Do you think this is safe to fap with?

dunno probably has a pretty tight grip

No, they're installing anti-fap implants to avoid making Jesus cry.

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>fapping with your right hand
doin it wrong

>>80936169
He probably just used the force to masturbate tb h fåm

Do you think Luke jerked it after kissing Leia?

>>80936328
This. Gotta have mouse/phone grip capability.

>>80936169
If it was it wouldn't be any fun.

>>80936371
I don't think Luke ever masturbated a day in his life. Or had sex, for that matter.

>>80936724
Then how did he make Rey?

>>80936857
Wet dreams. Like how Anakin was impregnated.

>>80936891

wait what

>>80936916
I meant conceived... how Shmi was impregnated. The Force has many powers.

>>80936169
Program it to give you a stranger = what did you think bigger Luke was doing on his remote island all these years?

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So can someone explain to me why Luke got a more robotic-looking hand like the one seen in Force Awakens instead of another realistic one like the one from OP's pic?

>>80937405
Maybe it's an expression of his monk-like asceticism to make do with a more minimalist prosthetic?

>>80937405

he peeled off the synthetic flesh for fun one day

>>80937405
He wanted to force himself to stop jerking it so he could focus on finding the Jedi Temple.

>>80937405
His robot hand got shot during the Sarlaac scene in ROTJ. Synthetic skin must've just started to deteriorate.

>>80937405
Now it easy to make CGI robotic hands

He doesn't need his hand. Did you forget the part where Obi Wan told Luke to use the force OP? He was talking about using the force to jack off, it's the ultimate Jedi technique, but he forgot to teach it Anakin so he got pussy whipped and destroyed the Galaxy.

>>80938118
This actually makes sense

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>>80936328
>be youngling
>decide to have a nice forcefap
>Yoda warned us not to
>fuck that green faggot
>accidentaly rip off my nightsaber
>rushed to Jedi temple ER
>get bionic cock
>mfw

>>80936420
same here. I am a righty but i jerk with left because trackpad on the right

>>80936169
just buy a fleshlight

>>80936169
I wouldn't try it out on my dick...

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>>80938301
>nightsaber

>>80936169
The robot told him to practice on a hot dog first

>>80937405
The synthetic skin probably requires a lot of maintenance and peeled off/faded eventually. Isn't that why Anakin just wore a big glove in Episode III?

>>80940903
Anakin never had synethic skin over his arm.

>>80940903
>>80941334
I thought the implication was synthetic skin was an OT invention and the PT tech just wasn't there.

>>80941694
Tech doesn't evolve in star wars.

From the "1000 year before" period of the KoToR series to the sequels.

>>80936169
That's my mouse hand so, no fapping with that one.

>>80936891
Anakin impregnated?

>>80941784
Mostly because what can be invented has already been invented. Phases of use come and go however.