Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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Fuck that ending, and fuck you for making me remember

>>80980779
Can I have dubs?

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>>80980779

Yes

post smug goats.

i already got butter and i don't want a dress so shove off BP

>>80981010
>>80980779
Dumb goatposters

somebody post the cute VVitch girl

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>>80980779

>>80981414
>VVitch

It's The Witch, you autist

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>>80981414

>>80980779
Why does /tv/ like this réddit """horror""" movie so much anyway?

>>80981414
I hope your mother gets cancer you human garbage

atheist here, but this was just a "dumb christians are dumb to the point of being evil, and then a twist is that actually witches and satan are cool and always win", right?

it's extremely shallow story spread really thin for 2 hours.

nice butt tho

>>80981596
which part of the 90's were you born in queer?

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>>80980779
Going for a naked walk in the woods for some butter just isn't as tempting for someone living a modern society

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>>80981485
>>80981540
>>80981602
you guys fucking suck

>>80981606
You won't get it if you're not from the area.

>>80980779
that soothing voice

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>>80981414

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>>80981606

>>80981438
Who's this woman? I want to eat her asshole.

>>80981650
why are you so fucking worthless? can't you do an image search yourself? pathetic fuck.

>>80981672
The bit where the witch hovers over the baby is creepy as fuck and well done (also the baby mushing), as well as the initial set up (the expulsion and being a caste lower than indians etc).

I was expecting more of that and creepy pagan shit that half makes sense (true detective, witcher pagan lore etc) but it's pretty goddamn barren

>>80981719
serious. It was very boring (but well acted) and very little spread really thin

>>80981751

Amy Acker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TnFptXkZa0

>>80981857
>It was very boring
just stick to paranormal activity

>>80982088
>christians drool, witches rule.
now spread that for 2 hours

literally fat goth wiccan teen girl movie

>>80981606
when you think about it, yeah, its a bit like the original wicker man that you're supposed to half-sympathize against the "hero".

"God and Christ are unexistent and powerless": ok. But also "witches are real and work for Satan and win", huh. I don't know why that's a acceptable "headfuck" twist, but God existing and doing the christian equivalent of the girl flying wouldnt be ok (even in a non horror movie).

>>80980779
no fuck off with the rest of the pedos

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>>80981606
>"dumb christians are dumb to the point of being evil, and then a twist is that actually witches and satan are cool and always win

not really

if the film has any theme about religion it would be that medieval and early modern people viewed the world, god and witches in a way that is alien to modern people

The Name of the Rose also explores the same themes about the medieval thought process

>>80980779
>tfw he wasn't nominated for best a-a-a-actor

>>80983630
>The Name of the Rose
Great film. If anyone has the chance, watch it. Often, the greatest of evils like among those claiming to be righteous. Also, gave me an instant erection during one scene.

>>80983805
*live among

>>80983630
I hate all the smug hating on medieval thought. In many ways it was better than our own.

Modernism is a joke and a lie and the sooner its last traces are eradicated the better.

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>>80985148

>>80983630
it's not that alien cmon

>>80985148
>le born in le wrong generation xDDD

Reddit is that a way

>>80983369
>but God existing and doing the christian equivalent of the girl flying wouldnt be ok
>HAHAHAHAHA IM FLYING THANK YOU JESUS
itd be pretty cool

>>80980779
>give in to living deliciously picturing riches and bitches
>it's just levitating in a forest with some nutjobs
t- thanks

>>80985148
go join ISIS if modern thought is to unpure for your tastes

>>80980779
>>80981010
>>80986111
Are goats /ourguys/ ?

>>80981707
ayy lmao

>living deliciously
>congratulations, you sold your eternal soul just to live in squalor in the woods and hope some babies come along so you can make baby flying ointment

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>>80986184
Naturally.

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>>80986229

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>>80986184

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>>80980779
ya

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>>80986295

>>80985985
>>80985375
I think you dont understand modernism. Its more the idea that humans back then were "primitive" and that humans now are much too involved to fall for silly stuff like that when in reality humans back then were every bit as smart as we are now

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>>80986325

>>80985148

Modernism is fine, postmodernism is the problem

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>>80986401

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>>80986435

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>>80985148
You wanna go back to sacrificing people so the sun comes up? We still have people literally eviscerating themselves over an imagined monotheist. Yeah nah yeah nah

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>>80986229
>>80986295
>>80986297
>>80986325
>>80986401
>>80986435
>>80986472
how big is your goat folder anon?

>>80986337
most of them couldn't read

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>>80986560
Most based and epic animal out there.

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Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come for milk this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.

>>80986696
Are you arab/muslim?

>>80986297
>the goat internet

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1 day with anya

or

1 day in the goat tower

>>80986417
postmodernism results inevitably out of modernism, in the long run evaporating in the conclusion that modernism and postmodernism never really even existed as such and the world never was and never will be modern

>>80987036
1 ayy lmao

>>80986808
>admiration = sexual desire
everytime

>>80986696
>>80986808
Are you arab/muslim?
>Dienstag folder
>Dienstag is German.

German poster, confirmed for Arab/Muslim.

>>80987036
1 stick of butter

>>80987036
>Fleetwood Mac t-shirt
Great taste in 70s rock confirmed.

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>>80981010

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>>80987081
b-but anon, i-it a-absolutely h-halal.

>>80980779
The moment he started talking that's where it should've ended. Or where he asks her to sign the terms of service. Or when she walks into the woods, and you hold it there for like a minute before rolling the credits. Anything would've been better than this freakshow.

Anyway, good film I guess. It's a dysfunctional family so naturally it'll speak to me.

>>80987175
I completely agree. We didn't need to see the hags dancing naked and floating. Walking into the woods, and letting the creepy music build, while dimming the lighting would have been a much better ending, instead of, "welp, I'm a witch now, riding blood soaked brooms and what have you".

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Our guy?

>>80981414

She's going to play Magik (Illanya Rasputin, Colossus's sister) in the New Mutants movie.

So it turns out she really was a witch after all.

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>>80987036

>fleetwood mac t-shirt in a post about goats

pure kino

>>80987127

>tfw killing time in record shop today when the assistant puts the B side of Tango in The Dark on sound system/record testing turntable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3En4wVhk6U

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>>80987711
Nice, Fleetwood bro.

>>80987036
I want her taut legs wrapped tightly around my head.

>>80987895
I want you to suck my cock

>>80985148
>things were better in the '50s. Not the 1950s though. The 1450s.

>>80987036
who took this picture?

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>>80986808

>>80988308
The 50s gave way to the 60s, you do realize.

That kind of boring comfort leads to decadence.

Quite simply, there is no solution to humanity's problems. It's cyclical and we will always mess up any seemingly good idea we have.

At least Medieval thought understands human imperfection.

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>>80988308

#Only90sKidsRememberThis

>>80982727
>based on historic accounts of witchcraft
Did you miss that gigantic disclaimer at the end? It did exactly that, by the way - it was very much a recreation of medieval and early modern accounts of witches in Europe and the new world. I could even break down all the things it plucked from the historical sources if you want, just to prove how successful it was at doing what it set out to do. When you make a movie on a slim budget about a niche subject, you can afford to be accurate to the material and not offending general audiences. Besides, the pacing was great.

>>80986184

Goats are total bros. Goats are, dare I say it, GOAT.

Goats eat the vegetation that sheep don't, so they don't take extra land.

Goats like to chew the glue on can wrappers, so they're cleaning up that shit.

Goats eat poison ivy and they can clean up patches for you. Some cities bring them in to eat it so you don't need pesticides.

They have rectangle pupils.

Goats are great.

>>80988468
people were so much better and smarter when life expectancy was around 40

>>80988642
My dad's friend once jerked off a donkey and aimed the dick at my dad when they were drunk. It shot like 20 feet or so. And, he owned goats.

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>>80981414

>>80988794

So when the cum hit your mom, did she give birth to a mule?

>>80988799
You just know.

Some epic goat cheese is sainte Maure, if you ever get the chance.

>>80980779
A bit over rated

>>80986696
Secret CIA weapon leak.

Why would Thomasin sell her soul to the same demon and witches that killed Caleb and her baby brother?

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>>80988799
*breaths heavily

>>80988676
>meaning
>culture
>actual community
>lasting marriages and families
>meaningful, real work
>real trades and skills
>a more beautiful, untainted natural world

And who wants to live much longer after 40?

>>80989057
Uh, because what the fuck does she have to lose? She can go back to her wrecked farm and starve, or go to the town that will surely blame her for the death of her family and burn her, or she can put her faith in the devil's power that she just witnessed first hand.

>>80989120
this is some brainwashed catholic bullshit. kys

>>80989666
>666
away with you, Satan!

>>80989666
Not today satan

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>>80989666

Goats are seriously evil though, just look at their fucking eyes

>>80986549
He said the middle age, not the bronze age

>>80981596
>I wasn't le spooked so le movie was le bad. Le reddit xd

>>80989666
t. satan

>>80989666
hail Satan!

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>>80989666

>>80980779
I'd like to love deliciously between thpmasin's butt, black Philip.

>>80985148
The final boss of "Born in the wrong generation"

>>80992264
that stupid guy was born in the wrong half millennium