(;_;)

>>80956926
Best movie of 2017. So wanna see it again in cinemas

>>80956949
This.
I can't believe I might actually leave my house a second time for this. That never happens.

>>80956926
As soon as I saw they desecrated the cross I walked out of the theater and demanded my money back. I didn't stay for the rest of the movie.

>>80956926
If I were the cinematographer I would have had a mountain face closer to the grave, and have the cross remain untouched. Zoom the scene out and reveal the shadow of the cross forms an "X" on the mountain face.

>there's (a lake)water

that's where i want to be buried and at least have said at my funeral

>>80956926
who's grave?

>>80957656
Cool idea but it wouldn't have the same emotional impact.

>>80957835
Hugh Jackedman

>years later someone will find a metal skeleton and wonder wtf

>>80957656
thank god you're not

>>80957958
Probably not that weird living in a reality filled with superhuman mutants and experimental monsters.

>>80957958
Who the fuck would see his skeleton? A person that likes to desecrate graves that happens upon Logan's grave? What are the odds of that?

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Hufne Keenman

>>80958039
WHY DID YOU DO THIS

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T3t5I123keI

T.T

>>80957589
>As soon as the credits rolled I asked for my money back

I should try that

>>80956926
this movie is the biggest pleb bait, the capeshit waters are coming out in droves acting like this is actually good cinema when its just an average movie. Really shows how much they've seen.

>>80956949
I've already been twice, no regrets.

I just know the next Xmen film will be shit now though

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>>80958512
It's the Dark Knight of Marvel

>>80958512
I was expecting a great movie, from what everyone was saying, including /tv/. It wasn't bad, but I was a letdown.

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>>80958555
We need to increase the box office to about $700 million!

Make the studios know we only want R Rated capeflicks in future

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>>80958600
Logan is an anagram of your life. If you didn't like Logan, you don't like your life.

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AYYYY she's been cast in another movie! I don't have to kill myself now.

>>80958039
I don't like this one bit.

>a piece of wood killed someone made out of the strongest material known to man


is this civ?

>>80958840
Wood went through his organs, he was dying anyway and his healing factor was gone

>>80958879


>stryker, you're fired!


why was he dying?

>>80958912
Adamantium poisoning

>>80958912
>why was he dying?

Adamantium poisoning

>>80958912
>why was he dying?

Watch the movie.

>>80958603
>Iron Man beating a guy's face to a gooey mess and making a quip

We don't really want that.

>>80958689
I don't see anything about that on her IMDB. Are you bamboozling?

>>80958912
The last 20 year they drug the foods of the world with shit that kills the mutant gene, thats why mutant were not born. That drug + the adamantium in logan highly toxic + he's fuckign 200 year old. It just couldn't keep up anymore.

Ugh this was fucking depressing.

>>80959344
ugh me no agree, kronk thought movie good ugh.

>>80959052
>drug

No. It was all adamantium poisoning and his age.

If the food messed with mutant powers then the entire plot revolving around Xavier would be for nothing. Why would you buy expensive seizure-medication if you could just force-feed the old fuck a bunch of soda to get rid of his powers? I can hardly see them going out of their way to eat only organic while living in their little desert-shack strapped for cash.

>>80956949
>>80957090
Watch more movies you pleb cunts

>>80959642
This, the food/water shit only stopped new mutants being born, it didn't take away current mutant's powers. The remaining mutants were hunted down or killed by Charles' seizures

>>80959787
>The remaining mutants were hunted down or killed by Charles' seizures
Disappointingly Charles only apparently killed the seven X-Men members in is proximity. I was hoping when I saw that first trailer that Charles mindnuked literally every mutant.

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>tfw when we'll never have 300 post discussions about this movie again.

>>80959866
/tv/ - Snyderpleb Generals

>>80960361
And power rangers shill threads. I refuse to believe that many people are marathoning a childrens show for two weeks.

>>80958634
I have no problem being accepted and loved by my wife's daughter thank you.

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>the farmer tried to shoot Logan before he died

>>80957656
its more emotionally when a person does it. its not just an artistic choice but a character one.

your shit at this, stop.

>>80958689
says who?

>>80959866
we had like... literally 30 of them during the first 2 or 3 weeks. thats enough bro, thats enough.

>>80956926
X GON GIVE IT TO YA

>>80960695
Why would he shoot him after he died? That would be like shooting a man before throwing him out of a plane.

>>80960844
No it would be like jumping out of the plane before shooting the man.

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>>80960768
In an interview two days ago she said she'll be in the independent film "Ana" that starts shooting this summer in Puerto Rico. Apparently Luis Guzman is in it too.
She said that she was gonna be a chemist, veterinarian, or a biologist, but that her role in Logan made her want to continue acting. I guess we'll be seeing more of her.

>>80961057

FOR YOU

>>80961074
All I care about is seeing her in a Logan sequel. Don't care about watching any of her other stuff

>>80961074
interview link?

plus shes a kid, dont have to take that stuff too seriously. when i was a kid i said i wanted to be a pyrotechnician.

>>80961106
It'll probably be in Spanish too, so I doubt it will do much good for her career. I don't think we'll hear about another xmen movie with her for at least another 1.5-2 years.

>>80958600
you are a letdown

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>>80961155
I checked the translation and it's pretty bad. You can still get an idea what they're saying though.
http://www.fotogramas.es/Cinefilia/Dafne-Keen-las-nuevas-garras-de-Lobezno

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Does anybody have a translation of the scene between Logan and Laura when she first started to speak?

>>80961353
Yeah if I heard right she said "I don't have to speak to you when you treat me badly!" and the other times she was just urging him to take her to Eden.

>>80958450
A fucking fondant covered cake... That's what they get him for a going away cake, one covered in that nasty gummy shit?? They couldn't spring for a properly frosted cake for Jackman?!?!

>>80961536
Am I the only person who likes fondant?

>>80961536
Haha, your right, it doesn't look like a particularly good cake, like, maybe something someone from HR in an office would get for someones birthday. They coulda got the gordon ramsey of cakes to come in and whip up something spectacular

>>80961760
Mangold is a penny pinching jew after all.

do I have to or should I see other related movies before watching logan?

>>80961973
You should see the others if you want to experience the full emotional weight of the movie. It's still a fantastic movie regardless.

>>80961973
not really. i didn't know shit about the x men timeline and i don't even read the comics and i liked the movie

>>80961973

Have you seen no X-Men movie? Watch X1, X2, First Class, and Days of Future Past. There, you're caught up.

>>80959866
>tfw when we'll never have 300 post discussions about this movie again.

Hello, you must be new here. When the decent rips of Logan come out, there will be a slew of threads about it. /tv/ is full of cheapfucks who don't want to buy a movie ticket.

>>80962917
You actually think so? I really enjoyed discussing this movie and I'm kinda sad now.

>>80962945
Oh yeah, I hadn't even considered that. Yeah that anon is right, when the BRip comes out the board will get flooded with Logan threads again and a few new dafne converts probably.

>>80962945
>You actually think so?

I'm not guessing. That is the cycle of /tv/.

>movie comes out
>people on here discuss it, usually giving it praise
>after a while, discussion dies down
>good rips come out, and spark discussion all over again
>this time, people start to bash the movie for any little flaw

That's basically happens when any movie comes out. Actually visit the board more often, and you'll start to notice.

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>>80962970
Childhood is wanting Millie as your daughterfu. Adulthood is realizing Dafne is the patrician choice.

>>80963037
I'll be patiently waiting :)

ive seen it fourteen times already WOW

>>80963051
Shut up faggot, don't shit on other peoples waifus.

>>80959866
>superhero movie
>discuss
dude he was fighting and stuff lmao

>>80963112
Daughterfu*. Stay mediocre.

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>>80963127
You'll never understand.

>>80963246
I can understand though

even the most emotional super hero movies barely scratch the surface of what even Disney cartoons are capable of exploring on thematic and emotional levels

>>80963309
>I can understand though
*Proceeds to not understand*

I'm honestly sad that this isn't the last X-Men thing they're going to do because this is a really great farewell to the entire franchise.

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>>80961353
NORTH DAKOTA
NORTH DAKOTA
NORTH DAKOTA

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>>80958450
F to pay respects

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>>80963536
[growls in spanish]

>>80963555
Turns out they were unisex.

>>80958450
Hugh is based

>>80963555
was this ever used

>tfw this movie tickled my single man probably unfit to be a dad raising a daughter bone so I would love it no matter how good it is
This, Last of Us, Walking Dead, Clannad, it's probably me projecting since I won't ever have kids

>>80963630
Why won't you have kids? They're the greatest joy in life.

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>>80963656
I'm legitimately sterile

>>80963703
FUCK. This is my biggest worry in life right now. I took an OTC sperm count test and got a negative score. I'm hoping that it's cause I'm fat as fuck and had a horrible fever two weeks before. I'm scared out of my mind though. What caused your sterility? Klinefelter's Syndrome? Mumps?

>>80956926
were the kids like weak knockoffs of the mutants they were cloned from or had they just not developed yet? also how will x-23's bones grow if they're encased in adamantium?

>>80963703
harsh barley brother

>>80963862
>were the kids like weak knockoffs of the mutants they were cloned from or had they just not developed yet?
they're kids
> also how will x-23's bones grow if they're encased in adamantium?
they aren't encased

>>80963629
NOPE.

>>80963885
>they aren't encased
what do you mean?

also, was the kid who dropped the truck on x-24 magento or jean grey?

>>80963629
>>80963888

if there's a deadpool 2 cameo we might see it

>>80963773
I've got a varicocele, apparently it's one that's significantly riskier to operate on then usual. The odds aren't great that anything will change if it's successful either.

Hope yours is temporary, bad health does affect sperm count so if you get checked again in the future it should be different.

>>80963906
>what do you mean?
can you read?
read your question and then read the fucking answer
>also, was the kid who dropped the truck on x-24 magento or jean grey?

his name is rictor figure it it out

>>80963953
That's peculiar. I've never once heard of a varicocele that leads to complete sterility. I'd be willing to bet that you have either reverse ejaculation or Obstructive Azoospermia. This means that the testis produce sperm but can't deliver it to the ejaculate for some reason (often a blockage in the vas deferens). I would get a testicular biopsy if I were you.

>>80963999
no need to bounce off the handle mon frere

>>80964034
I said sterile but it's more infertile with low odds of changing that outside of just taking it all apart, I took medication for retrograde ejaculation for some tests but nothing seemed to change, I can still get some if I ever decide to try make a babby but the results are inconsistent even in the working cases. I've been told IVF treatment or some others will work but you need a willing partner for that. And it's fucking expensive.

Right now I'm sitting with my dogs not barking and some pretty big obstacles to get them barking before I can even begin to get to having kids. Shit isn't great.

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>>80964273
I'm sorry you're going through all that, it sounds extremely rough. I wish you luck in your future paternal endeavors and would like to remind you that fertility treatment is moving at the speed of light. We're all gonna make it.

>>80964372
I mean I guess if I'm really lucky they will figure out artificial wombs and genetic modification fast enough to have a qt catgirl daughteru. Could even give her claws like Laura.

>>80964450
I was thinking more along the lines of sperm germ cell multiplication but I like your idea better.

>>80959642

it wasnt common knowladge that basic things are killing their mutant powers. who is saying charles fucked up mind isnt the result of the same drugs? Of course they are jnot droppingdead from the drug, logan is because he actually has the poisoning BESIDES weakened mutant power..

>>80961353
IIRC she says you're welcome and Logan freaks out because apparently she could speak all along and gets mad and she gets mad and asks him why would she want to talk to him if he's always insulting and yelling at her and then she just starts autistically repeating the kids names until he agrees to take her to North Dakota even though he's telling her Eden doesn't exist

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>movie is obviously from the new timeline
>mentions tonnes of shit that happened in the old timeline

How hard is it, really?

>>80958033
Guy looking for treasure with a metal detector.

>>80966028

if anything it's even more likely Magneto would try his statue of liberty stunt in this new timeline since Xavier let him off with killing millions of people

>>80961230
It's a movie shooting in Puerto Rico named "Ana"

she only mentioned she wanted to study to be a biologist or veterinarian, but Logan made her want to be an actress now

>>80966145
I speak spanish. I was telling him the translation was bad in case he didn't. Thanks for help though; it's the thought that counts!

>>80960695

It was Logan's fault that his family was dead. He should have insisted they keep driving.

>>80961230
>Lobezno

Are they serious?

>>80966734
What? It means wolverine in Spanish.

>>80966775
It's just weird how they translated the name. Here in Brazil he's still Wolverine (we pronounce the W as a V) instead of Carcaju.

>>80966814
Oh. Yeah I didn't think about that. Good point. Do you speak Portuguese? I've heard the language is hard as fuck to learn.

>>80966734
>>80966775
>>80966814
>>80966879

BUILD WALL!! WE WILL BUILD WALL AND SEND ALL OF YOU BACK, MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN #MAGA

>>80966933
I'm a white german. I learned Spanish for missionary work. Chill.

>>80963629
If there's ever a new X-men movie with fassbender and Mcavoy they should make a scene in which they dress up as themselves in comic book form to sneak into a Halloween party, and have Logan appear one last time in the suit taking out people.

>>80966879
It is. Too many different ways of saying the same thing and grammar has lots of crazy variants, rules and exceptions for those rules. I do think it sounds pretty though. I beard something about portuguese speakers being able to understand spanish speakers better than the other way around. Don't know why though.

>>80967117
>heard

Fix'd.

>>80967117
The conjugation options look overwhelming. My buddy told me that Brazilians from different regions often have a bit of trouble understanding each other. I thought he must have been exaggerating. Very interesting to hear it straight from a Brazilian though!

>>80964034
i am scared to have a sperm check because my varicocele is 3x the size of my testicle.

too scared to have it operated on

I havent watched this movie or ever will nor have i read any of the thread but just wondering if they are implying jesus was a mutant

>>80967207
Wait I think I misinterpreted what you said. My bad.

>>80967221
Pics? I highly doubt the varicocele is that big. Even so, often the varicocele has no effect on sperm counts, provided there are still some healthy blood vessels. Do you have the desire to be a father?

>>80967223
this movie is a mash up of Old Man Logan and King Lear.

its pretty obvious considering Stewarts background.

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>>80963629
Nein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDxBITPgFoU&t=5s

>>80957656
That sounds incredibly cheesey

>>80966028
I weep for pleb autists. They will never know the grace of God. They will never be allowed into heaven. They will never comprehend the power and glory of proper art.

>>80967389
Can we have Hugh Twinkman back?

>>80967330
fug ok taking pics.

Sometimes when im in a shit mood I dont want to ever meet someone and start a family (im a loner). When I'm in a good mood I sometimes think it would be a good idea to get a life and a gf and eventually a family

>>80967937
I just remembered this is a blue board so you might not want to post your balls since you could get banned.

>>80967971
k nvm then. not like any of u know a non surgical solution to this shit. im not going to start a thread.

but yes my varicocele is very big. a mass 3x that of my testicles (and i have decent sized ones). gets very uncomfortable during summer, but during winter or cold weather the veins contract and it looks normal

>>80968185
I'm working towards becoming a urologist. What board are you posting on?

>>80968237
which board is allowed?

What happens if Hugh's cancer comes back and it metastasized to his brain? Would this get an Oscar nod?

>>80967439
>6'3"
>hairy
>twink

In what universe?

>>80968479
delete this

>>80963862
Adamantium is kinda organic, and it grows alongside the bones it encases.
Or some shit.

If Wolverine had bone claws at the end of The Wolverine, how did he get them back to adamantium in Days of Future past?

How the hell did all the X-Men die to leave Wolverine, Prof. X, and Calaban in the dire situation they were in? Last we saw in Days of Future Past things were just peachy at the end. Now this?

>>80969215
Did you watch Logan?
If not= watch it
If yes= you are not that bright

>>80969005
no
>>80969154
>>80969215
watch the fucking film

>>80969154
X-Men 2

>>80969468
>>80969471
The Wolverine takes place after X3 though?

>>80969727
no the timelines got all messed around so some things happened but others didnt

>>80959489
Is it weird that you can tell when someone is from Reddit?

>>80969154
I read somewhere that Magneto may have helped bring them back for DOFP which doesn't matter anyway cause 'The Wolverine' didn't occur in the 'Logan' timeline

>>80960695
Who makes this super pepes?

>>80969341
>>80969468
Where in the film did it explain the absence of all the other X-Men?

>>80963051
What color do you think her nips are?

>>80961536
>I don't like it so nobody likes it!!

Shut. Up.

>>80972300
multiple times its one of the main premise of the fucking plot
fucking watch the film

If you cried watching this movie you're beyond retarded. Also the little girl was a goblin cunt.

>>80962917
No i'm just sick of capeshit.

>>80963074
Have some gold for your lovely sincerity!

>>80957656
Good one Snyder

>>80972831
It only explains why mutants aren't being born, not why they all died you fucking idiot.

>>80961536
only fat plebs even eat cake .
hugh would have thanked everyone and politely declined

>tfw no Logan daddy

>>80973039
need to see the scenes from the shop again. so cute

tfw no daddy /daughter relationship

>>80958450
https://mobile.twitter.com/aljwhite/status/845905325316300800

why did they use a st andrews cross? i didn't know he was christian

>>80972992
>not why they all died you fucking idiot.
oh i don;t kno, why is xavier upset about the past all the time why does logan not want to talk about it

jesus fucking christ this film isn't hard to follow even my 13 year old nephew got it
fucking end yourself

>>80973235
>The 7 xmen he killed were all the mutants in the whole world

What's it like to get held back in school champ? Give up, you didn't even see the film.

>>80973134
At least in the comics, he's not. Otherwise it's a grave marker that Laura probably saw in a movie. Also just so thye could have that X

>>80973235
>oh i don;t kno, why is xavier upset about the past all the time why does logan not want to talk about it
So now you admit they never explain it. Wow, nice u-turn you utter autist. I thought you said it did explain it but that was about them being born not dying.

All they imply was "Charles did something", yeah great explanation retard

>>80961155
And why didnt you become a Pyrotech?

Why did you give up on such an awesome dream, anon? You could have gotten a job working with Rammstein and traveled the world slaying pussy in every nation on earth.

Its not too late man, follow your dreams and watch the world burn anon.

I believe in your dream and you.

>>80973356
What did you want him to say? "I remember having a psychic headache (like the ones I've been having which we know are dangerous) and killing all the mutants?" He didn't shoot them all with a machine gun

Yesterday I was asked to draw a cross on my new God-daughters forehead at a christening service.
I did an X.

>Enjoying film
>Little girl starts screeching autistically
>Keep watching film
>She's still screeching like an autist every scene
>Start to notice how fucking useless the people hunting them are
>Its bothering me
>Can still just hear autistic screams from girl
>Fuck these hunter guys are boring
>Nothing is happening in this film
>Girl is now screaming words
>Fuck it got worse

I really wanted to enjoy this film.

>>80956926
I never figured out why she moved the cross.

Is it to show she is "le dark and edgy" rebel teen or was she hating Logan by the end for leaving her alone after dying?

>>80973323
you are a special kind of retard
>>80973356
>All they imply was "Charles did something"
do they have to give you fucking citated exposition of everything that has happened with a visible flashback and a shot of their graves?

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>>80958039

>>80960695
He was probably pissed Logan and crew came to their house if they knew they were being hunted by those guys.

>>80973356
>So now you admit they never explain it.

They do, you just have to be paying attention. When Logan turns the radio off, it's because they were talking about the casino incident which was similar to one in New England (forgot where exactly) where a number of people died.

Charles then talks about remembering right before he dies... You just gotta put two and two together.

>>80956926

HEY ANYBODY GOT THAT VIDEO OF THE GUY WITH A WHITEBOARD EXPLAINING HOW OLD LOGAN IS AT THE END OF THIS FILM??

iirc he said logan was like 250yo

>>80973743
Are you retarded?

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>>80973460

>>80974567
I wish he'd just punched her unconscious in that scene.

Fuck I hated her so much.

>>80974622

Logan and Laura stabbing each other would have been funny.

>>80972657
:^)

>>80974783
The scene she got harpooned in the chest was hilarious until the screeching started again.

>>80960695
>>80973984
I saw that scene as like a farmer putting down a horse

Would the movie have been as good if Laura had been a boy? I argue it would have been worse. Imagine a boy doing those screams/yells with his voice breaking.

>>80974804
But seriously tho...

>>80975410

We get it, you don't like little Wolverine because she screamed like a little Wolverine would. How many posts are you going to make harping on that insignificant gripe?

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so this is /tv/'s latest child crush?

how do you think puberty will treat her?

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>>80972657
It's time to stop

>>80975971
God, please don't make me think of that. Not after what happened to Chloe.

>>80975971
She'll mature into a lovely, skilled actress. Hopefully no gains.

>>80975971

She'll grow up looking bland. Pretty, but nothing special.

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>>80972657

>>80975971
She's gonna become a gainz goblin and pursue a career in professional football.

>>80974124
https://youtu.be/8YGHDTIUt0s

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>>80975971
She's everyone's daughtfu. People all over facebook and instagram are saying they want to adopt her or have her as a little sister.

>>80976546
Neoteny is one hell of a drug, I tell you what.

>>80976658
What is that?

>>80978186
Quick rundown or elaborate explanation?

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>>80959660