kek, what the fuck Marvel

>>81005923
JUST

>>81005923
I have that same TV

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>Marvel cucks will defend this blatant knockoff of Mr. Freeze's fitness challence

This just not cool

>>81005923
why is captain america a faggot in general?

>implying marvel fans are disgusting fat fucks

B R A V O. House of Mouse

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>>81005923

What's the justifiable reason for this video being distributed on VHS? What year is it in the MCU? I don't watch the films so I genuinely don't know, but all the pew pew iron man shit makes me think it's in the near future.

>>81006225
It's not a VHS. The slot on the bottom is too small and too wide to be for a cassette. Most likely it's a cheap-ass TV w/DVD player built in because
>muh NYC school budget
Even though Parker should be enrolled in one of the most well-funded schools in the city.

>>81006603
Except the spiderman narrative is that he's dirt poor

>>81006603
The slot on the bottom is for the controls that would otherwise be on the remote control ya dingus. Channel change, volume, menu, standby etc. The VCR will be sat underneath.

t. someone who lived through vcrs and crts

>Avengers costume
That's pretty neat

>>81005923
This one shot alone is more aesthetically pleasing than anything in the new Justice League trailer.

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>>81005923
>"And remember, if coach asks to see your private parts tell him Captain America told you to just say 'No!' "

Shouldn't it be in black and white since Cap was a WWII figure, with the original costume? Wasn't he taken out of ice in the 2000's? Why is the video is such poor quality, I think it would be more appropriate for it to be a more modern set up, like a fucking smartboard projection

>>81006225
>the new 4chan posters think all Standard Definition TV is VHS

>>81007210
>"and that's why you never trust Krauts, kids"

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>>81006640
What are scholarships? He's a fucking genius. Or one of his iterations are.

>>81005923

Why did they revert back to his Avengers outfit? It's absolutely terrible

>>81007543
Had to challenge Spiderman for 'Worst Costume EVER'.

>>81006225
It isn't. It's just Marvel knows they don't need to break the bank on effects because they make bank regardless.

>>81007543
That's the joke

>>81007543
to show that the video is 5+ years old

>>81005923
It uses 5 colors instead of 2 so I hate it!

>>81007055
>"Now let's hit those showers!"

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>>81007638
oh shit, this makes too much sense

>>81005923
he said he couldn't afford a place in Brooklyn, this must be his way of cashing in

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>>81005923

Looks like as if DC won everything

>best comics
>best characters
>best heroes
>best tv show
>best girls
>best movies

How do they do it, bros?

>>81007543
>revert back
POO

>>81008024
>best tv show
Only women and gays like CW trash.

>80s fonts and quality
>2012 suit
>cap was frozen during the 80s
What

>>81005923
Isn't he a fugitive? Why would they show a criminal as a role model in a school?

>>81008074
>he is too young to remember early Smallville
>he missed out on comfy Kent drama

>>81008315
>Marvel
>having consistency
Heh

>>81008152
YOU FUCKING RETARD. IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THAT. HE MADE IT AFTER HE WAS AWAKENED. SO HE PRETENDED TO BE SHOOTING A 80'S FILM TO GIVE TO PEOPLE. SO PEOPLE THINK IT WAS PRODUCED THEN AND NOT NOW. AS HE IS A SUPERHERO NOW.

GET IT? ALSO META THAT ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE AUTISTIC WILL NOTICE THIS BUT IN UNIVERSE MOST WON'T. I BET YOU SOMEBODY WILL CALL IT OUT IN THE FILM.

>>81007386
What the fuck are you talking about? There are tracking lines and chromatic aberration on the picture and the television has been wheeled in on a trolley, so it's obviously not going to be hooked up to an aerial (do you even have those in the US?) or other "cabled" supply. It must therefore be VHS, since DVD doesn't produce such effects. And I've been here since 2006.

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But I thought he was like a criminal now? What the fuck Marvle stop making movies while you still make money

>>81008494
This is your brain on capeshit

>>81008315
>>81008391

Cap being a fugitive is most likely something that only top government agencies know about. General populace only knows about Winter Soldier. Captain America was never in the news outed as a criminal entity in any form during Civil War and that shit happened way in Berlin.

Anyways, Captain probably shot that video after the Battle of New York just to raise moral with people, because he is the sort of guy that would do that.

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>>81008315
He's still Captain Goddamn America bringing you a wholesome message, son. His recent actions doesn't change that.

That was an embarrassing trailer

DUDE FUN LMAO

DUDE ITS NOT LIKE IN THE LAST MOVIE THIS CHARACTER DIDNT LITERALLY BECOME A TERRORIST AND A CRIMINAL LMAO

DUDE OUR MOVIES HAVE STAKES I S-SWEAR LMAO

>>81007956
No shit. Or did you forget that Captain Burger & Co. are international fugitives?

>>81008572
I dunno, I'm just shitposting. I hate Marvel. DChads unite boiiiii.

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>millennial babies don't remember this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjXpADRxz9k

>>81008673
Truuu

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>>81008024
>>best tv show
Mary Sue fanfic doesn't make a good tv show

>>81008697
Captain America only got unfrozen in 2011

>>81008024
Every single movie in the DCEU has been trash.

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>330,000 views
>mfw the JL trailer has had almost the same views during this time despite being three days old

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>>81007474
>scholarship
>high school

>>81008697
>90s PSAs for movie taking place in the year 2017

Okay le reference got it...

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>>81008763
No bully, I'm not a septic.

>>81006603
How young are you?

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>>81008024
>>best comics
Maybe 20 years ago. The idiots running the company the past couple of decades have driven them into the fucking ground.

Of course I say the same of Marvel. I actually dropped Marvel books before dropping DC.

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>>81008697

>Cap is making a reference to this
>meaning that Arnold exists in the MCU
>mfw MCU Arnold came to America with dreams ignited by Cap, working on his body to try to attain Cap's physique without any serum
>mfw they've probably got movies where Arnie played Cap instead of being the Terminator

>>81008851
Are those covers printing errors or supposed to be like that?

>>81008745
>console-war LARPing
What do you get out of it?

>>81008851
if that storyline is about ethereal antics or the omega point or spiritual convergence then it's pretty cool

>>81008727
>>81008784
Well, it's a modern version of that Arnie thing. It's not like we don't have it still today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d-0Z_4x0sE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukt7rwaIwvk

Kennedy started it in the 60s.

Plus I am pretty sure that is the Avengers 1 uniform Cap is wearing, so it is probably and old DVD from before Civil War.

>>81008913
>the Marisa Tomei fappening pics never materialised

Liars and whores.

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>>81008887

>>81008993
>instead of playing Freeze Arnie played Red Skull, complete with bad nazi puns everywhere

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>>81008931
It was a filler crossover event that DC created while they were moving offices to California.

They hired a bunch of old creators to write their 90s and 00s characters from before the reboot. These characters were kidnapped by Braniac out of their pre-reboot world and then made to fight each other in a Battle Royale death match.

Once DC got settled in Cali, they went back to forgetting these versions of these characters that people loved ever existed.

Why is Captain America being a motivator instead of an emo guy crying woe is me?

>>81008745
What? You're joking right?

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>>81008729

>>81006640
Well his father figure is a billionaire

>>81009068

God, this is why I could never get in to fucking comics. There isn't an establish fucking set canon. Every couple of years a new universe starts up with the same characters but different scenarios or bullshit. Everyone writing their one off comics, different writers do different things with the characters, power levels are all over the fucking place. No consistency at all.

>>81009169
>power levels are all over the fucking place.

So you're on of THOSE guys.

>>81008024
i saw this copypasta in an other thread too
you delusional faggot

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>>81005923
Is that screen CGI'd in? It looks kinda off to me, especially around the edges.

>>81009140
>Damage Control
>DC
pottery

>>81007474
>>81008763
Listen, it's obvious you're publicly educated and not gifted. There are plenty of high end high schools which have requirements such as High IQ and proficiency in Math & Science. This is nothing new and not made up for a movie either. A scholarship implies it's for gifted kids without money. Something that Peter has always been lacking.

>>81009239

CRT screens weren't completely flat they had a rounded shape, kid.

>>81006225
its a fucking dvd slot on bottom you fucking retard

what makes you think NYC area public schools have the funding for 55" 4K tvs in every class room?

neck yourself

>>81005923
>Your school is so shit that it still uses a CRT.

>>81008913
10/10

>>81009305
>Your school is so kino that it still uses the superior CRT screens


Fixed.

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>>81008851
Thank god you added the last line, I was about to start trashing you about Marvel, yeah both companies are so shit right now, even the shitty movies and TV series are miles ahead of the current comics.

>>81006640
Except he's wearing $400 headphones in his teaser pic

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>>81009272
Llate model Trinitrons were flat. It's decent for retro gaming because of component inputs but since CRTs weren't meant to be flat, they have weird warping issues on the sides.

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/ss/ when?

>All inventions come from Stark
>Friendly neighbour Spider-man joke comes frm Stark
You know, ever new leak of this is turning me down more and more

>>81008024
>best comics
Agreed. Which is why it hurts so much to see DC getting raped by snyder and retards who care nothing about the comics or the fans. I've learned to just not care and stopped watching anything cape related.

>>81009477
cheap chinese knockoffs

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>>81009305
I can't play my NES, SNES, N64 or PS1 unless it's in a CRT, hell even PS2 games and DVDs look better in a CRT. Somehow Plasma, LCD, LED, etc... they all have something that make low res stuff look like shit.

>>81005942
Fuck my shit up senpai

>>81007474
tied up woman and didnt fuck her on the spot.. missed chance.

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>>81009576
Is there a pornstar that would make a good Marisa Tomei stand-in for the Home Cumming porn parody?

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>>81009253
>he doesn't know Damage Control was a Marvel comic
stay illiterate

>>81005923
Sauce?

>>81008024
>>best comics
New 52 is garbage but not current Marvel tier garbage
>>best characters
Spider-Man > Batman
>>best heroes
Spider-Man > Superman
>>best tv show
Netflix Marvel > CW Garbage
>>best girls
Chloe Wang > CW Hotties
>>best movies
DC hasn't had a good movie since TDK

>>81009770
turn the LED brightness down or off.

>>81008580
>knowing capeshit lore

Kill yourself

>>81009770
that's because old stuff runs at 240p and HDTVs only go as low as 480i so they get upscaled.

>>81006872
>so many easter eggs! xD. Such a nerd xD

>>81006106
Do kids even have the president's fitness challenge anymore?

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>>81009050
>>81008887
>>81008993
>mfw in universe Captain Schwarzenegger is more memorable than the real movies

I like Michael Keaton but I don't think he'll be a good villain.

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>>81008617

>>81009923
>New 52
>In year of our Lord 2017
If you're gonna bash DC, you gotta keep up

>>81005970
We all did. Or at least most people had a big grey Sony tv at some point in the early 2000s.

>>81007474
How do scholarships work for public high school?

>>81008351
When Smallville was on tv I had no idea it was about Superman. I didn't even know that until a few years ago.

>>81008351
Smallville Pa Kent is best Pa Kent.

>>81009890
Which is literally the basis of Homecoming.

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>>81005923
>give them another reminder that sony is still the main owner of spiderman

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>>81012488
>Sony stipulated that the movie would have to be filled with Sony products, so they'd get free product-placement as well as the money
>but they didn't think to specify that it had to be new Sony products

>>81012757
That's Huge Dancer, retard.

>>81008763
many major cities have magnet public schools for kids who want to focus on medicine, engineering, science, the arts, math, etc

>>81005923
>No fun allowed!

>>81005923
>ISIS hand sign

What did they mean by this?

>>81012488
Nope, Sony has the rights to Spiderman MOVIES, Marvel has the rights to everything else, comics, merchandises, TV series, animated series, videogames, etc....

>>81012757
Sony always has their movies filled with Sony merchandise, TASM had Vaio computers and Sony cameras.

This scene takes place before avengers 1 faggots, its form that time tony discovered spider twink, like a flashback

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>>81005923
>How much did Evans hate putting on that helmet
>How much did they have to pay him to put that shitty costume on again

>>81009840
closest I can think of quick is maybe April O'Neil

>>81006603
>>81006815

Both of you dumb faggots are wrong. The channel and volume buttons are on top of the TV and out of frame. The flip down lid hides a composite A/V input.

>>81005923
>Captain America was frozen in the 40s
>before even I Love Lucy
>is thawed out in 2011
>gets Avengers costume in 2012
>is somehow in said costume in an old VHS that looks to be made in the 80s
What?

>>81013397
Then why does spidey say he stole caps shield?

>>81013616
Then why does it have a button on the tray to eject the VHS you stupid cuck

>>81009497
I had a 27" trinitron flatscreen that I bought in 2002 that had warping in the lower right corner. I never knew it was from the design. I thought it was from getting bashed around every time I moved.

>>81008617
I liked vulture and the homemade suit

>>81008887
just calm down for a minute you marvelfag
the MOVIE is making a reference to this.
That means that both exist.
That's all.
No DOOD SO ULTRA DEEP NOW THE TERMINATOR IS MCU CANON! shit or whatever was racing through your mind.

>>81013712
That's the power button for the TV, you worthless piece of trash.

>>81005923
that's a nice SONY TV

>>81006139
He's the embodiment of the USA.

>>81008524
If you rip VHS to DVD guess what happens...

>>81005923
>using a video of a fugitive criminal to encourage kids to exercise

I don't think this would fly.

>>81013697

>old VHS

this looks like DVD quality, it's just a shitty old TV, VHS tapes were a lot shittier quality-wise.

>>81013810
I guss you might be right, you uneducated nigger

>>81008524
>since DVD doesn't produce such effects.

DVD's don't but the shitty and used-up CRT TV does

>>81013800
Stop taking everything so ultra-serious, faggot. It was a throwaway greentext post, not a serious buzzfeed article on the ramifications it'll have for the MCU. We're not all DCuck retards pretending that capeshit is serious business.

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>>81014055
Might be?

>>81009290
Because of all the funding for dem programs

>>81014208
That's CLEARLY a different model

>>81014306
No shit, stupid. But thats how sony has made trinitrons forever. The flap on the front hides buttons and an input.

Just admit youre a dumb underage kid that doesnt know what a trnitron looks like cause your low income family couldnt afford one.

>>81014355
My family only bought superior televisions that actually had vhs built into them. I'm sorry you have such a shill-like level of Sony knowledge, but this was educational to me to learn how the plebs lived

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>>81014427
>My family only bought superior televisions that actually had vhs built into them.

>he thinks multifunction electronics are a good thing
>he thinks anything was super to the sony trinitron
>his family was still watching VHS when everyone else had moved on to DVD

>>81014632
>multifunction electronics are bad
>posted from a multifunction electronic device
wew

>>81005923
>2017
>still using CRTs

The little touches like this are why MCU keeps batting it out of the park.

>>81014427
>bought superior televisions
Anon, every Sony TV was the superior one until mid 00's when Koreans started to rise. This only proves you are a kid, who has no idea that Sony was the patrician choice for any home appliance, audio and video.

>>81014773
Youre of those morons that go into best buy and buy soundbars and those "home theater in a box" systems instead of buying a good amp/receiver, good speakers, good blu ray player.

>>81014971
How much is sony paying you?
>>81014972
>Buying a dedicated Blu-Ray when I have a ps4.
4/10 bait, made me reply

>>81007474
Spider-Man being a Reed Richards level genius was always retarded and ruins the relatable nature of the character

mechanical webshooters are stupid and people only pretend to like them because "Muh comics"

>>81014862
>trusting a school full of that sort with a plasma telly

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>>81015168
Unironically neck yourself.

>>81005923
>Literally the roid mutant
>Fitness challenge

>>81015460
Maybe part of the routine is getting injected with strange liquids.

Marvel marketing people really didn't think this one over.

>>81015227
Spiderman is meant to be a relatable character for teenagers to project themselves into in contrast to the superheroes of the time who were all bland mary sue adults. Making him so fucking smart that he's 15 years old and already a masterclass mechanical engineer and chemist that can MacGyver webshooters out of shit in his high school science lab is antithetical to that core idea.

Please, tell me what's good about mechanical webshooters despite "it was IN THE COMICS!!!" all it is is an easy way for hack writers to hamfistedly insert tension into fight scenes by making him run low on webbing

>>81015605
>Spiderman

Stopped reading right there. Fuck off with your shitty ideas, kid.

>>81015138
Nothing, and right now Sony is shit, but like I said from late 80s til mid-late 00s Sony was the indisputable king.

>>81015605
You can slice the good guys punching bad guys only so many times. The inevitable end for all capeshit is to get run into ground or retire with dignity.

>>81005923
At this point in the trailer, I just gave up any hope of the movie being anything memorable

>>81006225
They've got fucking holograms in the MCU but apparently the rest of the world is still trapped in their VCR

>>81006872
Ah, yes. The worst Captain America costume out of all that were in the movies. I really wanted to see more of that one

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>>81015648
>ignores the entire argument to sperg out over the lack of a hyphen
>calls someone else a kid

>>81008697
>all millenials are american

>>81015760
Stark and Shield have holograms in their top-tier facilities. There's no way a fucking school would be able to afford that shit.

And you know what department gets the shittiest video equipment in school? PE. The rest of the classrooms probably have projectors, but nobody's going to put money into the PE-teacher getting a projector for the gym. He gets to make do with one of the old tv's they haven't bothered throwing away, sitting collecting dust in some storage facility by the gym along with all the PE-equipment that never gets used.

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>>81015786
>RDJ has direct input in Marvel
>RDJ personally chose Tomei for their friendship
>RDJ reject all other candidates like Asa Butterfield and Dylan O'Brien for being "too tall for a Spiderman kid"
So RDJ probably chose that Cap suit, man, Could RDJ be more fucking based??

>>81008024
>Best comics, characters, heroes, girls

I'll take whatever you're smoking. DC comics suck dick, the superheroes are absolutely retarded and the characters (same thing) are all extremely one dimensional.

>>81007474
If spiderman was a villain he could easily rape all kinds of women seeing your pic.

>>81008763
Holy shit you are dumb

>>81011360
I had a big black sony in the 90s