>open door >see this What do you do?

>>80950778
>What do you do?
Follow the white rabbit like I'm told.

Stay home and play vidya.

The human race deserves to be enslaved.

>>80950778
close the door

If it's the weekend, take drugs and go to the awesome rave venue with them.

If it's during the week like in the movie, tell them that I have a fucking day job in the morning but we can chill next weekend or something.

call an ambulance for that poor lady that had a chandelier fall on her face

>>80950778
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches

DRAGULAAAAA

I was only like 10 when I first saw this movie and it creeped me the hell out. The tracker going into mouthless Neo's belly button fucked me up

>>80950778
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>80950778
>open the door
>get on the floor
>errbody walk the dinosaur

>>80950778
Do a 180, pull my pants down and fart diarrhea everywhere

Who can honestly say they would not do the same?

Did Neo really have that bad of a life?
I imagine he made some decent money as a software engineer/hacker.

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>>80950778

get my minidisc player with pirate mp3s of Metallica P2Pd off napster

>>80953238
He might have had some money but he was bored as fuck.

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>"Sounds to me like you need to unplug, man"
>Neo literally gets unplugged

>>80953288
I've been bored for 5 years straight but I still haven't been unplugged

What was on the disks neo gave him?

>>80953238
This is why you aren't the one.

>>80953380
CP

>>80950778

Mescaline. It's the only way to fly.

>>80952227

lol

>>80950778
letting shady punk ass cyber criminals know your actually address

bravo mr anderson, bravo

>>80950778
I follow Annaliese Backcracknsack, of course.

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES

>>80950778
fuck the bitch wearing a slinky

>>80950778
i had that cuckvibe that the guy is a cuck and he wants to see neo fuck his gf while he watches

>>80955627
Cuck or swingers. Either way, I'd follow them.

>>80955657
redpilled af bro

>>80950778
STRUTH, LEAH!

>>80953380

memes

>>80950778
I politely tell them that I don't want buy any of the shit they're selling or join their cult, shut the door and get back to the computer shitposting on some bulletin board

>>80953238
Same could be said for Elliot from Mr Robot but he's lonely and depressed as fuck too

>>80950890
>implying it's not already

>>80953380
The code for The Matrix itself.

>>80953380
something to delete his parking violations

>>80955707
Maaate.

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>door opens
>she comes in

Wat do?

>>80957536
hope her bf isn't filming us when we have sex

>>80957536
Go fetch my bottle of ether, a rag, and some rope