What would've happened if Leon lived?
>>80996737
spoilers plz m8, I haven't seen it
>>80996737
He would have knocked her up almost immediately afterwards. The mouth of her womb would have clamped down on his dick like that thing from Alien too after all that had happened.
>>80996737
Matilda would've gotten her hymen destroyed with that potted plant.
>>80996737
As much as I don't want to admit it, yeah, probably: >>80996797
>>80996809
>>80997218
fake and gay
Finishing her assassin training.
>>80997218
Fag
>>80997218
>>80997218
eat a sack of dicks, faggot.
>>80997218
This is a "reply to this post or your mom dies" image,
DO NOT OPEN IT.
>>80996835
>me in her arms
>>80996737
He would have found a job in this nice Continental hotel.
>>80997218
fuck you
>>80997218
hi
>>80997218
noice one
>>80997218
killed my hard on desu
>>80996737/It really made no goddamn sense the way that movie ended and this pisses me off. So Leon, a certified badass that can do the impossible consistently against insurmountable odds as shown in the opening scene, is relatively completely unprepared for Gary Oldman. I mean STUPIDLY unprepared.
So he walks into a police station after having murdered corrupt-as-hell Gary Oldman's right hand man and punches two cops before going up to Gary Oldman's office and killing his two remaining compadres. Then he just takes Mathilda home and says "fuck it lets cuddle" instead of either fleeing or setting up a way to actually win or killing Gary Oldman before he gets SWAT together or at the very least having an escape route for himself too.
Nope. Imma cuddle and sleep in and then when Mathilda gets captured Imma go out in a blaze of glory and hopefully the rpg they launch into the room doesn't kill me yolo.
Fuck this gay ass earth
>>80997218
jokes on you im still hard
>>80996791
Fuck you, it's an old movie and you are not a newborn since you can type and shit. Go fucking watch it and don't whine. After 2 weeks of release it's fair fucking game.
>>80997538
I really would have liked to see that.
If by some miracle this film got a sequel someday I hope it would be "Mathilda: The Professional" and would feature her falling in love with a young boy.
>>81003053
Especially old movies and classics shouldn't be spoilt you Idiot
There are always People Who haven't Seen it, but want to
BECAUSE IT'S A CLASSIC
this
>>81003054
The only rule 63 remake I would see. We need more MOMMY kino.
>>81003741
>MOMMY kino
What even is there already? Only God Forgives?
>>81003460
Oh my
>>81004147
Womb
>>81003460
omg shes gonna burst
Hang on.
>>81003460
purest kino