OUTTA MY WAY FRENCH SLUTS

SUBHUMAN JERK WITH SKIN LIKE USED CONDOMS

FUCK YOU SKINNY FAT NOOB FIGHT ME AND YOU WILL GET SLAP BAD

YOU BAD ACTOR NO GOOD GUY

>>80962620
Will he ever recover from that cuck joke?

but he's fat

Only reason he's getting jobs is because he's "that fat guy". Zero fucking talent or charisma.

>>80962679
probably not, it looked like one of those humiliating watershed moments he'll remember for the rest of his life, and it was all caught on camera

>>80962761
Funniest thing is that the faggot already did this once and instantly stopped getting roles.

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how long will it last this time?

>>80962867
Do you think he has lots of loose skin? He must have really. Will he have had it removed and be full of scars? No way his body looks 'normal'.

>>80962761
Maybe he has enough money to last him the rest of his life and he'd rather be happy and healthy than continue to be an disgusting fatass

>www is-jonah-hill-fat-or-thin-this-week com

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>>80962620

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>>80962895
Yes he does. In the pic of him in the shirt you could see his nipples being very low likely because of moob flaps

Jewna Hill Feldstein.

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>>80962993

>>80963324
Did he lose weight from aids or meth?

>>80963353
How do actors generally lose and gain weight so quickly between roles?
Dunno senpai, extreme diet plan + whatever drugs they can get their hands on.

>>80963460
they get worms

>>80963324
yep loose skin

How tall is he? He looks very short and that will also impact the lines and stretched natuere of his anus and skin

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>>80962620
>>80963732
lol

>>80963732
165cm

>>80963774
Wow, he is tiny. That is probably an exaggerated height too. Little lard ass

>>80963806
>exaggerated height
it's celebheights you pleb, it's 100% spot on

>>80963887
I bet you he is 5'4". I can tell. He is a genetic mutant and is not 5' 6

>>80963909
>I bet you he is 5'4". I can tell. He is a genetic mutant and is not 5' 6
celebheights is NEVER wrong

>>80963934
I can tell you are a manlet from your posts

>>80963997
i'm 5' 8"

>>80964026
Subhuman. I am 6' 1 and still wish I was taller. 6'2 in shoes. You are like an ant to me

>>80964051
>You are like an ant to me
dude i'm 5 inches shorter than you

all i'm trying to do is say jonah is a manlet at 5' 6" rather than a turbomanlet at 5' 4"

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>>80964026
manlet height

>>80964092
Anything that starts with a 5 is pathetic you tiny fool. We are worlds apart.

>>80964140
Wow, look at those heels.

>>80964140
shut up
>>80964202
>We are worlds apart.
we're 5 inches apart
>heels
that's a shadow because he's standing on a log

>>80964026
Now I know your taking the piss 5'8 is manlet as fuck.

>>80964270
shut the fuck up

>>80964218
Your small stature has clearly made you unstable. You are closer to the size of a doll than a normal man. Get help. Your tiny brain is fried and you are sinking fast.

>>80964218
Keep in mind that your manlet status also gives you narrow shoulders and a weak frame that makes you look vastly inferior to tall men.

t. 6'2"

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>>80964325
yawn

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>>80964353
>Keep in mind that your manlet status also gives you narrow shoulders and a weak frame
wrong, i have disproportionately small legs and a large torso

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>>80964312
There's a reason girls ask for your height on tinder profiles.

It literally matters over all else.

>>80962761
>>80962804
>>80962867

Fat isn't tied to his career at all, he can still easily play "greedy/awkward/brash small guy" roles without being super fat

He just sucks at self marketing

>>80964424
fuck white people and fuck donald trump
>>80964433
>Fat isn't tied to his career at all
lol

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>>80964385
You are a physical abomination

>>80964433
Wasted double dubs. Being a fat guy that people laugh at is literally his only marketable skill.

>>80963460

meth

>>80964433
No he can't.
He has no charisma being fat was his whole schtick

>>80963460
they literally have nothing else to do in life except for hit the gym because they are rich.

he can fluctuate in weight all he wants, he'll never be taller though.

>>80965031
or not goofy looking

Manlets ITT, when will they learn?

How do i contact jonah hill?

>>80965807
You leave a subway sandwich in a bear trap and wait

>>80966141
He vapes his subs now. That's his secret

>>80966415
>those pants
wew

He has nice eyes and dresses nice

>>80964385
Literally me. I'm 5'11 but when I sit down I'm a head taller than the average person sitting down. If I had normal legs, I'd easily be 6'4".

>>80966496
this must be an edit

>>80966855
it was less than a year ago

>>80963324
why are his tits in the middle of his torso is this a shop?

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>>80962620
>mfw reading the comments on celebheights

>>80966469

sick fit Jonah, layers are off the hook