Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese.

>>80997239
Disgusting oil

>>80997239

>just a grilled cheese

It's his boss using that kind of thinking that made him quit the restaurant in the first place.

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is this the toastkino thread?

>butter
>oil
pick one, you fat fag

>>80997239
>butter and oil
>fake cheese
where do I sign up to kill all normalfags

If i bought that many different varieties of cheese i'd probably have grilled cheese for every meal for a week or it would all go bad before I could touch it. How does shopping even work? fuck

>>80997239
That looks fucking delicious

>>80997324
>open face sandwich

>>80997479
It was probably about to expire at work so he brought it home. Just a perk of being a chef - all the expired food you can eat.

idk why but this webm annoys me

i just imagine some nu-male fedora tipping cuck picturing himself as some master chef and impressing some girl

just throw some pizza rolls in the oven like a normal man christ

>>80997574
i've never had a girlfriend but "throwing a pizza in the oven" sounds extremely pleby and I would dump anyone who did that

>>80997239
>It's just a (insert food here)
Did you get kicked off of /ck/ and decide to bring your bullshit here?

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>>80997574
a grilled cheese is more fancy, will be ready quicker and won't burn your mouth when you eat it so go fuck yourself.

>>80997618
pleb is patrician

get with the times kid

trying too hard's not a good look

also pizza =/= pizza rolls

>>80997479
cheese doesn't go bad if refrigerated...

>>80997239
stupid nigger plated it to move it to the cutting board? The fuck...

Also 5 different cheeses with a thick slice of sharp cheddar means you just made a grilled tillamook cheddar cheese.

>>80997734
>refrigerating your cheese
People do this?

>>80997791
I keep my cheese in an ice bucket. The fridge is for uncultured swine.

>>80997732
>Grilled cheese is trying too hard
I know what you mean man my roommate made a french toast the other night I almost killed him for being so tryhard

>>80997734
Depends on the cheese nigga. Swiss will stay for like a year but soft cheddar will turn green in about three days if you leave it out

>>80997849
if it's not pre-made it's tryhard

french toast is dope though so i wouldn't mind my roommate tryharding some up for me

>>80997841
murrica was a mistake

>>80998036
Murrica is a mistake, but that's actually in Mexico.

>white butter

Enjoy your cancerous flavoured oil.

>>80997841
this webm never fails to crack me up. what the fuck is this shit

>>80997239
isnt this the moment in the film where its revealed what hes going to do with his life, which is make grilled cheese?

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>>80997841
>Stoner food places that serve this kind of shit are popping up everywhere in my city
>$15 for a dorito seasoned cheeseburger with nachos as a topping

>>80998219

Yeah, he basically makes that grilled cheese for his kid, realizes he's happier making what he wants instead of what his retarded boss tells him to, and fucks off to do his own thing.

It's Favreau's less-than-subtle reflection on his time with Marvel. Hell, it's probably how he got RDJ and ScarJo to cameo in it.

>>80998205
It's the reason a wall is being built.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4it3aCarmg

>>80998269

>spend hundreds of dollars on weed
>complain about a 15 dollar cheeseburger

Bruh...

>>80998276

its like when you have never seen real food and then throw everything together you can find

>>80997390
>fake cheese
literally fall into a sharp rock
what makes you think that is garbage processed cheese?
It's obviously good quality aged cheeses

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>>80997841
JUST DUMP THE FUCKING BAG IN
WHY ARE YOU USING PRONGS

>>80998371
That's not far from the truth. It's prison food. They just mix together what they can get their hands on.
When a culture embraces criminality you get culinary abominations like this.

>>80997841
That's fucking terrifying

>>80998301
trying to logic a stoner?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL5sZIfs8YM

just look at this
he puts fucking jelly candy on it

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>>80997825
>ice bucket
>not keeping it in a humidity controlled cave in the Himalayas.

Fucking plebs, one and all.

>>80997841
What the fuck are they doing? I wanted to barf the entire time.

>>80997841

I feel... unwell.

>>80997239
Even the vapors from that will increase your cholesterol

>>80997239

it's not even a good grilled cheese

>>80997574
You got problems, m8.

>>80998036
What's it like to be obsessed with America everyday?

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>>80997574
It's this kind of thinking that give normal men a bad name

believe it or not a woman, or anyone with taste buds, would appreciate this

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CHEESE KINO

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>>80998525

>>80998617
raclette is so fucking good, pizza hut in paris has raclette pizza and it's the shit

>>80998513
TACO TACO TACO

QUESADILLA!

>>80998617
there is such a thing as too much cheese and that is it. And why the fuck is he serving them some of the rind? No one wants to eat that shit.

>>80997841
This is some fucked up shit man

>>80997841
That looks fucking delicious

>>80998617

allah akbar desu

>>80998706
>he doesnt eat the rind

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Does Gordon Ramsay approve?

>>80998752
Yeah that's a proper deep dish, I can see the Giordano's logo in the back. Ramsay would approve.

>>80998752
>MUH DEEP DISH

fucking chicago degenerates

>>80998752
Depends on if he ordered a casserole or not, because that's what that is

>>80998561
>everything looking normal
>get to the ketchup

WHAT

>>80997239
Favreau protip of the day:
>melt a half cup of butter in saucepan
>let simmer till warm
>pour over pack of cigarettes
>let butter infuse into filter and tobacco
>leave in refrigerator over night
>make sure they're fully dry before smoking

>>80997841
i dont know why but i always picture her as marie

https://youtu.be/xxCmb4Of44g

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>>80997574
Do you put the same amount of effort into everything else you do?

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>>80998613
>>80998588

looks like dogshit compared to some hot pockets or chicken strips or some candy or some shit

being good at cooking is some modern progressive liberal nu-male reddit meme shit, everyone already knows it's impressive. it's hip to be healthy nowadays, and you know what else is hip? capeshit. you're literally a pleb if you enjoy cooking. but i'm ahead of the curve and doing my own thing


literally no reason to not eat junk food if you're under 35 y/o

i eat like shit and i look great, you can do it as long as you lift a lot

this way you get the benefits of eating junk food (mainly not being a faggot) while still being attractive to women, who will respect that you stay true to yourself and your taste buds and eat objectively superior unhealthy food rather than trying to impress them or yourself

pic related is the average male who considers himself a chef

now ask yourselves: does this resemble you?

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>American "gastronomy"

>>80998561
them raw chicken

>>80998275

>the director of Iron Man 1 & 2 makes a "Fuck Marvel" movie and brings two of Marvel's biggest stars on board

I want to believe this, but Favreau seems like too nice of a guy. Plus, he still was in Iron Man 3 and will be in the next Spider-Man.

>>80997239
fkn pretentious nonsense.

>>80998617
Raclette is GOAT

>>80998946
Brits only eat toast bread. Then again brits are america lite.

>>80998617
Hnnnnngg

>>80997239
Disgusting. To think there are millions of people in America who actually eat something with this much cheese, and think its good.

Fuck, I hate fat people

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Today, Chef Ramsey meets the greatest challenge he's ever met. His name, is Jack. A true... kitchen nightmare.

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>eating bread
>eating dairy
>eating for taste in general

>>80998946
For me American cheese always meant solid bricks of cheddar and Colby-jack, but then I live in a major cheese producing region of the country so that stuff is actually pretty cheap here.

>>80998561
just fuck my microwave up

>>80997324
Lived in the Netherlands for a few yrs as a kid and can confirm that's delicious

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This is real food kino

>>80998525
>that orange stuff
>''''''cheese'''''
Lmao

>>80999130
i am upset

>>80999212
>rare chicken
Lmao

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>>80998752
>right, uh...two things...the parmesan's fresh, yeah?
>it's been aged
>wow. unbelievable. and do you make the crust thin or thick?
>thick, chef
>oh, for fuck's sake

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>>80997841
fucking love mexican cuisine

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>>80998752

>Chicago fags think their lasagna pie is real pizza.

>>80998933
>you're literally a pleb if you enjoy cooking

but lifting weights and eating McDonalds makes you what, a patrician?

>americans actually believe this
enjoy your (You)

>>80999212
I still don't understand how he's managed to avoid killing himself with this stuff.

>>80999212

Jesus Christ, I was just thinking about this fool the other day. Every new clip I see from his channel offends me to the core.

A piece of chicken is the least difficult meat to cook thoroughly.
How THE FUCK do you have a cooking channel and not know what you're doing on a fundamental level like this guy?

>>80999285
>touching food with bare hands and constantly wiping them on his jeans

niiiiice

>>80998933

Everyone falling for this bait so hard.

>>80998933
If you're over the age of 20 and don't know how to properly cook a steak you're basically gay and should just start sucking dicks on a daily basis.

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>>80997574

>>80998946
i had fancy cheese once, the kind with mold and shit in it. it tastes like a fucking sweaty scalp. you put your nose right up to someone's scalp and take a wiff? that's what it tastes like. can you cunts stop making disgusting moldy cheeses that taste like shit and stop pretending you enjoy them? don't fucking bullshit me and tell me you eat that sweaty gonad cheese and actually like it. no amount of acquiring a taste for it could ever make it taste good. your cheese is shit. port salut is fine, cheddar is fine, parmesan, etc, all those normal cheeses that normal humans with taste buds can eat are fine but then you get shit like roquefort which is LITERALLY filled with fucking mold. I don't care if it's safe to eat it tastes like SHIT. blah blah acquired taste, WHY BOTHER? why would i force these disgusting goopy turds into my mouth over and over just to enjoy the taste of FUCKING MOLD. fuck you europe. i hope the muslims rape and pillage you and destroy all your disgusting cheeses.

>>80997239
THESE ARNT KRAFT SINGLES DAD

REEEEEEEE

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>Be me
>Be broke
>Be American
>Eat a pound of ground pork with cheese on a potato every night
Is this food kino?

>>80999289
nah McDonalds isn't that good, a mcflurry sounds nice right now but i'd rather just get some frozen food from the grocery store

but ye fast food is cool

>>80997239
>Frying cheese on a grill
>It doesn't stick

What the fuck

>>80998617
sure, i guess ill take a bit of cheese on my potatoes.

oh. uh... thanks........

>>80999506
Do you not understand how oil works?

>>80999482
you need your veggies anon

>>80999482
I can tell from the pic that you need to add more seasoning.
Seasoning is your best friend when you're poor

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>>80999455
>the sticker

>>80999455
lol jesus christ the ride never ends with jack

>>80999360
you're the one who wants me to start blowing other dudes

you probably jacked off while typing that post you cock juggling reprobate

don't try to shoehorn me into your yaoi fantasies or you'll regret it, kid

>>80999507
How about some on your cold deli meat? Your chilled greens can use some molten cheese as well.

>>80999482
>be broke
>can afford to eat that much food every night
Being an American must be so great if this is how the desperately poor eat.

>>80999482

If dying from a heart attack in your mid-40's doesn't bother you, go for it man.

>>80999424
oh and i forgot to add the tomato niggers of italy have fucking maggot cheese which is just a testament to the absolutely suicidal nature of you braindead cunts. you constantly blow each other up for thousands of years and then when you're done you go eat maggot cheese and rotting fish and then you jump off a cliff because you unfortunately didn't successfully get yourself killed in all-out-euro-war-number-6-million

>>80999577
>>If dying from a heart attack in your mid-40's
Not him but that's my dream. Old enough to have done fun stuff, but not so old it's depressing just being alive.

>>80999360

If you cook at all instead of having your gf or some bitch cook for you then you're the faggot

suck a dick

>>80999569
Being poor here basically means you can't just go to a nice restaurant for most of your meals.

>>80999575
>that filename
lol, but surely this is some sort of peanut butter sauce of some sort?

>>80999599
Where I am from being poor means some days you skip meals and you have to make a loaf of bread last as long as you can, and cut the mold off it when it starts to turn. Nobody who eats like that would be called poor, in fact you would be considered well off.

>>80999628
Looks like corn starch around the edges. It's known to do that shit.

>>80999212
Now that's juicy.

>>80999661
OIL
NICE AND COLD

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>>80999689

>>80999661
>fills the cup to the brim with batter
>plops mess into a skillet full of cold oil
It's like he deliberately does every individual step wrong on purpose

>>80999424
you have strong cheese opinions, i would be friends with you, you're the kind of guy that i like when tere are girls around

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>american "cuisine"

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>>80999730
YOU HAVE TONGS, IMPLEMENTS DESIGNED FOR EXACTLY THE TASK YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO PERFORM AND YET YOU USE THEM LIKE SOME KIND OF AWKWARD SPATULA

WHAT THE FUCK

>>80999661
Why is the meat curved? Is he using a kielbasa?

>>80999628
No, the file name isn't a joke. That's actually what he did while making general tso's chicken.

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>>80997239
That'll kill your kid so quick
just give him a coke and a slice

>>80999769
You can't flip fish steak that large with tongs

>>80999749
This nigga never had barbecue. American cooking was perfected with barbecue. Nobody but vegans hates barbecue. I dare you to walk within 400 yards of somebody barbecuing and not have your mouth water.

>>80998419
Because you don't want to wash your hands every time you deal with doritos cheese dust.

>>80997734
yes it fucking does
are you fucking stupid

>>80997841
Get rid of all the bottled sauces near the end and I'm in.

>>80999871
they used the whole bag of doritos though

could just dump it in and then put the ramen in or dump it in around the ramen

no need to use hands or prongs

>>80999875
no it doesn't you retard, cheese is naturally antimicrobial

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>>80997239
FUCKIN' MOLTEN!!!!

>>80998617
I think I'm gonna cry that looks wonderful

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What currently airing cooking show do you watch?

>>80999455
>directed by gaspar noe

>>80998617
My arteries would just give up after eating this but it might be worth.

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>>80998617
And then there's this asshole who won't hold the hotdog the correct direction.

>>80999924
This is a Jack board now

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>>80999999

>>80999999
Why the fuck aren't people going crazy over this get?

What the fuck happened to you, /tv/?

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>>80999999

>>80999999
SIXTUPLETS CONFIRM

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>>80999999
FUCKJ

>>80999999
>>81000000
MODS!

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>>80999999

>>80999909
i've seen cheese go bad in the fridge all the fucking time

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>>80997239
>>80997282
why would you need the oil? Isn't that what the fucking butter is for?

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>>80999999
>>80999999
>>80999999

PRAISE

LET IT BE WRITTEN

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>>80999999
Damn son, have a qt for that get

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>>80999999
>>81000000
Jack wins again

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>>80999999
neo/tv/ confirmed for Ja/ck/ home now

>>81000082
mold =/= bad tho

>>81000097
I wouldn't mind if you faggots would just make some new content. It's the same 15 posted every time, day in and day out

>>81000080
i appreciate you hommeposter

>>81000117
u wot m8

>>81000104
What the fuck kind of device is that

God bless America

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>>81000131

>>81000104
Has Jack ever done anything halfway competently?

>>81000137
wait you really think that?

>>80997324
>elementary school
>staying night at friends house
>morning
>the mom asks if we want "fairy bread"
>what the fuck
>it's just bread with chocolate jimmies on it

>>81000110
Is this a parody channel?

Is this like Jackass, except under the guise of a cooking channel?

Please tell me it's fake.

>>81000097
I can see this 100 times and laugh every time. What a total fuck up.

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>>81000140
Jack is the king of badly using retarded kitchen gimmick tools

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>>81000162

its real and non-ironic

jack is top kino

>>81000157
unless it's part of the regular process for that particular food, mold is one of the ways food can go bad, yes.

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>>80999999

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>>80999337
Those germs improve your immune system. Eat something that fell on the floor sometime.

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>>80999999
/ck/ found a way

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>>80999999
>>80999999
>>80999999

>>81000162
>ja/ck/ass
it all fits

>>81000205
What on earth was he trying to make?

>>81000161
Your friend's mom is a dumb cunt fairy bread is made with rainbow sprinkles.

>>80999299

>pretentious food elitist doesn't get satire and comedy
Typical. Kill yourself.

>>81000249

HOW DOES HE FUCK THIS UP TOO

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>>81000222
for what purpose???

>>81000222
That is the memest knife I've ever seen and I own several from my stupid teenage years. And why the fuck does he not take 3 seconds to open the fucking packaging?

>>81000283
He could probably fuck up cereal and milk

>>81000191
>Cutting anything with the non serrated edge on a gimmick utensil
He's doing this on purpose.

>>80997239
Goddamn that looks good (even though it's heart attack fuel). I love grilled cheese and it's about the only thing I know how to make that doesn't involve the microwave or boiling noodles. I keep telling myself that I need to learn how to cook but never do.

>>81000288
What is he doing to that poor meat?

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>>80997841
>american '''''''''''cuisine'''''''''''

>>81000355
That's Mexico though

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>>81000298
>>81000334
of course he is. he wouldn't get any views if he showed a shred of competency
it's a gimmick, like larry the cable guy

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>it's a Jack loses a finger episode

>>81000288
is that a fillet knife?

>>81000364
>implying america is any better

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>>80999999

>>80999628
He made edible glue.

>>81000400
I just start laughing when he comes at it with those dumb ass bear claws

>>81000388
why the fuck

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>that classic setup/punchline
It's really masterful comedy

>>81000400
>burnt on the outside
>raw on the inside
wtf are you doing

>>81000324
>keeps dropping them in for a big splash
lmao

>>81000388
Why the fuck is he cutting off the end of a wooden spoon? Why use a kitchen knife for that? Why is he doing it at all?

>>81000438
>burnt on the outside
>raw on the inside
The Jack Special

>>81000058
Because it's fucking morning in Europe and Americans are sleeping.

>>81000370
I was going to ask for a quick rundown on these, but it appears Guy is a Bogbro

>>81000467
I've seen so many clips of Jack putting shit into cold oil so I have to wonder if his stove is just broken and that's why he can never preheat his pans.

>>81000324
jesus how can a man live this long when he is this retarded?

>>81000467
>cooking a steak in oil
>not having the pan NICE AND HOT
>slapping the steak on the pan in your direction

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brehs...

>>80999821
eating meat is literally supporting animal murder

>>81000388
>not including the part where he demolishes the ceramic knife

>>80997239
>Americans
>cooking

>>81000509
>meta data says "2 hours boiled eggs"
>they're still undercooked
HOW?

i refuse to believe this guy is for real, i demand proof that he is really this stupid and not just fucking around

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>>81000509

>>80999594
Your mom microwaving mini corndogs for you every night is the only bitch that will ever cook for you

>>81000509
This guy knows what he's doing

>>80997841
Jesus fucking Christ this is disgusting.

>>81000547
why not chop the potato in half and then use that thing?

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>>81000572
That's pretty specific. Was your dad a movie theater? You're really good at projecting.

>>81000545
thanks jack for contaminating all of that butter with your saliva.

>>80999215
Yeah American ''''''''''''cheese'''''''''''' is the funniest shit in the world.

>>80998752
How the fuck do you eat Chicago pizza? Like, with a knife and fork or a spoon or something?

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>>81000610

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>>80998690
>>80999065
That's not how you do raclette you fucks REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81000544
Vegetarian here. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the Ja/ck/ posting.

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>>80999949
underrated kek

>>81000429
fuck i had never heard of this jack bloke but fuck all these vids are actual pissas hahahaha

>>81000669
Is that supposed to be bacon? How do you fuck up bacon?

>>80999212
Cooked enough for me, looks nice and juicy the blood is just from a blood vessel.

>>80999587
Dude I have casu every time I can and it's delicious.
Grow some tastebuds.

>>81000602
>butter
that's cream cheese
a whole block of it

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>>81000580
Where did the myth that women are good cooks come from? Women can't do anything right, even in the kitchen.

>>80997574
This is bait.

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>>81000625
Please post more "American girls who can cook". That shit makes me so angry evey time, I need it to keep going.

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is this chop kino?

>>81000734
This is very cathartic after all those jack webms

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>mfw Americans think that buying premade cake mix and putting it in a mold is "cooking"

>>81000772
Baby shit over frozen battered fish?

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>>81000734
>>81000388
MODSSSS

>>81000734
Well this is a horrible way to chop onions or anything else, really. But it's not quite as bad as some of the other shit in this thread.

True kino coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>81000459
>>81000425
he does it test the knives and if a piece of metal chips off he decides it's not safe

>>81000772
>only one tendy

>>81000772

What in the fuck is that? Did she dump some algae into a blender or whats going on there?

>>81000772
>"honey, i made you some vomit"

>>80999424
you're crazy if you think I'm going to read this

this thread has motivated me to make myself some grilled cheese. considering how drunk I am right now this should be fun

>>81000804
>he does it test the knives
I don't even want to know the retarded line of thinking that led to this even being a thing.

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>>81000716
i, too, am enjoying the rage at these

>>81000388
>that file name
>that webm
I literally covered my eyes and felt extremely anxious like I haven't felt in months

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>>81000794
>those legs

>>80997841
What is this? I don't even know what I'm looking at.

Is it noodles from the cup? And what's the stuff she gets from that soup kettle? Some sort of pasta? And what the fuck are all those sauces she puts on?

Also love the fucking touch of lemon and lime juice she puts on for whatever reason. God damn.

>>81000544
who cares ya fucking vegan faggot

>>80997239
>american food

>>81000800
a classic

>>80999482
>layoffs mean my wife and I are unemployed at the same time
>have mortgage, car payments, etc
>have to cut back on the food costs
>find what meats are on sale
>pick up a large pork shoulder for 10 bucks. It's 8 lbs.
>crockpot that bitch
>Freeze half of it
>get 6 days of meat out of it
>use it for sandwhiches, tacos, and rice bowls
>buy a 10 lb bag of rice for 2 bucks
>go through maybe 1 lb by the end of the 6 days
>cook some potatoes on the days we have sandwhiches
>buy bulk carrots, not baby, not peeled, for roughly 12 cents a carrot
>cook them 4 different ways, eat them over the 6 days
>lunches consist of sandwhiches and chips, averaging out to about 35 cents a day per person
>entire meals for both of us for 6 days ends up costing about 23 bucks
>it's healthy, delicious, and quick to prepare

It's not hard. Just spend a little time thinking about what you can do with the cheap stuff.

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I'm out of jack webms, I'll post some Hannibal to leave you on a positive note

>>81000580
fuck me where's this from? I need it with sound

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>>81000864
>medium rare

>>81000841
>laygs get deleted
>ja/ck/ thread stays
We are entering a new age.

>>81000388
He's american

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>>81000873
>Americans consider buying individual carrots an admirable thing

>>81000687
enjoy your salmonella

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>>81000772
>she bit the frozen fishstick to see if she microwaved it long enough

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Everybody ITT: please never come to /ck/. You are the worst kind of board tourists and I hope you die

P.S. feel free to keep the jackposting here

>>81000873
>buy bulk carrots, not baby, not peeled, for roughly 12 cents a carrot

Doesn't everyone do this? I didn't even know you could buy peeled carrots.

>>81000821
Post pic of comfy grilled cheese, I want to make one too but I'm too lazy

>>81000936
>>81000786
Oh dudes come on, it's an actual fried piece of chicken.

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>>81000876

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>>81000947
As if I would go to /ck/ with my kino

>>80999212
>eating raw chicken

What the fuck was his problem?

>>81000998
>implying I haven't watched that movie

I forget the title.

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>>81000947

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>>81001023
eat drink man woman

please more hannibal cooking

>>81000864
This is actually a picture from a Japanese restaurant.

Apparently you can eat chicken like that if the chickens are meticulously raised to perfection.

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>be me 5 minutes ago
>trying to get comfy for cooking thread
>microwave some velveeta for pretzel cheese dip
>cheap plastic bowl melts and molds with velveeta cheese thats still half hard
>peel cheese off plastic with fingernails and skip pretzels

>>81000815
I'm so underweight I'm categorised as anorexic and not even I would get anywhere near full eating that. What the fuck.

>>80999999
I guess /tv/ is now /jack/

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>>80998561
>ketchup
>wait, add even MORE ketchup

>>80999821
man the 21st century is amazing

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>>80998561
>double dose of ketchup

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>>81000674
>>81000650
>>81000625
>>81000599

These are just joke pictures, right? Like the facebook/instagram version of ironic shitposting or some edited pictures? Surely people couldn't seriously think that level of cooking is an accomplishment.

>>80999083
Nope, huge variety of bread eaten here. Most people don't even get white sliced anymore. Also we have proper bakers in almost every town in the country.

>>81001209
only americans do

>>81000096
the oil prevents the butter to burn off too soon

that's why he put's more butter after the cheese, so the cheese can melt for more time without burning the bread

>>80999215
>>81000610
>what is cheddar?

>>81001252
>what is cheddar?
Literally babby's first cheese?
Does it EVEN count as cheese?

>>81001248
>burn off too soon
just put less cheese in it so it'll melt. don't let your kid die of betes

>>81001209
yeah

>>81001280
Why wouldn't it count as cheese?
What makes it "literally babby's first cheese"?

>>81001326
It's bland as fuck. It's the most vanilla cheese in the universe and is only acceptable in a hamburger.

>>81001280
He means it was cheddar in the cheesewich, only moms put american in those

>>81001350
don't be a cheese snob, they're worse than pizza snobs

>>81001365
>having taste
>being a snob
Too easy.

>>81001350
Gouda is blander.
A cheese being bland doesn't change it being a cheese.

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>>81001372
>can't appreciate mild
>claiming to have taste
i'll bet you think "vanilla" is plain

>it's a Jack brags about nearly choking his son to death in an autistic fit of rage episode

>>81001350
>he doesn't know about cheese aging

>>80997841
prison cuisine

>>81001434
You could age cheddar for a million years and it would still taste like cardboard.

>>81000840
oh fuck that actually looks good

>>81001403
Wot?

>>81000693
you're the one missing tastebuds. you've bombarded yourself with filth so much that you're desensitized. you're damaged. who did this to you?

>>81001350
>cheddar
>bland
>in a universe where shit like brie and pecarino exist

Just because it's popular doesn't mean it's bad, shitbird

>>81001494
reevaluate your life my man

>>80999284
lmao you really nailed it

>>81001470
that's either a defect with your taste buds or your brain, lad