Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese.

>wasting all that time when you can just pop it in the microwave

Looks pretty good but i can't help thinking "Autism" every time i see this webm

We already had this thread. It was fun but it's time to move on.

Do people really butter both sides of the bread

>>81021250

Where's my litreacola?

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>>81021296

This is the meme loving director who put ScarJo in one of his movies so he could kiss her, right?

Wow I'm glad I seriously discuss films I love with you patricians

>>81021250
>adds all that butter, and oil, and then butters it again
That's the only thing I'm mad about, don't make your son into as fat a fuck as you

>>81021250
That's a lot of cheese.

>>81021250
>butter + oil
for what purpose

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Why not put some ham in it ? And why not use real cheese ?

Couldn't you at least wait until tomorrow before repeating the exact same thread we had earlier

>>81021390
so the butter doesn't burn you absolute plebian.

>>81021428
Ham is a shit tier meat and the texture is revolting

>>81021356
I don't know what that is.

>>81021250
In that scene where he slices the garlic with a razor blad, wouldn't the garlic immediately burn when put into the pan?

>>81021428
That's a panini you fag

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>>81021355
Be completely honest, you have never made a grilled cheese in your entire life, have you?

>>81021385
4u

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reminder jon favreau was eric the clown

We had literally the same thread this morning. kys.

>butter
>oil
>but no cloves of garlic used to liquefy

>>81021485
Only the ones his mommy made for him

>>81021428
>ham
>not using turkey like a 1st worlder
fuck off pajeet

>>81021341
This thread has been made at least 20 times you newfag retard

>putting more than one slice of cheese on a grilled cheese

holy shit talk about doing it wrong. If you put too much cheese on it THAT IS ALL YOU WILL TASTE. The bread will be completely overshadowed by the cheesyness of it.

>>81021467
texture of ham is not great, but it has an awesome salty flavor. I bet you never had a ham and lentil soup slow cooked with a giant ham bone in it, holy shit I'm hungry now.

That's a shit load of cheese

>>81021521
Two Kraft singles is ideal
t. Professional chef

>>81021250
>wake up hung over
>stick two pieces of bread in a toastie make with a cheap ham slice and some random strong cheddar cheese, add srirachi sauce
>Guarantee it tastes better than that fucking thing

America, not even once.

>>81021521
If you put too little you shouldn't even bother making it. There needs to be a good ratio and that usually requires at least 2.5 slices of cheese.

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>>81021521
>only using one piece

>>81021250
>letting the cheese congeal into that cool fleshy consistency
Fucking casual. Absolutely disgusting.

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>>81021296
This. It's just easier. In fact I just through one of these bad boys into the microwave after seeing this thread.

>>81021547
found the non-white

>>81021485
No. I don't see why anyone would.

>>81021566
this to be honest

That kid don't care about any of this.

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>>81021576

>>81021576
>4 dollars for 2 microwave cheeses
>doesn't include tax or tip
What a ripoff

>>81021467
>>81021531
Obviously not american or english ham, in France it's usually done with jambon de Paris

>>81021576
GOOOOOOOOD BLEEEESSS AMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRIIIIIICCA

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>>81021569
you don't know breakfast

Quick, someone post that webm of that gross food. Such a fresh and interesting thread.

>>81021521
>The bread will be completely overshadowed

Bread tastes like shit and is only there so you can hold the cheese in your hands. It serves only a utilitarian purpose of holding things in between sandwiches.

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>>81021296
>>81021576
grilled cheese takes like 2 minutes to make you lazy fucks

microwaving it will make it all soggy and disgusting

>>81021467
t. ahmed

>>81021588
.t fatass

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>>81021506
Apologize now, you underage faggot.

>>81021640
>sunny side up

literally /myguy/

>>81021627
Nobody cares about your meme words trying to church it up, son

>>81021576
Imagine being so lazy you can't make your own grilled cheese sandwich

>not putting mayonnaise on your grilled cheese

>>81021640
I do, and I lift and eat a lot of eggs, but we both know that pic is disgusting.

>>81021477
no it isn't

>>81021296
>>81021576
You guys should look up what Microwaves do to your food...

Not only that but it ALWAYS tastes better cooked on the stove. You really can absolutely taste the difference in quality.

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>>81021477
>tfw haven't had a panini in years

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>>81021640
>fried eggs from my yard

Why does he have fried eggs in his yard?

>>81021663
fucking idiot

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/grilled%20cheese/type/op/page/2/

>>81021672
>>81021640
I've never seen anyone who goes for sunny side down

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>sticking your fat fingers all over the sandwich

>>81021640
>disgusting runny barely cooked eggs
>ruining gouda with disgusting spic shit food

rogan should be exectued on live tv

>>81021716
Those aren't the same thread, you stupid fucking retard. APOLOGIZE NOW OR ELSE

>>81021726
it's called over easy/medium/hard

>>81021504
You disgusting, filthy pig.

Why's he using shitty plastic cheese slices instead of some decent cheese?

>>81021754
I still think this looks good

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>>81021477
>adding anything other to grilled bread sandwiches is a panini

>>81021774
Because Kraft singles are better than dogshit meme cheese

>>81021250
ive never seen the movie but im pretty sure the point of this is to show that the guy is an obsessive cook that will take something as simple as grilled cheese and foodie-fag it up as much as he can

>>81021640
>That hideous marble counter top
Someone knock this asshole out

>>81021754
WHY DOES SHE CUT THE FUCKING CORNERS OFF THE BAG?
LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE STILL JUST LAYING THERE
FUCK

>>81021576
I knew how to make a grilled cheese before I even used a microwave. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>81021828
t. jealous poorfag

>>81021820
You got it

>>81021651
I bet you don't use anything other than white wonder bread you gigantic faggot

>>81021754
I swear to god this is what they do in prison

>>81021566
>Kraft singles
>American """cheese"""
And I'm American. Holy shit get some taste. Cheddar, monterrey, swiss, colby, gruyere, hell even pepperjack. Don't be a philistine about it.

>>81021428

You are free to do so.

He uses a mixture of medium cheddar, gruyere, and Parmigiano Reggiano, pleb

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>>81021640
>fried eggs from my yard

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That's french style.
He didnt even make an american grilled.

>>81021428
>meat
>grilled cheese
pick exactly one

>>81021372
Yea

>>81021754
>just when I think its done she keeps going with that abomination

Seriously, what the fuck is that?

>>81021819
Please tell me kraft are non cheddar and similar to the fake cheese slices we get in packets in the UK. If that's the case the have the worst fucking taste imaginable. They should only be used on shitty homemade cheeseburgers if there's nothing else to us. Jesus christ.

>>81021250
I fucking hate food movies.

>>81021754
please tell me what that is because I'm confused.

>>81021899
pls be real

>>81021640

This sandwich really makes me think.

>>81021296
>>81021576
Americans

>>81021919
My keyboard is fucked.

>>81021911
http://www.eater.com/2016/3/21/11218834/dorilocos-doritos-gummy-bears-tostilocos-mexico

They've been popping up in certain parts of the US, just a big mess of junk food

>>81021428
You people make me sick.
A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire sub consists of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese?

>>81021250

That's most likely delicious, but the wee problem is that that has around 3000kcals in it and close to zero nutrients.

>>81021970
That's not what that is...

>>81021858

Is other bread supposed to be amazing?

>>81021754
Fucking americans

>>81021250
>diagonal cut
Pleb as shit.

>>81021651
I take it you're American? Your bread all tastes like shit. No hate, but it tastes like fucking cake. Everything is so sweet there. Even the bread and coleslaw ffs.

>>81022017
yes it is, it's just a little different.

>>81021296
i just put it in the toaster oven

i guess that makes it cheesy toast instead huh

>>81021576
>4 bucks
>2 """"""""sandwiches""""""""""

I literally hate you so fucking much. You're the kind of guy that pays 3 bucks for a cup of coffee at Starbucks, just because he doesn't know how to buy a fucking coffee maker at his local Goodwill. You're the kind of guy that goes out to eat steak, because your dumb-ass doesn't know what the fuck he's doing on the grill.

Absolute incompetence born through laziness and a refusal to learn. I bet, without a doubt, you're either 200+ lbs, or 150-. I bet the last time you've ever picked up a weight was in Highschool PE, when the damn coach practically had to force you to.

I bet you don't even wash your dishes after eating. You leave them to congeal by your putrid "gaming station", like Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park. You disgust me.

Clean yourself up and call your mom every once in a while. You owe her at least that much.

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>>81021995
kek

>>81022019
oh god hahahaha

Yes, Anon. USA bread is an abomination.

>>81021576
How does something like this exist? Even the laziest fat fuck can make a grilled cheese.

It must taste awful too.

>>81021899
Oh god please no.

>>81021576
Holy shit anon I did not know these existed. Thank you based frozen foods poster.

>>81022019
There's all sorts of better bread besides pre sliced cancer

>>81021899
That's how you spread bacteria.

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>>81021296

>>81022082
Fuck dude, I'm not even that guy and I even cook for myself a lot, but you did kind of make me realize I'm really lazy in other areas of my life. I should call my fucking Mom and Dad more. I haven't spoken to my grandparents in so long it would be awkward now. But I should do it before they die. fuck...

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>cheese and bread fried up in butter is art food to Americans

>>81022110
>>81022171

Are you sure other bread tastes even shittier and you'll just make excuses like "It's an acquired taste. You americans just can't handle sophisticated foods tee hee hee."

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>>81021250
Numale.

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>>81021576
>2 soggy sandwiches
>$4

>>81022189
Yes, that's the joke.

What the fuck are you guys complaining about? I wish my dad had cooked grilled cheese sandwiches like that. Looks fucking good.

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>mayo on a grilled cheese

why are americans so disgusting?

>using real cheese on a grilled cheese
It's like you guys aren't real americans.

>>81022027
That's Mexican food retard.

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Egg in a basket GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!!!

>>81022027
don't be a faggot

you can tell that is mexican because of how the shit is

>>81021651
>Bread taste like shit
Americans are a special breed

>>81022310
Mexicans put mayo on corn on the cob, at least we're not that bad

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>>81022330
It's called a "one eye" you fuckin dingus

>>81022310
That's butter you dumb cow.

>>81022330
>cooked yolks
put that shit in the garbage

>>81021250
Some people think stuff like this is art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejr9KBQzQPM

>>81022328
America is Mexican, at least the south is.
deal with it white boi

>>81022386
We don't want to litter your house though.

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>>81022368
>>81022386
Am I doing it right, newfags?

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What're y'all munching on?

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>>81022330
>posting ancient /ck/ maymays

>>81021250
>Olive oil and butter
>Cheddar and parmesan
>More butter on top

He's gonna give his kid a fucking heart attack

>>81022423
Your moms vagina. lol

>>81021743
holy shit...youre so badass

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>>81022471
Dude, not cool.

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>>81022423
Just an egg in a basket waffle with banana wine.

>>81022027
this isn't american

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>>81022385
>butter in america looks like mayo
why are americans so disgusting?

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>>81022495
Looks good.

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>>81022454
>ancient /ck/ maymays

>>81022495
>>81022423
Hipsters are an abomination.

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>>81022518
>Pajeet has shit eye sight.

Not surprising desu.

>>81021296
/sp/ pls

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>>81022532
I have one of those spoons....somewhere.

>>81022310
The mayo is meant to give more time for the cheese to melt without burning the bread. It tastes pretty good too tbqh.

>Mayo spreads better than butter does (crucial when you’re using a softer bread like brioche) and has a higher smoke point (meaning it won’t burn as easily). Plus, the oil and egg in mayonnaise brown nicely and add a creamy flavor to the crust.

>>81021651
t. corn eating Beaner

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>>81021250
>nobody questions why he moves the finished sandwich from the plate to a chopping board and then back to the plate.

Why didn't this madman just slice it in half on the plate?

>>81022557
source?

>>81022630
It's the pretentious numale chef version of 'DJ hands'

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>>81022518
Wait to you see the "cheese".

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>>81021250
>fatkino
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HAoZ4AQpwG

>>81021754
looks like something a little kid would make. that's probably the exact origin, some kid goofing around in the kitchen, and his retarded mexifuck dad thinking it's the greatest thing ever.

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>>81022082
>This entire post

>>81021743
Its for the protein. The more you cook it the less effective ness it has

>>81022495
thats actually somewhat genius

>>81021743
>spic food

lelz wut xD

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>>81022657
>cooking ramen noodles in an iron skillet

>>81022550
>Triple Goddess egg in a basket grilled cheese sandwich.

>>81022495
>cutting hole in waffle with a wine glass

I really miss the glory days of /ck/.

>>81021576
what a fucking joke we've become

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>>81022780
We've just become more meta

>>81022486
That is real. Huh.

>>81022557
>toilet
>some shitty outhouse in the middle of fucking nowhere

I understand the predicament, but come the fuck on, India.

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>>81021754
>>81022687
Looks like fair food.

>>81021961
At least your cheese is alright mate

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This looks like a good thread to ask.

Can I still eat this potatoes or are they too old?

>>81021754
needs more sauce and lemon juice

>>81021296
American detected

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>>81022423
with coffe

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The only way to cook a grilled cheese toastie is to use the toaster. Here's a tip: turn the toaster on its side so the cheese doesn't drip.

t. 2009 memes.

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>>81022949
At least we eat healthy when we eat cheese.

>>81022961
of course, they'll just be kinda rubbery when you peel them and won't be as nice as fresh potatoes when cooked
don't let them sit around so long next time

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>>81023055
That and "Can I eat poptarts raw or do I need to cook them" were pretty good.

>>81022630
So he doesn't mess up the plate with crumbs/cheese during the slice. He's all about the presentation. I'm surprised he didn't drizzle a fancy ketchup design around the cheese sandwich

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>>81023138
>I'm surprised he didn't drizzle a fancy ketchup design around the cheese sandwich

I was actually waiting for that.

>>81022961
You can get like 15 potatoes for $2, jsut go buy new ones ffs

>>81022961
You should plant them in your floor and see if they grow.

>>81021250
It's not just a grilled cheese, it's the perfect grilled cheese.

You autists sound like you never try to make good food instead of shitty half-assed food for the sake of MUH TIME N EFFORT. Something can taste vastly different depending on how you make it.

>>81021828
Marble is a great countertop to offset the granite..

>>81021754
that's just provocative. Seriously, there's something wrong with the whole American continent(except Canada).

>>81021774
>it's impossible to slice good cheese

why is everyone so retarded?

>>81022746
But that's not true.

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>>81023272
In Canada, milk comes in bags.

>>81023233
No, it's literally just a grilled cheese, ease up asshole.

>>81021576
holy shit i just got a flashback, i used to eat these they were the first grilled cheeses i ever tried my mom would buy them so i could make myself meals when she was at work

>>81023284
heat destroys proteins, that's why raw meat is much harder than cooked meat

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>>81023183
>ketchup + milk

Wouldn't the vinegar in the ketchup curdle the milk?

>>81021873
No. Kraft cheese is dogshit for sandwiches, for crackers, for honestly human consumption.


But it makes an amazing grilled cheese flavor.

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/ck/ is the best board

>>81023317
No, it's just the perfect grilled cheese. Easy up asshole.

>>81023312
Pretty sure that's just an Ontario thing.

>>81023312
That's nothing in comparison.

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>Runny yolks
Enjoy eating something with the texture of runny cum you faggots

>>81023402
>for crackers
Tell that to my childhood.

But tbqh, I haven't had kraft/whatever brand cheese slices in a long time, so my tastes my reject it now. I remember those cheese crackers to be quite the delicacy though.

>>81023514
>runny yolks on fries with tortillas
brb, eating some of that.

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>>81023403
Impressive

>>81023514
You can't seriously think the consistency of a hard yoke is any better. That shit is disgusting.

>>81023514
If runny yolks instantly make you think of cum, then you might be the faggy one

>>81023557
Scrambled is the only acceptable eggs.

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>>81023595
*ahem*

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>this is literally high class cuisine in america

>>81023643
Have you seen the cooking shows on American tv? It's literally "I'm fat and like to eat grease+cheese+meat" shows. They are catering to the average Americans idea of "quality" food.

>>81023595
You forgot about omelettes, faggot. I know you forgot because someone that prefers scrambled eggs over eggs with runny yokes can't possibly like omelettes less.

>>81023710
Omelettes are just scrambled eggs pretty much though desu

>>81021702
>You guys should look up what Microwaves do to your food...

Heat it up?

>>81023750
That's my point, they are scrambled eggs with a bonus. If you remembered them you wouldn't have said scrambled is the only acceptable way.

>>81021702
>what Microwaves do to your food

They heat them the fuck up you Food Babe shit.

>>81023635
its grammas deviled eggs

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>Puts in on the plate then the cutting board, then back on the plate

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digits determined that jack is /tv/

Pour some coke in some milk, shit is cash.

>>81021496
You're livin in the past, man!

>>81023959
This guy is self-aware, right? Like, he knows he never cooks things right and is just trying to get views, right?

>>81023959
If you ground the meat yourself or bought it from a real butcher, there is literally nothing wrong with this.

>>81023959
what is this guy's channel again?

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>>81024049

no

>>81021428

why are you under the impression he used fake cheese?

>>81021640
Cholesterol sandwich coming up

>>81023959
there's literally nothing wrong with those burgers

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>Ja/ck/ time
Right on.

>>81024076
this man must be on the spectrum

>>81024222
perfection

>>81024164
>dietary cholesterol translates to blood cholesterol

whoa grandpa, what's it like back there in the 40s? does eating fat make you fat too?

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>>81023959
>using a fork, but still using his fingers

He may as well pulled it apart with his hands and never used a fork.

>>81023453
Quebec too

someone please link me jacks youtube

>>81024268
That thick meaty tongue is fascinatingly disgusting.

>>81024408
https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69

does anyone else here actually have kitchen credentials?

t. eleven year michelin hatted chef

>>81024634
funny you as k that im gordon ramasay actually

>>81024222

Best filename.

>>81024634
I'm Gordon Ramsay, believe it if you want to or not, but the memes of me brought me here and I occasionally pop back in to see what you bloody donkeys are saying about me.

>>81021250

>butter
>oil
>multiple cheeses
>more butter

Jesus, that thing must be so fucking soggy

>>81021576
The grilled cheese for people who buy uncrustables.

>>81021467
You need to buy better ham

>>81024822
do you know how cooking works

what am i saying you probably have your mom make everything for you

>>81024822
The cheese should be gooey. The bread shouldn't be soggy if the grill is hot enough.

>>81022310
Mayo on grilled cheese is patrician as fuck your mom needs to step her game up

>French toast or Eggy bread?
I call it french toast but my dumb fuck friend calls it eggy bread

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this is that fucking nu-male cuckold making grilled cheese for his wifes son isn't it thanks i wanted to have this for shitposting on /ck/ based /tv/bros

>>81024985
Its a pretty pleb choice either way.

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>not watching based Food Wishes

this thread is fucked

thanks for giving me nightmares

>>81021428
>>81021774
It actually doesn't look like he is using plastic cheese, looks like precut red leicester and mild cheddar.

>>81024958
>mayo
>not aioli

>>81025028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJzDfRIb9T0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C-vBXhaRgE

c o m f y

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>>81021296

>>81025133

>that fucking melody

It's Plinkett's house.

>>81023453

Ontario (particularly Toronto) is pretty much Canada, bro.

>>81022630
It's bad for both the knife and the plate to cut it on the plate.

>cant ever eat cheese again
just kill me

>>81025448
There's always vegan cheese, I've had it, it tastes like shit :)

>>81021296
Don't you have a two-paragraph essay to be writing?

>>81024268

How can you stick your tongue out that much and still manage to drop most of the bite out of your mouth???

>>81024903
>do you know how cooking works
>cooking

I get what your saying, but fried anything should not be considered cooking.

>>81025409
Nah, pretty much poo in loo at this point.

>>81021566
>>81023402
get some tillamook cheese, nigger

>>81022082
look, I hate that faggot too but I would not trust the sanitation of a product from goodwill

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Jack really know how to cook those eggs.

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>>81021296
What kind of fucking blob are you

>>81026959
i'm a short order cook with a dead end job and a fake manager title and this makes me want to throw up

even the 50 year old black crackheads i hire who have done nothing but roofing before are better than this guy

>>81027240
Is this supposed to be a boiled burrito?

>>81027240
That might be the best thing he has done. It's fucked up looking and heating things directly against that kind of plastic is asking for ass cancer, but he did what he was trying to do.

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>>81027306
It's a zip-lock bag "omelette." I have no idea why it's a thing.

>>81027306
It's literally one of the videos I actually watched, and it's a lazy man's omelette where he boils eggs in plastic bags.

>>81021754
everything they use is stale (stolen from the garbage so they don't have to pay). that's why they sell it for so cheap and drown it in liquid (to soften everything). the more you know

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>>81023272
>poutine
>Tim Hortons
>bag milk

Canada exists to make America look good.

>>81024847
Holy shit, lol. That's exactly what this is. This is probably marketed to the same sad-sacks who buy Smuckers "Uncrustables". WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BUYING THESE THINGS? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING ALL THEIR MONEY FROM? WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST MAKE THEIR OWN DAMN SANDWICHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>81021576
That's why welfare is wrong. Poor people are too dumb to manage money

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>>81025028
>Chef John will never make you food while making dumb play on words

>>81021250
It's just a dude making a grilled cheese with al little more care then normal

Jesus Christ the things autists can obsess and spend their time over

>>81025028
>>81025133
I loath this guys way of talking. Generally unfunny and obnoxious.

>>81028004
it wouldnt even be a good grilled cheese, the way he wipes the bread over all the oil would make it soggy as fuck. too much.

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>>81023514
>Not leaving the yolk runny to dip bread into it
Absolute faggot in denial spotted

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I love food!

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>>81028485
>that ending
Literal human meatball.

>>81028485
lol great webm

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>>81021576
>Pan-Grilled Taste

holy shit I'm fucking losing it

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>>81023403
what this world really needs is an adjustable pastry bag with a three head nozzle

you can control when the two side heads either aim parallel to the main head or jut away at 45 degree angles, and when the side heads are open or not

this way, you can evenly disperse the jelly with a vein/branch like pattern, the side heads distributing smaller veins of jelly toward the exterior of the doughnut

just sayin

>>81028572
that's new

>>81021485

I grill up cheeses every day and you just need to spray both sides of bread and you are good.

>>81029004
Things in this post are wrong. This makes me angry and I need to reply telling you I'm angry and you are wrong.

>>81021995
unironically reddit

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>>81021576
>>81021250
>>81021296
>Not using an iron to make your grilled cheese

>>81029066

Here is how to make a grilled cheese.

1. Choose type of bread
2. Butter up that bread
3. stick on flatop
4. Choose type of cheese
5. Put cheese on bread
6. let it sit for a bit
7. Put cover on GC and steam the cheese with water
8. GC is done, put other shit on it like tomatoes if you will or whatever.

I work at a cafe and that is how we make them there.

>>81021250
>White people can't coo-

>>81029174
>this faggot doesn't have a butane torch

processed cheese is good because it melts quickly.
if I had a griddle like op with good temp control id use thick real cheese.
but fuck it.

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>>81021576
Cant stop laughing at this atrocity of a human bean and post

>>81021754
She's so fucking slow. That bothers me

>>81022073
>IT'S THE SAME THING, BUT JUST DIFFERENT

>>81024050
This.

>>81029437
like every pizza place?

>>81021250
I liked that scene.

>>81029004
>just need to spray both sides of the bread
>just need to spray
>need to spray
>spray

anon are you...using spray butter?

disgusting

>>81024327

>filename

kek

>>81021250

Its a metaphor for Iron Man you dense faggot. All that hardwork, taking something simple like a comicbook movie and making it beautiful kino.
The reviewer is the studio shitting on his artistic mind to make bland trash like grilled cheese. Not panseared cheddar sliders

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>>81021296
>Microwaving bread to cook it

You just ruined my appetite.

>>81027842
This. Take it from a former Kroger's manager: welfare eats society from the inside in a way failing at war could never reproduce.

>>81021682
Some people can't cook food. My friend for example. Put a ton of food in the kitchen that must be cooked and he will literally starve to death.

>>81023272
>(except Canada)
Enjoy paying for television only braindead non-whites could enjoy and extra rapey immigrants your shrinking economy can't employ (but will)

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Is this good?

Too much cheese.

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>>81021995
Fuck off reddit

>>81022615

fuck you mexican bread is pretty great. Spanish tradition.