this is a 23 year old in jurassic park

>>80966095
She does black guys

>>80966095

And she still looks like that today 25 years later, she had the last laugh

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>>80966095
mom?

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Good.

>>80966095
>she has a sharper jawline than me
i mean i'm still not at sub-12% but come on

>>80966095
DINO'ED

>>80966095

SHOOOOOOTTTTTT HHHHHEEEEEERRRRRR

>>80966109
>she had the last laugh

Not really. She's a coalburner after all and had mongrel kids.

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>>80966122
this is now a David lynch thread

I always thought it was his daughter

>>80966147

WHOOSH

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she's coming on TV with the new Twin Peaks and still going to look like that.

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>tfw after watching this movie so many times you notice every continuity error
>like when Ellie goes down on the dino padock and come back being chased by the t.rex from the other side
>every little error just makes you love the movie more
based speilbergo

>>80966095
RUN

>>80966214
why did she say that in that tone

>>80966095
She was born in '67, and Jurassic Park released in '93. Even if we agreed to say her scenes were filmed 2 years before the movie released, the youngest should could have been was 24. Its more likely she was 25 during filming. So you need to improve your basic math skills, my friend.

WITH THAT SAID, she still looks incredibly old for a 24-25 year-old in that movie.

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Wild at Heart is prime Dern

>>80966193
If you didn't see this, see it
I always recommend it to JP lovers, as it opened my eyes and worth every minute of your time.
You'll love the movie a lot more, I know I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHPjVgYDL6Y

>>80966228
hormones

Happy for her because Dern is based.

Not bad about myself despite accomplishing nothing at 28 because her dad got her the role.

It's win-win!

>>80966095
I'm a 23 year old virgin AMA.

>>80966527

You are aware that it's only gonna get harder every year from now on right?

>>80966110
>dat neck

>>80966558
Good advice.
t. 25 yo virgin

>>80966558
Yeah man. Couldn't get hard with two different girls in the last year (BOTH okay with fucking a virgin) so I've given up.

>>80966095
>implying you wouldn't bang laura dern

uberpleb detected

post her boobs or her tits

>>80966632
stop watching porn and quit masturbating for like two months. then try again. thank me later.

>>80966762
>two months
Never going to happen. Did one month a few times, pure hell. I just get incredibly nervous because I think "this is it!" so hard that I just get no where.

CHILI

>>80966166
Hack

>>80966527
>>80966558
>>80966595
>>80966632

I can't imagine being a post-21 virgin and ending that streak.

No girl that I fucked post-21 would it have even have OCCURRED to them that I could be a virgin or wouldn't know what I was doing. I'm pretty sure it's just assumed by the whole planet that you've fucked by you third year of college so you should probably practice figuring out a way to make girls think that's the case.

>>80966193
>My big guy

>>80966632
>Couldn't get hard

There are pills for that and they are fun. Just ask your dr for samples, or ask a urologist. You will impress these women w/ the biggest dick you've ever had.

>>80966632
nigga if you can get that far you can do it easy

do what >>80966843 said

eat her out or some shit first, although that may not always work, I'm lucky that giving oral gets me hard as fuck, so your results may vary

but seriously, cut the porn/fapping

if you are gonna fap, do it with no material, use your mind/fantasies or whatever

>>80966921
i made it at 23

>>80966921
I don't see why anyone couldn't pretend they have had sex before. this isn't some delicate procedure. you stick your penis in vagoo and thrust until you cum.

the girl might think they are bad at sex, but plenty of people are bad at sex. i'm probably bad at sex because i'm lazy and can't be assed to put any effort into pleasing the girl. i don't know why people here seem to think that once you have sex the first time, it's like "OHHHH NOW I KNOW HOW".

>>80966233
It fits though since her love interest is Sam Neil in what his 40s?

>>80967000
by do what X said I was referring to >>80966762, misquoted

>>80967053
>I don't see why anyone couldn't pretend they have had sex before. this isn't some delicate procedure. you stick your penis in vagoo and thrust until you cum.

You're not talking about normal people anon, you're talking about people that haven't lost their virginity by their mid-20's

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>>80966921
>>80966527
>tfw 27yo Kissless, Handholdless, Hugless Virgin ( KHHV )

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>>80967053
I only had sex three times with three prostitutes. I just thrust, listen to their fake moans and cum after 10 minutes.

I honestly don't know if this is normal or I'm specially bad.

>>80967053
Do what I do
Pretend she has put a shock collar around your penis and balls and is punishing you

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>>80967053
I don't even know any girls and I don't feel like they would want to fug me anyway.
So I remain a virgin, now 27, soon 28 KHHV.

I gave up already, its hopeless

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>>80966527
Why does reddit use "AMA" instead of the 4chan established "ask me anything" if all they do is copy us?

She was 26 in 1993 when the movie came out. So was there a 3 year separation between when it was shot and when it came out?

normies ruined 4chan

There is nothing wrong with taking black penis in every hole simultaneously

What was that big boxing match between the black guy and his hispanic guy fairly recently? Throughout the whole thing you could see Dern sitting in the background. Normie friend says "who's that old lady with the big nose?"

>>80966106

who cares besides no nothing /pol/tards?

She's gonna look real cute in Twin Peaks!

>>80966095
Jurassic Park is her absolute physical prime. Blue Velvet is too early and everything after say the early 2000s is too late.

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>>80966193
I can't believe I thought this looked good the first time I saw it

>>80966095
She looks like she's in her early 40s Jesus Christ

>>80966095
I thought her age in the movie is alright 23 is too young for dead end relationship in movie

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>>80966095
Being around monsters ages you.

>>80967432
Because reddit likes to copy other ideas and make them "their own" by slightly changing them, always for the worse. See: MRW instead of >mfw, "madlads" instead of "mad man", "my son" instead of "my wife's son", etc.

>>80967925
MRW confused me for a bit when I started seeing it. my feel when and that face when already covered those

>>80967968
>my feel when
>that face when
I'm impressed anon, almost got me.

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>>80966095
yellow fever exists for a reason

>>80967925
What a bunch of fucking faggots.

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>>80966632
that happens to me pretty much every time with someone new, I just tell them it's like performance anxiety or stage fright or whatever and I need some time to relax and they understand and it's cool. Communicate!
t. guy who made it

>>80966632
>Wants to lose his virginity
>Tries to with one night stands

Pick one

>>80966095
She's just ugly, nigga

>>80968184
>performance anxiety or stage fright
>guy who made it

You haven't "made it", you're still a pathetic omega

>>80966243
this was actually pretty cool, thanks based anon

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>>80966193
Same here, I love the little things like the T-Rex sneaking into the visitor's center at the end despite being a 7-ton killing machine that's established to be heard from miles away.

Why can't Spielberg make fun movies like this anymore?

>>80966243
that's cool as fuck senpai
see, even after watching this a million times I never noticed that the scene of Ellie looking for the footsteps of Grant is mirrored
I love this movie

>>80967794
>tfw no blind qt gf

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>>80968079
>dat pic
>irish potato genes
>white

>>80966095
Laura Dern is my waifu, don't disrespect her.

>>80966166
All David Lynch films are connected.

>Girl who got killed in Twin Peaks appears as a fairy in another movie
No coincidence

Also Bill Pullman's house in the movie Lost Highway has red drapes just like the red room in Twin Peaks

>>80967289
I sometimes wonder if nobody actually has sex and it's all just a big ruse that I'm not in on.

The idea of another human being actually allowing me to stick my dick inside of them is just so far out there that it can't actually exist.

>>80966632
>>80966595
>>80966527
27 year old virgin here.
The amount you don't care past 25 is remarkable.

>>80966237
I'd like to give her my Laura Sperm

>>80966632
Are you me?

>>80970340
Probably.

>>80966843
Drink some alcohol then to calm the virgin nervousness

>>80966527
I was you 6 years ago, leave this place before it's too late kido.

>>80967587
t. Dude who is OK with wifing up redflag 101

>>80970596
My virgin nervousness overpowers alcohol, my dude.
>>80970643
Been coming to this shithole for years, far too late for me.

>>80966095
I think 23 is too young for her character in the movie.
She has worked with Alan for years and it's an dead end for them both
If it's a 23 yo getting that I think it's not that sad for the character

It does explain her incredibly short pants though

>>80966106
You seem to be informed, is she stealing your clients?

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>>80966106
She did an absolutely fantastic job of bleaching him.

She looked so nice in Certain Women, I wanted to hug her and save her from the doodoo headed men.

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>>80970738
You just say that because you can't get laid even if you tired.

>>80966106
Can you niggers get it in your heads that nobody, except aids ridden whores wants to do black guys. No self respecting girl will ever even touch a nigger, let alone have sex with them.

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>>80966095
This is a 27 year old in oscarbait

>>80966243
That was great, thx Anon!

>>80969334
considering all the porn I saw I think its real bro

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Slightly less amazing but she was only 21 years old here. I looked like a kid when I was 21 and she looks like she could be my mother if she got pregnant very early

>>80967462
Nah, OP just can't into math. I don't know why you guy are all saying she looks older in the movie although it could be those unflattering outfits she wears. Not exactly a lot of sex appeal.

>>80973185
Makeup goes a long way though.

>>80966237
She's never been very pretty but sometimes she exudes an inexplicable sexual magnetism.

>>80973941
see also: 90s Juliette Lewis.

>>80966095
She was 26-27, and honestly looks about normal for her age here.

That pic just shows her frowning, making her appear older.

>>80973993
mah nigga

>>80969158
Twin Peaks and Lost Highway are confirmed to be in the same world, You could stretch it to Mulholland Drive considering that was originally meant to be an Audrey spin-off

>>80966189
she looks lke hillary

>>80966106
all Lynch actresses do for some reason

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>>80974022
Plus her wardrobe in Jurassic Park is extremely mom tier which didn't do her any favors. She actually has a great body.

>>80974212
Looks hot to me.

>>80966095
She was 25, dickhead.

She still looks great in Enlightened.

>>80966095
not sure what point you're trying to make

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>>80969334
Dude i bet it's totally real.

>>80974212

Spielberg did that on purpose, there is a video rolling around out there that breaks down allegories and foundations of the movie in comparison with jurassic park/world.

>>80966243
what is your first language?

>>80974212
She was really cute in Jurassic Park, desu

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>>80974212
>>80976127
shes looks old because Sam Neill was much older and despite them dating, he didnt want it to come across as creepy. I dont know why he just didn't remove that part of the story, since its only mentioned when Malcolm brings it up

>>80967289
It's nothing personal, just natural selection, Anon

>>80966237
Thanks for reminding me that I'll never be Nick Cage, asshole.

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>>80967625

>>80966997
And get a pounding headache and see blue.

>>80976370
You completely change the way the 2 characters interact with one another if you remove that story element.

>>80977539
>not taking the boner-inducing bluepill
>the current year

>>80966527
I lost my virginity at 23. Don't ever lose hope, anon.

>hitting the wall in your early twenties
was it drugs

>>80966243
I enjoyed this.

/pol/ told me jews are trying to subvert family union through dissemination of degeneracy in all media though. Were they wrong?

didn't she get fingered by a kid in some movie

>>80978558
That movie was released in 1993, not 2017

>>80978558
This movie teaches us that genes are evil and no one should be allowed to use genetics to enhance his intelligence because the world belongs to the elite.

It's as simple as that.

>>80973993
Lewis' wasn't that inexplicable though. She was the MPDG but with capitalized MANIC. That's hot regardless of who it is, usually.

>>80966921
I lost mine at 25. Turned me into a manic sex fiend though. Fun couple of years with an awful emotional hangover.

>>80966243
This just makes me depressed that movies are so shit nowadays

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She looks like shit now, this is the last selfie she uploaded to instagram