Samurai Jack

>>80997393
then the show would end you dingleberry.

>>80997393
Jack knows better than to cause a paradox, unlike the retard calling Jack a retard for not causing a paradox.

>>80997393
Because it teaches kids basic morals without being overly complex.

>>80997393
Why didn't he just wish for more wishes?

Also what was the deal with the first episode of season 2, where Jack learns to "jump good." In the end he jumps at the portal Aku is holding. Shouldn't they have saved that for the finale?

I want to fuck that fairy.

>>80997456
how is that going to cause a paradox? his goal is to go back in time and end the reign of aku, which renders all the actions he's taken in the future void. even the deaths of the sisters of aku can be taken better knowing that in the end it all doesnt really matter

>>80997676
took 5 posts. too many.

>>80997728
Because if he undoes that timeline then that means his wish never happens, causing a paradox.

>>80997393
Okay, why didn't Jack just start killing in the first season? There would be no need for a second. Is he retarded?

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>>80997393
>gets sent back in time
>ball still stuck on his hand
>this causes him to lose his battle with aku

>>80998145
Wow did you see that yaw control?

>>80997393
HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

Because the globe would still be stuck on his hand.

they made fun of this in the spoof of samurai jack on duck dodgers

>hey you're samurai quack right, we found this time portal you can use
>but our village is also being attacked by murderous robots
>daffy immediately jumps into the time portal
>uhh does this thing have an on button or something
>actually that's just a prop, it was only meant to give you a moral dilemma

>>80998266
TO SLICE UP SOME MECHANICAL ASS