HEEECTOOOOOOOOR

What did Troy mean by this?

>>80926932
>Achilles posting is back
Nice

REEEEEEGAAAAAAAALL

>>80926932
Ancient greeks speaking English

this makes me sick

>yfw Patroclus was changed from being Achilles's gay lover to being his cousin in the movie to bypass gay shit
Remember when movies didn't pander to degenerates at every opportunity?

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NOW YOU SEE WHO YOU'RE FIGHTING WITH

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>>80926932

HEEEECTOOOOOOR!

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>>80926932

>>80927034
Greek sounds disgusting though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOvVWiDsPWQ

>>80926932
>HEKDAAAAAR

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is it the best 1 VS 1 in movie history?

>>80927209
sounds cool desu

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>You sack of wine!!

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The call that saved Agamemnon.

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It was a decent enough movie, but didn't take enough from the actual Iliad if you ask me.

>no Diomedes fucking shit up and almost single handedly taking the Trojan walls by himself with Apollo telling him to fuck off and stop trying to break Fate

>>80927487
>and then I went and sulked in my tent
>yeah you should have seen his face

>>80927043
Ancient Greek homosex was basically "no homo bro" stuff taken to its logical conclusion with some daddy issues mixed in. There's no way you could make a serious movie with that in it today.

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>>80927296
nah

>>80926932


That fuckin' pansy was crying in his tent over his GAY LOVER the whole time while Hector, a real hero, as defending his homeland regardless of his personal opinions on what Paris did.

>>80927209
holy shit it's the black tongue of mordor

>>80927296

I liked brad's fighting style in the movie

>>80927209
wtf

why did they speak gungan in ancient greece

>>80927894
>MUH SHITTY CGI BACK FLIP HIGHGROUND KINO

kys

>>80928512
holy shit did you really take that bait you absolute fucking retard?

>>80927499
They were going for a kind of historical realism angle, though, since they cut all of the gods and supernatural things from the story.

HECTOR, GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS

>>80928668
>Historical realism angle.
Yeah, of the actual war.

They did rape the historical realism of the novel, by which I mean the historical novel and its story and how it portrays the antic world

>>80928462
kek

>>80927499
>no spear throw at the horse and see monsters
>also last two minute LMAO AENEUS

>>80927043
It's funny what a difference 10 years can make in world culture

the movie has a terrible begining

I jump to the greek landing

also, that british lass that played the priestess was still young and plump, noice

>>80929652
>the movie has a terrible begining

Fuck off. It's amazing to see Mycenaean Greece on such a high budget.

Good day for the crows.

>>80926932
in the pooper

>>80927209
Yeah, no. I am a Greek and have studied Ancient Greek. This pronunciation is not correct. Ancient Greek did not sound like that. We actually don't know what it sounded like. This is pretty much a guess from the reconstructor, nothing more.

>>80930118
>We actually don't know what it sounded like.
So how the fuck do you know that it's not correct then?

>>80930342
It doesn't sound as nice as modern Greek

>>80930342
You know what I mean. Since we don't know what it sounded like, anything a linguist comes up with is just a guess. Also it sounds too foreign from Romiotika, the closest surviving dialect of modern Greek to its ancient counterpart.

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>>80929652
Young chubby sadfu was the inspiration behind far too many busted ropes back in my day.

>>80930568
>Romiotika, the closest surviving dialect of modern Greek
Google doesnt deliver. Alternative name?

>>80927209
>Erasmian renaissance made-up pronounciation with an Anglo accent

Amazing my sides are gone

>>80926958
Because it's on TV right now.

>>80930869
sorry for being late, was posting in cunny thread. Here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcAYP4irSyQ

>>80930118
Found the liar.

>>80932006
>liar

And how did you arrive in this conclusion?

>>80927487
10/10

>>80926932
>yfw this is based on a true story

STILL NO ODISSEY WITH SEAN BEAN

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>>80932179
>He still thinks the war between the Greek city states and the fictional city of Illium happened.

>we will never get a proper movie of the Illiad complete with Gods and Goddesses

>>80932179
>yfw it took place in the BALTICS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Baltic_Origins_of_Homer%27s_Epic_Tales

>>80930625
>In a perfect world...

>>80932303
>We will never see Diomedes not a give a fuck and beat the shit out of three gods in one chariot ride
It hurts

>>80932264
>fictional city of Illium happened.
>fictional
Try again.

>>80932457
>we will never see Paris minding his own business when Hera. Athena, and Aphrodite come down from Olympus to demand he judge their beauty

>>80932519
There is no evidence that the city they think is Troy/Illium in Turkey is actually Troy/Illium from the Illiad. The dates the city were destroyed and how they were destroyed don't show any evidence of war.

>>80932351
this is my favorite schizophrenic theory, it's almost as good/retarded as that Bicameral brain stuff

>>80932804
>>80932804
Someone should totally film adapt Homer's work and apply that theory to them.

Imagine the scale of that film, it'd be insane