SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING TRAILER

That was horrible, justice league is going to brutalize this shitty flick

>>81005818
this. Marvel flicks are boring now.

Need more Snyder kino in my life.

So how much of the budget went to RDJ?

This movie looks so comfy.

This is how Spiderman should always be. Laid back, funny with decent fight scenes and such. None of the melodramatic shit from the Garfield spidermans.

>spiderman still a white boy

trash

Gave away the bit with Iron Man and his suits helping with the boat which would have been a great moment in the movie if they hadn't shown it, bad move. Trailer itself was terribly edited too no flow whatsoever.

Never bothered to watch the spiderjew, seems this one has more of a humoristic approach so it looks better. Still not gonna watch it.

stop watching trailers

>>81005914
even worse yes, he's a skinny manlet white boy with a hot voluptious black Mary Jane.

>>81006008
stop watching movies

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Middleage Peter Parker > Teenage Peter Parker because that's the Spidey I grew up with.
With that said, this looks decent. Not as good as the Raimi flicks, but a step up from the Garfield ones.

>>81005757

Hey this looks pretty goo-
>Sony

Hmmm. I'm confused. Why is Mary Jane black?

>>81005757
>what if somebody had died
Yeah what if guys?

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Oh yay more capeshit

>>81006179
I'm glad they made it clear in the trailer that there's no reason to feel any suspense during probably the movie's second biggest scene.

>>81005757
I'm too sick of quips to even click on that

>>81005757
Coming soon, only on Playstation 1

>>81005757
>can't you just be a friendly neighborhood spider-man
What the fuck

>>81005945
The trailer gave away everything.
>screwing up and giving up the special spider suit (even if it's probably only temporary)
>what looks like the final fight with Birdman

Also, lol @ fat asian kid being the friend who knows the secret identity. Fucking hollywood jews trying to appeal to chinks but not actually making a movie with asian leads. Pathetic.

>WHAT'S UP GUYS??????? *does weird pose*
Jesus fucking christ

>>81006473
He looks filipino you mong.

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It's fucking hillarious how bad the suit is. It literally has some kind of button mechanism now.

>you will never see spidey running through an alley, pulling his mask on and then exposing the suit under his shirt

>>81005757
Staring
Bruce Old Man Wayne
SHOCKEEEEEEEER
Fat Kid Spinderman
Aunt Slut M`uhDiiiick
Bob DJ

>>81005757
Looks pretty shit.

The only reason I was interested in this movie is beacuse of logan marshall green and he's not even in the trailer.

>>81006901
Lol! I get this! That Truthful Trailer guy! Funny lol.

why do the first replies in every capeshit thread have to start with some tard crying about a movie from the other studio?

fucking obsessed consolewar faggots

>>81005757
FUCK YEAH BIRDMAN!

>>81005757
>I stole his shield

>>81007174
I literally clicked on the trailer one minute after it was posted and the top comment was JUSTICE WHAT?

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>>81006882
>you will never see Superman running through an alley, taking off his glasses then exposing the suit under his shirt

>they had to bring in downey to carry this shitty franchise after the amazing spiderman 2
lol. just lol.

>>81005757
So boring and predictable. I remember the first Logan trailer, now that was trailerkino, this is trash

Was that Shocker who zapped Spiderman into the bus?

>>81007257
Whoa he stole that guys shield

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>and your OTHER suit

That looks cool

>>81005871
3/4 for him to do 8 min of screentime

zomg totally worth it tho!

>>81007286
Was it because the Logan trailer made you feel mature?

All grown up now?

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>>81007368

>RDJ is the same height as this kid

>>81005757
BIRDMAN IS BACK BABY

Quipman

>>81007368
>that CGI
All is lost

>>81005757
>if you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it

You have 10 seconds to explain the logic of this statement

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>Auntie is it time for milkies yet?
>Ugh, seriously? Again? Alright...

>>81008169
He's a manlet

>>81005757
Why did they cast a gay as Spider-Man?

>Reddit-man: Upvote

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>>81008518
guardians of the galaxy was reddit because it was not funny and felt forced


spiderman is a funny guy, he is like old /b/

>>81008169
spiderman should be a hero even whitout the suit.

like tony was, a alcoholic that destroyed his father company

>>81005757
Why did they spoil the entire movie in the TRAILER?

>>81008574
100,000 volts isn't enough to kill a person. You could easily survive a 100,000 volt shock.

What actually kills you is amperes, not volts.

>>81007432
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/avengers--infinity-war-part-1/robert-downey-jr-200-million-salary/

He might get 200 million for the next Avengers movies.

>>81009134
something something mike pence

>>81009158
That explains why the CGI in this trailers look like an Asylum production

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Trailer doesn't make me feel anything. Maybe I'm just burned out on capeshit, it all looks the same and bores me now.

>>81006258
In all fairness spiderman's always been the quippy one. Thats his whole shtick.

>>81005818
>justice league is going to brutalize this shitty flick
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

>>81005757
That trailer was awful

Orange and Teal with a diverse multi-ethnic multi-cultural Black and Brown cast.

With Descendants 2 and Spider-Man Homecoming set for this year DisneyChannel should be renamed KinoChannel

What went so horribly wrong /tv/?

>stark says give me the suit back
>you see him in a shitty homemade suit so tony really did take the suit away for a while
>show stark saving the boat when spidey was struggling
>show pretty much the whole end boss fight
Jesus fucking christ, i know modern day trailers are shit and give lots away but this basically just shows you every major scene and plot point. What the fuck is the point?

BRING RAIMI BACK

We're supposed to believe that kid would go for Obama's daughter rather than Zendaya.

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DAMN....

>>81009450
How can DC even compete.

>>81009450
It seems to be shifted a bit far to the right, not even my penis' first joint extends that far.

>>81009416
sounds like a lateral move. Zendaya isn't that attractive.

>>81005757

So I basically just saw this whole movie in the trailer for it.

I guess that was... needed?

>Iron Midget being so involved in the plot once again

yeah nah I am going to pass

>>81009521
they wanted to save you a few bucks and time since you don't have to go watch it. Now shut the fuck up.

tom holland is so hot

YOU GUYS A LOSERS

I think it's bretty cool that Marvel let's literalwho directors who have made some good small movies direct their huge ass projects.

DC is trialling this with Wonder Woman, they need to get Zack Snyder away from their shit.

Well that wasn't not only awful but also spoiled the whole thing. Good fucking job

Why couldn't they just keep the suit sexy.
This looks like someone's pajamas. The suit form the amazing spiderman was alright, the movie itself was shit though.

>>81005757
man that show was cool, good theme song too,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIkH3V3wUiM

>>81009614

literalwho directors are also inexpensive which is a + for those who control us

>>81005757
movie has potential to be really good
people want a good spiderman movie and with the last amazing spiderman series they are hypercritical - they will bury a shitty spiderman film
so theres like a greater impetus for this movie to be good
if its bad i think marbel will be hit pretty hard even though its marbel

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>michael keaton makes birdman
>then he is cast as the vulture
ironic......

>>81005757
>people trashing the trailer in the comments
It's over

>>81006133
>middleage

He was early in his early twenties in TAS.

>>81005757
is unwilling to have spiderman on his team but will have a man that shoots a bow good and a girl that used to kill people semi good. that doesnt make sense

>>81005757
That looks decent enough.

>>81006168
She isn't. That isn't Mary Jane. That character's name is Michelle.

Why show the scene of the ship splitting in two? It would be a great surprise to see this "homage to SM 2" during the movie.

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>>81005757
They revealed too much.

Especially that boat-crisis scene. Any tension from that moment is gonezo. Iron Man helping him during that part doesnt bode well. I dont remember Tobey or Andrew needing help from Iron Man during their iconic train scenes.

This is literally Iron Man 4 + Spiderman cameo.
I don't want to watch a movie w/ Iron Man berating Tom for 2hrs and not letting him join his secret club.

CGI looks bad..

>>81005878
>This is how Spiderman should always be
>they gave his catchphrase to Iron man

Whats the point?

Foxmatography exists. We don't need this anymore

>>81006133
>Middleage
He's a college student in the 90's show. Hell, in the comics he was only a high school student for like the first half of the 60's.

>>81009863
*Black Liz Allen

I know I'm not the only one watching for Mommy Tomei in /tv/.

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>>81006471

>>81009875
The ship scene will probably be opening scene anyway, nothing important.

>>81005757
Good thing they gave away the entire thing, now I don't have to see it because it looks like shit

>>81009875
>I dont remember Tobey or Andrew needing help from Iron Man during their iconic train scenes.
think of it more as he didn't need ironman's help, ironman is just being too thirsty.

>>81009843
It's cause he's like 16 in this universe. So too young to be an avenger.

>>81007368
Holy shit I thought this was a shop, that looks DREADFUL

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>>81005757
Seriously? What the fuck was that?

>>81009961
>The ship scene will probably be opening scene anyway

No way, the trailer fucking goes through shit chronologically

>he has the suit
>he does some small-time stopping crime shit, having some meetings with Tony, gets known in NY
>friend finds out about him
>Vulture starts doing shit
>Peter is all "i gotta stop him"
>Tony says no
>Peter ignores this and tries to stop him and his goons on that ship
>he fucks up, Tony takes the suit from him
>has to stop Vulture with his a suit he made himself

/film

>>81009158
Wouldn't it actually be more cost-effective to stop hiring him? At this point is he really that much of a draw?

>>81010054
good, now you've pretty much seen the movie and don't have to go watch it. You can also now shut the fuck up about it.

>>81010054
>implying any of the trailer scenes will be in the movie

Isnt that the question of the day

>>81009799
He could save others from acting...

>>81009863
And who the fuck is michelle?

>>81009450
You got a thing for knees?

>>81010139
Some original character they introduced for some reason

>>81010079
he's literally ironman now. The MCU exists solely because of him. A generation of kids who are now becoming or have become adults all favor him, so yes, he still is that much of a draw.

>>81010079
Literally the only thing bringing the B to those billions. Anything without him makes less money than DCEU movies

>>81010176
I doubt kids who like Iron Man like him because he's played by some shriveled ex-junkie

>>81010139
>>81010175
she was probably actually going to be mary jane but people got so buttblasted that they didn't want to deal with the angry backlash of making MJ black so they just renamed her. Progress is cool and all until it starts messing with profit and ghostbusters showed them that progress alone won't put asses in the theaters.

>>81010223
it doesn't matter, he's associated with ironman, he is ironman, and that's all that matters. If you remove him or change the actor, people would get pissed or apathetic towards the mcu

>>81008169
it's the only good line, are you nuts

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>>81009875

>>81009799
>those dress tits
this cant be a fashion thing cmon. Some dude wearing a 7 inch paper mache dick pants

>>81008169
Does he even really need it anyway?

He has all his powers inherently other than his web-shooter, the suit only appears to provide minimal protection, some eye zooming shit and a glide function.

>>81008169
>You have 10 seconds to explain the logic of this statement
Tony made do just fine without his suit in Iron Man 3.

the trailer sure spoiled the whole movie

>>81009799
the most range she's ever shown

Who's the blackie?

>>81006471
>>81009919

If we could just take a brief pause in the endless cape war, leave aside the endless and often needlessly petty debates over CG, "tone," color-grading, "quips," and come together on just one thing, I would like to point something out,

They gave Spidey's catch-phrase to Stark.

They gave SPIDEY'S catch-phrase to Stark!
THEY GAVE SPIDEY'S CATCH-PHRASE TO STARK

AND RDJ LET THEM

Fuck this gay Earth.

It's not diverse enough for my tastes. Not enough avengers or quips. CGI looks like shit. Too grim-dark

>>81010493
It's over.

Spiderman IP is finished.

>>81009134
Wong. It is not one or the other, it is the combination of both at appropriate levels.

>>81007368
Is there anything in this shot that isn't cgi?

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cant wait

>>81008169
Iron Man 3

>>81010584
>Wong.

Is not in this movie, that's the humorless guy from Dr. Strange. Try and keep up, ledditor.

>>81005757
>the top comments
How do you fuck it up so bad?

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>>81007286
>ywn get to watch Logan for the first time again.

>All inventions come from Stark
>Friendly neighbour Spider-man joke comes frm Stark
You know, ever new leak of this is turning me down more and more

>>81005757
WAS THERE ANYTHING IN THAT FILM NOT SPOILED IN THAT FUCKING TRAILER!

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>>81005818

>>81007304
yah

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lol

>the Mouse releases a shitty movie on purpose
>Sony sinks the Spiderman IP and it's about to collapse
>they have to sell it to the Mouse
Don't thank me for letting you see the whole picture, kiddos

>>81010493
I'm not even surprised, the entire MCU revolves around Stark
Fucking RDJ, man

>>81009450
Spider-man looks like THAT

>>81010711
aunt May sex scene

>>81005757
I don't think i'll ever like anyone playing spidey aside from Maguire

>>81010735
Third time today
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/vVPftFNE-OKaang2pzpTxQ/
Stop shilling please

>homemade suit

fuck off

its going to make a billion dollars isn't it?

>>81010493
manlet will probably say the great power comes great responsibility line.

probably gonna bang aunt may at the end too

>>81005757
>All those comments

Fucking kek, what happened?

>>81010761
Oh, I see it. I see it all too fucking clear.

>>81010857
what is your beef?

>>81010761
Literally made me think

>>81006043
>he's a skinny manlet white boy

but that's exactly what Peter Parker is

>>81010812
not him but autist like you that go through the archives are literal cancer

>>81011007
>not him but

>>81010735
he's not wrong assuming you understand 70s cinema

>>81007368

holy fuck marvel movies are so fucking uninspiring look at this shit

>>81011083
Look at the WTC under construction in the back
They only had 2011 NY footage for the movie kek

I thought 2017 was the year where they stopped spoiling THE ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE in the trailer?

I'm not even joking when I say I'm not even going to bother seeing this in the theater and I'll just rent it.

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jesus CHRIST

is this Brazzers?

>>81005757
I actually like what I saw here. Fuck it, I'll go see it.

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why is aunt may hot

>>81010735
Yeah CTR are esthetically pleasing but nigga plz

>>81011053
Yeah... You sure understand 70s cinema as well as this random nigga.... He surely made his thesis on Godard

>>81010735
>watching it on a SONY
subtle, Marvel

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>>81010874

please no

>>81008175
>>81011219
Wait wait wait.. that's his fucking aunt?! Aunt May?!

Surprisingly Birdman looks menacing in the trailer. Will Sony ruin him?

>>81010735
I loved this shot too

>>81011274
Why are you speaking ebonics when you're obviously not black?

>>81005757

Hey look! It's a Spiderman movie where Spiderman takes on a bitter old crazy man. We've never seen that before.

So many fresh ideas. I don't know how Marvel does it.

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>>81009799
What's going on here?

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>>81005757
Was this scene in it?

>>81009875
>This is literally Iron Man 4 + Spiderman cameo

Captain America: Civil War was Iron Man 4.

>>81011620
Why are you acting like a pussyass nigga when you are obviously a pussyass nigga ?

>>81011756
Quentin, please

>>81005757
Is this a fucking video game or something?

>>81011253
Doc Ock was right all along!

>>81009299
epin

>>81005757
quip,quip,quip,quip,Michael Keaton, quip,quip,quip,quip,IronManlet quipping,quip,quip...

>>81011756

Is this Bossip or 4chan?

>>81007368
Why is the world brown yellow?
Is Marvel Gears of War?

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>>81009568
Does he have to get nude when he's getting that suit on in the alleyway??????

>>81011219
DONT DO IT JIMMY

Finally generic capeshit movie no. 2364 is here.

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Is this set in MCU?

>>81010493
Yup. I bet in the end, Peter will arrive to his room after the final battle all tired and injured and aunt May will come inside the room naked and say:

>Face it Tiger. You just hit the Jackpot!

>"Whatifsomebodydied-"

Why are blockbusters still terrible at editing the dialogue in their trailers?

>>81005757
RIP JUSTice league

>Iron man. Iron Man
>Does a movie with Spider Man
>Wears a suit, any size
>Fights villains and he flies
>Look out!
>Here comes the Iron Man!

Looks pretty bad and you know the movie sucks when they shove iron manlet in every scene

>>81012117
Six callers ahead of us, Jimmy!

>>81010493
Yep. This is when they lost me.

>>81005757
More like Iron Man's amazing bitch boy

>>81010493
>Tony: Peter, what you need to understand is that you have great power. GREAT power, and you know what they say about that, right?

>Peter: "No, what do they say?"

>Tony: "It kinda kicks ass." <camera wink>

IT'S FUNNY WHEN WE'RE SO CHEEKY AND SELF-AWARE, RIGHT GUYS!?

>no gwen
gay desu

Instead of shitposting, can we just talk about Spiderkino in OP's pic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm5yqZl47m0

>/tv/ has officially become completely infested by marvel and dc fans who shill and anti-shill for free
Thank goodness you guys are sticking up for your poor defenseless billion dollar corporations.

Why does /tv/ have to be the dumping ground of every boards garbage?

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>>81005757
TUMBLING DOWN

>>81009719
The animation looks a bit aged, but its still quite good. I remember final few episodes being tense as fuck

>>81012793
This reminds me of XIII

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>>81012592
Mmmm

>>81005818
>>81005842
>DCdrones being this delusional

>0:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G-BL4TnGIQ

>>81008574
>Guardians
>not funny

Wew

>>81012878
Cel-Shading was a big thing for a while in the 00's

>>81012808
I'm gonna be straight up with you. If you don't believe me, that's fine, but I'm going to say this at least once.

I'm not a shill. I'm a fan of comics. I grew up with them. My dad taught me how to read with them before I even hit kindergarten. I grew up with these characters as constant companions, and this franchise just lost my business.

Robbing Spider-Man of his schtick, making it Tony's wit instead of Pete's is a bridge too far.

This could be the action spectacle to end all action spectacles and I still wouldn't give a shit. They're robbing these characters of their fucking souls.

Fanboys only care how characters look. Fans care about how characters are.

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>>81005757
>spiderman is now a junior avenger
>manlet junior is in the moive

absolutely disgusting, I'm not even pirating this shit
it's the kind of shit I will watch dubbed on TNT

>>81012793
Still my favorite Spider-Man cartoon
>that opening song

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Am I the only one finding it sad that marvels first run at a spiderman movie has a key scene that is almost a 1:1 ripoff of one of the sony movies?

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>>81013247

>>81013386
Tugboat Tobey is a big guy.

>>81006133
You mean young adult.

>>81005757
DUDE YELLOWY ORANGE LMAO

I counted 21 quips in this.

pretty impressive desu

>putting iron man in your spidey film
if they had some actual godzilla and not just a fucking cave paiting in kong it would have sparked some interest and the piece of shit wouldn't have flopped

>>81005757
FUCK YEAH
ENTIRE MOVIE SPOILED!

>>81014336
hehehhe

>>81010750
mary jane is black and is getting bleached
also is she mary jane or the other bitch???

>>81008169
the epic conclusion of the Iron Man trilogy

>>81007531
>>81007754
>>81010026
>>81010608
>>81011083
>>81011943
>all this nitpicking
Why are you people so afraid of marvel?

>>81005914
This. Racist piece of shit movie. WTF Marvel?!?

>>81009158
they will Paul Walker him soon

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is this really part of the MCU Cinematic Universe if its made by a different studio?

>>81014412
This not MJ is Liz Allen...and she is white in the comics.

>>81005818
>That was horrible, justice league is going to brutalize this shitty flick

Just like BvS brutalized Civil War... oh wait

>>81005757
Wait, spidey suit now acts like a Plug Suit?

>>81011540
>fucking aunt?! Aunt May?!

We all wish we could

>>81014424
>Why are you people so afraid of marvel?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*teleports behind you*
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>81005757
What kind of absolute trash was that?

>>81006882
>Liking the Raimi suit more
>Tripfagging
How do you even justify being such a piece of shit

>>81007271
>implying this isn't to iconic to be ignored
They'll probably do it in the next Mos.

>>81014615
So . . . Spider-Gantz?

>>81005757
how much cgi can they fit in this mess? watch it still get great reviews because diversity or some shit.

We say that a lot but this really looks like a videogame

>>81009887
Fox Sux Cox

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>>81005757
Pls have a subtle implied incest subplot pls
Hot lonely aunt living alone with a ripped teenager

>>81005757
I was the only one who noticed that they stole Ganke from Miles?

might as well had made Peter Black and with the venon blast

>>81011737

AoU was IM4, we're on IM6 now.

>>81014789
Peter Parker = Shinji
Tony Stark = Gendo

>Sony makes a couple of bad movies
>"sell the rights to Disney"
>they make a movie together
>looks even worse
This is a good lesson to learn, Fox don't fall for this

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>>81013386

We almost got a spider-man of a decent size, this kid was in the running.

guess the rotten tomato rating
>90% fun popcorn flick that displays an accurate representation of modern america!

>>81010639
>this looks like a movie for 8 year olds :\
based Simon

>trailer is showing 90% plot
REEEEEEERRR

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I really like the homemade suit look. It's better than the iron man made suit imo.

>>81015088
Man, it was just a different time, wasn't it?

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>>81006473
>The trailer gave away everything.
Most of the trailers do that. I'm lucky i watched the Logan trailer after i saw the movie. It's shit like that gets me really pissed, and that's why i don't watch trailers and commercials anymore.

...and i can't understand why the fuck they keep doing trailers like that anyway?. If the commercial shows most of the movie including pivotal plot-points, what's the fucking purpose even to watching the movie? Well... maybe i'll watch the movie even after them pissing in my eye, but i might sure as shit just not pay for it.

>>81015164

Logan trailer kept a lot hidden actually. It almost kept x-23 being x-23 hidden too. The last trailers revealed her claws, but before that it was pretty well masked in trailers.

>>81015088
Jesus, Raimi.

>>81005757
Wonder how much they're paying Keaton to be in this FUCKING CAPESHIT CLUSTERFUCKING USLESS GOYIM FUCKING SHITS

kill yourselves

>>81006901
>SHOCKEEEEEEEEER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHvOrSdjpMI

The only interesting part about this movie is the Vulture.

>>81011737
>>81014887
>literally any superhero movie that includes Iron Man in any capacity is Iron Man #

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>>81005757
Didn't think much of it before, but now I'm hyped. Also, is that picture from the MTV spiderman?

>Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man: Homecoming from Sony Pictures and Marvel Entertainment?

What the fuck?

>>81015445
how can you be hyped for that? it looks like a cgi fest for kids. it looks beyond awful.

>>81015445
How the hell are you hype for that? The story sounds as bad as Garfieldman

>>81009875
That scene was pretty much from Spiderman 2

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>>81008175

>>81005757
>can you summon an army of spiders?

kek

>>81015275
I doubt the guy who shilled for McDonald's is that expensive

>>81009614
>I think it's bretty cool that Marvel let's literalwho directors who have made some good small movies direct their huge ass projects.

They're called "yes men". Just passionate and creative enough to give it a solid attempt, but too naive and inexperienced to stand up to any studio pressure. It's also a publicity thing, so dummies like you will go watch capeshit schlock because the director made some shitty indie drama.

They've been doing it for a while and the only one it backfired with was Edgar Wright. Luckily they found a guy who literally made a movie called Yes Man to be their yes man so everything worked out.

>>81005818
>>81005842
>>81014584

I feel bad for you Dc/Marvel cucks. Although KinoMan, Zack Snyder is reigns supreme, I want to see and enjoy all the capeshit!

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>Stark gives Peter a top of the line suit and web slinging gadgets and even his own Batsignal just to help him fight a bunch of his friends for fifteen minutes
>incredibly irresponsible and ultimately pointless waste of the tech
>lets him keep it after the battle anyway
>Peter uses that tech to try and rescue a shit load of people from dying on a boat
>Stark disapproves and takes the suit away from him

?????

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Is Aunt May hot enough to turn Peter straight???

>>81014876

aunt may keeps getting younger with each successive reboot.

eventually she'll be like 4 year older than peter.

>>81005757
This is not Peter Parker. This is some next level pedo grooming from Stark. I hate him so fucking much. I really hate him so much. I wish Tony Stark was dead.

>>81015993
but it's fun dude
just turn your brain off bro

>>81005757
the new low for capeshit

>>81016053
Why is RDJ wearing a spider man costume

>>81015993
>Stark disapproves and takes the suit away from him
maybe thats bad trailer editing and he takes the suit for another reason not shown in the trailer, or shown not directly before the scene of Stark taking his suit away?

>>81016231
>He tards out on a boat
>almost gets everyone killed
>stark shows up saves the boat and him
>gets mad takes away his suit

Seems perfectly logical to me. No less logical than giving a 15 year old kid a power suit, and then being shocked that they dun goofed with it.

>THAT fucking green screen after they saved the ferry and Tony Stark steps out of his suit
JEsus Christ

>>81016330
Maybe he was supposed to track the weapon on the ship and not attack them bu he did and that initiated the response from the flying monster that caused the destruction of the ship? Maybe Stark warned him about this guy and told him before to stop following him? Like that happened in the trailer before.

>HAHA LETS PUT IRON MAN IN EVERYTHING HAHA

WHy are Marvelfags so easy to please?

>>81016440
Yes, I for one am in fucking shock that a teenager didn't do what he was told.

>>81015662
Have you seen that movie? It's far from shilling. It shows how cut-throat the founding of McDonalds really was. Pretty damn good movie.

It's funny watching people experience fast food for the first time, too.

>>81010761
This can happen.
The Mouse can take the loss but sony pictures will be finished if this flops.

>>81016220
underrated post

>>81005818
Fpbp MCUcks are insecure as fuck

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Spiderman homecoming was the 3rd most tweeted thing worldwide this morning.

Second place went to kemono friends final episode. Kemono friends beat spider man on worldwide trending topics.

>>81016969
M E S S I
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S
S
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>>81009875
You've only just realized marvel movies have fucking atrocious CGI? AND WHO GIVES A FUCK did you actually think those people on the boat would end up dead? Fucking manchild kys, you can't 'spoil' a capeshit flick because nothing unique ever happens. They're indistinguishable.

>>81016969
>#M E S S I @ 1

oh boy what did the autist do now?

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>>81012274

>A Normie Jewsion Film

>>81008574
>REE checking

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>>81017110
>>81017071

4-day ban for Messi. Every brown person on the planets was chimping out.

If it was not for messi, a badly animated cartoon about cute animal girls building a boat out of a bus would have been the #1 worldwide topic.

But it still beat spiderman.

>runs into bank robbers wearing avengers masks
>haha YOU guys aren't the avengers xD
>*swiftly dodges every punch*
>nothin personnel
>go home and kiss black girlfriend

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>>81007368
>mfw this was probably shot on location under natural light, but due to the CGI Iron Man armour, digital colour grading, and 999 other layers of unnecessary crap over the top it looks like a PS3 game running through a blown-out CRT

Computers were a mistake.

>>81005757
Kino

>>81010796
this

>>81017420
shitkino

Why are the showing most of the movie in a trailer

>>81017313
>implying you wouldn't take this life right now if you could

>>81017412
>shot on location
That is the dumbest shit I've read in this thread so far.

every new superhero movie looks like fucking shit. both this and JL are atrocious.

>>81010857
I can just imagine the studio exec meeting...

>What haven't we done before in one of these, THINK DAMMIT!
>Can't we pay the special effects people to do that?
>Wait! I have it!
>Well spit it out, Moische! What's your idea?
>Well Herschel, in the previous franchises he has a crappy homemade suit, then makes a better one later right?
>Go on...
>So what if, and bear with me here...
>...instead he starts the film with the iconic suit and THEN ends up in a hoodie and sweatpants!
>Oy gevalt that's a BILLION dollar idea right there! This movie can't possibly underperform!

>>81005757
fuck this shit, I'm watching the guns of navarone again. see ya.

>>81017412
>>mfw this was probably shot on location under natural light, but due to the CGI Iron Man armour, digital colour grading, and 999 other layers of unnecessary crap over the top it looks like a PS3 game running through a blown-out CRT
lel
this happens way too often nowdays
like that old cgi body double Arnold from terminator genisys
but then you watch behind the scenes and it was actually Arnold not a body double, its just the way it was lit and edited made it look like cgi

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Fucking Christ this looks awful. If I were to list everything wrong with this travesty it would take me all day. But I am going to mention four (4) of the absolute worst things that stood out to me.

>Spider-man is Tony Stark's little bitch boy
>Dat Niggeress Mary Jane
>Dat fat latino Harry Osborn
>The blatantly ripped off jesus scene on the ship from Spider Man 2

Also, stop being so smug Dcucks.... your shit isn't any better.

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Wrong move in not putting MJ in the trailer

>>81017670
You'd be surprised. There's a ton of scenes in films nowadays shot on location or practical sets that end up looking like a video game due to bad/non-existent compositing and destructive digital post-processing.

>>81005757
all cape shit sucks, its turning into a cgi nightmare. i dont know why they dont just animate the entire movie at this point

>>81016220
kek

>>81005757
look like Keaton is going to be the only good thing about this
hopefully he'll have more than 15 minutes of screentime and his motivations won't boil down to "just someone for the hero to have some conflict and climatic fight over"

>>81006473
>Also, lol @ fat asian kid being the friend who knows the secret identity. Fucking hollywood jews trying to appeal to chinks but not actually making a movie with asian leads. Pathetic.

happens in the comic

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>>81005757
>literally Robert Downey JR's Spider-Man Homecoming featuring Tom Holland
i thought Marvel was supposed to save this franchise from Sony

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>>81018354
>disney
>Saving anything

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>we gave up Spider-Man 4, 5, & 6 for this shit

>>81010750
>Asian best friend
>Black love interest
But is it progressive enough?

>>81014968
Spider-Man shouldn't be 6 feet tall.

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Thank you, America. Always showing the world how important it is to mix your genes with other races and have a diverse family.

Thank you.

>>81019341
At least she's hot

Why doesn't Iron Man just solo the Vulture

>>81005757
DCEU btfo

>>81014876
>found the pajeet

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>>81010485

>>81015511
wow ur super cool and grown up

So the suit that was leaked before civil war was real. Also movie looks average which is worse than shit.

>>81015993
Tony was impulsive throughout Civil War. Him bringing in Spider-Man was a sign of that.

>>81005757
Is it just me, or does it actually look good?

>>81017921
MJ was in he trailer.

She's a nigger now.

>>81019811
You mean the suit we literally see in Civil War in the Youtube clip?

>>81019876
Of course it looks pretty good. Everything in the MCU does.

>>81019341
Stop whining.

>>81019973
I don't watch trailers much. Does it look better than most MCU movies?

>>81017291

4 game ban. not 4 day.

it does seem pretty excessive even though i don't give a shit about soccer.

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>>81018324
It doesn't really happen in any of Peter's books though.

>>81019886
Shes not MJ

>>81018852
i missed the part where that's my fucking problem bitch.

>>81019747
Actually she is hispanic in Spectacular.

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>>81020167
>tfw you had that exact Lego pirate ship when you were young

I didn't see Civil War, why the hell does Peter say "I'm nothing without the suit"? What's so special about it? He's still fucking spiderman without it.

DESU the fat Asian guy was realistic.

I went to bronx science and every other person was a fat Asian.

>>81020174
she is, it'll be revealed as a nickname toward the end of the movie

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>>81005757

>dat Jewish kid and obvious dike at 0:32

https://youtu.be/BGHGZjDguqw?t=32s

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>>81006882
Best suit coming through

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>>81021251

>>81008169
Iron man 3