Lose 50 pound by end of month.

How does someone get that fat?

>>81015350
Sheer willpower, he's actually mentally above most humans on this planet. Soon his final form will emerge...

Why is this a meme? All he says is reasonable and the only people having trouble are people with zero self-discipline.

The man is an expert and shows more empathy towards these fat fucks than I ever could.

Is he /ourguy/?

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The scale is wrong Doc

>>81015473

Do you think he can jerk off by just wiggling around in his own fat and cum due to the friction of the fat rubbing against his genitals?

>>81015565
I doubt he can even get an erection

>>81015473
MY LEG

>>81015615
you think his feet look bad? I bet this motherfucker's balls are oozing that cellulitis curded fluid as well

>>81015344
How are they even supposed to weight the fatass? he'd literally break the scales

>>81015714
They have beds that weigh them.

>tfw working in healthcare right now
>tfw half the doctors are pajeet

>>81015565
I don't think that he's able to have an erection, how does he p-pee.

>>81015344
>only gives orders
>doesn't explain how to lose weight

fucking useless doctor

>>81015831
And no, his heart is too busy trying to keep the rest of his enormous tissue mass alive (and failing) to bother with what is now essentially a micropenis under all of that pubic fat.

Catheter.

He has to shit himself though because there's no way he's getting to a bedpan or restroom.

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>>81015797
>They have beds that weigh them.

>>81015926
Fat fucks don't reason. If they did they would've be in such fucking shape.

His way of working comes from years of experience. At some point he probably tried to explain on a biological level why stuffing your face with 10kcal of processed shit is bad.

Checkmate, buddhist.

What are the best episodes?
Any other youtube channels with more episodes?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLR1T1Fll4RQSu6ipK_EaGA/videos

>>81015926
They give advice off camera.
On his second chance, they give him limited food at the hospital, but he still weighs a ton cause his retard wife helps him.

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>"but Dr. Now, my hot pockets are actually healthy!"

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>>81015943
>He has to shit himself though because there's no way he's getting to a bedpan or restroom.
That's just sad.

>>81015412
Godspeed to him

I want to watch the one with the black guy who did everything right but was tragically killed in a car accident, anyone know his name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ13G2sv4Qk

parodykino

>>81015344
I lose 50 pounds everyday by how much I shit.

>>81016071
post pics

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>>81015797
>They have beds that weigh them.
HOLY KEK

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>>81015344
*patient dies*
HE DIDN'T BREATHE SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

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>>81016089
It's not very farfetched, veterinarians have platforms to weigh doggos.

>>81016062
Henry Foot.
I think he died of a stroke while driving a bus.

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>it's ok with some cheating
>dunn wann more fish or chikkin
>if he doesn't get his 10 meals a day he'll cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du_CSPBoa7M

whens the "my leg" scene????

>>81016368
Around 39 mins

>>81016693
that's cool anon, thanks, you're cool.

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>Daughter and gf gives you food and cleans your shit up for you.

Is he living the life?

How does one get so fucking fat

Like fuck

The amount of mass generated from these tards could have been used to power an entire town

Fat fucks like this are disgusting. Inhuman. Blobs of useless waste

Prove me wrong

>>81016024
and then his wife, daughter and pals wipe the shit off his ass

>>81015677
>we'll never know how bad their genitals look

He was already ballooning in size, but if he didn't cuck that other man and steal his wife would it have got this bad?

Post his legs webm

Imagine if a facehugger fed on this guy. The emerging xenomorph would be fuck huge

>>81015350
Be abused/experience severe trauma as a child and turn to food as a way to cope with the pain in combination with finding an enabler who has an emotional need for someone to be completely dependent on them.

>>81017157
more likely itd just get stuck inside him and not be able to fully claw its way out of his bulk.

>>81015926
He gives them a diet and exercise plan to follow

>>81015926
He told James to life weights after he gained 158 pounds, I think JAmes only did it for maybe one day.

>>81016993
>gf

HOW

>>81016295
This It's weird, but logical in a place that specialized in fat fucks like the ones that we get to see in the show.

MY LEGGGG

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>>81017126

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>tfw you realize the moment you took a short walk today is like a marathon for these fat fucks

>>81017324
I can stomach ISIS videos but this shit is too much for me.

>>81017287
The gf is really sick in the head too and gets off on "helping" the guy.

>>81017157
>"OW MY TAIL"
>flops on the ground and can't move

>>81017324
Poor daughter. She doesn't deserve this life.

>Lisa, I went to the bathroom
What an interesting use of the word's "went" and "bathroom"

Is James a modern day poet?

ya know I thought the whole fat kino thing was stupid and forced but im starting to get it

this shit is hilarious, entertaining, emotionally provocative, and it boosts my own self esteem

watching the part where the doctor is getting mad at him is hilarious lol

I feel bad for him but at the same time I don't

>>81017287
his girlfriend is 20 years older than ham, has 4 kids and divorced + 2 kids from him when she was still married

>>81017332

I cannot remember which one but some giant porker goes for a walk and back, is firetruck red, dripping with sweat and his wife says

>That's almost 0.1 miles! Good job!

>tfw morbidly obese people can lose more weight faster than I can

It's not fucking fair.

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how do you end up like this

>>81017523
leg day

>>81017507
Don't feel bad. Their TDEE is astronomical.
They could eat 4000 calories and still lose weight just by sitting.

>>81017523
IS THIS THICC KINO?

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>>81017523

My favorite is marla

>>81017553
>leg

theres legs in there?

>>81017507
they're basically carrying around bags of bricks at all time

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do you think she shitposts on /ck/ from that sweet foodie station??

>>81017618

these people have legitimate problems with their brains, right? like they aren't consciously doing this right?

it has to be some sort of hardwiring failure

>>81017618
so theoretically, could you get obese, train your muscles to master race levels, then lose the fat?

>>81017612
it's the next step in evolution

>>81017523
genetics.

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>>81015473
>the scale is wrong

one of the best pieces of fatty logic

>>81017698
the loose skin isn't worth it

how do I lose 50 pounds in a month?

losing weight like that isn't healthy

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>>81016993
I don't get how he can just sit around all day. Like what does he do to keep himself occupied? Whenever I'm bed-ridden with fever or whatnot I'm bored out of my skull within the first few hours. How is he doing this EVERYDAY for YEARS

>>81017698
kek. all that fat is extremely hormonal active and fucks you over in many ways. not to mention all your diabetes and whatever you will get

>>81017661
Black people know nothing about food. They come from Africa where everyone is starving then in America all they eat is KFC, not even Popeyes, KFC.

>>81017324
JUST NOTICED THE CATHETER IN HIS ASS

>>81017762
Swap brown rice with fried rice

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>>81017733
>I can reach my vagina and clean it myself

>>81017762
fry all your food so you burn all the calories away

>>81017768
Legend has it he's a /tv/ janitor

>>81017324

Good Lord.

>>81017606
>Two open bottles of what looks like Sprite right beside her fat leg.
>A container of candies behind her.
>A plate of food in front of her.
>And some diet pills being handed to her.

Just as fucking bad as my mom "but she isnt super fat like these shits, just overweight enough."
Sucks down diet pills while gobbling food, and no matter how much I explain to her "this isn't how this works, you need to exercise while taking stuff like that" NOPE!

But she see's in a newspaper that a store is offering heat wraps that reduce body fat and she jumps all over it, then complains it didn't work.

OF FUCKING COURSE NOT!

anyone have the gif posted in a fat kino thread a bit ago where a girl in shorts sits down, and her stomach burts the top button of her shorts

does /tv/ usually have a game thread for this show when new episodes air?

>>81017850
thats a fate worse than cardiac arrest.

>>81017765
>losing weight like that isn't healthy
losing 50-100 lbs when you way over 600 is healthy

>>81015344
help how do i make oatmeal not taste like shit? i'm a fatass trying to lose weight.

>>81017324
Fucking vile, just stop giving him food for fuck sake.

>>81017956

you don't need to punish yourself and eat oatmeal to lose weight anon...

>>81017765
staying at that weight is a literal death sentence

>>81017956
small spoonful of brown sugar and some banana.

>>81017762

two lil' pieces of eggroll

>>81017733
>reckons she's lost 24 fucking stone
>literally more than a Prop weighs, but just in weight loss
>actually gained nearly half a stone

So she has no concept of how much a pound is, then?

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>>81015344

i've never seen my 600 pound life but these constant threads and shitposting on /tv/ got me interested enough to watch the James episode

similar to how i discovered Kitchen Nightmares through all the Gordon Ramsay "the pizza looks fine" threads a few months ago

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>>81017523

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>>81018020
do i heat it up in water?

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>>81015473

>have a heart attack which usualy makes people change lifestyle
>gain 150lb more

how can such giant hamplanet give birth? that must disgusting as fuck

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you're in the super market when you run into nicole and her boyfriend and you hear her say this

what do you say??

>>81018106
>trumpvoters.jpg

>>81018172
That picture was taken in 2011, they're probably dead by now.

>>81017956
Hint of vanilla extract/flavoring.
Sugar, or brown sugar as suggested above.
There you go.

Oatmeal isn't an exciting foreign dish and it's not supposed to. It's comfy.

>>81018106
not in water. Pour oatmeal out in a bowl, boil water, pour into 'meal until you've got a nice consistency, don't let it be runny. Then add sugar and bananas

>>81018185
kek

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>>81018162

the good lord only made one copy

>>81018211
Don't do this if you're trying to lose weight.

>>81018185

lol no doubt

good riddance

>>81016993
>This is living the life>>81017324

L M A O?!

>>81017324

NURGLE'S PESTILENT GLORIES

>>81017369
underrated

>>81018251
really? will it make me fatter? I usually eat a big bowl of cinnamon toast crunch.

>>81017956
>>81018189
>>81018211
isn't oatmeal carbs

>>81017956
The trick to losing weight is NOT eating.

>>81017956
The only time oatmeal doesn't taste like shit is when you do something other than cooking it in liquid. Granola and oatmeal cookies are great and are baked but also loaded with sugar.

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>>81018293
But don't I need to eat to live?

I try looking at pictures of people that are fatter than me online and i keep hoping just by being disgusted by them I will lose my appetite. It only works for a few hours and I get hungry again.

>>81018162
im a big fan of tusk and silent bob.

>>81018291
You can eat anything and lose weight, you just have to watch your calories.

Oatmeal prepared like that can be 500+ calories depending on portion size.

Why do the janniebois hate fatkinoposting?

Does it hit a little too close to home?

>>81018251
Small/mid bowl is fine, with a nice cuppa will keep you going well passed lunch.

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>>81018134
the absolute madman

>>81018291
LOSING WEIGHT IS 10% DIET 90% EXERCISE YOU LAZY FAT FUCKS

tlc should be ashamed with themselves

all the money they make off this show could easily cover surgery + skin repair for these people, instead they let them suffer and film it for the masses

the tlc executives must be rotten to the core to keep green lighting this and searching for new talent

they should be doing interventions locking them in rooms with salads not fucking parading them around and glorying their mental illness for bants

>>81018349
Do heroin. It worked for me.

>>81017324
Honestly, how the fuck do genetics not play into this?

>>81018439
wrong

>>81018439
No it's not. Literally just calories in, calories out. I could sit here all day and still lose weight.

>>81017324
what does it smell like /tv/?

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>>81018439
Nigga, you got that backwards.

>>81018490
>>81018495
>fatfucks actually believe this

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>>81017956
kvarg and blueberries.

>>81018464
Can you sell me some?

>>81018162
link to episode

>>81017765

It is if you weigh 700 pounds.

>>81018516
Okay anon, tell me your secret to defying the laws of thermodynamics.

Can't wait till these threads are cracked down hardcore. Spamming faggots.

>>81018503
Like feces and skin infections

>>81018516
Sounds like you're the self hating fat fuck here.

>>81018535

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcWAXgoGCx4

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>>81018516
>because you dont agree with my false premise you must be fat

>>81017956
Stop eating carbs, fatty

>>81018567
>juggalos


COLOUR ME SURPRISED

>>81018546
you eat two little pieces of eggroll in the mornin and spend the rest of the day in bed vigorously masturbating to burn calories
you dont actually have to do much
i could lose weight just sitting here all day masturbating and eating little bites of eggrolls

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>>81017915
Those aren't diet pills, they're Gummy Vitamins

>>81018567
how is that guy not jacked from pushing that mountain

>>81018565
im 6'1 and 200 lbs
>>81018570
dont act like this thread and this board isnt full of fa/tv/irgins

>>81018567
is there a full episode anywhere?
what season and episode number is it?

>>81017324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02WhZgkfV6i

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>>81018598
Bully me more. I cant stop myself.

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Why not make a "My 60 Pound Life" or something of the sorts staring anorexic people?

>>81018631
Post a pic, fatty.

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Has anyone here tried the potato diet?

What you do is you eat up to 20 potatoes a day. Every time you get hungry you eat a potato. Pretty soon you'll get sick of eating potatoes and then you'll eat less of it. Even if you reach your 20 potato limit, that's 77*20 = 1540 calories, which is still low enough to make you lose weight anyway.

>>81015344

It's pretty easy to lose 50 pounds when you weigh 600+ and need 1 trillion calories a day to just maintain that weight

>>81018661
wtf no nigger you are a homosex

>literally having to prove yourself to fat fucks on a chinese paper shipping organizations website
PATHETIC

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How long until the inevitable "My Big Fat Fabulous Life" crossover with My 600lb life?

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>>81017768
>I don't get how he can just sit around all day. Like what does he do to keep himself occupied?

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>>81018674
sounds like i'd get tired of it and go to a fast food place on my way home from work.

Is there a way to surgically clamp my mouth shut so i can only drink things through a straw?

>>81018701
Fat piece of shit detected. Hello brother. Lets drink 10 milkshakes together you pathetic piece of filth.

why do they never actually show how much those whales really eat.

>>81018674
>potatoes
>no salt
>no nothin
sounds sucky

>>81018653
I don't understand that pic, doesn't high school end at 18 or something? Does this desert man think that drinking 300 gallons of water over the course of 6 years is something incredible? That's half a liter a day.

Jesus Christ, Dr Now

>>81018516
I actually went through a class years ago and our Dietician/Teacher who was also an ADA board member said this

also "You can't get fat off of green beans"

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>tfw being anorexic 38 year old virgin who still browses /tv/

>>81018727
>sounds like i'd get tired of it and go to a fast food place on my way home from work.

Well like any diet you'd need some will power to stick with it.

>>81018727
>Fat piece of shit detected. Hello brother. Lets drink 10 milkshakes together you pathetic piece of filth.
im not fat so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ have fun being a bitter blob of shit you fatty boombalatty kek

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>>81018674
what kind of eejit gets sick of potatoes?

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>>81017768

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>>81018794
Post your fucking fat naked body so I can laugh at you then.

>>81018730

the show is only an hour long

>>81018674

Stop trying retarded diets friend. Just have 3-4 balanced meals and hit the treadmill for 20-40 minutes a day, a few weightlifting sessions would help too.

>>81018447
These people were never going to amount to anything anyway. They may as well be fodder for our entertainment.

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>>81017785
>They come from Africa

>>81017956
Get steel cut oats and use some milk in addition to the water you cook it in, add something for flavor like fruit and a bit of brown sugar.

Eggs are fine too, just don't cook them in butter and keep them to 4 or less. Salt makes everything taste better.

>>81018567
This bitch and her drug dealer family were worse than James in some ways

>>81018825
you sound upset....
i dont have a six pack or whatever
but i am seriously 6'1 and 200 lbs

good luck with your weight problems anon, hopefully you can get past this GIGANTIC snorlax sized obstacle

>>81015344
How does someone get that fat?

>>81018892
Are you saying that black people do not come from Africa?

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I honestly DON'T understand how this can be possible

I am 450lbs and can barely move and ache all the time.

I do shit myself, by the way. My bed isn't even a bed anymore, because all the sheets are replaced with plastic tarps, and I had to replace my pillows with bubble wrap, because the noise of the bubble wrap popping as I sleep helps me dream about coke bubbles which helps me relax.

This guy is intense. I am half blind already from my fucking horrible diet and eat a box of cereal each morning for breakfast, so I don't see how he got this fucking huge.

At least he has someone who loves him. I am an inheritance fag so pay a maid to clean me, she openly disgusted with me and would smother me if I didn't shit myself on purpose to keep her away

>>81018567
What do the guys even get out of these relationships? Surely being alone is preferable.

I sorta get the desperate woman who end up taking care of some lardass because of their maternal tendencies, but the men are just baffling.

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>>81017785
>>81018892

>>81018908
>cook

How? In the microwave? 1 minute? On the stove?

>>81018924
Black people like all people come from God, sweetie.

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>>81018914
Put down that butter bar and take a picture snowflake. Timestamp too please.

>>81018701
Kek, stay fat.

>>81018961
Just boil the water, then mix it into the oatmeal.

>>81018808

this image would be better if the second and third panels were swapped

>>81017956
Eat imported Irish porridge.

>>81018929

there's still time anon. ofc even if you manage to lose the weight you're going to look like an emptied sack of garbage, but at least you wont be shitting yourself anymore

>>81018961
Throw the microwave out the window and learn how to cook with a stove top and oven.

Steel cut oats need to be soaked overnight, while rolled oats do not. Look up a simple recipe online and just follow the cooking instructions. Adjust based on your own personal preference.

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>>81018996
roger that thanks

>>81018930

they hate themselves

I bet she gives amazing head too

probably just fills her mouth up with sour cream and goes to town on it

>>81018912
got a link to the episode bruv? I wanna watch degens make fools of themselves

>>81018880

I hate exercise and apparently it doesn't do much to burn calories (it's like, 100 calories lost for running a mile. Not worth it).

I'm stupid with food and have no idea what a balanced meal is. I'm too lazy and stupid to cook anything healthy anyway. The potato diet is easy for me and because it works perfectly with "calories in < calories out" it will work for me.

>>81018930
Probably a similar thing - feeling useful/needed

>>81017956
Don't eat that shit, eat boiled fish with vegetables.

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>>81018929
>I am 450lbs
>giant fatass has the gall to mock slightly larger giant fat asses
Stop

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>>81019050

>tfw love the taste of air puffed rice for some reason and sit around eating that all day and have been losing weight like crazy

I wasn't some huge fuck or anything but by summer I'm going to look great. Grab some bags of plain puffed rice brahs it's filling and you can eat whole bags of it and lose weight.

>>81019084
>apparently it doesn't do much to burn calories

Have you tried running for 3 months or did you just google "should I exercise?"

>>81018992
>>81018995
>triggered fatfucks that come to these threads to feel better about their own weight

at the end of the day you guys are still fa/tv/irgins and ill be 6'1 200lbs kek

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>/tv/ starts its love affair with My 600lb life
>Start watching it, disgusted
>Given me the motivation to sort my own life out
>mfw I've lost 50lb and feel better than ever
Thanks /tv/

>>81019113
I do the same but with popcorn.

I had a bowel obstruction and lost nearly 30 pounds in one month. It's an easy to lose weight if it's physically painful to eat.

>>81018929
kys fa/tg/uy

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>>81019133
pic or gtfo fatty fatty bo batty

>>81019133
I weigh 15lbs less than your imaginary weight, and we're the same height.

>>81018972
I wouldn't want to worship a god that ever thought creating niggers was a good idea.

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>>81017733
Thank you anon for a new reaction image.

>>81018148
It's a man, men can't give birth, I think.

>>81017956
Put something in the oatmeal my dude

>>81019123

90% of people here agree that exercise is pointless in trying to lose weight. I guess it can help a little, but it's all about calories in < calories out and if that's already okay then I don't need to exercise.

>>81018447
TLC pays them I thought

>>81018447
I thought the whole point of the show was that they're too fat for surgery

>>81019145
Fat fuck

>>81019084

I might be wrong, but that 100 cals for a mile is for normal sized people. It'd be more for you. Plus it's good for your heart. Try hitting the gym for 20 minutes at first, put some earphones on, 20 minutes flies by easily.

>>81019223
>90% of people here agree
Citation needed. State your sources, friend.

The internet has echo chambers for every fucked up belief. I bet there's a conversation for the pros of fucking infants in some dark corner of the internet.

>>81019231

yeah but they know they are just gonna by more food with the money

they should be using their influence to help these people, not push them over the edge

>>81019261

idk maybe you're right, but still. like yeah its funny at first then its kinda sad and then its funny again when they gain weight thinking they lost weight but after awhile its like fuck..these people need next level intervention.

>>81019076
Right here, man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR4UW-JMGX8

MAH LEGS cameo 15 seconds in

>>81018567

Holy fucking shit when she gets into the car you can hear the suspension crying. Later when they drive away it's totally crooked because of her weight.

>>81017802
catheters dont go in asses you moron.

>>81019271
thats the spirit

>>81019145
weather you are green shit or brown shit you are still shit, lose weight you fat fuck

>>81017785
>not even Popeyes

That's a lie, the Blacks love Popeyes, the only Popeyes I know is filled with Black workers and eaters.

>>81019182
nah you fag
>>81019196
>lying about being skinny
im not even lying about being thin
i never said i was thin
i said i was 6'1 200 and i wasnt fat you faggot
you are fat for saying that you are skinny tho hahaha
>"hur dur im 6'1 and 185 pounds, that makes me more better"
what do you even get out of this conversation?
lying on the internet about yourself is the most fedora thing you could do anon
kill yourself

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>>81018674
>What you do is you eat up to 20 potatoes a day. Every time you get hungry you eat a potato. Pretty soon you'll get sick of eating potatoes and then you'll eat less of it. .

Oh man, that made me laugh really hard, thank you anon, it has been a while.

>>81019303

Do I seriously need to make a formal poll or something? I've been in weight loss threads for a while now and every says it's literally calories in < calories out. Exercise can help, but is not necessary.

That's the end of our discussion. Calories in < calories out is literally all there is to it. That's just how it works.

tfw too intelligent to lose weight

>>81015419
>50 lbs in a month
>11.5 lbs a week
>1.6 lbs a day
Physiologically impossible.

>>81019223
>exercise is pointless in trying to lose weight
Please don't anyone anywhere ever imagine this is true for even a second.

Yes you can lose weight without exercise, but you can enhance the process by magnitudes with just a simple exercise routine, not to mention that the point of losing weight is to be healthy and look better, and if you're just a flabby sack of bones you're never going to look good, because it's muscle that gives you an attractive appearance, so cultivating strength and musculature is essential.

Saying "I DUN NEED TA EXERSAZH" is just a symptom of the lazy fatty mindset. You need to work for the body you want, it's not just going to happen.

>>81019113
>>81019167

Plain Rice cakes and Plain popcorn are fine, it's the crap that gets thrown on it that makes it bad for ya

>>81019359
Calm down fatty, your heart can't take it.

>>81019223
You fucking what

If you're trying to literally just weigh less then that's correct to an extent, but you'll end up a flabby bag of bones eventually

Working out means you're fitter, healthier and live longer, in addition to having more strength and vitality.

Just aiming to have less fat is a low goal imo, aim to be healthy as well

>>81018447

that's fair, considering these are life-threatening diseases. but you can't fix a person as if they were a broken toy, stepping into their lives and imposing your order onto their world. that's a weak structure and it's bound to collapse as soon as the cameras move away. there's shows like the biggest loser for less extreme cases, but when it comes to people like james, the change has to start from within.

>>81019359
>never said I was thin

So you are fat?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA

>>81019401
I just buy popping corn right on the cob and do it my self. It's better than store bought, I think.

>>81019399
This guy gets it.

>>81019406
no you fatty hahaha
probably a manlette too

could there be a more unfortunate combination?
fat and short? HAHAHA

>>81018924
Well, they're not africans.

>>81019429
holy shit youre retarded
>this is what nufags call trolling

>>81019398
Indeed.

At my fastest rate, I managed 1 to 1.5kg per week, and that was through a combination of diet and exercise.

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>>81019475

>>81019426

I feel like someone like james has lost his right to self responsbility. he's proven time and time again he is not capable of handling it

he needs to be smacked in the face by reality. he needs to be kept in a jail cell and fed salads every day and left only with books on nutrition and health care

forget morality, he is beyond that point. no change is ever going to come from within until you at least get him a little closer to normalcy which might take some highly unethical practices

these people are slaves to their own dopamine receptors, there is a major malfunction going on in their brain. they are no more capable than a puppy is.

>yfw half the problem seems to be that these people can't cook for shit, and likely think that takeaways and processed stuff are cheaper than cooking

Not sure how to be more clear on this, if you're trying to lose weight COOK YOUR OWN MEALS

>>81019325
LEGEND

>>81019475
>manlette
hmmm I like this word

>>81018719

She'll show up in the after credits scene when this season ends

>>81019520
at least im not short and fat hahahahaha
funny picture btw so good hahahaha where did you get it? hahahaha
you probably bang lots of ladies ahahahaha i can tell hahahahaha

>>81019505
fatty fat fat fatty

>>81018727
>>Is there a way to surgically clamp my mouth shut so i can only drink things through a straw?

You could consult your orthodontist and see if you have a jaw misalignment. I have a crossbite and will probably get my jaw wired at some point.

>>81019622
>fatty fat fat fatty
F-FATTER FAT FAT FATTY FAT FAT

>>81019398

6 years ago, when I decided to stop being a fatass, I lost 70 pounds in one month. I ate a french toast in the morning, hit the treadmill for 45 minutes, later i had lunch and in the afternoon another 45 minutes on the treadmill, a glass of milk for dinner. I was feeling weak as fuck, I would go play basketball with friends and felt like I was going to pass out, but I did it so it's not impossible. Then I fixed my diet because I couldn't take that shit anymore and started losing weight normally. But it's possible to lose even more than what that doctor says if you want to.

>>81019604
If you spent this much effort on diet and exercise, you wouldn't have a BMI of 70

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>>81018938

>>81019648
Unhealthy and you rapidly lost muscle, probably your skin got flabby too.

>>81019398
You've clearly never watched the show.

The fat fucks who are 600lbs+ EASILY lose 100lbs a month when they actually do what they're told. You don't understand, to be at that weight you have to constantly be maintaining it, it's like the inverse of staying /fit/. Your body is doing everything possible to go back to normal and only your habits and overeating are keeping it inhumanly obese. The second these guys go back to a 2000 calorie diet of healthy food the weight starts dropping off them like nothing. The nigger who was 800 lbs lost 25 lbs IN ONE DAY.

>>81017932
anyone?

>>81018447
The surgery doesn't help unless they change their lifestyle. This girl >>81017733 didn't change at all and just used the show as another way to rent seek. If she's not dead now, she soon will be. If you say everything she was given that was paid for by the show or through our tax money. and still did not change her behavior, you'd change your tune. People like her would be dead in a more civilized society.

>>81019113
Rice cakes with cinnamon on them are the perfect zero calorie food. Snack on those throughout the day then have chicken breast with mixed vegetables for dinner and snack on more rice cakes throughout the night if you are still hungry and watch the pounds drop off with a little exercise. Only drink water or zero calorie flavored carbonated water too. It's cheap as fuck too, you can lose weight and save money at the same time.

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>>81019635
fatty getting mad? Maybe hungry?

>>81017785
>One of the most edible species rich continents on the planet
>No food
u wot

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>>81015344
How much does he get paid? Seems like a very thankless job, unless he holds some sort of fascination with these fatsos

>>81019511
How much did you weight at that point in time?

>>81019657
you hate me because you aint me
its ok to be a giant fatass if thats what you choose, anon
but being bitter and jealous about other anons being healthier is sad and low
you should just focus on yourself instead of my healthy weight and tall stature

>>81019697
That's literally impossible

>>81019728
110ish kg

>>81019715
fatty getting fat?
maybe fatty?
fat fatty fatfat fatty fat fat faaaat

>>81019399

I don't really care about being a muscle man. I just don't want to be fat. All I have to worry about is calories in < calories out.

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>>81019734
>my healthy weight and tall stature

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>>81019719

7 figures at least

>>81018655
who in the fuck was in charge of that guys big ass shirt

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>>81019780
(you) literally

>>81019800
>being this upset
hhahaha
seriously stop trying to act like you and me are reversed
im not fat like you

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>>81019719
7 figures

>>81019697
>to be at that weight you have to constantly be maintaining
That's a lie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqJqgS16pQ8


Who let her have skis? Why didn't an attendant or some sort operator flat out tell her "YOU NEED A GOOD CORE AND LEGS TO SKI"

>>81019824
>(you)
its (You) you fat fuck nufag
jeeze go back to redit

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>>81017287
she is as stupid as he is and almost as fat
she's arguably more at fault then james is

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>>81015473
You're a chubby cheeked punk ass kid

>>81019828
He says, as he finishes off his 2 liter mountain dew, and his family sized bag of Doritos cool ranch.

>>81015473
>sorry I couldnt make the appointment

>>81019918
that shit tasted good too
still not fat like you tho

>>81019797
You likely have a very warped view as to the amount of time and effort it takes to look like the kind of person you're likely imagining.

Muscle training to some extent is an essential aspect of just existing as an animal, and denying yourself that results in a worse lived experience due to a weakened body which also leads to a weakened mind.

Lift weights and have a better quality of life. The only reason you wouldn't do this is because of abject laziness which will continue to stain your entire life, or fear of not knowing how to actually exercise properly. Overcoming either of these problems will make you a better and happier person.

>>81018759
she's claiming that she's morbidly obese because of waterweight i think

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>>81015412

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>>81019598
>I'm here to tell you about the Healthy At Every Size initiative

>>81016335
You only gonna give me one little egg roll?

>>81018365
kek

>>81019736
It's not. Watch the show.
>>81019855
The only way to be 700 lbs is to consume upwards of 8000+ calories per day and do ABSOLUTELY NO physical activity at all. These people walk around the block and lose 10 lbs.

the fact that these ppl can do this, live, and operate, is just a testament to how resilient and amazing the human body is

my god

>>81018674
Ireland go home you're drunk

>>81019770
Then of course it's impossible. We're talking about people usualy beyond thrice as much. Those can lose that much weight simply by not maintaining

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>>81017324
>tfw he will never impregnate my wife

>>81017324
What's wrong with just locking him in a room for a month with some water?

He'd lose 200lbs by the end of it and would be completely helpless to revolt.

>>81020113
of course not, anon. Hitler is dead.

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>>81019538
>Roommates eat out twice a week, buy chicken legs and expensive meat every week
>End up spending $400 a month on food

>I buy 5lbs of rice, 5lbs of beans, a leg of lamb, fruits/vegetables and a few defeathered chickens with a few spices per month
>Never go over $200 a month

>Roommates always complaining that they're poor

Really though guys go to a butcher and just buy a whole leg of whatever meat you like. It's rarely over $50, lasts like 3 weeks if it's just for you, you can make broth with it and everyone is always super impressed that you just have a leg of lamb because they all think it's super expensive

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>25 y/o, 5'11 150lbs
>was fat kid
>had stretch marks since elementary school
>started losing weight in middle / high school when I was taught about calories
>skin never fully recovered and stretch marks never went away
>tfw forever insecure with my body and will always look like shit

Who else /unlucky/ ?

>>81020013
His legs look slightly less disgusting here - if only he'd stayed in the hospital

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>>81018730

cuz its fried, it doesn't count as unhealthy

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>>81019972

You sound really elitist and discriminatory. Plenty of unfit people are happy and intelligent. And certainly many body builders are stupid and unhappy. What you're saying just sounds like projecting.

On second thought, I think I'm fine with staying fat now. You can live a long happy life if you're overweight. I don't need other people to tell me how to live my life. If I'm okay with who I am that's all that matters.

>>81018134
Well my mother got lung cancer, got cured of it and started smoking again despite EVERYONE and every doc telling her she has to watch it.
Addictions are powerful.

>>81018503

Like stale bread soaked in vinegar.

>>81020058
>>81019697

>lost 25lbs in 1 day

that must have been an absolutely colossal sized shit

>>81018769
spooked

I was 260 pounds 5 months ago and I watched a single episode of this show at a friends house, and I dropped 60 pounds. This show is depressing beyond belief I dont know how people can watch it.

I've gotten laid 4 times since I dropped the weight and put on some muscle, and mad cuties are always checking me out. FEELS FUCKING GOOD MAN. I can't wait to see what i'm going to look like a year from now, gonna be hugh fucking jackman.

>>81019982
Yeah, but Now's response to that is fucking retarded. He usually makes decent points

>>81018162
>boyfriend
god he must be pretty desperate if he dates her

>>81020156
You can make stretch marks fade by applying creams.

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>>81017956
bit of nutmeg and pumpkin spice: and then mush a banana into it.

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>>81020156
You don't know true bad luck, your stretch marks are the product of your own fat laziness.
>6'1 140 lb skeleton
>always been super skinny my entire life
>grew 6 inches in 6 months when i hit my growth spurt
>grew so fast that it fucked my body and my ENTIRE BACK is covered with disgusting stretch marks even though i was never fat
the kids in my swim class used to call me "Slave" because my back looked like it had been whipped to shreds by an angry slave owner

>>81020261
>*pats you on the head*

>>81020285
Why does his skin look like that?

Infection or something?

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>>81018567
only in America lads

seriously what is with the barnacles

>used to weigh almost 400 pounds at max
>unemployed, lived at home and on the PC
>got referred to weight loss clinic ran by my provincial health care system (im canadian)
>got free bariatric surgery after 2 years of diet planning, counselling, education and food journaling
>now weigh 200lbs, ~25lbs of which is loose skin, run half marathons, work full-time and pay more in taxes in a year than what the surgery cost the government.

I thought this show would give me more feels, but honestly it just gets me mad at the enablers. Still makes me lol though "BUT ITS FRIED".

Imagine an african nigglet seeing one of these, he'd probably think it's some kind of God or supernatural entity.

>>81020379
fucking hated these fat fucks
this game was fun as shit

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>>81020390
DO YOU FEAR DEATH?

>>81020390
>>81020361
its all dead and dying skin that has a combination of blood/nutrients not able to get to it + infections and chafing from all the fat piled on top of itself

>>81019398
>Physiologically impossible.

Not when your daily maintenance is 12,000 calories.

>>81020361
Bacteria eating his legs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellulitis

>>81020342
>You don't know true bad luck, your stretch marks are the product of your own fat laziness.

cant you at least agree it's unfortunate when you're born into a household where soda = water and endless junkfood is considered a normal diet? I feel really bad for fat kids now when I see them because it's not really their fault because they're slaves to their environment and probably won't have anyone to teach them about how a normal diet works

>>81018567
Surprised that dude isn't swole as fuck pushing her around like that.

>>81019398
maintenance needed for an adult male's organs is around 1200-1500 calories. 3500 calories a pound approximately, and if he's eating 12000 calories a day and maintaining his current weight he'd lose approximately 3-4 lbs a day, plus whatever fluid retention he'd lose (a lot of their weight is fluid that's collected in their legs as well).

>>81020285
JUST AMPUTATE IT, HE AINT GONNA MISS IT

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>>81020156
>>81020342
>tfw have stretch marks on my penis
WTF, didn't have the last year.

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>>81020342

You think you have it bad?

>Was like 5'0 at 12
>Hit puberty, had growth spurt
>Grew to 5'7
>Back looked liked Jesus being whipped
>Never grew again after that
>Stretch marks never faded, still just as bad
>110lb skeleton midget

How humiliating to have your entire back fucked up like that from growing, but still be a fucking manlet. It's infuriating. Kill me.

>>81020418
Does your healthcare system cover skin removal?

>>81020281
they fade but they never really go away, and the gooey skin is much worse than the stretchmarks anyway

>>81020536
>Does amputation count as weight loss?

>Lisa, order me sum fried rice an egg rawls

>>81020501
It's really beyond unfortunate that people have to grow up in environments like this. I grew up that way and it makes me mad just thinking about it.

>>81020501
Yes I can agree with that, I was mostly memeing you to make my post seem more dramatic. I don't really blame fat kids for being fat.

>>81020556
too much angry masturbation

>>81020238
That and water weight. when you start out, that's generally the first 20-30lb of loss

<-lost 250lb in high school on a program years ago

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>>81020285
Just a taste, James?

>>81018961
>how do I cook?
That's why you're fat. Stop eating fast food, it's the densest form of calories you'll find and will fatten your pork ass like none other.

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>>81020566

>>81017698
Look at the massive calves all those people have who went from morbidly obese to skinny have. Jonah Hill is a prime example of this phenomenon. His calves are thicker than his thighs.

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>>81020342
>>the kids in my swim class used to call me "Slave" because my back looked like it had been whipped to shreds by an angry slave owner

>>81020571
partially. only the stomach, but i was referred to a doctor who will do a pubic region/stomach together, and it'll only cost 10k as the government will cover some.

DESU i don't even care about the extra skin anymore, girls treat you like a puppy dog when they find out you've lost that much weight and I finally lost my virginity and had sex a few more times since then and the women didn't care at all. I am also only 27 so the only real areas that the loose skin is noticable is my pubic area,mantits, and stomach; my arms and legs and ass aren't too bad since I'm younger and have muscle mass that replaced the fat.