venom enters his body and begining to pull chunks out of James as a bunch of smaller lizards start pulling off bits too. Some of them even CLIMBING INSIDE James' open wounds to eat him from the inside out
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stop consuming calories
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Do you think his girlfriend gives him blowjobs from time to time?
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>>81025894
KEK James is eating 30 pieces of KFC fried chicken everyday.

http://www.foodbeast.com/news/the-1000-calorie-club/
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>>81026205

I don't know but the link said it was in a bariatric clinic, which is the type of clinic Dr. Now runs. I'm assuming it's rated for at least 600 pounds.
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>>81026269
you're a sick fuck and I love it
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>>81023069
>>81022990
His BMR would be so high right now all he'd literally have to do is eat like a moderately fat person and he'd lose weight. As in, he could ONE large whopper meal for dinner every night and still lose weight
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>>81025638
As a fitness instructor, I see a lot of fat people trying to lose weight. They lift weights, or walk on a treadmill for a couple of minutes and think they start dropping pounds. They quickly get bored and tired. They then go and reward themselves for their hard work with a big pizza and soda.

It doesn't happen often but it's nice to see a fat guy or woman who really works hard to lose weight and actually succeeds.
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>>81026225
YOU FINNA SAY, WE SOME KIND OF, FOODFRIED SQUAD?
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>>81026302
>3 pieces of memechicken is 1000 calories
woah
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>>81022787
>that catheter disappearing amongst the folds
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>>81026282
That doctor has the patience of Job. Most of these fat fucks are irredeemable.

I found ONE that wasn't an abject failure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbIev6qrty0
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>>81026302
>I ate 4 servings of chicken breast today, 2 servings of Broccoli and 2 servings of Sprouts and all that together barely makes 600 calories

Jesus Christ, the skin really is the devil.
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>>81023845
Why did that one scene from TDKR become a meme? Why did that one scene where Bale points upwards and to the right become dubsman out of all the scenes from films where a character has done that?

No one man decides what will become a meme. It just happens
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>>81026302
>McDonald's 40-piece Chicken McNuggets
I didn't know such a thing existed
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>>81025894
1,667 celery stalks
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>>81026269

damn bruh. that is some modern day saw kino shit

>that music along with four of those beasts devouring James

I can hear it now

MUHH LEEYYYGGGGG
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>>81024009
>YOU CAN'T GIVE UP ON US
Bitch you were the one who gave up. The doctor gave you a plan and you didn't fucking follow it. I genuinely hope he dies.
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>>81026299
I think his genitals are enveloped in fat and kept constantly warm and moist so they are literally encrusted in all manner of skin growths caused by an entire ecosystem of bacteria yeasts and fungi.

Just imagine the smell and taste of it.
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This TLC shit is kinda kino in the same way that slowing down as you pass by a car accident is enjoyable in a weird way

Wetty is the best fat kino, though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8svuSIYQu74
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>>81025279
>it doesnt help his gf is weak and does whatever he wants.

That THING has a girlfriend?!
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>>81026231
>Remember there are normal people out there who think of potatoes as vegetables.
>proceeds to prove them "wrong" by playing semantics
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>>81026550

yeah, she's qtpie who rides his dick while he eats eggrolls
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>>81026377
>That piss thats darker than the fried eggrolls
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>>81026467
Like fuck, you really could make a decent B movie schlock gore film out of shit like this. Like a bunch of people get stranded on an island including a massive fat fuck, the fatfucks family makes it so the others won't abandon them until eventually not leaving the fatfuck gets people killed and everyone goes every man for themselves so at around the 50% mark of the movie you can get a real graphic scene of whatever monster the movie has killing the fat fuck whose been left to die.

Zombies
Werewolves
Fishmen
Hell, if it's a non monster killer you can even have them take fatfuck back to their base and hang him up like a piece of meat and pretend to be some kind stranger saving a few of them, give them some stew which they learn is actually made from the fatfuck who he's carved like an animal while still alive. Even reach Kino territories where the killer FEEDS the fatty some of their own flesh
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>>81025439
>>81025719

>1985 I buy $100K house. Interest rates are high. I pay $20K on the house and borrow $80K from the bank
>1995 Interest rates are low. I still owe $50K. I go to a bank and take a new loan for $50K to pay off the original mortgate. I now have to pay the new lender interest, but it's less than before so my monthly payment is lower.
That's an example of refinancing. You take a new loan to discharge the terms of the old loan.

But there's more.

>2005 I have nearly paid off my house completely. However I suddenly need money to pay for my kid to go to an expensive college.
>I currently owe $20K on the house.
>I want $40K to pay for a new addition to the house
>I borrow $60K from a new lender, pay off the $20K balance to the old lender, spend $40K on making my house bigger and continue with payments longer.
>Or I give the money to my fatass son to blow on takeout.
That's also a refinance.
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>>81026550
he has a daughter he pulled out of school to wash his ass fungus
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>>81026269
It would probably take several at once to even poison him
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These people talk about food like an alcoholic talks about gin.

They're classic addicts. The same way I've seen alcoholics waste away until they're nothing but skin a bones, these guys balloon up straight to their grave.

Their family dynamic is also completely typically of drug abusers. You have enablers and then the enabled using them for everything they can give.

These fuckers should be carted to an AA meeting first and foremost.
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>>81026238
How the fuck does someone on disability afford to buy that much junk food? Holy shit, why does anyone work?
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>>81026641

bless her heart
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>>81026641
I don't how someone could possibly justify doing that to their child.

Even in the most demented mind surely the guilt must be fucking excruciating?
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>>81026647
The original idea I like though because you've got these fat people who can't escape because they're too fat and the big lizard just comes and eats CHUNKS of them when it can.

The thing is, you'd have handlers who'd come in and feed and clean the fatties. The thing is the fatties get to decide what they eat. So if they controlled themselves they might escape but the best would be if they couldn't.
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>>81026726

he doesnt even thank her

not once

he has transcended humanity, he is an avatar of gluttony
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i really want to scrape the barnacles off of these fatties
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>>81026381
>burgers can't watch this

heh
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>>81025894
3 24 packs of Coke
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>>81025719
You don't have mortgages in your home country?
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>>81026582
>outright says it's true in any application save for diet
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>>81025894
>But when I'm hungry, I just don't care

what did he mean by this?
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i wonder what he would be willing to eat just to satisfy his food addiction
if you didnt feed him for a day and then put a tub of cold vomit next to him, would he eat it? or maybe rotten food? at what point would he start eating things that arent food
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>>81026632

you're gonna go far anon I can tell

get on that script, it's not gonna finish itself
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>>81025994
I'll be honest, I only watch things streamed. No torrents. I even have adblock on but I get some popup shit all the time. Maybe I need a better adblock. Still if you aren't stupid enough to click on the wrong links it works fine. I've watched probably 100+ hours worth of garbage on that site.
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>>81026726
i have two daughters and the shit i see people do to their kids fucking kills me

this story in particular i wish ended with the father being drawn and quartered
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>>81026632

>no twist in the middle where the fatty lumbers to his feet, rips a palm tree out the ground and roars
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>>81026901
>adblock
get ublock origin. it's not just a /g/ meme it operates better and updates lists more frequently
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>>81022699
From a distance it looks like he's got fucking crystals growing out of his flesh. Like a fucking boss from Zelda or some shit, kinda cool really.
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>>81025894

>I mean this is just mind boggling, why wont you stop over feeding him ??

>I don't know what the issue is.. I know like we said - he has cheated some, but I will not bring him nothin else

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

doctor is mad as fuck, you can tell he wants to kill this guy and the girl
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>>81026002
my family friend used to have a super fat friend of theirs that somehow got slightly absorbed into my families tree of friends while I was in HS.

She broke one toilet seat at my friends house, and one step on our porch the only time she visited my house.

such is life in america.
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>>81026231
>Remember there are normal people out there who think of potatoes as vegetables. Which is true from a botanical perspective but dead wrong from a dietary perspective.
neck yourself

Potatoes are loaded with vitamins and minerals and infinity healthier than grain, which is their dietary niche as a starchy food.
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>>81026225
>>81022828
>when you're so fat that tilting your ankles up and down passes as exercising
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>>81027151
irishman detected
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>>81025894
the dumb, fat hicks talking to the doctor is always my favorite part. It's so obvious that they aren't grasping a single word he says.
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>>81026632
>Even reach Kino territories where the killer FEEDS the fatty some of their own flesh

No. The killer OFFERS the fatfuck his own flesh and the fatfuck is such a sub human disgusting piece of shit he willingly eats it because
>"I'm HUNGRAAAAY"
Imagine the killer standing there laughing as the fatfuck, tears streaming from his eyes, grease drenching his face, gorges himself on a roasted lump of pure fat from his calf.

The fatfuck is left at the beginning of the movie and when his friends find him again, suspended from a harness in the killer's lair, he's eaten his own legs, tits, and one of his arms, the stumps tied off and cauterized and the fatfuck delirious with fever, pain, and insatiable hunger.
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>>81026942
That piece of shit destroyed his son's life.

On his deathbed his son will lean in and tell him how much he hates him for what he did to him.
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>>81027319
just you, fatty
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>>81027319
230 here bro. James is a great source of inspiration.
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>>81022606
>Conveniently skipped the vegetables.
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>>81025094
I can't even tell what is or isn't an ass crack anyway
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>>81025894
>start up a fundraiser after making a huge deal about dropping the 100lb and heading to texas for surgery
>next scene
>"hey your steak's almost done, I left the fat on because you said it's the tastiest part"
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>>81025994
If you don't have adblock and scriptblock I really don't know what to say. You don't need to be subject to that shit just to stream.
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>>81024911
wait is that all for her!?
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>>81027319
Me but I'm down from 228 to 214 since late January

Really let myself go after college and living in my own place downtown, used to be 180-190 in college (I'm 6'0"), too much drinking and unhealthy eating habits. Got a stationary bike from my parents and bought some kettlebells and have been doing some cardio and squats while drinking only water and consuming 2000 calories a day, alcohol only once every two weeks

Pretty easy once you get into the routine, feel a lot better already and I still have plenty more weight to lose. I can't believe people let themselves get to extreme weights, I felt like a total piece of shit when I looked myself in the mirror at 228 and knew immediately that I had to turn this bus around
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>>81027339
>On his deathbed his son will lean in and tell him how much he hates him for what he did to him.

>Even showing up to that piece of shit's deathbed
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>>81027019
It's like those mothers who keep feeding their obese children.

At least those children can still move and sneak in some extra food and drinks. This guy is trapped to his bed.
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>>81023199
Just weight still the smell-o-vision series airs!
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>>81022270
hdonline.to
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>>81027534
>2000 a day
you could probably bump that down to 1500.
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>>81027151
>infinity healthier than grain
Interesting. Sauce?
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>>81027319
I teetered there but getting a job and walking everyday has put me down in the mid 180 range. You really need to get away from distractions to make that initial commitment to lose weight and re-train your sense of taste to like low sugar food and drinks

I had a McDonalds burger for he first time in 2 years yesterday and it was just so fatty and salty that I'm amazed I ever managed to eat it without gagging

Sugar is the devil, cut it out of your diet by at least 50% and after a few months, stuff that tasted like crap will start tasting amazing
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>>81027534

gj bud keep it going
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>>81024312
>Fatty's faces when
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>>81026063
The knowledge that they would die without you. Loyalty.
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>>81027460
>and then he has heart failure
>still hasn't reached rock bottom
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>2 minutes in
>OWWWWUHG MUH LEGS
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>>81026968
/g/ memes are often real
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>>81024911
It's really hard to tell what's on that plate because of it's fucking stupid pattern.
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>>81027460
Fat is the tastiest part, though.
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>>81027019
Did you see the rage on James' face when she promised not to feed him?
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>>81027489
Yes.
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>>81025093
Literally elephants feet
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They should show these videos to starving people in Africa.
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>>81027819

they have the dankest
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idk what's more pathetic the fat fucks from this show or the autistic retards who enjoy watching it
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>>81022253
>MUH LEGS
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>>81027554
>>Even showing up to that piece of shit's deathbed

Implying he would miss it.

Show up late so he keeps asking for his son and when you finally and make your last words the most vicious ones possible to send him off .
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>>81025037

incredible
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>>81027894
Indisputably the fat fucks.
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>>81022883
Is it bad that I really want to peel the dead skin off his feet?
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Imagine a Hannibal x 600 lb Life crossover
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Remember, this guy will be on tomorrow nights new episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbsErmF92mw
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>>81022787
this triggers me. what hes making his family go through. disgusting.
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>>81027894
we just enjoy posting this stuff because it triggers the janitor and all the other fat fucks on /tv/.
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>>81026968

I use both for maximum coverage.
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I CAINT BREATHE GOOD
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>>81025894
>at 15:10
>leaves the paper wrapper on his burger
How did James tolerate this ''enabler'' all of this time?
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>>81027894

I didn't get it at first either and thought it was dumb

now I'm on the train, shit is hilarious
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>>81026968
>ublock origin, decentraleyes, noscript, privacy badger master race
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>>81026101

when will we cure autism?!?!
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>>81026022
Some fucking Judge Dredd tier shit right there.
I like it.
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>>81025497

kek
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>>81027976
Really disgusting behavior from the girlfriend.

You never leave the wrapper on the burger.
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>>81027976
I like how he was too lazy to remove it himself. What a fat fucking piece of shit.
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>>81027976
>why are there only a couple curly fries!
>the whole plate is covered
>oh!
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>>81028105
I don't know how James finds the patience to deal with these normies. Glad to see she made things right.
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>>81027928
This is gonna be fucking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE8QSZF6GMk
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>>81027319
Here my man

Peaked at 275lbs while in college. Everything sort of clicked when I caught my reflection in a window when I was walking home one day and all I could think was "Holy shit, I look awful". It wasn't anything to do with my clothes or my haircut or my posture, I just had mounds of blubber.

I'm down to 250lbs now after about three months of just cutting all the bad stuff out of my diet. It's going a lot slower than I would like to but I've been putting together a new meal plan and got a gym membership so hopefully that'll speed things up.
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Which episode do I watch after James?
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>>81028322
Penny and Sean
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>>81026269
>Three komodo's come across James after he gets left behind by his fed up family in a swamp
He's hardly moving or breathing, and the terrible wounds make them thinks he almost dead already
>A Komodo comes up on him and bites his foot
>A huge chuck of rancid rotting skin comes off in it's mouth, revealing healthy fresh beneath it
>No poison delivered
>James shouts "OW MUH LEG" and kicks it and the sheer weight of the moving flesh breaks it's neck
>Hours later another tries to bite him
>Gets him in the side, delivers poison
>The venom lowers his blood pressure
>Suddenly he's at a normal blood pressure
>Now more capable of exercise
>With a mighty demonic roar he rolls on the second dragon sneaks up to try and take a second bite
>He lands right on it and it gets splattered like a balloon full of red paint
>A third one comes in to try and rip him up, instead he grabs with his mighty fat arms and bites it's head off
>All the venom and bacteria give him diarrhea, otherwise fine
>James becomes king of the swamp
>Has the dead Komodo's made into egg rawls
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>>81026774

I'm willing to bet they edited it out
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>>81027653
Why would he do that if he's seeing progress?
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>>81022990
Just stop eating entirely. Stop feeding him, he can't move. Make sure he has unlimited water or hook him fat ass up to fluids and his body will feed on itself for months no problem.

Literally just water and time. Self control won't be an issue since he's bedridden.
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>>81028595
it'd go a bit faster i guess
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>>81028503
kek
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>>81028602
b-b-but muh stawvashun moode
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>>81028602
A guy lost 275 lbs over a little more than a year by doing this. He was doing it with close medical supervision though, and getting IV's with vitamins and shit.
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