>P-peter...

>Delete my internet browser's history

>around blacks...never relax

>>81018673
>show Mary Jane my BRAAAAAAP folder

>>81018673
>...Peter, I...*coughs*
>I fuck your Aunt May in your bed..*coughs*
>...when you're in the shower....

>>81018673
>tell the cops a puerto rican did this

>Make sure you kill that nigger that shot me Peter
>B-but uncle Ben, he was white
>Being a nigger is a state of mind Peter, it's not determined by skin colour alone.

Wow Raimi, really made me think

>>81018832
>>81018871
>>81018888
>>81018890
fucking reddit
>>81018899
good

>pull my finger Peter
WHOA Raimi!!!

>>81018673
>...suck mah pixie dick yah chubby coon

HAHAHA WOW REEMY! YOU NOT SUPPOSE TO SAY THIS IN THE NOW! BACK THEN IT WAS GOOD BUT NOW IS BAD BAHAHAHAHAHA IT FUNNY BECAUSE HE NO REALLY SAY THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Uncle Ben I think he was Italian.
>Oh thank god.

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>>81019093
BANE?

>Peter, did I ever tell you about the time your father created an alien parasite and nearly doomed humanity? He was a good friend.

>Ben looks straight into the camera

>These guys, Goldberg and Cohen, they probably deserved what happened. Scratch that, they most definitely did. But just because you can beat them up, doesn't give you the right to not finish the job. Next time, after you exercised your civic privileges, exercise your civic responsibility and report them to your local officer. Remember: with great white power, comes great white responsibility.
>Are you afraid I’m going to turn into some kind of liberal? Quite worrying about me, okay? Something’s different, I’ll figure it out, stop lecturing me please!
>I don’t mean to lecture and I don’t mean to preach… and I know I’m not your Fuhrer –
>THEN STOP PRETENDING TO BE!

>It's six million and one now

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>>81019254
>B-but uncle Ben, mom is dead already

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>He was White Peter
>All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me.
>Was I wrong boy?
>Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian
>Oh Peter, thank you
>[Uncle Ben dies smiling]

>Peter...don't vote for Drumpf

>>81019367
Ben would never say that

The real scene makes me tear up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cm1cEo8SKM

>>81018673
>Peter, the Third Reich was Right
>we need another holocaust, but for real this time

What did Uncle Ben mean by this?

>>81018917
got the old turnip churnin'

>>81019396
DATS DUH JOKE

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>It's you who's out, Goldberg. Out of the camp and into the oven!

I feel like Raimi should've waited longer to reveal the details about Norman's jewish heritage.
It would of had more impact if he talked about it with Peter during their final fight.

>>81018917
>Being a nigger is a state of mind Peter, it's not determined by skin colour alone.

What did he mean by this?

>>>81018888
Waste of quads

>>81019425
That's the cut version.

>>81019478
Ben, and by extension, Raimi, was redpilled as fuck

>56%! 56 fuckin %! That's my fucking legacy!
>60 years I gave to the klan, this is what I get?!
>I knew letting Irish and Italians in was the end of it...

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>5 minutes

>5 minutes of RAPE time

Jeez. How did they do this ?

I want to know how racist Spider-man came to be?
What's it's origin?
Was Cliff Robertson racist?
Is Raimi racist, or Tobey?

Someone please explain.

>>81019565
People didn't get offended by literally everything 15 years ago.

>>81019664
I'm wondering the same thing. Was Spiderman racist in the comics or was it just something unique to the Raimi trilogy?

>green goblin literally gets his powers from a gas chamber

>>81019664
>>81019726
It came from the "That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?" line, which would be offensive nowadays

>>81018673
>Peter don't ever eat yellow snow, and also Osborne is evil

>>81019772
>>81019726

How did that evolve into Ben beign a klansman and Peter working towards a foruth reich?

I seriously want to understand this, I love the meme but without context, i feel like an idiot.

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>I remember 9/11. Sat right at that window and watched people on the top floor take swan dives. Took bets on how many would wind up looking like a spilled lasagna. I shit you not... I was only two jumpers away from winning the office pool. Then the damn thing collapsed. Anyway, let's get back to Spider-Man.

>Peter I know you like Trump, and the things he says sound good to you, but he's just an extension of the kike conspiracy to control the Aryan race.
>The only way to end the decline of White America is to do away with the infrastructure of republicanism once put in place by free men now controlled by the Zionists.
>Remember, with white power, comes Kike Killing responsibility.
>also, if aunt may ever fucks a nigger you have my permission to kill her

Someone post the Osbourne monologues, we might salvage this shit thread yet

>>81020123
OK.

U do it.

>>81019844
Don't try to think, just enjoy the good pastas.

>>81019844
Implying he's gay>overly homophobic insults>overly racist insults>MAN OF SPIDERS
It was a fast evolution

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>>81019844
History of the meme:

It started a fa/tv/irgin OP asking simply:
>"That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?" How did Raimi get away with this?

Then some brilliant Anon remade the thread, only taking it up a notch:
>"That's a cute outfit. Did your AIDS-infected fudgepacking asshole bandit husband give it to you?" How in the FUCK did Raimi get away with this?!
or something similar


Apparently that's all it took to get the ball rolling. A few days later was the infamous "man of spiders" copypasta which made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe and there were tears rolling down my face.
Then was "get the fuck out of my car" and "boiled so many gooks they named a brand of rice after me"

I love the fuck out of this meme

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>>81020021
All in his voice.

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>>81020364
>Introducing the Human Holocaust!
>Geez kid, couldn't you name yourself after something real

That's what got me hooked

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>>81020364
Do you have the pasta where Peter is jerking it off with his face down in front of MJ's window ?
I can't find mine.

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>>81020364
>I fell in love with a cute ladyboy in 'Nam, Peter. We made passionate steamy love in a shack in his village. You think I LIKED burning down his little gook village and watch our fuck-hut burn to the ground? You think you whiny, pussy-ass knows anything about love?! Get the fuck out of my car.

>>81020021
krek

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>Peter, did I ever tell you about Vietnam?
>I boiled so many gooks over there they named a brand of rice after me

>>81018673
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

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>He's just a kid... No older than my wife's son.

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>>81020489
To this day can't read it aloud without laughing hysterically

>>81020364
>boiled so many gooks they named a brand of rice after me
classic

>>81018673
I didn't see Civil War, why the hell does Peter say "I'm nothing without the suit"? What's so special about it? He's still fucking spiderman without it.

>>81020364
>...And may God have killed me in a carjack tonight if I'm wrong Peter

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY

>>81020652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPgn2ht_uuc

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>>81020518

>>81020577
>>81020636
Also classics.

I fucking love Raimiposting. So glad it took off.
Now if only /tv/ can stop posting Trump threads and bring back Vinceposting, this place will be great again!

>again
>implying /tv/ was ever great

But you get my point

>>81018899
kek

>>81020652
>tugboat maguire

>>81019093
Calm down reddit.

>>81020620
SOMEBODY ANSWER!! REEEEE

>>81020364
post the man of spiders pasta please

>>81020489
The director's cut version:
>oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

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>I thought I told you to break into the patient's house. That's what you niggers do, right?

Crazy to think this aired only 12 years ago.

>>81019565
>thats a cute outfit
>did your AIDS infected ass slave buy it for you?

>>81018673
>P..P..Peter.. I see.. the fu..ture.. You're.. going to... turn... into... an emo fuck...

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>>81020862

hearty kek

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>>81020808
>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do. I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I...we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl...they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells...you will know that the rent has been paid.

>For this month.

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>>81020518

>>81019290
what were you replying too?

>>81020652

I saw that image around here like 1000 times and I just realized right now is fucking Tobey

>>81020898
>Followed by - Spider-Man: The Phoenix Rises

>>81021062
holy fucking shit thank you

>>81021175
>Spider-Man: The Phoenix Rises
>"A year after the events of Spider-Man 4, Peter has not been doing much for the X-Men after finding out that he is a failed experiment. We see Peter on the beach, then Professor X shows up, saying that he has found the lab that made him, and insists that Peter comes with him. Peter accepts, then at the lab, Spider-Man finds files that says he was made to be "a weapon of destruction". Then Harry Osborn, who was revived by the Carnage Symbiote, throws bombs at Spider-Man, but he dodges. Harry then kills Professer X. Then Spider-Man retreats.
>Back at the X-Men base, Logan questions Peter, asking him what he remembers before he escaped. Peter says he does not remember much, he only remembers a old man rescuing him. Logan says that old man was probably Magneto. Spider-Man then hunts for Magneto, but then the Green Goblin shows up. Green Goblin reviells that Uncle Ben rescued him, and then the Symbiote crawls out of Harrys mouth, then Harry dies, then the Symbiote laches on to Spider-Man, making Spider-Man Carnage now.Logan then suspects that Jill Stacy infected Spider-Man with the Symbiote. Carnage Spider-Man then takes over New York. The X-Men then battle Carnage, and wins. Theylaunch the symbiote in to a far away galaxy."

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>>81020736
>tugboat

>>81019844
That's like asking how a single cell animal became a basement dwelling shitposter.

Time.

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>>81021204
How exactly does the title "The Phoenix Rises" factor into any of that?

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>>81021062
>>81020815
>>81020021

These and the Norman Osborn "piss on an anthill" pasta always make me lose my shit.

>>81021204
Wow I really shouldn't have skipped Spiderman 4 before seeing Spiderman 5.

>>81019396
Yes he would. Ben was virulently anti-semitic and would not endorse any political candidate.

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Pizza time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdnmCiAivyY&t=2m17s

>>81020364
>boiled so many gooks they named a brand of rice after me

Dear mother of God.

>>81018673
OH NO

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>>81021436
the fuck

>>81021436
>$300, standard cocksucking fee

kek

>>81020410
Underrated as fuck

>>81020021
J Jonah Jameson posting needs to become a thing.

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"I had to beat an old Nigger with a whip to get these cranberries"
Jesus Christ Raimi, what the fuck did you mean when you said that?

>>81018673
>... remember all the times I took you to the movie theatre? ..heh.. (cough) .. we always went and watched those damn wizard movies.. every one that came out! (weeze) I still think they were the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>81021907
you forgot the image that goes along with it, idiot potterposter

>>81019255
TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS

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>>81021943

>>81021062
Did Raimi really expect us to believe that a bunch of filthy slav immigrants would be able to gangrape a Broadway actress and the Chief of Police's daughter and get away with it? Kind of broke my suspension of disbelief there.

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>>81022047
>Ayn Rand

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>>81020518

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>>81020579
I always completely lose it at "fuck-hut".

>>81021078
When the bus goes by does he immediately sprint to cover so Peter can't see him?

>it wasn't the dark skins who took down those two formidable towers..
>Peter... never trust a Christ killer. It was the kikes

Jesus. I had to pause just to get a breather.

>>81021436
The amount of time it must have taken to edit this for such a strange product will always fascinate me. Someone could have spent that time learning a skill or creating something beneficial to himself of those around him, but instead he made this. Then he watched it, likely multiple times, and decided it was something he wanted other people to experience. And here I am 11 minutes later. Broken, despondent, and aroused.

>>81020364
I remember when some Anon first posted the boiled rice one. It was pure creative genius.

>>81020051
underrated :)

>>81022928
but it's funny

>>81018899
as a Puerto Rican that actually is from the island, this doesn't offends me

>>81022113
No but it got me to realize that we need more Yugoslav war movies, especially the ones that correctly portrays NATO as the aggressors.

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>>81018673
Think they'll put this scene in the reboot?

>>81020021
>Parker! You're not a filthy jew are you?! If I throw a dime out that window are you gonna jump out after it like those pussies did on 9/11?

Jesus, Raimi...

>>81020410
Glad to see Raimi used the original suit from the comics

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>>81020518

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>>81021366
Uncle Ben would understand that regardless of the arguably nebulous nature of Trump's relationship to Jews (contrary to claims of anti-Semitism by some) he is if nothing else a necessary stopgap measure that needs to be put in place in the face of rapid demographic shift.

>>81018673
>Don't let the Wakandan into the Avengers

>>81021062
As a man from Bosnia, I love this one.

>>81021204
> Carnage Spider-Man then takes over New York. The X-Men then battle Carnage, and wins. Theylaunch the symbiote in to a far away galaxy."
What the fuck happens to Petey? Do they throw him into space with the symbiote aswell? This shit ended too abruptly. We need answers.

>Make sure that MJ girl isn't a coal burner. I don't want you fucking no race mixer.

>>81020518
This is classic but I'm still waiting for an Uncle Ben/Aunt Jemima joke

>>81019844
thats literally it you mongoloid

people try to one up each other with offensive changes to the script

>>81026076
I don't think I've seen that one, hopefully someone posts it

>>81026335
3edgy5me

>>81018673
>you're a pussy

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>>81020489
>oh, you're sad because a girl at your tosche station doesn't like you back? Luke, when I was your age, I left jedi academy to bullseye droids from a LAAT in the middle of some god forsaken star system. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the wookie-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing wroshyr shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his mutt village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Luke! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my speeder.
fucking hell lucas

>>81020815
I always found it weird Raimi put this scene in, but then had Ben tell Peter that all faggots are degenerates that must be annihilated, makes Ben seem more than a little hypocritical

JFC, this thread reeks so much of r/4chan

include me in the cap doe

>>81026978
Uncle ben fulfills the role of the flawed mentor. He honestly believed what he told peter, but he didn't always have the strength to stay true to those beliefs, it makes him a tragic figure and adds complexity to his character

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>>81027066

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>>81026875
funny how none of this was portrayed in the prequels, just goes to show how far lucas has strayed form his original vision

>>81027259
It's alluded to when they fall into that nest of Gundarks offscreen

>>81027259
>He's never read the Star Wars: Jedicide novel series

>>81019281
Why do you have to be such a dick Uncle Ben?

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>>81020021
>Heard it perfectly in his voice.

>>81020021
Okay that was funny. Read it in his voice too.

>>81019281
oh shit, here dat faggot comes

>>81018673
>Jet fuel can't melt steel bea-

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>BACK TO FORMULER?

Seriously though, what the hell was Uncle Ben's Problem?

>Peter gets his ass kicked everyday
>stands up for himself and kick's bully's ass
>"No Peter! If you fight your enemies they win!!"

Any father would've just high fived their kid and told em good job.

>>81025260
I don't think I've ever heard a single good about bosnia

>>81026335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06mf-XRjCDM
Video with sound.

>>81018673

HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?!

>>81027782
Because the kids were white, it's like you didn't even watch the movie

>>81020518
A true classic

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>Peter, when I was in burma there was a jew with a nose the size of a tangerine
>In order to catch him we had to cremate an entire Jewish ghetto

Jesus Raimi was that really a necessary part of the movie?

>>81028856
>Some men just want to watch Jews burn
Nolan took a big risk letting Raimi write Alfred

>>81027745
>not formuoli
gay as fuck

>>81019187
the best pasta prove me wrong

>>81022928

What would our civilization be without culture? This person contributed.

>>81020410
I'm dead.

>>"You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

>>81018917
I keep telling everyone this

>>81020577
massively underrated

>>81019317
Underrated

>I missed the part where that's my problem, you hooknosed kike

Lacks subtlety but it was effective dialogue to portray Peter's rage at the wrestling promoter for not giving him the money owed

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>Marty! It's your daughter!

>That scene where Peter is late on a pizza delivery and Mr. Aziz tries to behead him.
A little on the nose Raimi.

>>81031992
Marty! Its your wife's son!

>Doctor Connor Ive had it with you're bullshit liberal pseudo-science.
What was intended in this scene?

>killed by one of my own people, I can't believe it
>H-he looked Italian, Uncle Ben
>bless you Peter

>>81020021
fuck you
lost hard

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>>81018673
>"A white guy... I... I can't believe it. After all these years... after all the time I spent working to maintain the white man's grip on our great nation, I get gunned down by one of my own. I can't believe it. I used to fight against the civil rights protesters in these very streets, Pete. I made it out of the war without so much as a scratch on me... and for what? To get taken out by one of our own men? Why? How could this happen...?"
>"Uncle Ben... he... he kinda looked Italian to me..."
>Uncle Ben sheds a tear as he draws his last breath, a smile slowly forming across his face
>"Thank you, Pete... you're a good kid...."

>when Peter stuffs the symbiote into a Pringles can and uses it as a fleshlight
I know that alien was the villain, but that was just a little too fucked up.

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>when Spider-man makes the children in the trolley think he's going to save them, but instead webs the doors shut and lets the screaming kids sink to the bottom of the sea
I know it was supposed to show how spider-man was starting on the path to the dark side, but that was a little too dark

>>81021768
Fuck

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>>81023694
>>81018899

>>81033487
>big black pringle can
Uncle ben didn't beat out the degenerate in Peter.

>>81019317
I don't get it. Italians are white people too

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>>81018673

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JVILrFjemQ

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>>81027745
>BACK TO FORYOULA?

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>>81034677
>Italians are white people too

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>Hey, you wanna see something cool?
>Bet you can hit the cockpit window of that 767 from here

>>81029638
Man of Spiders is superior but it's up there.

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I don't why this dumb meme is so fucking funny. Holy shit.

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This meme is objectively not funny and harmful. Fuck off.

>>81035939
doonsbury always gives me a headache

weak false-flagging

>>81019317

10/10

>>81019142
Underrated

>>81018673
>Peter... kill them all, Peter!

>>81018899
I fucker, I spat up my semen all over my dask!

>>81019093
Cringe

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>>81034677

ALL CAUCASIANS ARE WHITE PEOPLE!

SPREAD THE WORD!

>>81023694
You think we give a fuck where you're from or if we offend you or not?

>>81022928
It's called a YTP

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>>81034677
are they?

>>81021135
I'd mock you but I only realised it last year myself

>>81038607
He's Tunisian

>>81022377
Yes. You can see the man sitting behind Harry turning around and reacting to him "disappearing" because he most likely dropped to the floor in the middle of the caféb

>>81020021
kek

>>81027805
listen to bijelo dugme you fucking faggot

>>81018673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwi1Tq50nVY

>>81037862
he looks like a white person apart from the skin colour

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>...sam hyde did this....
>bastard got away with it again...

>>81040857
it's because he is caucasian

>>81018673
>hitler did nothing wrong
>also sandman did nothing wrong

Raimi posting is the worst meme on /tv/ prove me wrong

>>81041475
Braaap

>>81041475
What did he mean by this?

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>>81041475
Think again

>the villain who is a "goblin" gets gassed in a gas chamber
I felt like it wasn't subtle enough.

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>>81018673
>Gar....Peter.

>>81043219
>Second villain is a (((Doctor))) who turns into a slimy animal.
>Third villain is a sandperson.
>Fourth villain is black.
Jesus, Raimi have some subtly.

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>>81020021

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>>81021062
I like this version better.

>>81018673
Memes aside, this really is a sad scene. Uncle Ben is barely alive for 10 seconds, laying there crying, Peter shows up just in time to see him die, and clearly Ben has something very important to say to him, but can only muster "Peter" before he dies. Cliff Robertson was a great actor in this movie.

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>>81018673
>P-peter... Don't feel burdened by this. You did nothing wrong. I'm sorry I weren't always there for you... I tried to be... But I felt over time we grew apart. I always felt like I wasn't enough to replace your dad... You're such a clever boy... I mean... A clever man, now... I-I remember Peter, when you were only 10 and we went to the fair... Even though I didn't have much, I used my every penny trying to get a prize for you... Just to see you smile... You never smiled much... I love you... Please, be happy...

>>81043974
Gaaaaay

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>In eight minutes I am defaulting on the 29 minute guarantee. Not only will I receive no money for these pizzas but I will be shamed in font of Allah and I will not be able to feed my 9 year old wife.
>GOOO, أنت كافر دموي!
How did he get these characters so accurate.

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>with grape powder comes grape responsibility

goddam product placement, Raimi

>>81021062
Ah, Man of Spiders. When all else fails to make me laugh, there is always Man of Spiders.

>>81020410
this is the one who made it for me, got me hooked too

post osbourn ant hill
I cried

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>>81021333
>>81045090
>Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. I like to pee on ants and watch them swim around in it. I sometimes wonder what they think of the mysterious yleeow rain. They panic at first, mandiples flaining, running into each other, trying to escape the warm, bitter stream, but eventually the come to accept it, maybe even enjoy it. Really puts things into perspective. So Pete, if you ever find yourself in doubt, just find an ant hill, and pee on it. You'll thank me later.

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>You can't do this to me. I started this company. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED! HOW MANY SLIMY HOOK-NOSED KIKES I'VE HAD TO WORK WITH OVER THE YEARS! KNOWING WHAT THEY DID TO THE WORLD! THEY BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE CENTER! THEY SAID THAT A WAR WOULD BE GOOD FOR OSCORP'S BOTTOM LINE. THEY PERFECTED THE GLIDER TECHNOLOGY SPECIFICALLY FOR 9/11. YOU THINK JET FUEL CAN MELT STEAL BEAMS? NO! BUT PUMPKIN BOMBS SURE CAN! EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I DESCEND INTO MY NIGHTMARES I SEE THE TOWERS FALLING OVER AND OVER WHILE SOME FUCKING OVEN DODGER IS SITTING IN HIS OFFICE LAUGHING...
>...Max please, I know they took your foreskin. Don't let them take one of the last Aryan run companies in the city.
I can't believe they cut out Norman's diatribe about pre-wwii Jews for the theatrical release. Thank goodness we got the directors cut.

>>81020800
Probably got his web throwing thingies in the suit

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>>81018899

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>>81019317

>>81018673
anyone got the werewolf warehouse pasta one

>>81018899
kek

>Uncle Ben it was a black guy that shot you

>I... I knew those niggers couldn't be trusted...

tfw RDJ-posting gets you banned

>>81037862
>ITALIANS ARE NOT WHITE DESPITE BEING CAUCASIAN
>JEWS AREN'T WHITE DESPITE BEING LITERALLY WHITE
>REEEEE

>>81046129
jews aren't white, they mix with the local population so they can't be recognized by normal people

>>81046129
You can identify jews by their smile and ears. They try to blend in but fail.

>>81043074
I don't get it

>>81018899

I don't get it, what's so funny about this

>>81047672
This is the full version for context.
>>81019317

>>81018917
>it's not determined by skin colour alone
but it is

could benposting replace baneposting?

>>81033477

I still smile every time I see this pasta.

>>81018673
>*record scratch*
>so, you're probably wondering how I got here

>>81048167
It's called Raimiposting and it reached its peak of originally a few months ago.

>>81047581
Watch the scene. The guy behind Harry looks back as he "disappears"

>>81048816
Sorry, wrong reply

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>>81020021
Read the whole thing in his voice, even the fast talking and sudden stops in his sentences. Was perfect.

>>81021135

Holy shit! It is him! Also there's a boob in the background.

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>>81034704

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>spiderman stole that guys pizza before i could!

>>81019093
Uh oh a reductive description of a thing in caps lock. We've been outdone, time to pack it in.

>>81049958
Why is Donnell Rawlings in this movie anyways

>>81050623
Jews.

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What was Raimi even thinking with that scene? Thank god someone sane stopped this from getting into the final cut

>>81049958
Why wasn't that in the theater version?

>>81018923
fucking reddit

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>Peter, with white skin comes white privilege, and you must make sure to check your privilege as often as possible.

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Anyone got the pasta were Uncle Ben breaks the 4th wall and stares directly into the camera to lecture the audience about virtues of White Power?

>>81045501
Kek

>>81051158
Haha it's already been posted my man

>>81048167
they are both really popular memes that coexist, but baneposting is more popular.

I never understood this meme

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>>81051375

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>>81030448
How the fuck did they convince life a long Liberal to say that?

raimiposting is one of my favorite memes

>You're pathetically predictable, like a Jew to the coin.
Was that really necessary, Raimi?

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>spiderman stole that guys pizza, just like the white man stole our culture and art

>>81018917

Did Rachel Dolezal write this?

>>81051930
>and our women!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtx18tPNda4

>never revive me never seriously even reviving your parents would be better
Seriously Amazing spiderman 2 has a extra ending where it's revelead Peter's dad is alive

>>81030448
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
Why does this line always get me? fucking hell

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>>81018899
>>81019317
>>81034677
>>81020021
>>81020410
>>81020518

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>>81022928

Are you familiar with Lasagna Cat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw&t=1636s

The guys who made this, Fatal Farm, have done work on Key and Peele, Tim and Eric, the VMA's, and countless other legit outfits. And all of the Lasagna Cat content is done on their own time, with their own money. They did it because they loved it. Not because they expected anything.

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>Peter Parker: (regarding Uncle Ben) Aunt May, you shouldn't blame yourself.
>May Parker: Oh, I know I shouldn't. It's just...you wanted to take the klan rally, and he wanted to drive you. If only I had stopped him, then all three of us would be celebrating white brotherhood together.
>(There is a brief pause of silence. Finally, Peter speaks)
>Peter Parker: I'm responsible.
>May Parker: For what?
>Peter Parker: For what happened to Uncle Ben.
>May Parker: But, you were at the rally...you were inducting white purebloods into the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan...
>Peter Parker: He drove me to the rally, but I never went in.
>May Parker: What do you mean?
>Peter Parker: I went someplace else, someplace where I thought I could learn tolerance, to be accepting of all races, because I wanted to impress Mary Jane. It happened so fast... I became a liberal, the guy wouldn't check his privilege, then he got robbed... the nigger was running towards me... I could have stopped him, but I wanted...racial tolerance. I let him go, I let him get away. He wanted a car, he tried to take Uncle Ben's, I can only assume. Uncle Ben said no... and then he stood his ground. Uncle Ben was arrested that night for being the only one who did the right thing. I held his hand when he was handcuffed and slandered by the libwral kike run media for nothing more than utilizing his rights as an American. I've tried to tell you so many times...

>>81021062
I am crying from laughter in the middle of a library

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>Alright you spear-chucking, watermelon inhaling, mudhutfucking, disease ridden, statistically overweight and overrepresented in crime statistics, IQ 85 average apes, listen up! You see this? This... is my NIGGER TRIGGER! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. K(KK)-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the pest control department.

Hmm y'know some of the Raimi signs were really there in his early works but they kinda went over my head before his views on race became more apparent in the Spider-Man movies.

>>81052905
Perfect.

>>81052905
>My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can tell, the year is 2017 A.D and liberals are dragging this country to its death. It wasn't always like this. I had a normal life once.
>[now Ash is in a flashback]
>The purity of the white race must never falter!

>>81052540
5.4/10

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>>81021062
>For this month