YYYYYYYYEAH

What is this.

He sounds alot younger than he looks

How did they manage to fuck up the DC cinematic universe so hard? All they had to do was use Nolan's Batman trilogy as the start, then make standalone movies for each JL member leading over several years leading up to justice league. Instead they decide to introduce every member in a 5 minute scene. Marvel literally had it written out for them.

>>80962486
Watch the first 3 episodes of 2001's Justice League. I think that'll put an end to your concern. Not that this Justice League hasn't had 2 movies of direct build up and a Wonder Woman origin thrown in for good measure.

>>80962608
We know they're doing the opposite. Marvel took their time and did it well, DC are rushing and making a complete mess of it.

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>>80962898
https://yesmovies.to/movie/justice-league-season-1-6576/65472-8/watching.html

https://yesmovies.to/movie/justice-league-season-1-6576/65475-8/watching.html

https://yesmovies.to/movie/justice-league-season-1-6576/65478-8/watching.html

1 hour of your time

I'd probably think this was badass if I were 12 and not old and gay.

>>80962898
>Marvel took their time and did it well
Nope.

>DC are rushing and making a complete mess of it.
Yup.

>>80962280
I smell kino

>>80962280
Gotta say, Aguabro is the only good thing in the entire trailer.

>>80962280
The lengths they have had to go to make aquaman a completely new and somewhat cool character...

>>80962280

This entire trailer was terrible.

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DC's "chaotic" movie universe as you call it actually reflects the comics DC universe. While the MU was created by 4 to 6 guys and intended to be 1 world,DC is an amalgamation of several incompatible realities. That's why you have crime in Gotham while the Flash and Superman could easily stop all crime ever

>>80962280
That was based though

>aquaman is already more popular than spiderman
What a time to be alive

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>>80963289

You are funny.

>>80962280

This movie is going to be so bad it's hilarious. Trailer was trash. Humor was shit. CGI was bad, especially Cyborg.

>>80963303
Funny and right

>>80962486
>Nolanverse is good
When will this meme end...

>>80962280
Jesus Christ.

>>80963372

Compared to other capeshit? Yes, it's good.

>>80963012
Comic books are all about keeping the 12 year old inside you alive though
Why else would you watch cool people doing cool shit?

>>80963372
>Nolanverse is bad
This is only meme here

>>80963396

Those movies are not for comics fans. How much do top US comics sell? 200k is what top sellers in the industry do.

Those movies need millions to see them.

>>80962280
That trailer was GOAT by capeshit standards

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He have tank that climbs walls? Why?

>>80962280
>Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Justice Leauge
>[music starts]

>>80963392
No it is not. Nolan movies feel like normal action movies. They don't convey the comicbook atmosphere one bit.
At least, not something I want to see... Sure Ledger's performance made one movie above average (it doesn't hold up btw) but it lacks the "supernatural" elements
Watchmen is the golden standard for capeshit

>>80963434
>human military tech is worthless
>unless Batman makes it

Ebin.

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>>80963459
>They don't convey the comicbook atmosphere one bit.

That's a good thing.

One word... Hella. Fuckin'. Epic.

>>80963485
>called the black owl
>he's fucking blue

>>80963468
Why are you assuming an Abrams can't kill some aliens?

>>80963485
Ace standalone movie when?

>>80963485
>all those bulges

The other picture from this lineup is funnier IMO btw.

>>80963434
You're not truly this dumb yeah?

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>>80963459
Hmmm.

>>80963485
The others are pretty bland as well but somebody actually character designed "Doc"
Jesus...

>>80963459
>Nolan movies feel like normal action movies.
They don't.
>They don't convey the comic atmosphere one bit.
They convey the retardation of Batman without any of the cool gothic or martial arts elements.

>>80963485
Looks fine. The trailer was fine compared to the shit we get these days anyway, and most important thing of all; it did not spoil shit.
Why do these movies receive so much hate? BvS was just a mediocre movie, then again you either see people talk about it like its the worst movie in the history of human kind or the exact opposite.

>>80963528
Jock here. Literally what is the purpose of having an invisible airplane if it doesn't make you invisible too?

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>>80963485
>Rainbow Boy
that can't be real can it?

>>80963528
They obviously make executive decisions to eliminate the silly parts
Flash isn't running past a fuckton times the speed of light
Superman cannot turn the time back by reversing the rotation of earth
Wonder woman doesn't do silly things like Lynda Carter's series
Aquaman doesnt wear the ridiculous costume
etc...

>>80963568
It's like, a metaphor dude. Or a simile or some shit

>>80963582
>They obviously make executive decisions to eliminate the silly parts
>but added mr.autismo and honka honka instead
Will they ever learn?

>>80963547
You could literally replace batman with steven segal in Nolan's batman movies
He might even have done the stunts based on the large scale fight in teh 3rd movie, who knows

>doesn't reveal Superman
>doesn't show the bad guy
>action + humor
>manages to bring the hype
>makes aquaman look cool
Objectively the best capeshit trailer of the year so far, considering Logan's was last years.

>>80963485
>Rainbow boy
>Boy King
>Man of war
>Doc

That can't be real

>>80962717
Yeah, those three episodes sucked. The show was true capekino after that, but the rushed introductions for everyone but Superman, Batman, and Martian Manhunter were just badly done.

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>>80963004
>tempted to kill myself today
>see this
>smile and end up watching the series again

Well thank you anon. Might do what I was thinking some other day but I will finish this first I guess.

>>80963485
>Boy King
KINO

>>80962280
HOYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>80962486
>another bunch of shitty movies incapable of telling a story but merely setting up souless and unfunny sequels and team up movies
No thanks, I can understand that Snyder fucked up with BvS up I prefer their approach. If a 10 year old could follow the Justice League cartoon with no prior knowledge so can your average movie goer in this day and age. Thing is, people refuse everything that it's no up to the muh MCU standards which is practically chewed fast spood directly pumped in your mouth.

>>80963624
Ok so NOW quips are ok?

>>80963485
>you will never be a kid reading comic books in the 40s and 50s

>>80963803
Thank go for that

>>80963039
>took their time
>by making the same films over a dozen times

I'd hate to see how Star Wars and Caper Crew flicks would be done by the same practices you preach.

>>80962486
>All they had to do was use Nolan's Batman trilogy as the start

Well for starters, Christian Bale didn't want to return

WB offered him 40 million dollars to return as Batman for BvS and he declined, man's got integrity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW0CbJH1oGk

>>80964331
>Christian Bale didn't want to return
He's a real actor though, and I bet he made a fucking fortune working with a director hes got history with. I think bale is just too good for snyder.

>>80962280
This scene is metal as fuck.

I love it.

>>80964460
>>80964331
Most of his gripes were the damn costume that he couldn't move for shit.

>people complaining about the 90s being back
Fucking plebs the lot of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdSDuJu04xU

>>80964297
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>80964460
How is Bale better than Shannon for example? The Dark Knight flicks are laughable my little buddy.

>>80963396
Exactly. You have to be twelve years old to think this shit is "badass" and "cool."

>>80964528
Mouse cucks are under this impression that to build a cinematic universe, films like Stars Wars ANH would've needed 6 separate films before you get the installment of ANH

>>80963258
Fucking saved.

>cuck leap

>>80962280
If this was surrounded by neon instead of explosions and midnight, it'd literally be out of a Schumacher Batflick.
It is the perfect summation of the universe. Camp that demands to be taken seriously.

YEH-YUH

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>>80963289
>>aquaman is already more popular than spiderman
You fucking wish, retard

>>80963434

WTF I hate cool vehicles now

>>80964532
>The Dark Knight flicks are laughable my little buddy.
Maybe, but like I said hes worked with nolan before on a generally well recieved little flick that elevated itself from its weird sub-genre (period sci fi thriller/mystery).
From what I've read they're friendly off set.
He doesn't have any prior relationship with snyder, and not a lot in his filmography would be something that would make an actor be like "Fuck! I need to work with that guy."
Plus after the fiasco on the set of terminator salvation, he probably wasn't chomping at the bit to get tied to a studio making genre franchise shit in perpetuity.
I mean all the marvel headliners have complained about being obligated to disney year round. It would probably be tough to rope in an established actor for that kind of commitment.

>>80965753
In retrospect, I enjoy the campiness of Schumacher's movies.

They're shitty movies, but at least they're not afraid to have fun. I also genuinely think Cloon-tang made a good bruce wayne. Shame he had nothing to work with.

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>>80962486
>>80962898
>REEEEEEEEEEE you can't introduce characters without them having their own film first

that's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>80962486
>use Nolan's Batman trilogy as the start,
His movies are just action movies with a guy dressed as batman. They are made for people that don't like super hero movies.

>>80966473
I think Schumacher was ahead of his time if I'm honest. It was too campy too soon after the gritty revolution of the late 80's and early 90's. Grimdark was too cool with Camp still seen as lame and dorky, not realizing that a nice blend of the too that didn't go too far in either direction was the best way to go, especially if you want to do something like a shared live action DC universe with the bulk of the heroes bright and poppy 90% of the time, while the Bat column of the universe operates in opposite ratios.
I think if you were able to keep Schumacher's tone for the universe as a whole, drop the neon, and let Bruce operate with Batman '89 tone, you could have a solid blend. Snyder looks to be going peak Schumacher, and trying to mix it with peak BvS, and IMO it looks like it is going to mix worse than oil and water.

>>80966597
>TDK trilogy
>action movies
Stop.

>>80963528
How will they explain a woman from an amazon barbarian tribe having stealth technology or even knowing how to fly a plane?

>>80966585
WB needs to let Timm and Dini executive produce their cinematic universe.
I promise no matter what they do its not going to top the darkseid fight from JLU. I'm a grown ass man and i still get chills hearing the world of cardboard speech right before he lays out that sonic boom punch.
They got the characters and delivered a story that wasnt afraid to go from silly to deathly serious, and delivered to all audiences from kids to cynical assholes like myself.

>>80962280
The CGI looks lame as fuck.

>>80967140
>this scene but with Jesse Eisenberg and Ezra miller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXZWBJ-KKaU

>>80966699
Checked.
Most people dont appreciate how campy the burton movies were, but that had that great burton quasi gothic aesthetic (before it became a meme) that fooled a lot of people into thonking it was darker than it was.
Batman Forever, and Batman and robin had problems, but the tone and setting wasn't one of them.
And honestly I loved Gotham in B&R. Like buton on acid.

>>80967232
>Hmmmmmm boys... I guess this is the part where you pour grannys peach tea on my head
>[puts jolly rancher in supermans mouth]

>>80967239
>that great burton quasi gothic aesthetic (before it became a meme) that fooled a lot of people into thonking it was darker than it was.
That's why I think it would be able to blend well with Forever tier Shumacher's tone.

>>80967370
>Ezra Flash does everything like in the JLU video except getting sucked into the Speed Force.
>Jesse Eisenberg still incapacitated. and Can't get up.
>Ezra Flash: Oh I brought you a little something.
>Flash pours the "granny's peach tea" on his head.

>>80962486
Marvel only did that because the general audience only knows of Spider-Man, and everyone knows most of JL mains.

>>80963303
you know that image is years old now right, and that thanks to the DCEU the market share for DC has massively shot up

>>80963303
>2014
it's 2017 sweetie.

Orion when?

>>80970288
Who do we think Snyder casts?

>>80970374
Karl Urban.

>>80962280
WOW! NUMALES BTFO! DCHAD SNYDERBRAHS FTW! EPIC!

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>>80970466
Can't argue with that suggestion, Sheev.

>>80963289
based webhead is just short of reaching superman/batman levels of recognition

moron

>>80962280
Aquaman is the buttrock of the DCEU.

>>80963485
These are all very homoerotic.

>>80970591
Pretty much all old comics are. I think it was an inside joke amongst the writers or something.

>>80970374
Hardy imo.

>>80970677
Fuck. I hope not. I want him for Midnighter. Plus he isn't a big enough guy to look bigger than the existing cast.

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>Unironically using the "Batman's superpower is being rich" joke
>/tv/ will somehow defend this

>>80963372
well memed my fellow 4channer

>>80970806
We don't have to defend it. It defends itself.

>>80970874
Of course it does, but only coming out of RDJ's mouth. Not an actor making a legitimate effort to portray Bruce Wayne.

>>80970806
A joke is a joke you humorless sperg

>>80970929
It's like I'm actually speaking with an MCU writer.

>>80970857
It's not a meme. Go watch TDK with your nostalgia goggles off. This is coming from someone who loves these characters and thinks Nolan can be brilliant(huge Prestige fan here).

TDK is riddled with one of the chief criticisms people throw at BvS - bad editing. It's like whoever edited it couldn't be assed to let a scene run through to completion, like they edited out three seconds here, five seconds there with an eye on nothing but the run-time, no consideration to how jarring it makes the scenes.

Take for example the courtroom scene.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hS09KosADQE

No pause for the spectators to realize what's happening and slowly start applauding, just an instantaneous smattering of applause from the gallery. It's weak and it does not work to convey how people are coming to view Dent as some sort of crusading champion of Gotham.

Bruce's fundraiser.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tDf827q5kGg

It's like Bruce had a longer, more convincing speech that got edited down for time, and at the end of it, we again get the unconvincing smattering of instantaneous applause followed by an immediatel snap to the next scene where Rachel soundboards emotion and nuance we never saw conveyed by Bruce's words or mannerisms.

I love this movie and Ledger's performance will always remain a master work, but hailing this or any other film in the Nolan trilogy as some untouchable masterpiece of cape films is unwarranted praise.

>>80971005
Who's he saying it to? An insider. Even more to the point, an insider with whom he's left with no choice but to attempt to forge some sort of bond.

Bruce Wayne is talking to a man who can quite literally race the beam of a flashlight. Some self-deprecating tongue-in-cheek modesty is both funny as well as fitting.

>>80971598

Your employer should have told you that poorly attacking quality films is a bad idea. It's not gonna make Snyder garbage look any better.

>>80971720

If they wanted to write light comedy they should have hired someone capable of doing that, not a second-rate thriller guy with no experience.

>>80972310
But that quip was better than anything in the MCU except the first Iron Man

>>80970523
>uses non canon first name
Fuck off Mousecuck

>>80972360

It's not even a quip, it's the most generic joke possible. He might as well looked at the camera abd winked while a laugh track plays.

>>80962280
this movie honestly looks like a CGI nightmare.

>>80971598
Nolan is notorious for only doing one take, which means the editor has nothing to work with.
Shit every DKR webm thread is lousy with examples of BRAVOLAN at work.

>>80972447
>implying sheevposting is /tv/ as fuck
Its treason then.

>>80963004
Hey bro. Hook me up with Season 2. I'm done with 1st. Please

>>80962486
The Nolan flicks are awful, and besides a terrible representation of Batman.

It's better to just jump into the DCU, these characters are archetypes- most are known, you'll learn what you have to, otherwise enjoy the ride.

>>80972251
Keep telling yourself it's the Holy Grail. I assure you it is not.

Still a good film, mind you, but far from a masterpiece.

>>80972310
You don't seem to understand the difference between a comedy and humor.

>>80972940
>The Nolan flicks are awful
Still better than anything Snyder has made.

>>80962280
The first major cape series that's going to tank completely?

Marvel has that whole 'relatable down to earth heroes' thing going on, while DC is aiming for 'bigger than life'.
I don't think DC can pull off the same shit as Marvel did.

>>80962717
>Batman kills like twelve bad guys in those 3 episodes.
>it's okay when Timm & Dini do it.

I love the show, but it's weird how nobody even blinked.

>>80962717
>Not that this Justice League hasn't had 2 movies of direct build up and a Wonder Woman origin thrown in for good measure.
It's almost like there were two series beforehand that fully developed Batman, his world and code, Superman, his world and code, and also introduced the Flash and Green Lantern as well. The JL movie is going to be introducing Flash, Cyborg, and Aquaman. The JL series introduced Diana and J'onn. So who exactly was cramming compared to the other again?

>>80976027
Not a part of the DCCU, so those are irrelevant.

>>80976056
You trying to say DCAU or DCEU. The DCCU isn't a thing.

>>80976090
>DCCU
DC's Cinematic Universe isn't a thing?

>>80976138
No. That is officially referred to as the DC Extended Universe. That's how WB refers to it, which means that is how everyone should refer to it.

>>80970806
The thing that bothers me the most is the fact that it was sort of used by Tony Stark in Iron Man 1. And it wasn't that funny.

>>80976182
It's not a part of their movie universe line up so it's irrelevant.

>>80976027
>It's almost like there were two series beforehand that fully developed Batman, his world and code, Superman, his world and code, and also introduced the Flash and Green Lantern as well.
I do not remember Flash and Green Lantern being introduced in those cartoons. I only watched Batman The Animated Series before Justice League anyways. I thought Superman was boring like every other kid. I had no issues understanding The Justice League cartoon.

>>80976212
The Justice League movie isn't part of their movie universe line up? Wow. That's news to me.

>>80962486

nah. the nolanverse is too grounded for a flying guy and a wonder, woman.

they should have let snyder make one more super man movie and then let ben make a batman movie, then made Batman AND Superman bro movie, then introduce they others with batman and superman separately, like have superman meet WW and batman meet the flash

then do justice league. This way works also.

>>80963434

this entire scene has me pondering what could be going on. they're in some kind of tube thing, batman is there with his tub-crawler and shit. wonder whats going on.

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>Look guys we also have quips and le humor :-). Give us money. We promise we'll be like marvel

Fuck this shit nigga. BVS was trash, but at least it had a different atmosphere and tone. Now it'll be just quips. Fuck

Can't wait for the extended scene where Aquaman visits Seaworld and has a mental breakdown at the sight of all his fishy friends in captivity

>>80976246
There was an episode when Superman had Flash on because they had a race around the world. Then Kyle Raynor showed up and received his ring. Superman helped him fight Sinestro. They introduced Flashes character and abilities, as well as the GL mythos and basics. If you saw that episode, you might have been surprised when John Stewart showed up, but there was nothing surprising about him, and the first arc following the secret origin in the Justice League series was focused on John and gave him a little individuals background info.
With all of that said, I am sorry you didn't see the Superman series. You may have understtod the series without seeing it, but it doesn't invalidate the fact that Timm chose to introduce them prior to Justice League.

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>>80968072
and i bet you have a graph to prove it, right?

right?

>>80976394
It didn't help that Batman had 2 really good movies (in my eyes) meanwhile I didn't own any Superman VHS tapes to indoctrinate me.

>>80963485

LOL, these are fucking awful. this is liek when some guy born in 1998 falls in love with 90's era NES Action Platform games so he makes one and it's impossible to play and he says "yeah, just like them ol' nintendo gaemz"

No Michael O'Reilly, nintendo games we're not shitty memorization, instant death bullshit.

>>80976514
Not blaming you man. Jut trying to bring you up to speed. I swear I'm not trying to be a dick, I just want to give you a little bit of info.

>>80967232

i wish that they had actually made flash movie first, and built up an audience love for barry. So that when the time comes everyone feels the emotional impact comic book fans felt when they saw him save everyone.

>>80976257
No, I'm talking about all the other stuff you mentioned, dumb ass.

>>80976770
You mean the other stuff the post I was responding to also mentioned and was comparing to the movie?

>>80965859
wtf I want to get the Happy Meal toyof the cool car for my collection now

>>80977166
Are you retarded? I'm talking about how you're excusing DC from actually building up their characters for their new movie line up by saying "well the cartoons from two decades ago exist" or "these unrelated movies that aren't a part of their current movie line up exist so it's okay"

That's a terrible argument.

>>80966597
Mature adults?

>>80976394

also aquaman

>>80977268
>you're excusing DC from actually building up their characters for their new movie line up by saying "well the cartoons from two decades ago exist" or "these unrelated movies that aren't a part of their current movie line up exist so it's okay"
That was your takeaway? Because I think that's what they post I was responding to was trying to say. If anything, I'm saying the DCAU actually did build up Batman and Superman more than the DCEU has, and introduced Flash and GL more than the DCEU will have before JL. From that point on, I was simply trying to make a quantitative comparison. The DCAU introduced two characters in it's Justice League origin story. The DCEU will be introducing 3. I may have needed to be more explicit, but what I was trying to convey is that the cartoon from two decades ago did a better job building up its characters for a new series than this modern shared universe has.

>>80977478
Did Aquaman show up before JL? That was third arc of the first season of JL, and no one seemed to vouch for him because no one seemed to have known him beforehand. I may be incorrect, but I watched all of the DCAU, and don't recall him until Justice League.

>>80976514
>meanwhile I didn't own any Superman VHS tapes to indoctrinate me.
Oh no, you never saw the Batman/Superman crossover special? It was great, and has a great moment where Bruce Wayne cucks Clark Kent, just to show he can.

>>80964331
http://www.cosmicbooknews.com/content/false-rumor-report-christian-bale-didnt-get-offered-50-million-batman-no-100-million-hugh-ja

>>80977594
Nah didn't even see that. Saw Mask of Phantasm and Return of the Joker (also seen Batman Beyond). I can't remember if I deliberately avoided Superman or what. At least JL/JLU force fed me.

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>>80974927
>I don't think DC can pull off the same shit as Marvel did.

Thank God.

This moment right here is when Snyder won, btw.

Pic related.

Rejoice that you were alive to see it.

>>80977896
I wonder if Gadot is upset she didn't get to be Moses in Snyder's Deity League.

Didn't Snyder realize his drab, grey, colourless palette was a fucking failure in BvS? He did the same fucking thing there.

>>80977686
Oh man, the Mr. Freeze movie was also pretty good if i remember correctly.
There are a lot of great quotes from Bruce Timm about ignoring the studios pleas to pander to the audience and focus groups and instead treat the audience with respect by telling a well crafted stories.

>>80962280
It doesn't even look like a movie anymore, or anything, really.
Closest thing to this would be shitty japanese cgi-movies, but also color-graded to death.
How does Snyder even sleeps at night? All his previous movies, while stylized to death, at least still had some reason behind that style
This has literally zero substance

>>80979439
We're betting that Superman brings the light back with him.

>>80979706
So we'd get yet another jesus-imagery-fest?
For what purpose? It's just as blunt, bland and blatant as everything else in this thing.
It won't have any effect on anyone besides 14 y.o. listening to christian rock anymore
I just don't understand
I used to enjoy Snyders flicks, and never jumped on MoS-hate bandwagon, but after watching BvS I weren't even able to remember anything of substance about that movie and even forgot which movie I watched just after two weeks, it's like that movie had gaping void inside of it and that trailer looks like this void collapsed on itself

>>80980097
>So we'd get yet another jesus-imagery-fest?
You didn't think it would be? When BvS was greenlit so was Justice League. This is Snyder's trilogy. By the time BvS got panned by critics it was too late to halt the Justice League train.

>>80963004
Holly fuck, THANK YOU anon, you are awesome.

>STOP HAVING FUN

Fuck you guys. I'm hyped for this.

>>80963575
I'm amazed that you only found Rainbow Boy to be gay. I'm fucking perplex on how nobody is dying of laughter to The Dart & Ace and their Erection Uniforms.

>>80963004
doing God's work anon. keep it up.

>>80963673
Watch the whole show. At least if you are leaving this world, watch Flash being based as fuck, Batman being Batman and Superman not being fucking gay at least once. And please don't forget to watch every time travel shenanigans episodes, those are fucking primo K I N O.

>>80980097
Really? Is Jesus all you can see?

Zack was kind enough to you retards to point out three other gods he's pictured as by people over the course of both films, but ah well, I guess a story about the perils of god-malpking just isn't your thing.

>>80963786
>If a 10 year old could follow the Justice League cartoon with no prior knowledge so can your average movie goer
You do understand this childlike view of superhero cartoons is completely idiotic to the adult mind, right?

>>80963004
BASED
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This series is fucking GOAT. Got a link for season 2?

>>80976701
specially since he is always thinking he isn't good enough.

>>80967232
The whole build up, and this very scene is what made the animated series so damn great. It was always him thinking less of himself and at some point everyone else knowing that the whole world can go to shit if he died.

>>80963459
Watchmen is antithetical to capeshit, it is a critique of capeshit grounded in realism and realpolitik. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>80981281
It's damn funny that the actual story taking a shit on capeshit in general ended up being a decent capeshit movie.

>>80981035
They are so stupid they don't know who Apollo is m8.

Why do you think they insist on Luthor hating his dad being his sole motivation even after the whole speech in the fucking party? They think prometheus is an alien movie

>>80981120
Its all on netflix, if that is available.

>>80981515
>Why do you think they insist on Luthor hating his dad being his sole motivation even after the whole speech in the fucking party?
Because he explicitly states that when he talks to superman on the roof.

>>80963303
spiderman is owned by 20th century fox bby

>>80982259
And it's a smokescreen, dumbshit.

How is he God, a "flying demon," and the child of a witch all at once?

Because Lex was playing him, dumbass

>>80976027
Are you retarded? We already have Man of Steel and BvS, which introduces Batman and Superman and their code, we will also have WW before JL, so she isn't a problem either.

>>80962309
Aquaman in DCEU is a badass surfer dude

>>80962280
You made me think of Crazy Taxi.

>>80982259

>characters can only have one reason for doing the things they do

t. film school student

>>80963004
>dat forced interracial romance
no wonder DCucks are this pathetic if they grew up watching this

>>80976342
Flash,Batman Wonderwoman are fighting in an underground tunnel that has turned into a parademon nest

that vehicle Batman is called The Nightcrawler (basically a spider tank) its Wayne tech