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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>80963983
post the one where they're all in a circle and robots are attacking them
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Congratulations.

You just got migraine.
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>>80963983
Say it with me now. It's made for children.
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>>80963983
What video game is this?

Looks epic. Epic for the win!
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>>80964071
So was the Lion King. But atleast it was still well made.
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>>80963983
>literally murdering people with reckless abandon
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This was the moment I turned off the movie. Fuck Whedon
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>>80963983
But Hulk, Tony or Thor could take the entire base by themselves, why send everyone, particularly arrow man and pistol woman?
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>>80964118
It's not murder if they are baddies
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These Avengers are cold mass murderers. And they seem to show zero remorse considering how quick they are to spout quips after their genocide campaigns.
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lol what movie is this
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>>80963983

I can't believe people over the age of 12 watch this kind of shit
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>>80964221
It's okay anon because they are totall baddies
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>>80963983
>jumpcuts
>fatties cry

>one shot
>fatties cry

you autists are unbearable.
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>>80964222
Marvel Power Rangers
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>>80964221
>kill or be killed

you stupid cunt
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>>80964287
It's true; such a shame that those are literally the only two ways to film something.
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>>80963983
hahahaha
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Yes people are laughing at both sides of cape shit. Glad you are finally realizing this
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>>80963983
Why is Scarlett even there? Thor could fly into whatever place they are going and do whatever they're doing alone in three minutes
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The opening of this movie was so dry. Was the audience supposed to care about anything that was happening on screen?
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>>80964287
>shit
>people complain

>even worse shit
>people complain even more
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
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>>80964373
Affirmative Action
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>>80964221
This. So many of those soldiers must have died. They might as well add the Punisher to the team.
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>>80963983
>>80964044
God, AoU felt so chaotic I barely can tell what's going on. At least the first avengers's storyline felt more linear
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>>80964221
>genocide
those are literally soldiers with laser guns. none of the avengers give a hoot about killing beyond conducting themselves honorably.

of course it is different for batman. guess what else is different for batman? people will go see a movie about him even if it's terrible.
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>>80963983
jesus christ I don't remember it looking that bad
that being said, at least it's not as bad as some of the films that came after it
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>I don't see how this is a dance off you and me bro? ECKS DEE
>proceeds to murder three hundred guys
WEW
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>>80964465
If the choice was between BvS and Avengers 2, I would choose BvS.

if the choice was between staring at paint dry and Avengers 2, I'd still choose the former as atleast the former doesn't actively insult my intelligence.
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>>80963983
>arrowguy takes about two seconds to shoot an arrow

He could just have trained with a gun and be more efficient in every way
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>>80964501
Marvel morality; it's ok so long as the heroes are joking about it.
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>>80963983
Marvel movies are aging like milk, holy shit.
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Still better than the Civil War opening fight.

That one is pure garbage
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>>80964465
>of course it is different for batman
Yeah, he kills mercenaries. What a scoundrel.
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CAPESHIT WARS

BARK BARK

CAPESHIT WARSSSS
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>>80964502
Okay?
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Pretty sad seeing Marvel shills steal this meme when it was always meant for shitty Marvels.
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>>80963983
Well that's a piece of shit alright
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>>80964502
>I would choose BvS.
>doesn't actively insult my intelligence.
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>>80964044
oh boi
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This scene is better than anything the Russo Brothers have done.
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>>80964703
What is the meaning of the fireplaces?
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JUSTICE LEAGUE
>each character has a unique skillset whether its master of stealth, ballistics, moving at spends enough to bend time, or harness other beings

AVENGERS
>errr they can all punch really hard, and they crack jokes.
>inb4 Ironman shoots things
wrong. whatever he shoots are figuratively punches
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>>80963983
>long shot
That shit is on the top 5 best action scenes in the MCU. No, for real, it's that bad
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>>80964787
The sad thing is that Whedon is probably better than the Russo Bros but MCU is so spent on talent all they have now to rely on are these no-name TV hacks.
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CGI has literally destroyed action movies. It's disgusting. It was used so much effectively in the '90s. Back then it was used sparingly and practical effects were still the main foray to use in a movie's aesthetics. Now they have an entire screen filled with CGI. Shit looks like a goddamn video game, completely breaks any suspension of disbelief. Shit is retarded.
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>>80963983
This is exactly why I don't understand all the bitching about BvS, like, people are saying the Marvel films are even watchable? With what inhalants?
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>>80964878
You can do CGI well. Just like everything else, CGI is a tool. Whedon coming from TV probably never learned to adapt properly to cinema and just ended up relying on the same poor action choreography he had with him from TV.

Another factor are these spoiled lazy actors who simply refuse to learn any proper choreography. So even the smallest punch has to be turned into CGI.
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>>80964071
This
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>>80964816
Martian Hunter basically had all the powers superman does.

Wonder Woman also largely is just a super strong woman who can/ can not fly
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>>80964912
>that Dr Strange run
What are they even doing?
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>>80964221
>genocide campaigns
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>>80964816
They're both shit, anon, at least Marvel movies aren't pretentious boring shitty movies as DC
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>>80964947
>this character that isn't in the set of films [for now] is the same as Superman
>Wonder Woman is also quite similar to Superman, but she cant fly, and uses a lasso, and other tools as weapons.
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>>80964816
You forget about Renner and Johanson, those guys can't do anything at all
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>>80964968
BvS is far beyond anything MCU has ever put out. So no, they're both not the same, despite how hard you try to make it so.
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>>80964513
guns are racist
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>>80964878
The problem isn't necessarily CGI itself, just the fact that it enables shit choreography more than practical effects did. You would never have such a messy, obnoxious clusterfuck of a scene like in the OP with practical effects due to their core nature, and you would have to have a more clear, down-to-earth fight scene. Because they know they can just throw money at their small army of CalArts graduate computer animators they just disgustingly throw tons of shit in and distract you with loud noises and particle effects so your brain just goes to white noise and you don't notice how awful it is.

You don't notice how bad this shit looks in the theater, watching these scenes in silent webms it's amazing how awful it is.
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>>80964947
>Martian Hunter basically had all the powers superman does.
My knowledge on Manhunter is limited to the Justice League cartoons but as far as I could tell he:
>super strong/invulnerable
>can fly
>can turn invisible/intangible(?)
>read minds
>is weak to fire
As far as I know Superman can only do the first 2 and Superman is way stronger.
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>>80964912
Because Marvel films know what they are, accept that, and own in. They are fun, curaaaazy action movies, light hearted in nature, fantastical, and shallow. There's really nothing wrong with that. Idk why DC dorks think their movies aren't the same thing. The only difference is the DC movies take themselves seriously and think they are making fine art. They aren't
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>>80964968
>aren't pretentious boring shitty movies
Maybe not pretentious, but get a fucking grip
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>>80965026
Martian Manhunter is essentially a green swiss army knife
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>>80965038
>They are fun, curaaaazy action movies, light hearted in nature, fantastical, and shallow
Is this ironic shilling?
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>>80965038
>The only difference is the DC movies take themselves seriously and think they are making fine art
So Marvel movies are like Suicide Squad but without memorable characters. Gotcha
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>>80965020
>You don't notice how bad this shit looks in the theater
Yes I do. Very much so.
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>>80965013
lol. No it tried to. It things it is. But under the blue tint and iconic framing shots, it's just capeshit
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>>80965038
The real only difference is that DC movies get shat on and are blunders so naturally the contrarians here flock to them. Bizarrely, all the only "great" capeshit films are the ones that are not from the respective cinematic universes/main studios, like The Dark Knight, Logan, and Spider-Man 2.
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>>80965038
This is true. DC movies are pretentious af. Blame that shitbag Nolan.
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>>80965106
It's still far beyond anything in the MCU. Hell the fact that it's actually competently shot puts it head and shoulders above its capeshit competition.
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>>80965091
Suicide Squad was made using the formula but with less iconic characters, in grin dark tint, with putty monsters from the power rangers, flat performances, and a boring story line
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Warner intern mad
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>Superhero movie isn't Iron Man plot recycled
>p-pretentious
No wonder these Marvel fanboys are stuck watching these awful movies when the moment something changes and they put their hands on their ears and scream pretentious pretentious pretentious.
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You know you're action movie is a piece of shit when the action in it is so bad that it needs comedic relief to make it palatable. I'll say it again, you need be relieved from the action scenes in your action movie. Let that sink in
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>>80965160
>Harley from SS becomes Halloween icon
When was the last time MCU contributed to popular culture past destroying blockbusters by forcing quips in every movie?
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>>80963983
This looks pretty good 2bh.
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>>80965139
The nolan films were kino though. The funny thing is DC thinks it is still making nolan tier capekino. It's delusion. I'd have more respect for DC if they just make fun action films. Because snyder is trying to say something with these movies and ultimately failing. The only good parts are the action, so they should just embrace that
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>>80965189
This post has been brought to you by discord Swedish shill.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1483451464580/
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>>80965108
>t-they're contrarians!
>the only "great" capeshit films are the ones that are not from the respective cinematic universes/main studios, like The Dark Knight, Logan, and Spider-Man 2.
That's exactly something a contrarian would say.
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>>80965160
>less iconic characters
They were so iconic that they gave them an oscar for how they were portrayed
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>>80965173
Or maybe Marvel is dogshit? Maybe?
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>>80965224
>got BTFO
>can't make an argument
As classic of a Marvel Paki that uses first-worlder as an insult.
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>>80965173
That guy collected 500 (you)s doing that AT LEAST. Those webms were fucking awful
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>>80963983
but this scene is awesome. i don't get it.
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>>80965223
No Snyder is fine doing what he does. BvS is so much better than anything in the MCU. There's no need to force Marvel's cancer on him.
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>>80963983
Does this sequence only have one color because of the extreme webm compression?
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>>80964832

yep
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>>80965258
There is nothing easier on this world than posting Marvel webms if you want easy (you)s. It's like they intentionally make these films to be mocked online.
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>reminder someone made a poll yesterday on BvS and Civil War to which BvS won overwhelmingly
Im here for the marvel paki response
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>>80964118
What do you think SWAT teams do? Is there really room for no-killing rules in real life? No.
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>>80965140
I've never been a huge comic book fan. I don't care about marvel vs dc, but this is just pathetic. You guys try to distinguish yourselves from marvel fans by pretentiously towing the line about how dc is more mature and artistically legitimate than marvel. This isn't fine art youre taking about, it's ridiculous humans doing ridiculous things in tights. get over yourself
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>>80965225
I don't think they are the best for that reason but they just happen to be that way for some reason. Maybe they take more risks than the Marvel Studios/WB films.
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>>80965223
>The nolan films were kino though
ahahahahahhaa
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>>80963983
>that green arrow guy punches one of the iron man or whatever those flying guys are and the bad guy disappears
>thor falls from a tower and immediatly has a steel bar to punch non flying guys who were just hanging there
Fucking LOL who makes this crap?
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>>80965320
It's the same three Marvel Pakis hired to shill on /tv/ around the clock. You can spot them by their recycled shitposts and how hard they try to find plot holes in DCEU and always failing.
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>>80965208
Every marvel character has been a Halloween icon. It's not unique or special that a slut character becomes popular female Halloween attire
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>>80965308
>Civil War was a scuffle between 8 people at an airport

Civil War is such an embarrassment I don't think Marvel will ever recover.
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>>80965208
providing a go-to slut costume is hardly a contribution to culture
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>>80965361
>Every marvel character has been a Halloween icon
for toddlers perhaps, and thats not exactly a culture change. Toddlers dress like superheroes every year
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>>80965346
The first two are literally the best superhero movies ever made. The third one was a pile of shit, but it doesn't change the other two.
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>>80965323
>I don't care about marvel vs dc
If I could get a cent every time a butthurt marlel wrote this to give his post legitimacy

It really says something about Marvel when its own shills don't dare defend it.
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>>80965173
I think I have one of those, the one with the magical basket. Do you guys want it or what? I can look it up in the cringe folder
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>>80965411
ahahahahahhaa
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>>80965373
Is that why Marvel is so desperate for that audience in Thor?

Look at this shit? Literally screams PLEASE GIVE OSCAR HOLLYWOOD WE'RE ALSO COOL
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>>80965411
Remember Batman 89? It paved the way for your Nolan drokk. Stop pretending anyone remembers Batman Begins.
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>>80965446
How is that a slut costume?
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>>80965411
Blade is better than both.
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>>80965446
>literally just eye shadow and a wig
Don't hold your breath waiting for that oscar
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>>80965173
>not having a collection of shitty marvel webms on your HDD
look at this fag
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>>80965431
Found it.
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>>80965411
>The first two are literally the best superhero movies ever made.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>80965493
>weve developed into a community which mocks a film's poor attempts at makeup to win an award
I like it
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>>80965534
These dudes would turn this into a XXX scene very easily.
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>>80965534
This webm is so mesmerizing. That stun lock on the black guy. That basket beating gun and then him tripping on the basket. That ScarJo doing retarded spin attack and the other henchman running straight into it despite having a gun.

There are actually shills who get paid to defend this. I pity them.
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>>80965242
Sven? is that you pretending to not be a numale again?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1483294244849/
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/1483294244849/
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/thread/69838232/#69839602
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>>80965534
she's stronk wow
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>>80963983

>arrows more effective than lasers

Hawkeye is such shit
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>>80965534
Are baskets faster than bullets? I am not a smart man
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>>80965498
is this literally a ps2 cutscene?

am I crazy or is cgi getting worse?
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>>80965659
damn this is so epic, bravo Josh!
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>>80965608
>Paki gets mad at first-worlders for calling him out
Shill harder and Disney might give you some toilet paper next.
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>>80965766
There woudln't be a Justice League movie without him making Avengers.
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Can someone explain why Cap's shield bounces? Isn't it supposed to absorb impacts?
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>>80965659
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>>80965786
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Marvel%20paki/
>4:56 PMMonday, March 27, 2017 (GMT+2) Time in Sweden
Are you going to spend 16 hours samefagging again on a Monday night??
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>>80965659
>meanwhile, widow reloads her .380 ACP glock
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>>80965659
Is this the alien invasion that killed 17 people?
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>>80965659
This movie has aged like shit
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>>80963983

looks great other than your incompetently made webm, DC'll never have their characters working seamlessly in one-shot since that's actually fun
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>>80965659
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someone please post the webm near the end of ultron where they are all standing in a circle and destroying the horde of robots coming at them. it's legitimately one of the funniest things ever.
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>>80965659
>>80965534
>>80965498
>>80964293
>>80964044
>>80963983
Stop making shit movies
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>Shall we [chop your uncut penis, you naughty naughty goyim]?
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>>80964293
>all those constant unneeded cuts
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>>80964293
did the guy who edited quantum of solace edit this?
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>Renner is in Bourne flicks
>Renner is in MCU flicks
>both franchises have the same cut problem in the action scenes
Guys, is he a DCbro double agent? He also is way too based for Marvel
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>>80966227
Poor guy doesn't belong at all in Marvel Cucks United. He's probably just phoning it in for that easy capeshit money.
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>>80966167
Quantum of Solace had an excuse since it was made during the writer's strike
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>>80964948
jumping through portals i think
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>>80963983
Wow htats bad
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Anyone have webm of Dr Strange when he runs the opposite way of his cape? It was top quips.
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>>80965814
I did it for cybertron optimus!!!!!!! huuuuraaaaaaaaa
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>>80963983
looks okay for a ps3 game, probably would look even better if it was designed exclusively for ps4 but oh well
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>>80966482
no optimus! NO!
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>>80963983
How can Marvelcucks laugh at DC when their shitty flicks look like this?
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Shill Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret viral campaigns on DC capekino, and I have over 300 confirmed shill reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. I am trained in gorilla viral marketing and I’m the top shill in the entire Disney Marketing Department. You are nothing to me but just another target audience. I will shill you the fuck out with autism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my managers in the Shill Department Headquarters in Bangladesh and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call artistic movies. Your Cinematic Universe is fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shill you in over seven hundred blogs and forums, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in 4chan.org memes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the reddit and tumblr army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable superior movie franchise off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shill quips all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>80964293
He's a god. Why did that press drop the ultimate warrior used to do hurt him?
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>>80964287
>>one shot

Would that shit even count as a 'one shot' since everyone is replaced by terrible CG doubles
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>>80963983
That shit gave a headache
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>>80965234
I would normally agree with you, but look at the filenames. It's all actually one guy.
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>>80965659
kek
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>>80966952
>he doesn't know how to download in the same filename
Someone get this newfag outta here
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Honestly that's one of the most impressive long shots I've seen in a long while
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>>80965903
Is that really her superpower? That she owns a gun?
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>>80966952
No it's just a coincidence
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>>80967087
That Aquaman shot did put the Marvel nu-males on suicide watch alright. You could feel just how hard the Marvel tumblrinas were shaking watching that toxic masculinity at display.
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>>80963983
>>80964044
>>80964293
>>80965534
>>80965659
Fuckin bad man.

I hate how these bullshit Marvel flicks get a free pass.

It's amazing how people would gobble up shit like this easily.
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>>80967175
Really makes ya think
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>>80964502
>doesn't insult your intelligence
It does though. Not even fifteen minutes in.
>We need Batman to tell the audience this is a dream sequence so they don't think he can fly on magical bats
The christian symbolism and "heady dialogue" were way too on the nose and actually, not-the-meme-version of this word, pretentious. The characters could have been rambling in bullshit technobabble and soap opera histrionics and the imagery would have carried the themes, but the movie feels a constant need to draw your attention to the things IT'S ALREADY ABOUT.
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>>80967484
And in the next post, you'll bitch and whine about how nothing makes sense and ask why Lex dislikes Superman.
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>>80967527
Nope. That was my first contribution to this thread.

>Lex's motivations in BvS
Lex is the "self-loathing autocrat." His own drive, something he can't see in others, is the only thing that justifies his will to power. He is the Superman.

But he's not, because here's someone who not only usurps Lex's role in his own narrative, but completely shatters the resentful moral imperative at the heart of that quest for validation; "Power corrupts."

Next?
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>>80967484
But I actually know people who thought he literally floated up with the bats as if they were carrying him. Even with the 'in the dream' line.
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>>80967050
>know how to
Most people don't, and even then there's no reason for it.

>not turning on the random filename generator

Lmao. I've also probably been here longer than you have.
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>>80967175
>anime reaction image
Fuck off.
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>>80967698
Just because some people need to be held by BOTH hands doesn't mean the movie was subtle.
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Jesus, who finds this good
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>>80965411
>The first two films are Spiderman 2
I don't understand
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>>80963983
Genuinely don't know what I'm supposed to be laughing at here, and I haven't seen this film.
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>>80967693
Does Lex read Nietzsche?
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>>80967484
But it looks nice, unlike literally all marvel dreck.
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>>80963983
>Joss Whedon
Never again Marvel. Never again.

Ive also never fully grasped until now how truly awful Black Widow and Hawkeye make these films. Having them riding through the middle of a battle with Aliens/Supersoldiers/robots and never getting hurt always took me right out of the action
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>>80967949
Yes. Marvel has television directors running their universe, and it shows. (pun intended)
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>>80967893
>A u T i S m
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Best Marvel product ever made coming right thru
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Whedon has always been a hack. He shoots films in the same way he shoots TV and it looks awful. Not to mention he literally writes every character as Quipmaster 2000 even if it doesn't fit them at all, because it's the only fucking character he knows how to do.
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>>80965534

>Camera shaking nonstop

STOP YOU FUCKS
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>>80963983
This long shot actually looks pretty nice. CGI looks better than Snyder's shit.

>>80964044
Now this is shit.
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>>80965446
>Look at this shit? Literally screams PLEASE GIVE OSCAR HOLLYWOOD WE'RE ALSO COOL

...how?
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>>80965814
HA HAH AAHA

why did aquanig shit himself?
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>>80967893
I'll give you a real answer.

There's no sense of place and spatial relationships. The action is taking place in what can best be described as a childlike play-verse. You can see the same thing in Indiana Jones IV; the CG chase scenes that look like video game action corridors. The individual bits make sense (Cap's little motorcycle jam, Thor taking down the tower) but it falls straight in to the uncanny valley once you link all the little riffs together.

Look at >>80964044 . It's way too kinetic and patched together. As a viewer, I don't feel like I'm moving through this space or even "merely viewing" the space. I'm being dragged, repositioned and thrown about in service of shootings schedules and stuntmen. There's no flow to the action at all.

Even though it reminded me of the goofy gang fights in the Matrix sequels, at least the Batman fights in BvS conveyed consistent movement across a well defined space.
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>>80966081
people get banned for posting traps on here anon
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>>80964293
power rangers has great fight choreography

don't lump them in with disney shit
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>>80967137
I'm sure Tumblrinas would be very happy about Aquaman and how DC have turned him into a shitskin to appease the SJWs.
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>>80965038
>They are fun, curaaaazy action movies, light hearted in nature, fantastical, and shallow
They are boring, lazy action movies, light hearted in nature, unoriginal, and shallow
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>>80965814
The way WW looks down and then slowly up looks so fucking retarded and forced.
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>>80967137
It's sad that DC will shit the bed with Aquaman. No matter how good he'll be, the incompetence of the director/producer will still tank the movie.
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>>80965498
I dont like the way that shadow hits the wall, something is off.
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>>80966552
You don't get it, movies are suppossed to be fun, even if the direction, soundtrack, characters and everything is flawed, Marvel movies are fun and the pacing is great. :^)
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>>80968437
Fucking thank you. They have actual dynamism and kinetic flow.
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>>80963983
Not-sure-if-movie-or-vidya-game.jpg
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can't believe people pay money to see this
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>>80967203
How do you not understand how Rotten Tomatoes works?

Why do you care about Rotten Tomatoes at all?
Have some fucking self-respect.
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Marvel movie with DC fight scenes would make for a true 10/10 capeshit.
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>>80965321
so it's only good when Marvel does it, good to know shill
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>>80968871
>James Wan
>incompetent

You're a real life shitposter aint cha
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Disney finds a way to lower the bar.
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>>80965038
>They aren't
Because you say so? Who named you authority on capeshit, faggot.
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>>80964703
How do you even achieve that smirk?
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>>80972011
They're raising the bar. Guardians looks fantastic and so did Doctor Strange.
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>>80973866
Doctor Strange? Did we watch the same movie? The movie where the finale takes place in some back alley in China and it looks like a set instead of an actual location?

Marvel is regressing. Their best one was Iron Man from 2008. Since then they've only gone backwards.
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>>80965534
>FWOO FWAH FWA FWAH FWOO FWAH
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>>80973376
I love this webm. Easiest way to spot an American.
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