How to fix No Country for Old Men >instead of dyng off screen,

Sounds good

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>before Chigurh falls in, Moss says "It's time to MEAT your maker, bitch!"

>>80925040
nice_bait.jpg

tfw you want to just dismiss it as trolling but you know people actually think like this

then he pops a no country for old mentos

>his wife turns on the radio
>Moss says "No country"! while looking straight at the camera
>screen goes black
>Title of the movie flashes through the screen on flames
>bitchin heavy metal starts playing

>>80925040
you forgot the part where wolves show up and eat chigurh's remains
>"huh, turns out there *were* lobos"

>pulls shower curtain back
>coens are sucking each other off
>more like the blowin' brothers
>credits in thin, wispy, squigglevision indie font
>ukulele and whistling

>Chigur makes his first appearance
>[Bad to the Bone starts playing]

>Chigurh has Moss kneeling at gunpoint
>"This is no country for old men"
>Gunshot is heard, Chigurh keels over
>Moss' wife standing behind him with a smoking gun
>"I am no man"

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>well you've got a bone sticking out of your ass
>w-what
>hosing off bicycles

>>80925040
>"It's time to MEAT your maker, bitch!"

holy shit my fucking sides

Chigurh should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

>>80926109
Best ITT

>>80925040
I wouldn't be mad

Anyn rand once said thou who drinkith the milk shall inherit the flavor of the earth

When I saw the scene in the OP I had to pause it. Did the coens use ayn rands teachings to make this film? It changed the movie for me. I had to go scene by scene finding the matching quote. Do it yourself if you don't believe me.

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>>80926152
this guy gets it

>>80927751
>uses a PNG
>doesn't even take advantage of the transparency
For shame.

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Instead of Anton doing something as rudimentary and mundane as flipping a coin, he presents the gas station manager with three boxes:
>one has two gold coins
>one has two silver coin
>one has one gold and one silver coin
>he then asks, after choosing a box at random and drawing a coin at random, that happens to be gold, what would the odds be that the next coin also be gold?
>the gas station manager, who is as dumb as the rest of 4chan, answers this problem incorrectly
>Anton then proceeds to blow up the gas station (symbolizing the manager losing everything)

>>80928359
2/3?

>>80926421

PERFECT!

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>gas station owner picks up rotary dial phone
>literally tries to call it

>>80928359
wait, so, the next coin from the box you already pulled?
or are you picking another box and pulling another coin?
either 1/2, or 1/18, but we 're closing now