Oceanside about to get ambushed edition

>Mass Erect

Eugene is /our guy/

Mm'ask you sumthin /tv/, say yes.
Who are you?

shit yeah, haha

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>>80945510
>IM ONLY HUMAN

Hot diggity dog

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>Literraly ads every 10 minutes

Wtf i hate america now

What the fuck Verizon just got btfo

BIGGER
BEEFIER
CRUNCHER

B B C
B
C

i dont even know which phone company these mic drop ads are for

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>you don't think I'm a bad guy, right anon?

>hi
>hey cindy

Lesbians cant be spies

>Tara holding women at gunpoint to feel them up

Why is Tara so fat?

>>80945591
Uhhhhhh hatchet?

>>80945564
>"Literraly" paying tv tax

Wtf i hate freedom now

Gregory has done NOTHING wrong.

ayyy tara what you doing?

>>80945591
A HATCHET?

>>80945609
Where is Negan when you need him?

>We're gonna fight them!

Someone kill Tera.

My fucking God Tara got so fat how can you look like a completely different person

so is Tara fucking up Rick's plan or is it all part of Rick's master plan?

>>80945630

Because she hogs all the food and never shares.

Didn't Alanna Masterson have her baby in 2015? Why is she still so fucking fat?

>taking their guns

>an army of whores

>>80945457
"Let me use this Tevelsion series thread to shill for a shitty president."
>>>/pol/

>doesn't matter, you can't

>>80945601
He looks so heavenly there. Like god damn.

Why does Oceanside need guns anyways?

OPERATORS

Is this the women's march?

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!
ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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>Thanks for the guns now join us

>>80945630
>Why is Tara so fat?
She wasn't this fat when she got on the show. Jesus Christ

why do people hate tara so much?

rosita is the only person on the show worth legitimately hating

Rick is literally a terrorist.

>>80945668
Do these people not understand that Negan is still the show's villain?

>the only way to defeat the monster
>is to become the monster

Oh man i cant wait until the tumblr reactions

oh shit, the one with the lesbian haircut

is she the butch recurring extra from Supergirl and Agents of SHIELD?

>Holding them up as hostages
>Pls join our group

Great nogiation tactics there Rick and co.

>tara is still so fucking fat and out of shape

Tumblr blown the fuck out with a simple fireworks show

Someone get me a still shot of that Tara gut holding the gun.

It is enormous

Rick /ISIS/ now

>>80945737
that's what happens when you get knocked up and don't lose the weight

>Rick bombing people to get people
BAHAHAHAHAHA

BTFO

>falling for the 'I'm old' ruse

>>80945753
maybe... the living people were the walking dead all along..... woah

>All these girls in front of Carl

Mass orgy soon

>>80945739
But Rosita is hot af

That shitty takedown on Tara lol

>>80945667
Pregnancy

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>>80945700
Oh my

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>>80945749
>tfw the villain is arguably more moral than the protagonist

>This one dies

Good. Kill Tera. She's fucking dumb

PULL THE TRIGGER

>>80945809
>>>80945667 (You)
>Pregnancy
Really? I feel bad now lol

Wasting an awful lot of explosives for a recruiting run.

And an awful lot of noise. Beyond just walkers, even Negan's group might have heard that shit and come around to investigate.

>>80945735
m-mommy

Please pull the trigger.

Weird seeing Priest holding a rifle

>Grandma

It's a nothing really happens episode.

>>80945893
>Weird seeing Priest holding a rifle
Thought the same shit

PULL. THE. GODDAMN. TRIGGER.

isn't Michonne a shit shot?

>I KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT!

Crazy granny here.

shoot her

>>80945893
Gabe is the best part of the show nowadays

>we're all friends now

>wasting bullets on walkers

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>Its a we bond together because plot zombies episode

Damn that walker was ugly

Is Coral lining up a shot with his rifle on his empty eye?

Black/Asian loli is the best character now.

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>Edith

>Fungal zombies

Cool

>wasted explosives
>now wasting all this ammo

What a stupid fucking plan this was

Oh hey just gotta remind our viewers that this show has zombies in it.

>>80945981
barnacles, they came from that beached tanker

>You SEE! look at what you guys did with those walkers! You can FIGHT in the war!

That's the speech Rick is going to give.

Wow making friends is easy

How did kicking the zombie in the nuts do anything?

MUH STRONK WOMYN

The kill the loli got, oh shit

>Using burst mode when fighting walkers
Such a waste of ammo

Can someone remind me what this group has to gain for helping Rick and co?

No one bothers them except for now

>>80945893
Gabriel has had the most interesting character growth and arc since Season 5.

Prove me wrong, you can't.

>>80946008
Where did you get the script

>>80945982
>waste bit of ammo
>steal all ammo of the village
Sounds like a good idea.

Kino commercial

>>80945928
She got better. She was grinding her sniper stats while Rick was slaving away for Negan

>big zombie attack
>no one gets eaten

Fuck, really?

>>80945981

Zombie makeup/effects is the only area where AMC doesn't pinch pennies

shoot her now! shoot her now!

Is that playstation Vue any good

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Weekly reminder I hate Tara.

I'm literally tearing up. That was beautiful.

>>80946035
More guns, food and support

>>80946050
>Dale is alone in a huge farm field
>Gets bitten and his stomach ripped open

Really

>>80946040

But he's boring

>>80946035
Revenge I guess?

BLEACHED

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>>80945591
A HATCHET?

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>colony full of lonely horny women
>not offering your dick for the guns

Is Rick gay?

>>80946035
vengeance, also the chance to stop hiding like cowardly shits and rejoin the world

>>80946070
Said no one ever...

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>The rules of /tv/ have changed

>>80946066
Never stop posting

WOLVES
ARE
NEAR

>Beth in a hostage situation
>Dies

>Tara in a hostage situation
>Doesnt die

Wheres the justice

>>80946035
Dick

>>80946035
Fucking nothing.

But since they helped killed a group of walkers (that they attracted), theyre going to join?

Kill me

>>80946050
That's what happens when everyone gits gud, son.

>>80946101
you the queen of snark, gurl!

Holy shit its been 42 mins already. This ep is amazing.

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>Rick experiencing recoil from a .223
>Coral handling a full auto .308 with no problem

>>80945457
Does anyone else find it hard to root for Rick considering almost everything bad that's happened this season was his fault and now he is literally robbing a village of nothing but widows and orphans? I mean ambiguous morality and shit is one thing but Negan really just seems a lot more reasonable by comparison.

Spectrum, 99% most reliable network
>From dec-jan 2016

So was Edith about to kill the old bitch?

She has some good stealth skills.

White men and trump btfo!!!!!

>>80946114

Beth died before she could be blacked by Everybody Hates Chris so it was bittersweet for us Bethfags, the non-cucks at least

>Even the Fear the Walkin Dead shit is 'Muh strong womyn'

Nothing is safe

>>80946064
Yes. Really good. It's what I use.

>>80946020

Because shit's retarded about anatomy. It's why everyone's made of paper mache and jello.

>>80946064
Idk but that commercial sure was.

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Anyone else think these ocean walkers look cool as fuck? Something about those spores growing on them and the extra bloated and skeletal look is super dank

>>80946099
>offering your dick to lesbians

good luck with that

>>80946167
Fuck my life, I'm getting so sick of this shit.

>>80945739
Because the actress is a retard who got obese. It's that simple. She is a giant FUCK YOU to not only the audience but to the crew who works so hard to make the show. She doesn't have some stellar talent to make up for it.

they are so desperate to get that shitty TWD spinoff some buzz. it looks even worse than TWD.

>stab the guy while he has full control of the knife
>leave him alive

Are both Fear protagonists just inherently mentally retarded?

Why the fuck don't they show multiple storylines during each episode? This episode is instantly the best ep this season because they haven't had to stretch out the story of three characters for 45 mins.

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>>80945735

>>80946182
It's all so detached from reality

>Stabbing him one in the gut then running away, leaving him with the fucking gun
Women are retarded
>>80946138
It's just shitty acting.

Are they fucked?

>>80946145
I wish Rick and crew would get wiped out and the rest of TWD was just Negen rebuilding society

>>80946099
The ocean isnt the reason their campsite smells like rotting fish

>>80946185
>(You)

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Any of you walkers vape?
>Pic related, my vapor.

>>80946198
no just feminist

We're on easy street
And it feels so sweet

>>80946208

Need to make it longer where it shows the spleen exploding inside him.

>>80946179
Agreed. Also froppy best grill.

>>80946179

Kinda reminds me of the monsters from Last of Us.

>>80946182
>ywn live in a men only colony untouched by disgusting bleeders
why even live?

>>80946035
Less paranoia and more trade. Also revenge. What they're doing currently isn't exactly living, they could have a much higher quality of life.

This show is so goddamn terrible. WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING THIS CRAP.

This is genuinely one of the worst episodes of this show, and Season 7 overall of the WORST season of them all, yes, even worse than season 3. Season 7 makes season 2 look brilliant in comparison. I don't give a shit about any of these characters anymore. I don't care about this shitty plot, I don't care about the stupid jump scare zombie crap in every goddamn episode.

The only tolerable part of the show, and it's barely tolerable, are the saviors. Everything else this season is garbage.

>>80946145
rick is a faggot. it's gonna be such a sad day when negan is his bitch

>>80946167
>strong woman group gets scared shitless and taken over by like 8 men and some explosives

So stronk

>>80946224
>me

>>80946230
220. Jesus

>RAPEY DAVEY

>>80945946
Did you see the zombies? You can't use knives with a horde like that.

>>80946190
FTWD doesnt need buzz. The ratings are worse than the main show but it still has a sizeable audience. This is geared toward that smaller fanbase. Also, the spinoff threads are comfier than the trainwreck threads of the main show

did i miss the scene with negan killing the rape-o already?

Yay negan

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>>80945960
>Ywn cuddle with brown Asian and Edith
Why live bros?

>tfw you'll never serve Negan

>>80946272
>>>80946230 (You)
>220. Jesus
Yeah I usually keep it between 70-90 otherwise the batteries for real fast

how many more episodes in this season?

>>80946179
Reminded me of Davy Jones's crew

>>80946317
1

>>80946307
you just wanna see him fuck and breed your wife you cuck

What's gonna happen to Sasha?

>>80946317
4 with a 2 hour season finale

So how the hell does he know Rick's brewing something?

>BIG DAY

>a lean back

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

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HE KNOWS

>>80946317

Finale's next week.

>>80946335
RAPE

where does Sasha get contact lens fluid in the post apocalypse?

>>80946202
AMC is cheap as shit and doesn't want to pay actors for 16 episodes. You are right though TWD would be much better if they did this every ep.

>>80946317
4 hour season finale next week

>>80946317
1 and Sasha is gonna die so her actress can fully commit to Star Trek

>>80946123
>this is what happens when autistic people watch tv shows

>>80946368
Gonna be a BIG day.

>I need you to drive me somewhere

Is it off a cliff?

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>>80946145
>Does anyone else find it hard to root for Rick considering almost everything bad that's happened this season was his fault and now he is literally robbing a village of nothing but widows and orphans?
It's true.

>>80946335

She'll probably get Holly's comic death.

>>80946040
your absolutely right, hopefully he doesnt take his comic death when whisperers come around. Comic Gabe and TV Gabe are way opposites and the one thing the show did good on

>>80946376
Don't need it, but you risk eye infection.

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>you will never get to make the correct select and live in the sanctuary and get comfy with Eugene in his dorm

>>80946394
Sasha dying when?

>>80946425
Does it involve her transporting to the 23rd century?

STOP BEING A PUSSY EUGENE

>Another plot of women wanting to kill herself

Well at least they are being realistic

>>80946202
Quite frankly I'm so sick and tired of shows having A and B storylines during single episodes. Fuck, even Family Guy and American Dad do that shit most of the time.

haha time for suicide pills

Oh shit Eugene is going to give her the pills.

>Eugene getting asked to assist in suicide
>again

Poor Eugene

>hardened badass
>crumples like paper being trapped in a room

>i will consider it

lmao

>>80946469
in a minute or next week

>>80946342
Because you just told me, Fox boy

I have no clue what Sasha's talking about....

stupid smug nigger slut. such a terrible actress.

Sasha lost it

SHE WAS FAKING????

>>80946489
>>hardened badass
>>crumples like paper being trapped in a room
Please do not namefag

>>80946493
BTFO

She should have killed herself with the knife.

These goddamn menfolk stealing all the strong independent females stuff

brilliant fucking writing. now hes going to use those fucking pills.

CLEAR SASHA

Who's the birdie?

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>trying to manipulate Eugene
>when the man is playing 27D chess at all times and operating on a higher level then she could possibly comprehend

Dumb slut

Tara all geared up for a big raid on the fridge

>I wanna go with you

Found Tera's new girlfriend.

Only if Eugene can assist in the proper suicidal methods of the lowly intelligent newfag meme spewers that lurk upon here and on 4chan in general.

>>80946482
Oh yeah, I forgot about those.

>>80946145
Negan is a feudalist, Rick believes in trade.

How is this bitch so goddamn fat? Season 4 Tara was cute, she looked thin, she looked good. Now she's as big as a fucking house!

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>rick doing to others exactly what negan did to him
>he is somehow the good guy

>>80946558
Tara

>this Mass Effect Andromeda tier conversation

Tara is definitely going to become lesbians with this girl!

>this dumb slut goes against her own community and family for some other random slut
>womyn

>mfw the entire settlement ends up zombified and she does in fact end up feeling bad

>>80946590
She isn't even pregnant anymore, what's her excuse now?

>>80946590
>How is this bitch so goddamn fat? Season 4 Tara was cute, she looked thin, she looked good. Now she's as big as a fucking house!
:(

Tara just slid her dick down their throat and they thanked her for it

>>80946600
He's the main character so its okay

Negan show when

BOYS ARE BOYS AND GIRLS ARE GOYS

>>80946590
Pregnancy does shit to women

Why did Sasha wait until the walker came back to life before killing it?

Did she let herself get bit?

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>>80946590 She had a baby ? At least she is more thin than the average user of /tv/

"So here we are, a thief, one thug, an assassin, and a nigger"

What did he mean by this?

>>80946639
>BOYS ARE BOYS AND GIRLS ARE GOYS

>>80946501
Fucking kek

>>80946615
Yeah imagine wanting to not live in fear and somber isolation anymore.

>>80946639


so wtf are these stickers for iPhone?

Millennials are so shit

SLAM
BAM
THANK YOU MAME

>>80946566
Eugene is going to start hating the fuck out of women with how often he gets manipulated by them.

>>80946619
When you have a kid your body goes fucking crazy after a while. If you don't starve yourself, you end up bloating no matter what, unless you're lucky enough to have good genetics

>Tara on talking dead

Will someone ask her why she's so fat?

>>80946639
wha?

Wow what an insult to James Gandolfini that subway commercial

Another boring af episode

Is she attempting to commit suicide?

>>80946222
KINO.

>>80946698
haha that would be so based if someone put that whore in her place

>>80946648
Maybe she wanted the satisfaction in killing the guy who tried raping her.

>>80946720
do you and other /tv/ posters have the attention span of a 9 year old?

>>80946742
She is bored with the show as well and wants to end it

Lmfao! I was like wtf this commercial is while I'm hitting my vape at the same time xD

>>80946720
Neganless episodes are worse and this motherfucker is too good for this show.

>>80946571
Don't know why but i find her hotter and hotter every time I see her. I don't even really like black chicks, but she has cute eyes and pretty hair.

>>80946698

She got fat because of Thetans.

literally NOTHING has happened

Russian hackers hacked POC voters

>>80946648
pretend suspense

same reason this show does anything

DIE SPACESHIP

>>80946750
Well it is /tv/

>Flash drive cigs

Where can I get one?

Imagine if they did a subway commercial in a black neighborhood with those stereotypes. It would cause an uproar. Also sprint btfo verizon

>>80946750
>he likes le strong women episode about feelings

>>80946750
M8 it's shite. C'mon now

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>>80946750
>Defending The boring dead

>>80946795

Vape shop bruh.

>>80945737
She likes food

>>80946704
Exactly my thoughts

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>>80946795
>>Flash drive cigs
>Where can I get one?

Has Carl only have 1 line this whole season?

>>80946746
>>80946698

She already ranted on instagram about how stupid all the mean people are and they're just jealous because her kid has strong bones or some goofy shit.

what the fuck Eugene.

This bitch is gonna get you killed.

ha Sasha fuck you, this is what happens when you try to ruse a rusemaster

>Fucking kill yourself Sasha

>>80946795
It's called a Juul

>try to play Eugene to get a weapon
>he sees your play and gives you a pill instead

SLUTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

BEST
FUCKING
CHARACTER

>>80946844
like 5

This is now a vapor thread. You can only post if you vape

Eugene doesn't fall for whore tricks.

>yfw that pill will just make negan really sick because of his size

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HAHaHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHh

>>80946872
This.

Kill yourself Sasha

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>>80946874

Dwight

>>80946852
wtf I hope she dies now

>>80946872
FUCKING KEK

HOW CAN WOMEN EVEN WIN?

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Warning: These are the supposed leaks for the finale

Lemme at 'im!
LEMME AT 'IM!

AYYYY ROSITAAA
AYYY CARAMBA TACO TACO

>daryl chimps out

I-is the Ricktatorship finally back?

>Wanna help?
>Get on your knees and suck my dick

Did Rick really need to do that in front of his son and girlfriend?

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>Something happens
>show ends

Is he going to make him suck him?

MUH VAGINA

somebody else make the post thread, I'm dipping cause I'm not watching this badland shit

>>80946872
Eugene is literally operating on a different fucking level

His autist brain cannot be comprehended

RICKxDWIGHT BLOWJOB SCENE CONFIRMED

Did you see what Simon was doing in the preview

next week is the season finale?!

>>80946990
A bunch of things already happened before that. Are you retarded or just a meme-spouting faggot?

Next week's episode we might finally get some action.

Now to kill an hour before talking dead


>>80947011
fuck badlands

>>80946989
>that true?
>yeah
>get on your knees and bow to me like a nigger

Has Kirkman gone too far?

>>80947011
It really does suck

>>80946872
>>80946886
Eugene unknowingly BTFO'ing bitches is the best part of the series.

>>80946953
Dude why did I read this? Now I don't see any reason in watching.

>>80947045
I'll let (You) decide

>>80946862
>I do highly recommend that you take the requested course of action, in which you cease body function and electric bypasses to and feom your cerebral cortex, in which one would be scientifically be considered deceased by cause of one's self in a willingly fashion.

What are other things a nigga do when he kneeling in front another nigga?

>>80946953
>nothing, the finale

sounds about right

rick gets his dick sucked next episode

>>80947056
I'm bailing and watching Billions instead of this badlands shit

>>80947056
>take talkking dead's slot to shove in badlands

Fuck this. I need my hour of Hardwick being retarded cause somehow it helps ease my mind and get my stuff ready and prepare for Monday morning and another long week.

>You'll never be chained up to Nick Frost

feels bad senpai

>>80946816
How is TWD more boring than anime?

anyone gonna make a Badlands thread to migrate to?

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Is this still likely next episode?

Get ready for the war to only start next episode. Making this season fucking pointless.

what the fuck IS "into the badlands" supposed to BE? was there a nuclear war? is it an alternate reality? another planet?

Dwight bois

>>80947172
noice

>>80947172
>being a meMeGA fag

>>80947204
What's everyone watching now?

>>80947158
>Sasha bites Tara

Please

>>80947168
Hyperactive Bruce Lee at his craziest kung fu in some postapocalyptic bullshit world because that's what works for walking dead.

I couldn't get 60 seconds into the first episode.

>>80947149
>>80946491

Right here.

>The saviors are a Dragon with many heads

No. Its just one head and its Negan you stupid kang.

>>80947222
My dick in your mouth

>>80947158
sasha is cute.

>>80947288
So Simon doesn't exist?

>>80947380
No

>>80947380
Not for long. He will likely be humiliated like his other appearance on AMC television. Wouln't call him a head anyway, more like a right hand man, with dwight being the left.

>>80947172
Can I suck yo dick?

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>>80947288

>implying Eugene can't turn the Saviors into his autism super power

>>80945870
Great next season they return to see them all dead.

>>80946048
I wanted to see her try to shoot her and shoot the gun out of her hand instead.

>>80946048
I was waiting for her to take the shot and kill the kid/lady behind her kek.

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>All-women village who eat nothing but fish all day
What did AMC mean by this?

>>80945737
shes pregnet dumnass

>>80948427
Musky pussy all day every day.

>>80948427
You know