How bad would this hurt in reality?

It would be extremely painful.

>>81019698
It would happen so fast, I don't think you'd feel anything at first. Think Dooku's reaction in ROTS.

Ask Anakin. He'd be an expert on it.

>>81019896
Why?

You know when you leave the spoon in soups and it gets super heated and then burns the shit out of your tongue? I would feel like that except across your whole arm.

>>81019767
this, it would take about a day until after infection set it for it to become truly agony

>in reality
Brb inventing lightsaber

let's find out

>>81019764
FORCEU

>>81019767
I've always assumed Luke and Mace were screaming out of shock of seeing a limb fly off more than out of immediate pain. Everyone else just kind of groans.

>first hand accounts tell us that the lightsabre was later found, however the wherabouts of the hand still remain a mystery

>>81019698
Well it's just light cutting through you and immediately cauterizing itself shut.
I can't imagine it hurting too much since the shock and the nerve endings being burned away.

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>>81020087
>r the wherabouts of the hand still remain a mystery

That's because it was used to make her.

>>81020087
>>81020128
This is making me fucking sick

But it would never happen because it would be too much of a patriarchal misogynistic Biblical parallel, she is her own strong womyn

But for real, Luke hand clone confirmed for eppy 9

>>81020087
>>81020128
all the plot points are coming together lads

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>>81020087
>first hand accounts

>>81020128
So.. Rey is Luuke?

>>81020087
>>81020128
big luke or regular luke?

>>81019959

instant cauterization. learn ur canon

>>81019922
Have you ever watched Star Wars?

>>81020399
Unless you are that guy from the cantina in A New Hope

>>81020220
>>81020350
Luuuuke

>>81020439
It's star wars anon, everything has a name and an explanation.

>>81020558
And a 1000 word article on Wookieepedia

>>81020409
Yes and i recall anakins hand being cut off. This however does not make him an expert on this subject. You couldve said ask luke hed be an expert on it and it would be the same.

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>luke has one hand
>his remaining hand is solo
>hand solo

>>81020660
he got all his limbs chopped off you dumb fuck

>>81019698
So when is Disney going to make a spinoff movie about the adventures Luke's hand had?

>>81020660
He Had three of his limbs cut off. That makes him pretty much an expert on pain from cut off limbs

>>81019698
Depends on the person. Some go into a sort of shock where they don't feel anything.

>>81020399
The wrist is too big for that wound to be cauterized.

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>>81020087
Got ya covered mate!

>>81020689
Some pottery right here

>>81020731
>The wrist is too big for that wound to be cauterized.

what

>>81019958
I was talking to a girl in Vegas. We were eating Ramen at one of the casinos. Never met her before. We were talking about the riots in Brazil (think 2014). She was pretty cool. I was drunk enough that I ate half my soup, there was enough in the bowl that I let the spoon fall into, I thought I lost the spoon. I said, "Where did my spoon go?" And she said, I don't know. She looked at me funny, looked at her phone, and walked away. That was my first trip to Vegas.

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>>81020745

>>81020769
I think he means it wouldnt totally seal up the wound because its the whole wrist.

No idea how true that is.

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>>81020787

>>81020399
Cauterization actually is something that causes infection. Its an outdated technique, sure its stops the bleeding but more than likely if you cauterize a serious wound without medical attention you'll die from infection. Learn your medical practice anon, sheesh.

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>>81020731
>>81020813

>superheated plasma blade passes through my wrist
>misses a spot somehow

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>>81020823

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>>81020087
>first hand accounts

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>>81020728
are luke and mace pussies then?

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>>81020896

>>81020745
>>81020787
>>81020823
>>81020864
cool!! is this canon?

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>>81020938
>>81020939
It was until 2014

>>81020845
Are you implying bacteria would survive on something that burns through metal with no effort?

>>81019698
Luke's scream while his hand is severed used to be my texting notification.

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>>81020989
fin

>>81021025
hehe nice, thanks lad

>>81019698
Initially there would be no pain. It would start to hurt extremely bad about an hour later, but the wound would be cauterized so it would just need to be washed and wrapped and that's it.

>>81020939
only the original trilogy and lucasarts video games sans prequel movie games are canon

>>81021019
Bacteria don't live on the saber blade nigger, the bacteria set in from the environment around you. Your skin may be all sealed up from the bleeding but you still have some pretty nasty burns that are more than prone to infection.

>>81021019
>YAHHHHH
>YAHHHHH
>YAHHHHH

I imagine this would get irritating really fast.

>>81021122
imagine luke would be a left handed fapper by that point

>>81020783
huh, that was kinda profound

>>81020731
A lightsaber isn't sharp, it won't cut without burning.

>>81021013
>Bacteria don't live on the saber blade nigger, the bacteria set in from the environment around you. Your skin may be all sealed up from the bleeding but you still have some pretty nasty burns that are more than prone to infection.

>>81021179
No it wasn't, it was meaningless. You attached your own meaning to it.

>>81021214
same fag here, I have no idea how the green text arrow got there

>>81020845
>cauterization actually is something that causes infection
>cauterization actually is something that causes infection if the burnt, leaking, fragile skin is not properly cleaned, dressed and disinfected, since it is now only mildly effective at being a mechanical barrier for pathogens

Learn your medical practice anon, sheesh

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>>81021077
What even

>>81020441
>Luuuuke
>four u's

Sounds like a big guy.

>>81021122
Who needs a fleshlight when you have the Force?

>>81021077
> pre 2014 games are canon

No, only the movies, The Clone Wars and absolutely everything made past a specific date in 2014 (first canon comic was Darth Maul: Son of Dathomir and first book was Tarkin) is canon.

>>81020128
I really expect them to rip-off something from the Thrawn books but Luuke was absolutely the worst thing in it.

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STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME

>>81020745
>They could have been this happy in canon
>JJ wanted to remake Episode 4

>>81020863
Cauterization takes a bunch of tries even if you get all the flesh. You ever stick superheated hot metal onto a wound? Always has to be done at least three times. But whatever, it's a movie. By all rights, Luke should have fallen to his death seconds later so I guess slightly unrealistic bleeding isn't a legitimate complaint.

Not to mention that Star Wars humans live in a different galaxy. Maybe their bodies are a little different.

>>81021241
so is my answer, >>81021057
actually a good one?

>>81021287
>Not to mention that Star Wars humans live in a different galaxy. Maybe their bodies are a little different.

maybe lightsabers work different too.

good chat.

>>81020783
I like this story

I imagine they all still bled a little bit, even if most of the wound was cauterized.

>>81021244
Woah, that was a crazy ass meta meme you just pulled.

>>81020033

Underrated post

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>>81021266
How did they even find that? Didn't the hand and saber fall into Bespin?

>>81020845

yeah, because of the combustion materials. If it's a 10,000 degree laser, this doesn't apply.

>>81021226
that could be said about everything
and that our ability to connect as human beans is where we find meaning

>>81021214
More prone than healthy skin, sure, but far less prone than a non-cauterized wound.

>>81021422

yea it did but who cares it star wars

the force did it

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>>81020087

>first hand accounts

keke

>>81021241
As I said in my first post, >if you cauterize a serious wound without medical attention
Learn how to read anon, sheesh.

>>81021422
This is my biggest question. Bespin is a gas planet, there is no surface. What would happen with an object falling down? How does the gravity even work?

>>81021422
It actually happened to land right next to Maz Kanata. She helped orchestrate the liberation of Cloud City shortly afterword with it. This is to be revealed in one of the upcoming Star Wars comics.

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>>81020087
>First hand accounts

>>81021598
>revealed in one of the upcoming Star Wars comics.
>revealed
>upcoming
>reveals it now

>>81021310
Yes. An argument could be made about the onset of pain (whether or not the nerve endings were all burnt or if there were patches remaining) but suffice to say it would hurt badly.

>>81021422
That is a story for another time, anon.

>>81019698
Vader throwing large objects at Luke repeatedly probably hurt more in the end.

>>81021244
wow

>>81021422
I think that is either his blaster or part of the thing he fell on. It wouldn't make any sense for that to be his hand.

>>81019698
If you watch closely, Vader's blade doesn't actually cut through his wrist.

Therefore he must've smashed his blade against Luke's so hard his hand literally rips off

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>>81020823
>wait a parsec

>>81021422
that was a big drop

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>>81020087
>first hand accounts

In KOTOR II when the Kreia gets her hand chopped off the connection in the force allowed the exile to partially feel it. It was described as getting his hand dipped in lava and I don't thing that that was in full effect. So, in summary, a lot.

>>81021422
Throughout the Force Awakens, all I could think about was how they got that damn lightsaber.

>>81020787
Anakin Solo literally looks like Leia cucked Han with her own brother to make the kid.

>>81019698
Why did his lightsaber turn off?

>>81023905
Maybe the finger slipped?

>>81020717
He's actually lost every limb. He lost an arm against Dooku and the other 3 to Obi Wan