stop being fat

Make me nigger

>>80992457
Why would you want to be a nigger?

>>80992626
cause niggers have big dicks

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I tried to stay skinny doc, but I went into starvation mode and ended up gaining weight instead. Your 5 calorie a day diet just doesn't work.

>>80992626
To pleasure white women with BBC and spread the black seed they crave

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>>80992664
>>80992730
son, i am disappoint

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>>80992718

doc our car broke down

so we had to order out

>>80992438
Why do they make these whales go on a pilgrimage to Texas? It just adds unnecessary stress and how the hell are they supposed to stay on their diets if everyone is stressed out finding work and a place to live. It's called Skype, Dr. Now.

>>80992848
>It's called Skype, Dr. Now.

Since when can you do an operation on skype?

Fine, I'll just make others fat

>>80992438
Right, Now?

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>>80992718
>tfw just dropped out of school because depression and failing grades
>see this
>feel slightly less suicidal because at least I'm not him

>making a diet plan for someone that is 60% bedsore

>>80992438
You first

>>80992879
>doesn't know about skype surgery

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>Michael episode
>Based chicano gets thinner and thinner while his bitchy wife got fatter and fatter

By the end of the episode he lost 300 pounds and his wife gained 300 pounds. She complained that he had too much energy now. lol what a cunt

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>>80992718

Dinner time, James

>>80992718

>you GAINED 140 lbs. you would have had to eat nearly 10,000 calories a day.

im actually impressed his gf didn't notice

>>80992777
WTF is that

like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>80993336

ONE EGGROLL?!

>>80993336
its healthy because its fried :D

>>80993437
glitch in some baseball game

>>80993095
Shouldn't really compare yourself to the bottom 1% anon.

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>when Lisa brings home the chinese food and james gleefully exclaims "foooooood!"

>>80993380
>Didnt notice
She feeds him, of course she did. They were lying

why does his girlfriend act like it can't be helped when she's the one that brings him food? she's killing him.

Can they not just get lyposuction or something

>>80993612
Because she herself is also mentally ill. One is a selfish, fat, waste of space, the other is an enabler who gets off on being wanted.

>>80993664
pls stop posting that webm, it triggers me every time

>>80993664
What is even the point of blurring his ass? Could it really be any worse than what isn't being blurred?

>>80992438
>>80993380
>I read these in his voice

>>80992848
But remember when Lupe almost died on her road trip? Shit was so cash!

>>80993842
at some point a producer had a long conversation with standards as to what counts as an ass crack. just think about that.

>>80992718
>starvation mode
not a real thing

>>80992879
But the first meeting never goes directly to operation.

It's either
>You are in serious risk of dying right now from a blood clot or heart attack. I'm going to have to admit you to the hospital immediately. Please drive to that building over there.
or
>You have to get a handle on your over eating. I want you to lose 50 lbs in the next month. Here is a folder and inside you will find a diet plan.

He could really tell them to lose 50 lbs over Skype.

>>80993254
If there's a M6CPL drinking game there would definitely be a "Take a drink if you see a shot of the family and you can't tell who the bariatric patient is going to be"

Also when Olivia got thinner than her sister Olga but was still quite obese was sad and funny at the same time.

Poor James. He had Chinese that one time because their car was broken, so they couldn't buy healthy food. That's why he gained 150 pounds.

>>80994126
>He had Chinese that one time because their car was broken, so they couldn't buy healthy food.

>couldn't afford to fix the car
>so she orders over 10k calories worth of fast food a day

MIND BOGGLING

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What does /tv/ eat for pre-breakfast?

>>80994198
She was trying to kill him, no doubt. I really have that feeling I think she wanted him out of her life fast and killing him with food was the low key way to go

>>80992438
Mods hate him!

>>80994299

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-DRWu1LpA&t

Especially the one from /sp/

>>80994198
Fun Fact.
My sister and her boyfriend would spend $1,500 a month on fast food. I added it up by reading her bank statement.
That's just her money though. It would be probably $2,000+ total If I could have checked his statement.

And they were only about 300lbs each.
Now imagine the kind of money it takes for James to maintain, and GAIN weight.

>>80993650
no they would bleed to death lipo could never remove that huge amount of fat at once

>>80994198
He spent his fathers money on that food by the way. The money his father got for refinancing his home.

Makes you think.

>these people physical can not be buried in a coffin
do crematories charge per person or by weight?

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>>80994344
>My sister and her boyfriend would spend $1,500 a month on fast food

When I first read that I thought "no fucking way" but doing the math if they ate fast food for every meal three meals a day that's about $8.50 a person per meal so yeah I can see it.

Jesus christ, I feel like a 1% shitlord when I spend $500 a month on groceries for me and my bf.

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>>80994382

Some won't take them.

>>80994272
Sounds like 1/3rd of my daily calorie intake

>>80993650

>Can they not just get lyposuction or something

What would be the point? They'd just get fat again

>>80994411
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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>>80994382
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786560/Crematorium-set-ablaze-800lb-body-created-flames-caused-ceiling-catch-fire.html

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>>80994411

>me and my bf

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>>80994382
>Dead obese woman had so much body fat she set the building on fire
These men are covered in fat.

>>80994272

>pre breakfast

fucking hell

>>80994424
>When you're so fat that Austrians can't safely put you in an oven

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>>80994411
Yep. I kept wondering why she was always broke, so I checked her finances.

>mfw

>>80993946
>starvation mode
>not a real thing
Dude, when I went to gym first time I was afraid I could gain too much muscular mass. People's stupidity and ignorance are fascinating things.
This fat guy probably was afraid that with doc's diet he will activate starvation mode and gain more weight, so HE DID THE OPPOSITE TO PREVENT IT. It's a twisted logic, but from his point of view it probably made sense.

>>80994424
>>80994382
Gilbert Grape got it right

/fatcunt/ here

I'm onto a fucking miracle, I am. Metformin. 2,000mg per day of it. All it took was being diagnosed with fucking diabetes late last year. That motherfucker suppresses appetite more than fucking meth, man. In the 3 weeks since starting it, I've dropped 5kg (11lbs) from my 140kg (308lbs) without doing a single fucking iota of exercise or changing my diet.

Did I mention suppressing appetite? Looking at pizzas and fast food makes me feel uneasy now, and in the 30 hours since I ate a small bowl of cereal, I haven't had a fucking urge to eat anything else. I drink a fucktonne of water, though. Holy shit.

Go to your doctor today and see if you have diabetes. Remember. Metformin. Holy shit.

>>80993095
At least you can take some time to collect yourself. See a doctor about the depression. Do what you gotta. You've got time. You can bounce back if you take care f yourself and work for it.

Meanwhile, this dude isn't going to be able to unfuck himself. He's too far gone.

>tfw took up smoking again to deal with the stress of not being able to eat as much as i used to

fucking losing weight is gonna kill me lads

>>80994677

Take up exercising. If you feel like you need to be doing something I get that, I got an exercise bike. You feel that urge you hope on the bike and go for 10 or 15 minutes until you're too out of breath to eat or smoke.

>>80994677
just stop eating you pathetic fuck

that's all it takes. Jesus Christ.

>>80994714
i do exercise of course. food was the only joy i had left and now it's gone (that is the real unhealthy shit that i would consume non stop just to feel good)

>>80994272
>>80994499
Im not even hungry that time of day, most I ever eat is either a dry waffle, a belvita breakfast biscuit, or peanut butter on a single slice of toast. Eggs, bacon, hash browns, pancakes? Not really my thing, unless I get invited to a dinner or something

>>80994574
how old are you?

>>80994677
Drink coffee instead.
Or kill yourself now because smoking has horrible effects on you if you live to be a senior citizen.
Go hang out with old people who smoked too much.
It's absolutely horrible.

>>80994574
I'm sorry to hear you have diabetes anon. That must be beyond awful.

Good to read that you're turning things around.

>you delusional fat fuck
This lil nigga is based.

>>80994722
i mean i'm down 80lbs since last year, but my mind is weakening

>>80994733
Find a hobby. A lot of people are fat because they have nothing to do, so they kill time with preparing/eating food. All the fat tumblretes love to cook.

>>80994777
What are you now? Height/weight?

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>>80994741
40.

>>80994766
Nah mate, it's all my own fucking fault. I broke my back two years ago in a work accident, became a depressed crybaby over it, ate a shittonne of ice cream and played World of Warcraft and didn't put any plans into action. No one but myself to blame

>>80994747
>Drink coffee
You might want to add "not the starbucks iced coffee". I suppose one hot mocha is fine, if that. But that iced shit is packed with sugar. Tried one once, felt like I was getting diabeetus

>>80994541
what happened in the gym

>>80994837
>Nah mate, it's all my own fucking fault.

Well I didn't say it wasn't. However we all have moments of weakness. Everyone deserves a second chance and it's good to see that you're trying.

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>>80994768

THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Ki4IzBZjg

>>80994876
Starbucks coffee is insanely expensive.

Dr now is fat

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>>80994923
Cheers, mate!

>>80994938
poor gal, she's seen / had to do more shit than most war veterans

>>80994913
Surprisingly, it turned out what you don't gain much muscles just because you go to a gym and work with gym apparatuses few times a week.

>>80995051
he's a foreigner living in texas what do you expect

>>80994876
Black coffee, my son.

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>>80992848
Whales migrate to breeding grounds, loosing weight in the process.

>>80994768
You gotta wonder can these people even find the last remaining nub of penis protruding from the fat?

>>80994299
Researchers from Cambridge have discovered a shocking weight loss technique THEY don't want you to know about!!!

>>80994588
>>80994588
I already am bro. I got put on Zoloft but it doesn't work all the time. At least I don't have anxiety anymore. The feeling of hopelessness and crushing anguish is still there though. Been like this for almost half a year now. I can't fucking do this anymore. Everyone is putting so much pressure on me to just snap out of it. I wish I had the courage to kill myself.

>>80994541
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE DIET IS EVIL!

>>80995615
Well then you are fat

>>80995051
hes also old though, most old people develop that kind of gut. My grandfather is healthy as a horse and has that old man gut

>>80995615
You only have one point of view because you're too fat to even move. Thank god we even placed the television in front of you

>>80994541
>afraid I could gain too much muscular mass
Kek, I encounter this all the time with people

Like you think you're gonna pick a weight off the rack and see Schwarzenegger in the mirror? No one gets ripped by accident

>>80995615
Luke, did I ever tell you about Dr. Nowzaradan?

>>80995161
war veterans
>maybe shoot at someone
>see a few corpses
>make friends
>come home with stories for a lifetime

her
>watch someone killing himself slowly
>have what amounts to 10 dead bodies stitched together in your fucking living room and you have to see it and smell it all day
>lose friends because you need to feed it
>watch this unfold and still keep overeating

>>80996511
If you don't want an 800 lb man in your living room bring him less food.

>>80994876
That's not coffee

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>>80992718
>>80992819
>>80993664
>>80994768
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST PUT AN NG TUBE IN AND GIVE HIM VITAL 1.5 @150ML/HR AND GIVE HIM THIAMINE/MUTLIVITAMIN/PEPCID THROUGH THE FUCKING TUBE FOR 12 MONTHS, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>>80993380
They were lying

Obviously he followed doctor's recommandation for like 2 days and then threw a tantrum and shitted himself if his wife doesn't ordered food

WHY DOES HE HAVE A GF

HE'S THE FUCKING AVATAR OF NURGLE

>>80996653
or just let it die

>>80994411
Bananas are truly the GOAT fruit

>>80996796

Bananas are trash fruit. Oh boy it's high in this micro-nutrient that doe shit all for you!

>>80994272
Oh yeah this one post in bbwchan

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>>80993463
I gave you two, James.

>>80996653
>gon give me just 1 lil vitamin?

>>80996511
the people around james, mainly his father and daughter had cinematic developement

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>>80996861
LMAO 2ROLL!

>>80996820
Fruit in general isn't good for you. Is it better than a bowl of gummy bears? Yeah but you're still eating a ton of sugar under the guise it's """""""""""""healthy""""""""""""

Vegetables are the real power food

>>80996861
s'only one and half baby

>>80992718
why do you keep making threads about this horrible fatass? These fat shows are nothing new, theyve been around for a decade

>>80994574
I see you're enjoying the copious diarrhea.

>>80997134
I eat strawberries.

>>80997175
No one man decides what becomes a meme, son

>>80997175
He's a big guy

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>>80996664

Daily reminder that in 2 days we get to see them spill Steve out of a golf cart.
That's right everyone: after 5 seasons of precariously carrying 600+lb hambeasts they finally drop one

>>80994677
you need to replace bad habits with good ones, not trade one for another
retard

Why are 4/5 people on this show women?

>>80997326
Men probably die before they hit 600+
Or they're less likely to want the attention of a TV show
Or they're less likely to seek treatment with Dr. Now

>mfw i never eat fast food
>but I eat 300g of sugar from fruits and soda everyday
>always eat protein with it to ensure stable glycemic response
>fit as fuck

The sugar jew angers me especially when fat fucks on 4chan try to imply eating anything with sugar gives you diabetes when it's actually all that fat you fat fucks ingest that hinders your pancreas and liver to produce insulin. Doesn't help that you hear the sugar jew in the mainstream constantly, all based on fraudulous studies.

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>>80997387

>>80997387
You'd be fitter and have a lower bodyfat% if you didn't drink soda

Fruits is a meme though, there's nothing wrong with eating ripe produce

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Did the show encourage this costume choice or does Edgar have no sense of irony?

>>80994768
James looks like a raw chicken

>>80997439
Too much fruit is still bad. It's loaded with fructose which the body doesn't handle well. Steve Jobs actually died because of eating nothing but fruit. It killed his pancreas.

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>>80997161
Look behind it, James!

>>80997474
>nothing but fruit
Yeah no shit. He also drank smoothies which is worse because it takes out all the roughage

But if you ate fruit as a snack it'd be better than practically anything else except nuts

>>80997315
This season is pulling all the stops

>>80997484
oh

>>80994994
>manlets
not even once

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>>80994411
>buying off brands

>>80997439

Literally false m8. I can't copy paste links right now but google it they fed rats with coca cola in unrestricted amount and they never gained weight contrary to expectations. Your body processes pure sugar way more efficiently than starch.

Btw my bodyfat% is extremely low, I weight 122lbs at 5'7.

>>80997529
Vegetables are still preferable to fruit. Less sugar, more vitamins, more fiber. Fruits are overrated for nutrition. Take the orange vitamin C myth. Potatoes have more vitamin C than oranges.

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>>80997640
>5'7
It's not your fault

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>>80997640
>5'7" 122 lbs

>>80994502
I knew the Jews were behind this somehow

>>80994272
>>80996827
She's one of the hottest fatties out there and she gets off on getting fatter/being fat.

Its funny, at one point she said she was going to get fit and join the airforce then all talk of that disappeared after about two months and she turned to doing softcore fetish porn

>>80997679

Vegetables are pretty much useless when things like lamb liver exists. And fiber feeds gut bacteria leading to endotoxin-related issues. But keep eating your salad fat fuck.

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>>80995556
Maybe you feel hopeless because you aren't fulfilling yourself and your needs, and no I'm not talking sexually.
You need to have goals for things. You need to always be working on a project or something. Trust me. I've been suffering with depression for years and I never once have taken medication for it (non-recreationally).
There was a time where I was NEET for about 6 months or a year, and boy oh boy, that shit made me feel fucking AWFUL.
Here's the thing, I didn't feel bad while I was a NEET. When I started working again and started doing shit again, I was overcome with a huge amount on anxiety just from being in my mom's house where I was mooching and doing nothing for a year.

Thinking back on that time in my life made me mad at myself, as well as disappointed, and a bunch of other emotions. Tie that in with crippling depression and it does not for a good soup make. So many days spent just laying in bed, feeling completely empty.

The secret is that YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. You can sit and cry and feel sorry for yourself all day, and lord knows I've spent years of my life doing that.

Once I started getting involved in music again and started picking up new hobbies I noticed that I couldn't even focus on my depression, save for that time of the night where I would retire to my bed, alone once again.

I'm telling you that I've been through this shit, man. I had absolutely zero self-confidence and thought about suicide very frequently. Thankfully I never went through with it, or even tried it.
It's easy to kill yourself, but surprise! Almost everything worth doing in life is difficult. That includes having healthy self-esteem, growing as a person, and being happy with yourself. It is something that you have to work on every single day. You have to consciously and actively monitor your thoughts and stop yourself from thinking all that bullshit that you really believe right now.

Exercising also helps me a bunch.

>>80997640
I'm reading the abstract of the study you mentioned. The rats didn't only eat Coca Cola they also ate Purina chow and they did gain weight. The abstract says the didn't gain "excess" weight. And it's only one study that has never been repeated so it's of limited value considering the other overwhelming evidence that sugar makes people more obese.

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>>80993095
Bro I'm a lazy fuckup who failed school twice, dropped out for a year, and has changed their major about four times. I failed two classes this semester but I'm still in school, still employed, and after talking to my advisor, my academics are still ok for the future. If I can be this retarded and still fumble my way into the next year, I know that there's always another chance or another option. Do it for your not for your family. You've only lost once you're dead.

>>80997840
Liver is a stupid thing to eat. You can't replace phytonutrients with liver. There are literally tens of thousands of phytronutrients only found in plants that can't be found in animals. Also eating liver is known to lead to toxicity of fat soluable vitamins. Eating lots of liver can sometimes even result in death.

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>>80994411
>me and my bf.

>>80997698

Nigga I look like Zac Efron, it's all good my insecure lanklet. :)

>>80997640
>fit as fuck
Nigga I'm 5'7 and 120. You aint fit as fuck, you are still a skellington.

>work with a smelly, morbidly obese (I'm estimating 400~ pounds), gay and aspiring tranny theater major
>says he "runs" a mile every morning and "diets"
>eats eggrolls every lunch and consumes 3 V8 energy drinks and a Frappuchino

Apparently the dude used to stink even more, one of my coworkers theorized it was because he couldn't wipe his ass. Regardless, this is the fatty mindset - lying to yourself is much easier than actually losing weight

>>80997922
>responding at all
It gets better

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Steven Assanti on wednesday. Prepair yourself for kino, /tv/

>>80997954
Super fatties smell because of the folds of fat. Their whole body is basically an armpit that holds in stinky sweat and can't be cleaned because they can't reach it all.

>>80997973
Now that's one whale that really needs to be harpooned.

>>80997973
He gets spilled onto the ground and then screams and cries for 20 minutes.

His dad also spergs out

https://youtu.be/V5Q0yuwx-zM?t=3m25s

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>>80997640
There is literally no such thing as an essential sugar. Your body does not need sugar whatsoever.

>>80997909

>liver is so packed with vitamins you can die from a vitamin overdose
>so its unhealthy

Do you realize how stupid you sound, you're not meant to eat kgs of it. It's still the most nutritious food on Earth. You could apply your dumb ass logic to anything healthy that becomes unhealthy in absurd amounts.

Those phytonutrients are mostly estrogenic in nature, theyll make you age like all vegans age and probably fuck up your hair. Enjoy.

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It weird, I'm a fat fetishist and the thought of being fattened to the state of complete or even bordering immobility is fucking scary to me.

Like think if we were invaded by aliens that just wanted to fucking eat humans - you fatten someone to 500+ pounds and they're not going anywhere easily without a considerable amount of help, so they can't escape themselves or be rescued en mass for like a whole town or something

Are there any historical examples of fattening used as a means of debilitation?

>>80997973
healthy at every size :)

>>80998142
>he thinks all forms of estrogen are the same

>>80997846
Thanks anon, I needed to read this.

>>80998144
>historical examples
There are none. Only recently has food become so abundant that obesity is a problem, even than that's only for a small population.

The only thing I can think of is in the animal kingdom. Some hive insects fatten their queens to the point of immobility but they rely on her for survival so that doesn't really count

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>>80998142
200g of liver has

>enough iron to cause pemanent kidney damage
>enough vitamin A to cause carotene blindness
>enough zinc to cause total nail collapse
>enough magnesium to cause spontaneous combustion
>enough cholesterol to cause rapid onset obesity
>enough Vitamin B-12 to cause 'skip to 12 poisoning'

Not to mention that animal liver tricks the body into thinking you are eating human liver and can cause Kuru. Also, onions contain toxins that are activated by the micronutrient profile of liver so liver and onions is a toxic meal.

200g is nothing too. Nobody who eats liver is healthy

>>80998142
No, you're stupid. There is a huge different between water and fat soluble vitamins. Water soluble vitamins in excess are easily processed by the kidneys. Any excess is just secreted. The same is not true of fat soluble vitamins. They build up in fat tissue until they reach toxic levels. Your skin can literally fall off your body from having too much fat soluble vitamin A from liver in your body.

>Hypervitaminosis A refers to the toxic effects of ingesting too much preformed vitamin A. Symptoms arise as a result of altered bone metabolism and altered metabolism of other fat-soluble vitamins. Hypervitaminosis A is believed to have occurred in early humans, and the problem has persisted throughout human history.

>Toxicity results from ingesting too much preformed vitamin A from foods (such as fish or animal liver), supplements, or prescription medications and can be prevented by ingesting no more than the recommended daily amount.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypervitaminosis_A

>>80994272
A banana

I'm not a morning person so I'm typically in a rush and not really into eating. Plus human beings aren't really designed with breakfast in mind.

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>>80992438
Can we just like put the fatties in a medically induced coma and then wake them up when they're thin?

>>80998121

Nice reading comprehension bud, must be the lack of glucose to your brain. Also it's a non-argument, your body can adapt to using fat for energy but sugar is way more efficient at creating it. In the end you need energy no matter the source, sugar just happens to be the optimal way unless your goal is to starving off a cancer from energy which is done by starving off your whole system so you'll be functioning unoptimally.

>>80998121
>this post

/tv/ gets stupider every year.

>>80998286
Can confirm. I saw a man in a restaurant demand liver and when they begrudgingly served him he started foaming at the mouth and he ended up dying withing 15 minutes of congestive heart failure and brain damage due to prions

When the chef came out and said "I told you so" to his family everyone aplauded

>>80998286
No one who eats liver is an adjusted, successful member of society.

50 push-ups, squats and bicycle crunches 5x a week
keep it up for 3 months and you go from pathetic to almost doing fine

>>80998386
>do 05 pushups
>collapse

>>80998346
>>80998121
He's right though. Your body can survive with zero sugar. Your body adapts to consume ketones as fuel in the absence of sugars or carbohydrates. It's actually preferable in some ways. It provides longer lasting sustainable energy and is even an effective treatment for people with chronic seizures.

>>80998286

>doesnt have betacarotene but can cause carotene blindness
>nobody that eats liver is healthy

I'm fucking done. Kys you dishonest piece of shit.

>>80998386
Wouldn't I just end up with a big ass from all those squats

>>80998459
>enough cholesterol to cause rapid onset obesity
If you'd read just a little further you wouldn't have fallen for obvious bait

>>80994116
aw man, i'm going to find one of these

>>80998008
Why don't they wash themselves with a rag on a stick?

>>80997909
>There are literally tens of thousands of phytronutrients only found in plants that can't be found in animals.
Which ones?

>>80993254
Was his wife moderately attractive? Weight gain is my fetish

>>80998286

What the fuck, people take zinc and magnesium supplements in way larger doses and litterally nothing happens. Studies prove it. Vit A megadoses are used to treat diseases. Why do you lie so much?

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>>80998260
No problem, bro.
I wanted to make it clear that I have fought through this bullshit, and I'm still fighting every day.
there are days where my depression fuckin slams me into the ground. When that happens to me, I try to go for a run, or skateboard, or something physical that will literally distract me from my depression as well as tire me out, because I can't lay in bed wallowing in self-pity if I'm too tired to stay awake for more than 5 minutes after I lay down.
Even just going to the park and wondering around helps me a lot.

Like I said, it is an every day process. Change takes time. Don't let anyone rush you. Life isn't a fucking race. What matters the most is that you enjoy your life, because you will never get this chance again (as far as we know).
Fuck everyone.
They can't live your life for you.
Only you can do that.

>>80998008
Honestly don't find this to be true. I have a fat gf who takes very good care of herself (minus being fat obviously but I don't care cuz muh fetish) and smells just fine. I think a lot of it has to do with what they eat, because fatties who eat a lot of greasy shit smell straight nasty while my gf mostly got fat from sweets so I don't really notice and smell

>>80998616
All of them? Phytonutrients are plant nutrients.

>More than 25,000 phytonutrients are found in plant foods.
>Carotenoids
>Ellagic acid
>Flavonoids
>Resveratrol
>Glucosinolates
>Phytoestrogens

>>80998640
Large amounts of zinc will fuck up your stomach and kidneys.

The thing with Zinc is that the human body is very inefficient at absorbing it. That's why I take zinc picolinate, because it actually allows the body to absorb more

>>80993664
I always think this image is some guy reluctantly getting pussy in his face at first.

>>80998695
>All of them? Phytonutrients are plant nutrients.
And animals eat plants.

You're that retard from the keto thread in /ck/, aren't you? Did you start the muh beans shit in here as well?

>>80994344
Like a nigga a mcpick2 is 3 bucks how?

>>80998640
Not all zinc is created equal. A lot of vitamins can't be absorbed by the body without other vitamins and minerals. For example magnesium, you can't absorb it all without calcium. With no calcium you'll just piss out all the magnesium.

As for megadoses of vitamin A. That only happens short term in cases of extreme deficiency. Normal people are not deficient in vitamin A. The negative effects of vitamin a toxicity occur long term. We're talking weeks of consuming too much vitamin A without a break. The worst cases in the medical literature happened in extreme survival situations where starving people were eating tons of bear and dog liver because there were no other options. These people most often died within a few weeks.

OW MY LEG

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>>80994411
You're literally getting like, a quarter the calories, with the healthy option.

Poor people aren't fat because they're stupid and greedy, they're stupid and greedy and fat because they're poor.

Go back 80 years and the only fat people were wealthy.

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>>80994424
>covered in burnt grease
>people grease

Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss

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>>80993842
From what I can tell, it does look horrific

>>80994768
the guy's so fat he pancaked a nubbin growth on his ass

>>80992718
This guy literally has the voice of a cartoon hillbilly.

>>80998921
that's because people use to have to actually work for every calorie they ate and couldnt just lie in bed all day getting food delivered to them unless they were royalty

>>80999259
No, it's because the food economy has disproportionally shifted towards calorie dense, low nutrient, high sugar, low cost foods.

To the point you need to pay a premium on products that don't have added sugar.

>>80994574

I tried an appetite suppressant that was 100% all natural (not a drug) imported from mexico. It was made of vinegar plus a bunch of plant extracts.

Drinking a tiny vial of it would take away your hunger for about 12 hours but the problem was it was pretty expensive. Eventually I stopped taking it and regained all the weight and then some.

Appetite suppressants can help but without habit change it will not create permanent results.

>>80993095
>I've gained 80 pounds over the last 8 years because of my depression
>didn't really changed what I was eating it's just I sat around/was in bed most of the day instead of working 12 hour doing construction 5-6 days a week
>weighed 250 at my heaviest
>see this
>can't let let this happen to me, been trying to lose some weight, have gotten down to 235-ish

>>80997387

soda is horrible

but fruit sugar is not as bad because it's mixed with fiber

>or at least that's what the fatties at /fit/ say as an excuse to eat fruit

>>80999341
suure there buddy keep telling yourself that

>>80999341
>To the point you need to pay a premium on products that don't have added sugar
How much added sugar is there in frozen veggies or rice or beans?

>>80999450
If you want fiber, eat a salad

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>>80995556
>put on Zoloft

He's done.

>>80998286
>Not to mention that animal liver tricks the body into thinking you are eating human liver and can cause Kuru.
A bit too far, anon.
But good effort nonetheless

>>80993664
MuhLegs™ Mayonnaise

>>80993437
A founder

>>80998329

At first you sounded like you knew what you were talking about but at the end it sounded like herbologist mumbo jumbo bullshit.

>>80994429

I don't know what your diet is like but those danises are like 600 cal each and the soda is at least another 600. 1800 calories, gone like so many tears in the rain.

Rate my breakfast lads

3 eggs
1 cup egg whites
2 oz turkey breast
30 cheddar
1 cup spinach

1 cup yogurt
1 banana

>>80993664
Dude, what the fuck? Seriously, what the fuck?

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>>81003134
>30 cheddar

>>80994411
24 cans of coke is not 5.19

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tfw there is literally nothing i can do to cut calories because I'm alcoholic

>>81003807

On the contrary, your weight is entirely caused by alcohol and all you have to do is cut it out and you will drastically lose weight, even if you only just skip a few days of drinking. I fucking love drinking so I feel ya, but I find that losing weight and cutting down on drinking are great co-motivators.

>>80994272
I did intermittent fasting for a while and my body got used to it, I usually forget to eat anything at all until about 4 or 5pm, then wait for dinner.

>>81003737
i've been to hawaii anon and we went to walmart to laugh at poor people and coke is cheaper than petrol over there

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Hey Laaysah,

My name is James, and I ate every single type of ewe. All of you are weak, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day moving around and contributing to society. You are everything beta in the world. Honestly, have you even got me a second eggroll? I mean, I guess it’s fun making food for people because of your own inferiority, but you enable it to a whole new level. This is even better than jerky served with pitches of gravy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best potpie. I’m pretty much an emperor. I have a team of servants to clean my lower body, and daddy who’ll pay for me to get treatment. What do you have to look forward to, other than “eat chacken and fesh every night”? I also get disability neetbux, and have a banging hot daughter (She just washed me; Shit was ALL over my gash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my dish

why doesn't the doctor just tell him to kill himself?

>>80992664
literally 100% unironically a jewish lie

Why even keep these people alive? If you're too fat to walk, you should be euthanized tbqh. Not even edgy.

>>80993095
Take St. John's Wort (available in pill form at most markets) for depression. Works about the same as prescribed antidepressants.
Also take a zinc supplement, will help with how depression lowers testosterone levels.

>>81004037
He does

>>80998327
No, because then they'd just relapse and never learn to change their habits.

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>>81004082
i wish euthanasia was more widely accepted,

>>80999818
Rice and beans can make you fat as fuck.

>>81004156
than kill yourself

>>81003807
anon pls cant you at least have low calorie booze like vodka seltzers. Your choice is literally cut out all those drinks or skip 1 and a half meals and we both know which one is the right choice

>>81004275
It's harder than it seems

>>81003807
>drinks sugar water
>claims to be alcoholic

fuck off reddit.

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>>80998759
lol can't unsee

>>80996861
oh

>guy can't move
>he still gains weight

literally 100% the family's fault, you could easily just give him lesser calories. what's he going to do if he gets mad? yell?

>you motherfucker give me the egg roll reeee I'll kick your ass
>I guess you'll have to lose some weight to get up and attack me, see you in 200lbs lost :^)

I haven't watched this gay show but this shit keeps getting spammed. is it possible that he has some power over the family that makes them reluctant to piss them off, like blackmail or something?

>>81004551
He deliberately got himself the most abused women he could find.

She's a complete beta, and does everything he says.

>>81004577
shiet

also I just thought of a scam he could pull

>doctor gives diet plan
>they stick to it
>he pretends to be sick to get more food
>this could turn into financial disaster if they keep having to consult docs a lot due to his lying
>therefore he has their balls in a vice because he can just kamikaze if he doesn't get his way, they are forced to keep him "unsick"

>>81004619
>jokes on them, I died!

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>it's a 'weight unknown' episode

>>80993664
That was the longest 14 seconds of my life.

What season/episode number is the James ep and where can I watch it? Is there a best of on youtube or something?

>>80994424

needed to show fire>fighters with masks off and looks of horror in their eyes

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>>81002070
underrated

>>80994768

why did i click that

literally hitler

>>80994272
>blacking out her name
For what purpose? Gonna need source.

>>80994411
>potatoes
>healthy

British isles pls go

>>80994411
Cranberries are that cheap in britbongistan?

How would they fix James laygs if he lost the weight?

>Can you not eat it?
>ARE YEW KIDDIN??

>>81005659

They aren't unhealthy, they are just a good source of really cheap filling calories.

>>81004551
>reeee I'll kick your ass
Link to 3 posts made before this one of yours that says that.

anyone got more link to episodes?

>>80994040
you have to weigh them and take their vitals in the office.

What are the must watch episodes of this show?

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>>80994424
My dad was a firefighter in GA and told me about something like this happening. The building didn't catch fire but it was filled with smoke. It was a little tiny crematorium and melted burnt fat overflowed out of the incinerator and was running out the front door.

>>80992718
>tfw had a nightmare of this guy after seeing his image posted on 4chan constantly

>>80994424
>>81008801
Fucking fatties, you can't even get rid of them. They're a burden to everyone even after they croak.

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>>80993664

he's forming into the Thing jesus christ

>>81009159
Also stories of loading them on the ambulance, some being so fat that they couldn't walk, and it took 6 of them to get on all sides of the sheet on their bed and carry them out like that. These are routine calls of people dialing 911 because "I don't feel right" or literally "my leg hurts".

Once they went to a call and a pack of crackers fell out of this hambeast's fat folds as they were loading her, and her little skinny husband yelled "YOU BEEN SNACKIN?".

>>80997464
Eyeeeeeee....ammm. a prisoner....
APRIL FAHLLS

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>>81010023
I honestly hope some of those stories are fake.

>>80992438

i love MUH LEGS kino

what are some other kino episodes of that show?

I'm trying, lost 20 kg.

>>80996507
>150 pound you must lose, before you into surgery can go

>stop enabling him you need

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>>81012381
Good work, lad.
Keep going.

>>81012419

I just feel tired and sleepy all the time, can't muster energy to exercise.

>>81012407
>not obvious "Dr. Nowzaradan ma boo-kee, keelee ka-lya dooka. Wadja da boolya ra Moy"

>>81012458
I find it helps to exercise directly after work.
Once you're in transit, you get the mental state of "fuck it, may as well now I'm here".

>>81012537
>ya chaa nee cho eggroll ho ho ho

>>80994768
This man deserves death.

>>81012805
He's going for the installment plan.

>>81012578

No work yet, still in university. My uni is nearby so I walk all the time but it's not enough, gotta visit a doctor sometime for this fatigue shit.

>>80992718

why is this guy a meme

>>81012972
muuuuh leeeegs

why did he have white gravy on his biscuits?

>>81013035


90 minutes of /FATKINO/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v831GUCkALQ

>>81012972

He's a cartoon character come to life, only he didn't understand real world physics and suffered the extreme consequences.

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Hello! How ya'll doin?

>>81013066
I already saw this episode, I need another fatkino

>>81013066

>my gf lisa

WHAT THE FUCK HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>81013061

i watched it pretty late at night, and that scene made me so hungry but i didn't want to eat before bed. i demolished some biscuits and gravy at cracker barrel the next morning then went for a 2 mile brisk walk

this show legit helps me make better life decisions

>>81013150
He was 500 pounds, his neighbor had 4 kids and was in a "abusive" relationship

he got her pregnant twice, she divorced her husband and started dating the 500 pound sack of shit

he got hurt and bed ridden, went up to 800pounds

he keeps his daughter home from school so she can help take care of him

>tfw wants to go grab pizza after running errands today
>see this thread

I guess I'll drink water when I get home instead

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>was a little fat kid in middle school, 180 pounds and 5'7"
>literally got so addicted to CSGO when it came out that I lost 20 pounds over the summer between 9th and 10th grade because I ate small portions so I could run back to the game
>also grew some that summer, now 6' tall
>because the weight dropped so quickly I still saw myself as fat/chubby
>struggle with my weight, seriously consider becoming bulimic but I'm proud to say I never have
>I'm now 138 pounds
>my size 32 pants need to be held up with a belt that I had to punch a lower hole into so that it would be tight
>look at myself in the mirror and all I see is that belly pouch full of air
>lost all muscle mass I had put on during my weightlifting in high school
>used to be able to curl 50 pounds in each hand, now I struggle with 20
>legs are sticks
>clavicle juts out
>ribs are showing
>but that belly is still there
>and I still want to lose more

ITT: Edgelords who think Willpower can overcome the power of ghrelin

Hint: If you're able to eat less than DRI you have Anorexia or Body Dysmorphism

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>>81013205

.... wow.

I don't even know how to respond to any of that.

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I'm trying

but recently some anon redpilled on the fact that I REALLY have shitty genetics

>>81013275
he was 400lbs by 18

500lbs by 22

>>81013205
>daughter, you need to stay home to scrap shit from my ass and bed

>every cunt arguing whether fruit is bad, or vegetables are bad, or you should eat fried rice or boiled grass or dogs livers

WHATS THE RIGHT FOODS TO EAT YOU CUNTS WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS ANYTHING

>>81013332
eat whatever the fuck you want, just workout a little bit, you dont even need to do anything crazy, just fucking move a couple hours a day

>>81013296
keep going to the gym and working out regularly and it doesn't matter what you look like. you can't control genetics, but you can control being healthy, and that matters a lot.

>>81013168
>consume 800+ calories in one sitting
>burn -150 calories walking
>better life decision

>>81013332

calories in / calories out over everything

no human can violate the second law of thermodynamics

but for fat fucks like james, a keto diet is the way to go. medium protien, high fat, low calorie, 0-20g MAX carbohydrate diet is what he needs so his body just uses his massive fat reserves as energy

I want you to lose 300 pound by next week.

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>tried to do "burpees"
>not sure if I even did it correctly but I stopped at 10
>didn't really get tired, just bored
should I just stop eating

>>81013425
Post your stats

>>81013447
what stats

>>81013425

keep doing the burpees, they are supposed to be hard

keep counting calories, find your maintence and try to stay under that

stop eating breakfast and don't eat after 8pm

the only liquid you should be consuming is water, buy a bottle and carry it with you everywhere

go for light jogs

baby steps, you need to crawl before you walk

>>81013459
Height, weight, dick size.

>>81013223
Kek, I bet you're a fucking white male. Stop pretending you have real problems.

>>81013112
LEEEEEG HUUUUURT

>>81013479
183cm
idk 80-90kg
15cm

>>81013474
is black coffee alright

>>81013425
>avoid sugar and carbs for 2 weeks
>immediately see results

>>81013529
Aw, nigga you're okay.
Just count calories and lift a few times a week.

>>81013529
>is black coffee alright

ya its fine but water would be better, shit will stain your teeth and you'll be addicted to caffeine

(I'm not perfect either, i drink coke zero every night and that shit is terrible for your teeth but its better than drinking the real stuff)

>>81013493
>being a nigger and getting free shit is harder

hmm

>>81013332
Read the sticky
Count Calories
Count Macros.

>>80998924
>People grease

This should be a ylyl thread, I lost on that

>>81013675
We're not on /fit/
You're confusing the poor boy.

>>80998327
i had open heart surgery (3rd one, born with heart problems) i dropped 25 pounds in a week, i remember trying to eat half a bagel and wanting to puke...

it's hilarious that fit is oozing into tv.

>>80994411
>88c for pound of grapes
>88c for whole-wheat spaghetti
damn that's cheap

>>80998327
they would not be able to survive the coma
the human body is not meant to shut down and restart

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Reminder: This is the calorie intake James K was consuming during his diet that caused him to gain 150lbs over the course of 2 months

>>81014502
that doesn't like that much for 2 months.

>>81014666
he ate that much EVERY DAY, you brainlet

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>>81014666

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>>81014666

>>81014700
this wasn't specified in the aforementioned post.

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>>81014772
B R A I N L E T
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>>81014813
There was no story. There was a single post and it said those were the calories he consumed in two months.

I want to play a game /tv/

I want you to get James K to 10,000 calories a day, the cheapest possible way.

It has to be solid / real food - no drinking 3 gallons of maple syrup or 6 bags of pure cane sugar.

It can be multiple of a single item (10 x large pizza) or (40 burgers) - the cheapest way to get him to 10k.

Go!

>>81015023
no

>>81014700
>>81014813
>anon posts information with missing qualifier
>it's incredibly obvious what the missing information was ("per day").
>someone makes a joke about misunderstanding it
>you feel so empowered and smart for realizing it and proceed to shitpost, because for this one fleeting moment of your life, you actually think you know something someone else didn't
It'd be funny if it weren't so sad.

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>>81015023
27 packs of ramen noodles should run you like $5.50

380 calories a piece
10,260 calories total