wtf i love amy schumer now!

>>81019997
No

>>81019997
would bang 8/8

>>81019997
>mfw I'm 31
I swear this dump feels worse every year

>>81019997
I bet that whale has a lovely voice, must be a sold out crowd.

>>81019997
That's a cute whale, but why does the description say amy schumer?

>>81019997
wtf i love photoshop now

>>81020914
Made the jump to 30 this month, instantly turned into an alcoholic even though I was an holidays and anniversaries drinker...
Now each time I see someone in their 20's I can't relate to them. Strange.

>>81019997
that could be her if she wasn't obese

>>81019997
Doesnt look like that anymore.

No fucking way is a woman that skinny with those arms. It flies in the face of basic human anatomy.

>>81019997
You know, back in the day i watched tubgirl and 2 girls one cup and never once gagged.

This, however.

>>81021267
One time I got up to pee at night and fainted/had a seizure
Turns out your blood pressure is really low when you are sleeping and peeing drops it even lower stimulating your vagus nerve
But knowing none of this I went to the hospital after I came to, and the doctor said it's probably epilepsy pay attention not to bite your tongue off the next time you faint in public
This gave me panic attacks, then my gf of 4 years dumped me due to my severe panic attacks

Now I barely turned to normal and whoopdiefuckindoo, here comes kidney stones
It is extremely painful and forces me to go to toilet every 5 minutes, especially at night, panics starting to return

Sometimes I feel like the world is especially designed as my personal hell, so intricate, the god thought of every detail of this sick joke

alcohol is forbidden btw

>>81021594
Jesus man, you may have a point with the eternal suffering angle.

I had that thought earlier. Life is beautiful, for sue, but only for a select few, so can it be objectively described as beautiful?

I don't have that answer.

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>All that effort, lighting effects and make up they have to use to try and make her look appealing

>She still has HPV and Herpes


No thanks

>>81021805
hpv is herpes you mongrel
also 90% of humanity has at least oral herpes
she didn't invent it, she got it from someone which means she had sex while you polish your wand in your basement

>>81022115
Wrong

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>>81022115
>people actually defending amy schumer

so how are you going to defend her standup next?

>>81022583

>correcting fake shit.

Just fuck off back to /pol/. You don't have to like someone to point out retarded shit.

>>81022115

>b... but everyone else has it

Amy please

>>81019997
not really a fan but Amy looks decent in this pic. I can see why moderately successful men would bang her

>>81022115
>implying polishing your wand alone is worse than getting stds by getting a shity drunk fuck where u get herpes and probably some more extra stds
atleast i can rub my fu without itching and being a disguisting pig

>>81019997
Her body in no way closely resembles that anymore.

>>81021671
>>81021594
Nothing is objectively beautiful, but you should love every moment of life equally. Take solace in pain, nay, love pain, as it affirms your existence.

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>>81019997
gut shadowed out to black shoop
neck an jaw nudged shoop
brickwall backdrop green screen shoop
lighting on her is at different angles than wall
convoluted pose

>>81021671
>>81023227
>What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.' [The Gay Science, §341]

>To comprehend eternal recurrence in his thought, and to not merely come to peace with it but to embrace it, requires amor fati, "love of fate":[16]

>My formula for human greatness is amor fati: that one wants to have nothing different, not forward, not backward, not in all eternity. Not merely to bear the necessary, still less to conceal it—all idealism is mendaciousness before the necessary—but to love it.

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>>81022673
No you can't

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>>81021594
Fuck yeah man, i got a rash.

>>81019997
>literally Myspace angles

the 3/4 shot hides a lot of flab, not to mention you can't see her gut or her legs, but those arms are still clearly hammy.

>>81021486
Her arms arent even big in that picture?

>>81022115
>shaming someone for polishing their wand in the basement

What's your fucking problem?

>>81023492
sure, Amy.

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>>81021594
>It is extremely painful
You're a big guy

>>81023521
They literally aren't though. She's a disgusting pig, but in that specific photo her arms look fine. If you wanna point out one fat part of that photo it's her side/back at the bottom.

>>81023397

I look at this and think.. What the fuck do americans eat? Seriously, y'all get way too fat waaaay too easily over there.

What the fuck they putting in your burgers, senpai?

>>81023368
See, happy people never have these thoughts. They never doubt. Bless them.

>>81023590
OBSESSED

>>81021594
>extremely painful
UUUU

>>81019997
> she's willing to prove it
> I'm so confident!
> look at me I'm a naked slut

This desperation is pathetic. She needs to get over her self esteem issues.

>>81019997
I find her extremely ugly, she has literally the most hideous face I've ever seen, but for some reason I really want to see her tits.

>>81023634
Ok, but I'm not sure how. Kinda leaving me hanging desu senpai...

>>81021594
I have a broken leg and can't do shit. Had to get laid off from work. It's like a vacation in hell. I can't drive so no alcohol for me plus I can't get fucked up because I don't want to get drunk and risk messing it up more.
>work 60 hours a week
>break leg, have to spend all savings on surgery for leg
>whoops now I'm poor and can't do shit
Life is truely suffering

>>81019997
She was hot desu until she turned into a whale

>>81024137

The American medical system folks, fair and equal.

She is fat and not making my bird stand up.