ITT we review movies like critics

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There will be blood. Because I'd rather slice my wrists than watch this bore of a movie.

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I'd rather be stuck in traffic for 2 hours, than have to endure this again.

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A glib facsimile.

>>81001886
Jack Reacher? Reaching for the door knob of the door of the movie theatre to leave, because it's so goddamn crap.

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Once again, the 1960s serve as a race hustler’s vengeful reference point. But when the get-whitey genre was initiated in those blaxploitation movies made after the turmoil of that decade, artists from Melvin Van Peebles and Larry Cohen to Bill Gunn and Gordon Parks toyed with various genres to dramatize American social and economic circumstances. Black political consciousness was being realized on screen for the first time. Get Out is the recrudescence of Obama-era unconsciousness. Reducing racial politics to trite horror-comedy, it’s an Obama movie for Tarantino fans.

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I wish Jason was never Bourne

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I couldn't wait for the sun to set on Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice

>review things like critics
this shit was the cancer of mid-late 00s internet. thankfully the meme age has brought some honesty back to the world

Drive - I'd rather drive off a cliff

Get Out - I should have taken the title sequence's advice and got out the theatre

>>81001886
I watched this movie on a plane to korea and it definitely sucked.