Where was you when the Westfold fell?

>>80988228

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw3Or6eqIpI

7th grade. Health class. Mr. Washington came in and turned on the tv. At first I thought it was just a fire. Then they showed it: Isengard crashing like waves against the men of Dunland. A flame blackened archer tower wavered then collapsed in on itself. Mr. Washington turned the tv off and we sat in silence as the men and women of Westfold burned.

>>80988228
When was that? 9/11? I remember my mom telling me and we shared a hearty laugh, threw a big party afterwards. Then I watched the footage again and fapped twice

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>I am Airborn, son of Erebor

what did he mean by this?

>>80988228
i sat at hobbiton smoking leaf

>>80988228

It's a metaphor for the current plight of the white race in Western Europe in the near future, under violent attack by hordes of Muslims and blacks;

>Aragorn: "They do not come to destroy Europe's crops or villages. They come to destroy its people. Down to the last child!"

>Théoden: "What would you have me do? Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread. If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end as to be worthy of remembrance!"

>Aragorn: "Send out riders, my lord. You must call for aid."

>Théoden: "And who will come. Japan? Poland? We are not so lucky in our friends as you. The old alliances are dead."

>Aragorn: "America will answer."

>Théoden: "America? Where was America when Paris fell? Where was America when our enemies closed in around us!?

>Théoden: "Where was Amer — No, my Lord Aragorn, we are alone."

>>80989504
>>Théoden: "And who will come. Japan?

Fuck off dumb Americuck weeb. We don't want Chinks here just as much as we don't want niggers.

>>80989771

Well he said ""And who will come. Elves? Dwarves? We are not so lucky in our friends as you."

So I needed something that fit for Elves. I mean I would have used Nords like Swedes as the elf surrogate, after all Tolkien envisioned them as Nords, but on the timeline we are discussing by the time Paris is gone and whites in Western Europe are in real trouble the swedes will already have been long since cucked, raped, and beheaded out of existence.

>>80989771

Also sir, Nips would technically be the term you are looking for. Chinks specifically refers to Chinese.

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>>80990264
Elves were based on Finns

>>80990408

Yeah, like I said, Nords.

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>>80990408
>>80990447
>its a "insert tolkien thing" was based on "insert historical thing" episode

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>>80988750
lol

>>80990522
How can you not think the elves were based on Finns? One of them is name Fingolfin for christ's sake. Tolkein might be on record saying he hated allegory but he sure did subconsciously add it all over the place.

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>>80990522
Elvish is literally based on Finnish retard

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>>80990447
>finns
>nordic

>>80990624
Tolkien was notorious for lying in interviews

Many things he told interviewers was proven completely false in his letters after his death

Tolkien was the GOAT

>>80991682
I know, I still love him for it.
>no allegory, I hate them, just read it for what it is
>littered with divine writ, complete with multiple "city on a hill"
>oh and that creator god, Eru, yeah its literally YHWH, yeah THAT one

Dude was a devout christian and went to great lengths to share with the world his vision of what piety under that divine lord would manifest itself as. And it was nothing but killing darkies for being barbaric in the divine white man's presence.

>>80988228
Sticking it in Eowyn's butt, desu