What are some good movies about adult virgins?

>>80936073
There are none. Just go on r9k but that's not good either.

Virgin Mountain
The Lobster

>>80936121
There really aren't


40 Year Old Virgin is a terrible movie if you are an adult version because he's not a virgin because he's mentally incapable of getting chicks. He came damn close to fucking several times

>KHV
>can't get STDs
>don't have to deal with cunts and their shit
>can live peacefully

Its not so bad to be a 25+yo virgin

>>80936183
There aren't any virgins in The Lobsters.

>>80936342
*Lobster

How do you even manage to make it to adulthood without losing your virginity?

>>80936202
>He came damn close to fucking several times

That's the point though. He wasn't a literal autist. He was someone who just gave up playing the dating game to indulge in his nerdy hobbies.

Lars and the Real Girl
Moonlight

>>80937049
Fags don't count.

>>80937082
That's what your father said when you were born.

>>80936073
I'm 22 and never kissed a girl or anything

Does that count as an adult virgin?

>>80936073
The Wicker Man

>>80936906
Some people don't like what you like.

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>>80937179
Barely.

I stopped caring about the whole virginity thing when I saw that the chads in my school who could get any girl they wanted decided to go and pay for a prostitute instead.

>>80937179
22? Fuck no.

>>80936073
The Elliot Rodger manifesto

>>80937286
>>80937366
How long do I have lads

>>80936073
I guess technically every movie made about Sherlock Holmes

>>80937504
It's implied that he fucked Irene Adler in Ritchie's version

I told a girl I was a virgin the other day in hopes she would give me pity sex but it didn't work

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>>80936073
Dekalog: Six
Cracks

>>80937637
What did she say?

>>80937637
I've often thought about doing this

I'm /fit/ and decent looking, I've just never touched a girl in my life

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>>80936073
Is being a virgin at 18 even possible? It's basically impossible to have not had sex by then.

>>80937637
the female in question should not be a blood relative

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>>80937852
y-yeah haha

>>80936073
The 4chan Movie

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what if you had sex with your gfs all the time between the ages of 16-23 but now youre 28 and havnt had sex in 5 years? asking for a friend

>>80936342

there was you watching it
ooohhhh

The modern-day hypersexualization and "rush-to-(failed)-adulthood" shit pisses me off sometimes. Nothing wrong with being a virgin even at 35.

>>80936906
human contact is hard

>>80937975
>shaming virgins

i love idiots are creating more Eliot Rodgers daily with these ignorant images

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>>80938027

>>80936073
Buffalo 66

>>80936073
What's the asterisk for?

>>80938201
probably to explain what they mean by sexual contact

>>80937975
literally me
i thought i was THE alpha when i walked faster than other people. fuck. thanks for redpilling me.

When the time came I couldn't get hard.
Porn killed my brain.

>>80937975
Hit too close to home.

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>>80938039
>Nothing wrong with being a virgin even at 35.

There objectively is.

You failed to not only procreate but find a suitable mate. Not only that but you have failed to ever exercise behavior that would get you to exercise sexual activities.

Indeed, it is bizarre that you held out for so long without accomplishing such a simple task that teenagers are doing it almost randomly and normal people in their 30s already have a couple dozen sexual partners without breaking a sweat.

It's the equivalent of being unable to ride a bicycle or swim.

>>80938109
Let them inadvertively create Elliots and Ed Kempers.

>>80936906
somehow you meet very little women if you never leave the house
and for whatever reason those that you do meet have no romantic interest in a loser sperg

>have gf
>both of us fall for the wait until marrage meme
>she moves away and we break up
>get into another relationship and decide Jesus won't mind some pre-marital
>she cheats on me the night before I decide we should fuck

I mean, I'm glad I found out before rather than after, but shit. I'm going to hit wizard ranks in July and all I want is a family but have no idea how to go about that. Feel like I'm too old to even try to play the game now. What do?

>>80938456
>muh procreation
>mfw you probably arent any older than 25
>implying half of you faggots can even afford a kid

>>80937975
This is me, but I "regularly" (3-4 times a year average since I was 18) get laid.

I think maybe this sort of persona is a cause rather than an effect. I'll bet if I had a bit more confidence and better posture, I'd have any girl I wanted.

>>80938533

>I can't get laid because of fiscal circumstances

yeah sure LOL

>>80938496
Accept that you're going to die alone and be happy with it. That's what I did.

>>80937975
Yeah now make a Chad one.

>>80938569
Getting laid and procreation are two different things you illiterate

>>80938537
Conclusion has causality confused.

>People that are happier and live much more eventful lives are sexually active.

>>80937179
I mean, demonstrably yes. I'm the same. 22 is adult, and virginity is virginity

>>80938537

Once you've hit wizard status it's hilarious to see shit like this and the amount of self-hatred that lies within.

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>>80937637

>tfw 27 khv
Welcome to the nhk is the only worthwile media for 4chanvirgins

>>80937975
Tfw i do all of this but i keep my head and back straight

Tfw alpha virgem

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Does anyone else actually feel kind of good about being a virgin?

Makes me unique

Fatso and Elling. Both are Norwegian but both are really good

>>80938470
OR you could just get laid and stop being a fucking pussy.

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>>80938709
>Makes me unique

>>80938576
>*walks normally
>has toned muscles and smiles charismatically at passer-bys

>>80938700
I'm a 27yo virgin as well, but I've never watched WttNHK
maybe I'll download it and watch tonight

>>80937975
That's literally a drawing of me except I don't wear running shoes.

>>80938735
way harder than you make it sound

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>>80938748
Yeah

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>>80938788
make sure there's nothing in your reach that you could use to kill yourself

>>80938709
Its something i dont even think about

My brother always asks me if i got laid yet and I dont undersrand why hes acting like its such a big deal

Would getting laid magically change my life or something? Should i get a prostitute?

>>80938764
>>>*walks normally
how helpful

>>80938788
They are just lolicons and no magic fucked up girl will knock on your door trying to save you.

>>80938456
You're right. I wish somebody had told me this when I was younger.

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I have a feeling that a lot of people who are adults and still virgins tend to be asian.

In their culture if you haven't already hooked up with a wife when you're in your early-to-mid 20s your chances of getting a gf and getting laid drastically diminish and are even reduced to zero.

If you're white you basically have no excuse.

>>80938895
>no excuse
What about not being interested in sex? not having a sex drive?

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>>80936073
>After defying all the odds and winning the nations biggest marathon at age 61, he got married (and yes, did it) with a QT 39 years his junior

>>80936906
Be legit 4/10 and/or completely socially retarded.

>>80938863
>Would getting laid magically change my life or something?
Yep. It's like feeling like you're worth something. No matter how shit everything is going, there's at least one person in the world who values you enough to let you into their most intimate spaces

Having said that, it goes the other way too (so don't fuck someone you're not attracted to)

>>80937426
I'd say 4-5 years don't worry pal it'll happen

To be honest I have no idea it's so hard to get laid if you're a guy. I've never had problems finding someone to date basically straight from middleschool onward and there was always a couple of guys in line if the one I'm with fails at being a good boyfriend. The gap between boyfriends was never longer than maybe 2 weeks at most once all the drama subsides.

But for guys apparently these gaps last years or even stretch into never getting laid again.
It's just strange.

>>80938831
No it isn't. I lost my virginity to an older girl when I was 14 and I was a chubby retard.

>>80938968
But what if I learned early that vying for other peoples approval is a mistake and huge waste of time?

This whole idea of "someone valuing you enough to fuck" is also meaningless and also betrays a huge lack of self worth.

>>80938933

That is an excuse. Also "asexual" guys tend to just be gay bottoms eventually.

>>80939050
Yeah well fuck you.

>>80937975
nothing wrong with walking fast if you're alone

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>>80936906
What about religious reasons.

>>80938968
>Yep. It's like feeling like you're worth something

This is exactly what heroin users say about their first time.

>>80939094
why not run

>>80939133
That's what I do

>>80939050
>getting laid is easy because I knew a chick with low self esteem when I was young and didn't know any better

/clap

>>80937975
Thats spooky.
The walking thing really hits close to home, people who walk slow for no reason should be put in camps, especially groups that walk two or three a breast and take up the entire sidewalk.

>>80936073
Dark Horse

>>80939062

You're overthinking it.

You groom yourself and act laid back. Have enough money to pay for a couple of dates and not look like you're a broke ass loser.
Ask a girl you recently met (hard to do this with girls you know for a longer time) to hang out with you, usually at first at a location where there's a lot of people like a music store or a comic book store or some social event. Hang out a bit and chat. At that point it's clear if it clicks or not. Sometimes the girl is also in the mood for hooking up so she'll act all interested in you, etc ...

It's really easy if you're not a complete failure at life and walk up to a random girl out of your league and invite her to come to your place to look at your anime figurine collection.

>>80939034
You should bang all the virgins ITT. After you fuck me first though. You can think of fucking them as charity, and fucking me as receiving the greatest gift a woman could ever get.

>>80937975
thank god I dont walk like that

>>80939062
But consider that the vast majority of people on the planet do it. Anyone can internally value themselves, but there's objectivity there
Unless you lack the innate desire for sex altogether, then virginity is essentially a failure where everyone else has succeeded

Personally my ego's such that I couldn't it

>>80939193
Yeah except you do that, ask a ton of girls out, they all say no.
>out of your league
I hope you don't mean "only ask out the 3/10s"

>>80936073
My Inevitable Biopic

>>80939193
I've gone on enough dates to know how it works, thanks brah.

I just dont get why people are just so rabid about "you HAVE get laid brah" as if there arent a billion other fulfilling things in this world. Its surreal.

>>80939034
>there was always a couple of guys in line
That's the problem, we are at best the "couple of guys in line." Also fuck you for thinking there's a line of people ready to please you if you deem your boyfriend unsatisfactory. Fucking cancerous mentality.

>>80939223
>But consider that the vast majority of people on the planet do it

>I seek the approval of others

>>80939123
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>80939223
>most people do it so they must be right

>>80939264
Because it's literally the only reason we exist.

>>80939300
Lol, talk about aspirations

>>80939281

If you're that much of a slave do your emotions/neurotransmitters then yes it is a bad thing

No different than the chronic masturbators of the world.

>>80939242

Depends on what your league is.

But generally you ask a girl you know to hang out with you SOCIALLY then later on privately.
Instead of pooling all your mental strength into doing this once every 10 years when the perfect girl appears you should be doing thing all the time, usually with any girl you know.
Some might say they're busy and blow you off and some might hang with you but blow you off later but like I said, some might be interested in a relationship so they'll give you a chance.

Just like every other thing in life you get better at it with practice and girl pick up signs that you're confident and laid back instead of being a tense autist that randomly confesses to her out of the blue.

>>80939193
They are called figma normie fuck.

>>80939167
She had high self esteem and competed in the Olympics in track and runs marathons and shit now. Stay salty with your dry dick though brah. You ever think maybe you're a virgin because you're an unlikable cunt and you should try to change yourself instead of being a fat crying pussy? Just be yourself doesn't work when yourself is someone nobody could ever like.

>>80939300
t. god

There's no way to prove it's the only reason we exist. You must have a really simple mind if you live for sex. Besides, if you mean having sex strcictly for having kids, that's completely different than casual sex, which is what society values and uses to name virgins.

>>80939266
>>80939290
>>80939290
No one is an island. If you can't accomplish something that basic that everyone else does, it indicates a failure
The only exception would be if you physically lacked that desire. That's different from becoming so jaded that you convince yourself you don't want it

(Remember, when you have sex, you don't immediately, or ever, go shouting about it. It's a personal satisfaction that lets you know that you're not completely socially retarded)

>>80938700
>>80938788
The main character isn't even a Virgin and losing his virginity fucked him up so bad he became a recluse.
NHK is a good anime but people seem to fail to see it what it really is, a dark comedy.
Everyone falls in love with the girl and spouts
>tfw no qt girl knocks on my door and saves me
She doesn't even save him, she is a fucking crazy bitch that uses him because her own life is shitty but better than his a comparison.
She did nothing but make his life worse.
His next door neighbour saved him by forcing him to leave the house for their video game and to go shopping for otaku shit
Also his parents cutting him off and he being forced to get a job was what really saved him and the other hikki in the series

what are some movies about ________ off-topic shitposting garbage thread #439567828936

>>80939344
This sounds like PUA nonsense and will get you on many sexual harrassment courses.

>>80939132
AND GOT SO FAR

>>80936906
Literally no patience for small talk and indulging in the dating game.

>tfw social interactions tire me out

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>tfw currently have five different girls wanting my dick and angling to find a way to ask me out on a date and I have to exert mental energy to avoid that every day because I'm not interested in dating anyway at the moment

Honestly I wish I could divert them to all the virgins itt so you can try it out.

Tl;dr you gotta fuck because everyone else does it

Thanks 4chan

>>80939394
My 600lb Life

>>80939407
Then hire whores. Fucking hell that's why they are there.

>>80939371
>She had high self esteem

>a high school girl that fucks down is mentally healthy

>t. low-value social tier male

Whatever you need to tell yourself bud

>>80939197
Virgin hunters do exist, there are women who have a fetish for taking virginities.
Never met one though.

>>80939402

You're right.
Better make sure to avoid such situations and stay a virgin all your life just to make sure.

>>80939394
it's better than capeshit thread #4532 or the non-stop shill threads
(you expect me to believe that everyone /tv/ suddenly decided that they loved powerrangers conveniently right as the film is about to be released? like, it was fun as a kid 20 years ago. But I have 0 desire to rewatch it in marathon form)

>>80939402
Hes right about not being some overly intense autist though, but whether the big focus is getting laid or not is still in question

>>80937637
Girls in general are not very fond of pity sex. Just give up and pay for it. That's what I plan to do this year.
t. 20 year old kissless virgin

>>80939388
>No one is an island. If you can't accomplish something that basic that everyone else does, it indicates a failure

Again, your values are those that others placed value on. No different than not subscribing to the moronic "American dream" of owning property.

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>>80936906
looking like that

can't even complain, i'm unnattractive why would girls want to have sex with this? It's completely normal what's happening to me

>>80939483
It would be applicable if you had an innate desire to own property
You're ignoring your biological desires and social failures due to a desire to convince your ego that you're not a failure

>>80939491
Stop making virgins look bad

>>80939491
Just pay someone.

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I really fanna have sex but I simply have an ugly face and large, pointy nose. Big head too. I'm clean and dress nicely but it doesn't help. And even if I score some day I have no idea how to pull it off when my dick is curved to the down. It's literally like a banan pointed to the bottom.

>>80937975
The walking fast bit is really about me. The rest is not though. I've learned from an early age to stand up straight to look like an alpha.

>>80939491

brotip : I've seen some disgusting looking guys have nice wives and multiple kids

sometimes you just have to carry yourself like you're worth more than you are

>tfw huge titty chubby girl thats 12 years younger than me keeps texting me and calling me handsome man and asking if she can come over to fuck and I keep ignoring her texts because I am literally too lazy to fuck or get my dick sacked

Once you hit 30 sex becomes such a chore. I'd rather just shitpost and jerk off.

>>80939491
I've known guys in worse shape get laid with hot girls before.
Confidence is a hell of a drug

>>80937992
Then you're just a loser.

>>80939520
kek
>>80939523
it doesn't count
>>80939536
be a beta provider? thank you, nope
>>80939553
they were probably rich/beta providers

>>80938968
>It's like feeling like you're worth something.

Honestly, this didn't cross my when I was still a virgin. Back then it felt more like I was missing out on something EVERYBODY else was doing. Even though I didn't think about it that much anyways.

But after I dated two virgins that basically refused to have sex with me, I felt legit worthless. My confidence just dropped into oblivion. I still think there's something wrong with me. Whether people are willing to admit it or not, intimacy is actually a very important, not to mention completely basic, part of life.

I didn't feel anything special the first time I had sex though. Just kinda glad I finally got it out of the way.

Just get an escort, realize sex is not as big as you imagine, take sex off that pedestal and get on with your lives.

If anyone asks you met her on tinder.

>>80939553
What is this confidence meme? What exactly does showing/having confidence mean?

>>80939513

Again, you're placing values on things that others have.
>innate desire
It's like you took the concept of cellular fitness and applied it to everything.

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>>80939609
look at him, doesn't he seem confident?

>>80936906
Bad skin disease leaving me with huge body image issues. I had a few close calls, but I fucked them up.

>>80936906
Not everyone got buttfucked by uncle Derek

>>80939609
Basically act like your hot shit and someone will fall for it

>>80939438
just b urself my man :)

>>80939050
You got lucky. It's not the same thing for everyone else.

>>80939682
kys

>>80939609
It means you think yourself as worth something, maybe even a God. Everything you do and say has no hesitation or fear.

A lot girls with no confidence or daddy issues are attracted to confident men because they see their own worth through your confident eyes.

>>80939612
Not that guy, but sounds to me that you have a major sour grapes case.

>>80938537
>people have to like you to want to fuck you
>this is what roasties actually believe

>tfw your cute lady doctor asks you if you're a virgin

Why would she ask me this? Can people actually tell?

>>80939491
That's literally a woman's ideal body

Nothing turns her on more than the disgusting feeling when getting railed by that thing

>>80939653
It's just a side effect of being naturally hot.

>>80938456
>bad, bad goy! why aren't you a degenerate with no house, no job, no education, no money, billions in debts, aids and herpes?

>>80939719
That's why I never go to the doctor.

Why do people call having sex "getting lucky" when people fuck all the time?

>>80939719
they ask you this to figure out what tests they might have to give you if you complain about not feeling well

>>80939491
>>80939730
Is this the natty limit?

>>80939704
>thinking within reason
>sour grapes

It's amazing people are incapable of thinking objectively about matters that go against what they've been told is the correct way to live.

If you haven't had sex by the time you're 21 at the latest you're essentially fucked.

You've missed out on great sex and you'll be lacking in experience when your potential gf will already have 10 guys under her belt.

ITT pussies

>>80939609
EVERYTHING IS RELATIVE

So if you act like you're king of cock mountain eventually you might as well be

>>80939784
Yeah, keep telling yourself that bud. Someday it will become reality.

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What are some movies where protagonist accepts who he really is - a total loser, and continues with his life by going through motions, just living that house-work-work-house line, totally derived of any real happiness and meaning?

>tfw in late 20s and already resigned

>>80939434
That's what I'm planning to do later this year.

>>80939804
I'm only aiming for religious die hard girls that save for marriage so I'm okay with this.
Even in religious environments they are extremely rare though.

>>80939590
>it doesn't count

What? People have been paying to fuck since forever. Life isn't some high school prom shit. If you don't want to be a virgin anymore just pay a whore and fuck her.

>>80939491
This is peak performance.

>>80939420
I know that feel homie. I got hos on my dick and all I want is to be left alone.

>go to Friday night Magic because I like to play and figure there will be just bros there
>end up talking to a qt girl that brought her asspie brother and getting her number

She's qt as fuck too if I decide to get my lazy ass out of bed and off this phone I'll post a pic before 404.

>>80939491
>>80939590
I've had multiple girlfriends and my body is just as shitty, I'm also not rich either

>>80939751
>doesn't go to the doctor because she might ask about his virginity and he's such a beta he can't even lie and say no if she asks

YOUR VIRGINITY IS LITERALLY GOING TO GET YOU KILLED HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAGHAGAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80939171
Imagining this scenario kinda made me rage and noticeable raised my blood pressure. Am I... tumblr?

>>80939804
I'd say that depends from country to country, not everyone is in America fucking by the time they turn 15. Here we have girls 25+ virgins man. Its like Holy Land..

These convos always boil down to confused autists and failed normies who treat sex as the pinnacle of human existence

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>>80938537
Is Ava Devine the happiest woman in the world?

I had sex last night

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>>80939719
Apparently women can sense those things, no kidding.

>>80939896
>tfw they don't even ask if you're a virgin because they JUST KNOW already

>>80939873
I can't believe people trick themselves to think they achieved some higher status by paying someone to rent their body for a while. There's nothing but shame in that.

>>80939852
Lars and the Real Girl.

>>80939770
I lied and said no and she wrote something down on my chart. What does that mean?

>>80939952
Thats literally no different than taking some bitch out to eat then fucking her afterward

At least the whore is more direct

>>80939852
Inside Llewyn Davis
American Splendor

If you haven't had sex in 2 years you become a born again virgin. It's why if you get lucky once in high school and then never again it doesn't count

>>80939901
Sex kind of is the pinnacle of human existence tho, without it the human race would have gone extinct millennium ago

>>80938456
>tfw 27 year old virgin who can't ride a bicycle or swim

No wonder I'm so socially retarded.

Is it wrong that I am completely fine and content with being a kissless virgin?

I mean some benis in vagina from time to time would be cool I guess, but ultimately I love being alone in my flat just with myself, I am completely content with my life and being around others is just a task for me where I can't wait to be left alone as soon as possible.

Should I try to leave my comfort zone and "become" a sociable person despite the fact that I absolutely hate that kind of outgoing people and the fact that I am happy with my current situation?

>>80940028
Its more of a functional thing, reproduction

But if youre not churning out kids then what are you even talking about?

>>80939963
Maybe STDs statistics? I wonder the same thing. I had to take a medical test in college and in the form I ticked "never had sex". I was 18. I thought it was funny that in the female part of the sheet (they had both male and female forms in the same paper but you only filled yours), it didn't have a "never had sex" option.
The question was under "what kind of protection do you often use when you have sex".

>>80940014
nope

>>80939952
No, there isn't. Men have bought whores for thousands of years and women have sold their bodies for that time too.

You're the one saying that somebody is still a virgin if they paid for it, which is just fucking retarded.

>>80940055

You're a perfectly content indoor cat.

>>80940055
Contrary to popular belief it's entirely possible to have an active sex life while living alone and not being sociable

>>80939852
Lonesome Jim
It seems to fit your description and it's loser kino. I really really loved that movie. It made me feel better about myself because the main character is a huge loser adult.

>>80939873
Exactly, which is why all this rush to sex shit is garbage.

>>80937179
23 and same. Feels like I've passed the point with no return desu baka

>tfw 19 and kissless virgin
Just fuck my life up

>>80939949
Literally your insecurities, also your general beta composure

She's not psychic and she doesn't give a fuck about you or your pathetic beta life, you've left her brain as soon as you leave the room

>tfw you cum in her and she walks to the bathroom cupping her hand under her vagina

>>80940098
Just because people have done it for years doesn't make it less shameful. People have had slaves for years too.
And I never ever said that someone is still a virgin if they paid for it, idiot.

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>>80939193
>It's really easy if you're not a complete failure at life

>tfw prostitution is actually better than dating culture since it fuels the local economy

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>>80940115
>perfectly content

>>80940055
>Should I try to leave my comfort zone and "become" a sociable person despite the fact that I absolutely hate that kind of outgoing people and the fact that I am happy with my current situation?

It's worth a shot, if you've never had an active social life you have no way of knowing whether or not you'd be happier than you are now. Even if you find that you don't like being sociable and/or having sex you can just go back to spending all your time alone

>>80940098
You can buy all your meals at restaurants or fast food places and it will do just fine but if you can't cook on your own there will always be a nagging feeling that you are not able to do what every normal human is capable of.
Mastering cooking gives you an accomplishment and feeling of normalcy.

>>80940202
dating culture fuels the diner economy

>>80939552
This. Eventually it's just not even worth the minimal effort. Additionally, they become crazy and more retarded than usual when they ovulate. Watch out for this.

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>having sex
>it sounds like you're stirring a pot of macaroni and cheese

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

>>80940225
They can burn

Threadly reminder: I lost my virginity when I was 24 and now I'm an alpha chad

All I had to do was be 6'3, you guys can do it too

>>80940248
Haha y-ya i noticed that too haha

>everyone so worried about p in v lol just get a hooker

Sticking your cock in a whore won't magically make everything great. You'll both walk away after your hours done and you'll still be lonely and miserable.

>>80940287
So what difference is it to causal sex then?

Are we going to wrap around to that validation meme?

>>80940158
I cum Pete North-tier loads so I just put a towel under my gf before sex, otherwise it all leaks out of her pussy and drips onto her hands and legs before she can reach the bathroom

>>80940166
>slaves were bad hmkay
>>>/tumblr/

>>80940321
>meme

You're the one posting in a virginity thread m8

>>80940166
Well maybe that was a different person who said "it doesn't count" if you pay someone. But this woe is me virgin shit is ridiculous when you can stop being a virgin anytime you want for $50.

>>80940223
> there will always be a nagging feeling that you are not able to do what every normal human is capable of.

Gee I guess that's why there are so many chefs. Also, if you're that neurotic you should probably kill yourself.

Plenty of adults can't drive they don't wallow around crying about it like virgins do and virgins can solve that problem in one day.

>>80940287
And you will have less $ in your pockets that you could have spent on books or videogames or something that lasts more than a few minutes.

>>80940321
People who think a hooker is as good as a real date/gf are very insecure.

>>80940336
>>80940158
Why is she running to the bathroom?

>>80938709
>literally me i think sex is degenerate and mixed with my autism it makes me the ultimate virgin

>>80940014
I wish this was true. 3.5 years for me. hue
It should also apply if enough people ask you if you're a virgin or gay:
>at work, get asked if i'm gay/virgin multiple times
>go to prison, get asked if i'm virgin
>bonus points, multiple CO's and inmates told me I looked like McLovin'
Have fucked 15 women but ok haha

Noone gonna mention that its healthy for you and your brain to have sex??

>>80940287
>you'll still be lonely and miserable.

This is about virginity though, and if you don't want to be a virgin anymore a whore will fix that. If you are still unfulfilled then it wasn't the virginity that was the problem, and you can either find out what is the problem or kill yourself.

Virginity is just a scapegoat issue people use to mask deeper problems here.

Swiss Army Man, best movie I saw lately.

>>80940321
With casual sex you might at least have the satisfaction of tricking some girl into fucking your pathetic ass. But yeah, depending on your emotional ailment, you might be just as depressed after your string of one night stands is over.

>>80940451
>Noone[sic] will lie??[sic]

>>80937975
Replace the running sneakers with skate shoes and you'v'e got it down.

>>80939491
>tiny wrists, skeleton of a 12 year old
>hormones so bad body is literally trying to express as female with chest fat, breast tissue and wide hips

the thing is, you arent even that fat - it;s just your skeleton is SO small and underdeveloped it gives the illusion of extremely high body fat (20percent +)

you're probably closer to 15% bf than you think

there is literally no fix, you will never be in good shape without drugs, surgery to remove gyno tissue (its not fat) and just staying rail thin.

also looks like you have underdeveloped musculature, like tiny muscle inserts that look like tumors

also guessing your cock is underdeveloped, tanner stage 2 (like 5 inches or so)

its all in a package, its all genes and hormones

>>80939590
Protip tubby: you're the beta and you should probably kill yourself because your brain is broken and you look like a zip lock bag filled with spoiled oatmeal.

>>80940014
>used to have sex a lot
>haven't had sex in 8 years

oh well

>>80940387
Because cum drips out of girl's pussies after sex and makes a cold, sticky mess on their skin and the bed.

Can you even call a guy an adult if he's a virgin?

>>80940380
I think the real issue is why are people are so determined to call someone else a loser for not having sex

We can bring up the biological aspect but its faulty if you keep it solely on grounds of procreation, since most people use contraception, even then it boils down to "because"

Socially is also faulty since this society is pretty shit and is barely functional, its not a real measure to go by

A good one is intimacy, but anyone maturd will tell you that intimacy is not tied to sex but people often confuse the two

The better thing to do is let people choose the lives they want, and if they are dissatisfied then they can swoop all the pussy they want, or not

>>80939700
Le kys le leafy meme hisssss amirite fellow YouTube bro ecksdee

>>80940546
Nope, it's why virgins are never tried as adults.

>>80936906
Religion desu

>>80940544
If it drips out, how do girls get pregnant?

>29 year old virgin
>Even if could potentially get a girlfriend my age she would have had 15+ years of relationship experience while I am still emotionally a 14 year old.
>No chick would ever want to deal with a partner that has to go through relationship maturity that she already went through years ago.

Adulthood is about realizing your limits. If it's not gonna happen, it's not gonna happen. Pointless hope is what will drive you mad.

>>80940546
No, you're not really an adult (or a man) until you've had sex.

>>80940014
Fuck yeah!
>tfw I lost my virginity when I was 17
>tfw I thought I'd never be able to become a wizard
>tfw now I know that all I have to do is stop having sex when I'm 28 and then wait two years until my wizard powers manifest

>>80938828
That's me too. 'Cept that fucker is wearing New Balance trainers. And so am I. I'm so fucking not cool. I also spent a while this evening consoling a qt3.14159265 who 'can't find a boyfriend'. Arrse.

>>80940505
holy shit I'm fucked

that's why I don't weigh that much and still look like this

fuck...

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>>80940527
iktfb

>>80940158
Fucking love that shit.

I think you're just afraid of women.

I've never met or even heard of a gay adult kissless virgin.
Somehow they always get the job done.

>>80938537
SHUT INS BTFO

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>tfw 27 and still a kissless virgin
just end my shit famalam

>>80940055
>>80940048
>>80939751
>>80939719
>>80939525
>>80939254
>>80938842
>>80938828
>>80938788
>>80938709
>>80938700
>>80938496
>>80938039
>>80937637
>>80936306
we should kill ourselves together this world will never accept us

And another problem is that I've had godly sex. This is a problem because I'm a fapping fanatic and keep trying to get that feeling back. Sometimes it does come back, and I feel my soul coming out of my eyes. Sadly that's the only thing I look forward to now aside from my coffee, 5+ times daily.

>>80940738
Nothing wrong with that.
Some people are happy with their lives
Some obsess over it and it hurts them further

>>80940710
did your fiance die too?

>>80939491
I would advise you to pay a hooker but I'm afraid she won't accept your offer.

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>>80937975
fuck man...

>>80940728
Hookers, my friend

Normies think it counts

or landwhales

>>80940728
A lot of gay people lose their virginity later in life, though. The closet+fewer partners in your area can have that effect.

>>80938709
It does. My mom say's I'm a catch.

>>80940759
Why would I kill myself? Too much effort. And I want to waste all my resources first.
Besides I'm currently starting a brutal honesty lifestyle where I'm telling everyone what I think without caring about being nice and it feels good.

>>80940703
It's all in your head idiot

>>80938456
I can't swim or ride bike but the only reason I'm a virgin is because I can't get it up to girls not doing my fetish and I need them fully clothed for my fetish and I don't really want to have sex. I had a couple of bj's but it isn't the same if the girl isn't pissing herself

Its been my experience most don't want to piss themselves thus making the experience worthless to me

>>80940616
It doesn't all drip out, some stays in their pussy, my gf sys that she can usually still feel a bit inside of her for almost 24 hour after we've last had sex, that being said researchers have found sperm cells inside of the cervix literally seconds after ejaculation so whether or not all the cum drips out is pretty irrelevant to whether or not a girl gets pregnant.

>>80940703

gyno surgery costs a couple thousand but theres no point unless you fix the underlying hormonal issue of either high estrogen/prolactin (see an endo to get bloodwork) because usually gyno surgeons remove 90% of the gyno but leave the sac so your nipples dont cave in and look hella weird, so if your hormones are still fucked they'll grow back

you basically need to starve your body and truly suffer, do insane amount of cardio and fight those fat cells that are holding on to every ounce of fat they can.

its not your fault, you have shitty hormones and baseline genes which stunted youre development

men are not supposed to look like this, I could talk at length and indepth on this, I've done the research on epigenetics etc for years, millions of guys are in your position & keep getting told platitudes by chads with better genetic lottos

>>80940808
>tfw the only person to say you're attractive is your mom
>tfw she does it completely out of the blue every few years, and gets upset when you get annoyed

Every movie with wizards in it, like LOTR for example

>>80940773
no I don't know that feel, I'm sorry to hear that.

>>80940800
I don't think I would be able to get my dick hard for a fat lady. And I don't wanna pay for someone who won't be perfect at it considering I'm fucking literally paying for it.
I'll wait for CGI VR porn.
>inb4 it already exists
It's not advanced enough yet.

>>80940138
Lost mine when I was 23, was with that girl for almost 2 years on top of that. Don't give up anon.

Although after we broke and I didn't get to meet anyone else so I've given up myself.

>>80937698
don't say that shit, women aren't going to give you shit because you feel they owe it to you. Impress them, give them a reason to want to fuck you.

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>>80940759
I was watching Welcome to the NHK and this makes sense guys!

We should meet up of kill ourselves at the same time via streaming.

26 year old virgin.
I'm not really ugly or fat but I'm autistic and socially retarded as hell.

I don't really care desu. The only thing that kinda makes me sad is that my mother will never have grandchildren to enjoy.

>>80940834
I'm gonna start doing this as well. Since I'll never get accepted into society I'll just be brutal with everyone I meet/know.

If someone ends up killing me still better then having to kill myself.

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sex communism when

government gfs

>>80940808
Never listen to the opinion of a female relative or an adult female friend of your parents when it comes to your smv. They just don't want you to feel like shit.

>>80940927
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-10/japanese-surrogacy-man-has-another-baby/5732856

>>80940895
>tfw the reason you're still a virgin is because you have an unhealthy relationship with your mother

>>80940703
Don't listen to that faggot.

>>80940922
>it's a "suicide is bad" episode
Trash show.

>>80939265
There is though. Even for fat bitches, there would be a line around the block of guys willing to fuck her. Guys are incredibly thirsty.

The idea that being a virgin into your 20s and beyond is "unfathomable" is ridiculous

There are people that are so lightspeed ugly noone wants to touch them

How hard is that to grasp

Why does everyone talk about sex like it's an even playing field? Because they want to act like they earned it

Why don't you guys just meetup and fuck each other?

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>>80940616

Jesus Christ

>>80940981
>implying I said it is bad
we should do it

You literally have NO excuse to be a virgin unless you have a tiny cock like me. Any other excuse is just pathetic.

>>80940997
Both of your parents were attractive enough to get laid(assuming your father wasn't a rapist) therefore I don't think it's possible for someone to be so ugly that they can't get laid unless they have some horrific deformity

>>80941049
kek

>>80941049
How tiny?

>>80940997
I just want to know why everyone so proud and haughty about something literally every animal does

Theres more than enough losers and absolutely broken people whove had sex, its not a measure of anything

>>80941067
>(assuming your father wasn't a rapist)
heh

>>80940943
Good luck bro, maybe we end up making the world a better place. I hate going for the Trump meme but his "our problem is we are too politically correct" phrase really changed me for the better.

>>80939420
I know that feel. I have to ice my balls sometimes from pounding out all these bitches.

>>80940997
>The idea that being a virgin into your 20s and beyond is "unfathomable" is ridiculous
To a lot of people it is. They assume you're exaggerating. Just look at how many movies have a supposedly "loser" protagonist who actually had sex at some point.

>>80938496
>both of us fall for the wait until marrage meme

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking idiot. Other girl was a cunt tho.

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>>80940895
>>80940967
>>80940808
I think I have an idea how to solve you guys virginity problem.

>>80941067
We all know what kind of genes you inherited now, brainlet-chan.

>>80941049
>tfw 7 inches uncut and a virgy

>>80940967
go on...

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>>80941067
>unless they have some horrific deformity
HOLY FUCK

YOU LITERALLY CALLED OUT 2/2

END MY LIFE
END MY LIFE

>>80940855
This girls need to piss GTFO

>27
>only female contact ive had since college is hookers
>if not for them would be a virgin (held hands + kissed a 80 year old at a wedding)

Dint fall for the fitness meme though
Im on roids and literally have a better physique than 99% of the population but it doesnt help

You need charisma or some shit
A big dick? I hear women check bulges

>>80940837
kek
>>80940867
>fix the underlying hormonal issue of either high estrogen/prolactin
Actually went to an endo and my prolactin are higher than normal, I took 2 different pills to try to solve it but I eventually stopped trying


that was depressing, because you actually provide facts, you're just killing any hope I still had of one day changing

bad luck huh, life isn't fair

>>80941084
Little bigger than micro but it's the lack of girth that really seals the deal.

>>80941132
>uncut

You're not getting any from me, begone anteater willy.

>>80941159
>kissed a 80 year old at a wedding

Wow man you were so close

I don't mind the lack of sex but the lack of human intimacy is killing me.

>>80941067
Even Hotwheels from cripplechan had a gf and he is horrifically deformed

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>>80941191
begone ahmed

>>80940867
Redpill me on improving my epigenetics

>>80941043
he means the show

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>>80940471
The guy is so virgin he would bang a corpse.

>>80941086
>w why everyone so proud and haughty about something literally every animal does

Well why are virgins so uptight and insecure about not being able to do it?

>>80941232
A hooker is not a girlfriend.

>>80941176
I personally know a guy who had high prolactin and he fixed his body after going to an endo and fixing his bloods

he looked like you except he was shorter too, was huge, had huge tits and he fixed right up

you have to have an indomitable will, fix your hormones, eat better than everyone, kill yourself running, get the surgery if you can afford it.

while youre still young so it heals better too. the scars will be imperceptible these days with the new techniques

>>80940728
I'm a gay adult kisses virgin.

>>80941232
90% of the time its personality and shit

Most people here already feel outcast from socielty so they arent going to have the best attitude going in, so the first battle is already uphill

>>80941258
They aren't, however they are uptight and insecure about society being uptight and insecure about them not doing it.

>>80941268
There's surprisingly little difference tbqh

>>80941312
Hookers are less expensive and less fussy on top of quite literally not having standards.

>>80941312
kek

>>80941258
Who knows, these discussions usually start off with them being called losers though

>>80941176
youre basically at war with your terrible genes that are hellbent on making you look like a weird blob of shit

an androgenic failure, failed by parents, failed by development and environment

you probably drowned in xenoestrogens like bisphenol-A (absolutely killer for males) during your adolescence, google it and see its sources.

>>80941176
Honestly controlling hormones will make a big impact on your quality of life
But most endos are straight ignorant when it comes to male issues
Its honestly cheaper to self medicate, see if you can get private bloods in your area and order clomid and aromasin

>>80941202
She went for a smoke, I went to throw up and passed out
Almost made it ;_;

>>80941312
sometimes is good having no women on /tv/

>>80940014
>If you haven't had sex in 2 years you become a born again virgin. It's why if you get lucky once in high school and then never again it doesn't count

LOL nah

I will admit it's bad for you guys cause you know what it's like, though.

Many normies have depression and shit, I'm not saying this to defend normies, on the contrary, you can get laid all you want but it won't save you or make you really feel better, it's just bullshit.

>>80941241
Nice try, I'm a Catholic girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnT0CMwBrWs#t=21m

ahahaha

you can tell the way he says it he doesn't believe it at all

>>80941446
Are you saving for marriage? If you are not, your are not a true Catholic.

>>80941446
>catholic girl
>only likes cocks that have been Jewed
Why am I not surprised

>>80941286
I see, it's a lot of effort

But I have another problems, low libido and ED

how the fuck did I get such a fucked up hormone system

but how can the hormones be fixed if it's genetic?
>>80941380
huh, just another life gone to waste I guess

lost my whole youth and prime I'm now 23, think it's too late

thanks for the redpill man

SCIENTIFIC POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12615537

>>80941426
>Many normies have depression

They say they have depression. Apparently depression is highest amongst teenage girls and facebook is to blame. It's all bullshit and self diagnosed.

>there's no shame in being a virgin
>people join the church and choose chastity

Really nigga

>>80941581
Yeah I guess you are right, it's just self diagnosed shit.
Actually if you think about it, almost literally everything is bullshit. Almost everything in our lives is just play pretend and make believe. People lying about everything, putting value on fake shit, etc.

>>80941426
What I noticed with normies is that even when they are depressed or down in the dumps, they burn brighter. Even if they hit a bleak streak of existence their is so much more life in them. Its as if you can see their stories unfold and this is just another chapter for them.

Just start lifting. If you get a six pack you are pretty much guaranteed to get laid. Unless you are a complete autist.

>>80941250
if you arent born a chad with stellar genes from day one you need extreme amount of exogenous hormones or to avoid all the insidiously placed environmental ones in a lot of FDA approved food stuffs and water/plastics

a good example is sage northcutt from the UFC. hes like a lab experiment, been on human growth and all sorts since a teen and now looks like the terminator because his dad was REDPILLED on development requirements

you need to feed your bone androgen receptors all the testosterone they can and limit estrogen before they close at 18ish, thats why all chads look the same, its because they grew correctly and why all numales look like egg headed aliens with no chins

>>80936906
Fuck off, reddit

>>80941657
This is why i cant take anyone seriously when they bring up "its what everyone does" as an argument for anything.

Society cant even figure its own shit out, so it has fuck all business telling me what i ahould be doing.

/tips

>>80941404
Not really, I'm much happier being a non-virgin even though I haven't had sex for a couple of years than I was when I was still a virgin, if I was still a virgin I'd probably be desperately chasing low quality sluts every weekend in hopes of finally popping my cherry

>>80941657
That's all true. But I'm not going to let that stop me from enjoying my hobbies and my work and other people.

>>80941675
That's true. I hate how normies say they have depression but they are so high functioning and still go to work, still get laid, still do activities, etc.
When my depression is more severe I can barely even move my limbs. All I can do is lie on the floor and stare at the ceiling.

>>80941685
I don't think Sage could pass the Voight-Kampff test.

Who /NeverEvenTriesBecauseYouKnowYou'llJustMakeAFoolOfYourself/ here?

>>80941553
M8 fixing high oestrogen and high prolactin levels is literally as easy as swallowing a pill every morning
t. Medfag

>>80940981
Entire arc wasn't in the book. Only added for the show.

>>80941817
Not me, I try a lot and fail every single time. I refuse to stop trying because I'm terrified of coming to terms with the fact that I'm a loser, failure, a worthless waste of air.

>>80941675
Because they were feeling down for a while. Actual depression is not a "springboard" of any sort and requires medical treatment.

But none of those normies are ever on any antidepressants.

>>80937694
Nothing, just gave me a look of pity and changed subjects. But I wanted pity sex not pity look lmao.

>>80941774
I've seen normies go through horrible break-ups. And its not something they say but its how they are. Its like they are depressed differently, even their horrible parts of life seems more filled with life. A whole different libido.

>>80941554
I have a half-sister because my dad nutted in some sloot before he met my mother but I've never met her IRL, do I count as an only child sexhaver?

>>80941493
Of course.

>>80941511
They look gross. Sorry, just personal feelings anteater man.

>>80941927
Yeah