Tomb Raider

yeah, why not

>>80968279
404 tits not found

>>80968279
>>80968292
I love Big Head Lara Croft: No tits Edition

Even besides tits, she doesn't look like Lara Croft at all

>>80968279
60 year old Angelina Jolie would've been better

Do we get to see her impaled on a tree branch?

>>80968571
she is way too skinny, the reboot lara is pretty healthy/fit girl.

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the fucking va/mocap actress would have been better

>>80968279
>>80968292

>laura
>played by a boy

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>80968292
>>80968279
something's missing

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She's not even half as hot as the "redesigned not to be hot" videogame character.

>>80968279
>>80968292
Auschwitch mode

she looks like an American girl of mediocre attractiveness cosplaying as Lara Croft, it's awful

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>>80968279
>>80968292

when is the dick reveal in this 2017 crying game remake?

fuck this bitch is fridgekino as fuck

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Her accent in the recent Bourne movie was so bad, her acting overall doesn't seem much better. I bet it will be a huge flop.

>>80968783

>Alicia Vikander
>American

>>80968737
a better person to cast

Why didn't they get Gal Gadot or Natalie Portman

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how do you from this.....

We need a Tomb Raider movie with ps1 pointy tit Lara

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>>80968737

hips

>>80968828
regardless, she is an utterly forgettable girl with no class or talent just like Daisy Ridley, Emilia Clarke, Emma Watson etc and I don't know why big studios keep giving parts to these mediocre talents

>>80968906

>Names more women that aren't American

NICE MEME

>>80968279
man when you think about it. tomb raider started as the wet dream of a busty skank jumping around temple ruins - then got hijacked by feminisim and is now this.

>>80968939
who cares man, the big american studios are giving them starring roles so obviously like them

>>80968880
Jolie made not one, but 2 pre-reboot plank Lara.

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Should have got Kacey Barnfield.

Brunette Brit with hips and tits.

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>>80968279
>no big bust
>no tombs
2/10, would not raid

>>80968972
she was pretty great in them, I don't even like Jolie but she suited Lara Croft pretty well

>>80968279
>not its
>no ass
>no nothing

she better at least deliver Oscar-tier acting or this will be a pure shitshow

>>80969047
>oscar tier acrobatics

Nah

It thicc enough

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Is she getting BLACKED?

>>80969047
she doesn't need to try since she got the oscar

I'd rather watch Ford in another Indiana Jones

>>80968279
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no hips

>>80968279
>thoughts?
looking forward to saving my money

>>80968807
Bitch isn't even remotely attractive. The only time she was the least bit good looking was when she was playing an android whose entire body was made of transparent wire.

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>>80969143
>>80968279
>>80968292
Her love interest in the new Tomb Raider movie is an Asian guy - Daniel Wu

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/tomb-raider-reboot-daniel-wu-1201958245/

>>80969447
RICED

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>>80969447
And in real life, Daniel is married to a White girl

>>80969492
Looks mixed to me

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>>80968292

But this casting makes sense. Lara Croft's not about her face or her figure anymore. Get with the times.

>>80969447
Wu lad

>>80968279
is the pic trying to imply that little girl is gonna beat a grown ass man in hand-to-hand combat? fucking kek

>>80968279
>>80968292
>No tits

I'm literally crying right now.

>>80969823
It's a moobie. Realism is not a prerequisite.

>>80968884
Flat Stanley?

>>80969857
still, you never see male skellingtons in action roles

>>80969492
They will make a great happas Chad

>>80969012
patrician choice, m8.

>>80968279
Someone skipped leg day.

>>80969447
keep it up r/asianmasculinity, i'm rooting for you
>>80969823
>is this pic trying to imply that turbomanlet is gonna beat a grown ass man in hand-to-hand combat
that's what you sound like right now

NEVER height shame

Finally a real actress playing Lara Croft instead of some retarded cokehead. About time

>>80970048
>height
the bigger problem is the obvious difference in muscle mass, therefore physical power

Is this movie about starvation ? she looks malnourished as fuck

>>80969492
Doing God's work, tbqh. I'd prefer to see a world filled with happas than brownies.

>>80968279
Dunno, could be cool. She looks super super young, though. Sure it's not a requirement for Lara to be older, but I just find baby-faced Vikander slightly distracting.

But I'm still very optimistic, though.

>>80968884
>no hips
>no boobs
jesus

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>>80968279

>literally no muscle mass

She's gonna beat the shit out of 300+lb tanks. No credibility

is she even swedish?

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>>80968876
Damn, never realized how good Rhona Mitra would be as Lara Croft, and this image has nothing to do with it. I mean she could easily pull it off acting-wise, too.

Would it be too late for her (if we pretended Vikander wasn't happening)?

>>80970485
> Would it be too late for her
Uh, yes. Way too old now.

so what's the deal with hollywood? first ww given to a holocaust survivor now lara croft is going to be played by a shitskin 12 year old boy? wouldn't surprise me if she's a jew t b h

>>80969492
Nice.

>>80968279
I would stick my dick so hard in her I would be called Womb Raider

jesus is this just a bad angle or are her legs really that skinny?

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>>80968279
>video games where the main point is to watch T&A bounce around
>completely fuck up the live action

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>>80968884

>>80968292
>>80968279

i have seen porn movies looks more kino than this

>>80970132
>>80970401
go2bed /fit/

>>80971054

those were different times. Today, we actually try to NOT objectify women. I know, crazy right?

now fuck off back to r/thedonald

How are you gonna be a tomb raider when you're flat as a board?

James Franco would have made a better Lara Croft

>>80968279
Is there anything feminism hasn't ruined at this point?

>>80972022
Saudi Arabia

>>80968279
Did you shop her legs into sticks?

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>>80968684
I feel bad for her.

>>80968279
STICC

>>80968279
LEAVE ADVENTUREKINO TO ME

>>80968279
If she had thighs she would look alright. Bitch needs a cheeseburger.

>>80972359
Now this is a proper qt

>>80968279
wasn't there a tomb raider movie already?

Wait so is it going to be about Himiko story from the first game? Will we get lesbokino with Sam?

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>>80968279
Welcome to the Dawn of Skeleton Kino

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She is hot and not a hamplanet, what is the problem?

>>80975146
Ikr. If the movie is half decent I'd have fun watching Alicia jump around. It's much better than frumpy Scarjo.

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>>80968279

Rey?

>>80968279
oh god here goes fap no 6

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>>80968279
Too skinny and no tits

>>80968279
My thoughts are Hollywood had no intention of making a good Tomb Raider movie.

>>80976391
This bulk bitch must fart like crazy.

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>>80968279
>>80968292
Wheres the tits? NO really where are her tits? Also why isn't she wearing shorts, and showing off a little belly?

What is the point? Who is going to watch this?
Sincere questions

>>80976657
Not me. I didn't even bothered watching the Cradle of Life.

>>80968292
>jungle
>ice tool
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>80976581
DELET

>>80970485
Just watch her on Boston Legal

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>>80976657
Lesbos, and blue haired SJWs

>want a female Indiana Jones movie
>get ugly feminist propaganda
fuck

>>80977298
Should be as huge a success as Ghostbusters 2016 then

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>>80977443
It will make less money. Ghostbusters 2016 had the benefit of being connected to a very nostalgic, iconic, and beloved property.

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Is it really that fucking hard to find an actress who looks like this?

>>80978419
It's body shaming to have actresses with big tits. IT'S 2017 SHITLORD.

Looks pretty good desu

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>>80968279
>STICC casting again
When will Hollywood's war on fit women with big tiddies end?

>>80978885
>When will Hollywood's war on fit women with big tiddies end?

Even in video games, the American game developers are scared of a backlash of fat feminist fanatics if they make women attractive, at this point getting any new hot vidya babe visual material comes from fan art

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I prefer nuLara to old Lara, there, I said it. Vikander's just not hot enough for the role

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Stop watching shitty video game movies.

>>80979360
>Implying it's any worse than capeshit

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>>80979030
Reboot Lara was hot tho. What went wrong?

>>80968279
>>80968292
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GAL GADOT 2.0

>>80973600
To be honest it is still better to have a skeleton rather than giving into the "fat is beautiful" crowd and having someone like Amy Schumer playing Lara Croft

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>>80979549
This.

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>>80969447
YES.
We finally won.
Get fucked whitey, White pussy belongs to Asian cock.

>>80979630

why can't we have a slightly stronger (not musclefreak) bodytype for these physical roles? like Biel, or full metal bitch, it's not like acting seems to be an important trait either so, why

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>>80979642
Damn Victoria Justice looks like this

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>>80979745
because dyels and fat bitches are intimidated by strong women

>>80979658
Q: What do you call a white virgin female who has had sex with an Asian man?

A: Still a virgin

>>80979924
Just like you

>>80968279
huge casting mistake

skinny women with big tits = fake tits

>>80980410
t. Hamplanet

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A P O L O G I Z E

>>80980130
>Butthurt ching chong detected

costume is 100% faithful to second reboot look though

>>80980581
She looks like she can kick anyone's ass!

>>80980838
More like being kicked by anyone

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>>80980410
<------ You

>>80980581
Literally looks nothing like any version of Lara Croft

>>80980489
That's interesting as fuck, what happens next

Dat forehead tho

>>80968807
wtf is she doing with her face? reminds me of my special needs friend back in high school.

Lara isn't supposed to be a fucking bodybuilder, take that shit elsewhere. She should be Biel tier.

>>80968951
>hijacked by feminisim
kek did you lose your way to reddit?

if you guys had kept supporting tomb raider instead of abandoning it so they remade it for women this wouldnt have happen you stupid cunt jej.

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>>80969447
>>80969492
>Her love interest...

LOL

Pls, r/asianmasculinity

>>80981576
Fuck off manchild

>>80979658
>Asian
>cock

>>80978885
when the jews are no longer in charge.

>>80968279
S T I C C S

>>80981705
kek aww you triggered cuck?

>>80981511
No she's supposed to be a fit explorer with big tits. Like this >>80978885

On the bright side, this year and the next one seems I'm going to save a lot of money because I'm not going to the theatre

>>80981576
Literally nobody abandoned it, The last 3 good TR games (Legend, Anniversary, Underworld) were amazing and did financially well. It was the game after that with fucking adolescent-male body Lara and MUH HOUR LONG CUTSCENES that pissed off the core audience

>>80981919
actually if you read the story about the publishers they said they lost money and the original fanbase abandoned it which was why it was remake. i'm going to believe them over some pleb on 4chan m8y

either way desu i dont like this new actress, they should have hired me at least in british with big tits and can speak english.

>>80969377
She was hot in The Man from UNCLE in those nice sexy 60s dresses.

>>80982004
kek wtf i guess i can speak english but cant type in it kek.

>>80982057
NO

Elizabeth Debicki stole all the scenes.

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>>80981941
perfect

gotta love that fridgekino

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>>80968279
garbage

3d pig can't compete at all with her stinky pusy

Not as perfect as Angelina Jolie but looks decent.

>>80978885
Who is she?

>>80979822
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg