hahahahahahahahahahahaha so original

>>81005901
What's the point? The ship is still gonna sink. All Spidey has done is ensured that both halves sink together now.

>>81005901
Woah really makes me wanna watch it.

>>81005901
>"We need a scene like the train scene in Spider-Man 2!"

>>81006324
I have to see it anyway. Based Michael Keaton is in it.

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>>81005901
KINO

>>81006294

>what's the point

So he can give a few more people time to reach the life boats or whatever and get to safety, then angst about how if he was smarter, faster, or stronger he could have saved more.

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>>81006501
>marvel outdoing snyder with the religious symbolism

Woah.

>>81006631
Comparing this to a fucking train

nigga standing there like jesus

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>>81006501
I knew there were some deeper meanings at work.

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>mfw this would have been an awesome moment with iron man saving the day if they hadn't spoiled it in the trailer

>>81006916
THIS

>>81006631
Actually the trailer confirmed that everyone lives. The nerve of these SUPERHERO movies! Spider-Man needs to be EMO!

>>81006501
>credit rolls
>secret director: Christopher Nolan

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>>81006501

I'm scared about what happens after superhero movies end

>>81006501

Still more subtle than Snyder

>>81006631
>Marvel
>ever admitting people die in supervillain attacks
kek

>>81006631
No life boats. You have to grab the vests under the chairs on the ferry if there's ever an emergency.

>>81007370
yeah sure kid.

>>81006501
the layering of kino in this trailer is truly something to be at awe of

>>81005901
>don't watch this movie: the trailer
Jokes on you, Sony/Marvel, I couldn't even finish the trailer

I forget, why does Iron Man have so much interest in Spider-Man and not the Devil of Hell's Kitchen?

>>81008051
cus dat nigga cant see bitch

>>81005901
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>blatantly ripping off spiderman 2

fuck Hollywood man

>>81005901
>WE WANT THE SPIDERMAN 2 AUDIENCE BUT WITHOUT THE SPIDERMAN 2 QUALITY
yeah nah

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>>81006501
DChads on suicide watch

>>81006631
do new yorkers not know how to swim? fucking everyone there should be able to.

>>81006294
>implying the web isn't gonna stick the halves together

>>81008092
Do none of you cucks seriously not know what a homage is

>>81008451
How much of the kool-aid have you had to honestly think this is a "homage" to a re-re-reboot of a superhero flick?

Did we need another Spider-Man? I didn't think we needed Garfield's version either.

>>81008116
I'm certainly not speaking to the defense of modern capeshit, but god damn, the Raimi Spider-Man films were anything but quality.

>>81008451
>homage
What the fuck did you say to me faggot? Keep your homo lingo to yourself queer

>>81006501
KINO?

>>81006501
>directed by Jew
LMAO

>>81008693
Compared to this? FUck yes they were

>>81008827
Jesus Christ was a jew

>>81008872
t.Jew

>>81008865
>compared to a movie I haven't even seen yet? FUck yes they were
A chortle was had, faggot.

>>81006916
ive seen so many trailers do this shit recently. where they show the setup of a threat, then show the fucking solution in the trailer. WHY.
rogue oen did this as well with the walker looming over them, and instead of leaving it ominous like that, they show it getting destroyed immedietly after, ruining any suspense the audience might have had.

>>81008872
Disinformation. Jesus was Germanic and spoke English.

>>81008925
Oh I've seen MORE than enough

>>81008950
This is how they get people into the movies. They've realized that the more awesome shit you show in a trailer, the more people will go see the movie, even if you're completely spoiling everything.

We're in the minority, anon. Most people WANT to spoil stuff for themselves nowadays. From movies to video games, the audience wants to know EVERYTHING about it before it comes out. It's all about the hype train.

What videogame is that?

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>>81005901
That's deep.

This looks so...dc

>>81005901
Yeah we know, it was in the first trailer.

>>81008872
Jesus was Judaean
Fixd