Star Trek

Janeway was my favorite but Picard is the superior leader.

when picard shows up you know shit's going to get done

archer just looks like someone forced to watch through 'another fucking temporal cold war' enterprise with a phaser pressed to their back

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>>80920262
Picard. He was a gentleman and a scholar.

And a stone cold pimp.

>>80920262
It's a hard call. Picard easily holds most true to the ideals of the Federation, but I wouldn't want to be stranded in the Delta Quadrant with him.
If we're going by "best leader", I'll go with Picard, because those under him learn from his example and he's an excellent role model.

>>80920262
>only question I ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

Based Archer 2bh

>>80920262
Picard of course

Archer, because fuck Vulcans

>>80920262
Patricians ranking
Picard
Kirk
Archer
Sisco
Power gap
Janeway
>you'll find people who like janeway are big fans of the bajorans

>>80922936
>>80923006
No story without that M A N

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>>80922936
>>80923006
>fuck Vulcans
See that's interesting. Really interesting. See, I work as a busboy in a bar in Mill Valley called the 602 Club. So I'm moving dishes when all of a sudden, in walks Captain Jonathan Archer, surrounded by 4 Starfleet fuccbois. Archer is really over the hill, like thinning hair and a heavy gut hanging down low. Anyway, he walks in with a posse of good ol' boys. All basic bitches, whatever the fuck, it's the 22nd Century.

They get sat down, but the waiter for that table is on break so I get told to wait his table. It's fine, I've done it before and the place isn't too busy. Things are going pretty well, I somehow haven't managed to sperg out despite it being a squad of overgrown cadets and a celebrity captain. I've even managed to show off some strength by carrying out all of their dish at once (t-thanks /spacefit/).

So the check comes, and Archer leaves me a pretty large tip. I thank him, and he looks me in the eye. His tone whips from jovial to serious in a heartbeat. My vision zoomed on his face. They say the eyes are the window to the soul. His are no different, and as I peered into his eyes I saw horrible visions of violence and hatred. "I'm not a fucking Vulcan, so it's not too big of a deal," he says, in the most aggressively business whisper he can manage. He drops the seriousness, and gives me an almost-Denobulan smile. I stood there, shocked, and watched his bloated form stagger away, his squad of boomers and flyboys following close behind. Before leaving, he looked over his shoulder, grinning. He mouthed "Heil Colonel Green" and walked out.

This would not be the last time I encountered Jonathan Archer or his intense hatred of the Vulcans.

>>80920262
Picard
Kirk
Janeway
Archer
Sisko

>>80920262
Kirk if you are close friend with him
Picard if you are some random ensign or just mind your own business
Janeway if you are an holographic projection
Sisko if you are a man with no morals and prone to war crimes
haven't watched ENT yet

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>>80923224
wtf I want to fuck vulcan women now

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>>80923224
Dank

>>80923567
on the plus side, breeding solely for reproductive purposes every seven years is seven times your current rate; i say go for it

>>80920262
Kirk was the best but Picard would be the best if you wanted to get out of Starfleet alive.

>>80923508
>Janeway if you are an holographic projection
Janeway is the last captain you want if you're a hologram.

>says that the doctor is more like a replicator than he is like her
>lobotomises him repeatedly when he wants to take a break after losing a patient
Don't me wrong, I like Janeway, but saying she's the best leader to have if you're a hologram? Fuck no.

>>80920262
Picard
Sisko
Kirk

Powergap
Insaneway
Nu-kirk
Archer

>>80920262
Picard>Sisko>Kirk>the rest are shit.

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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>>80923567
See that's interesting. Really interesting.

WARNING: Don't click on this picture if you value your sanity.

>>80923744
>lets the doctor get away with betraying Voyager and the crew multiple times
>allows him to do stuff others can't
>etc.

she treated him better than any of the human members

How would the other captains have handled the Tuvix dillema?

>>80923824
You're still doing it wrong.

>>80923871
*dilemma, rather

>>80923871
they would have all fixed the transporter incident and got back their colleagues

>>80923871
>>80923903
slept with it, wes crusher or Q or Broccoli or the Traveler solved it somehow, the Prophets do it somehow, Tuvix beat Archer up and escaped in a shuttlecraft, respectively

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>>80923871
Kirk would let Tuvix decide, self determination is the right of all Americ- I mean people

Picard would let Tuvix live, but some asspull would seperate them

Archer would seperate them, but "lose" Tuvok's transporter signal

Sisko would ask the wromhole aliens for help

>it's another 'every single Starfleet captain is insane or a spineless wreck' Shatner-ego-buffer TOS episode
well on the plus side The Omega Glory is basically Apocalypse Now In Space i suppose

>>80923873
I did it right, Pakled. Also, I'm the original poster of that meme so who are you to tell ME how rightly I did it?

>>80924047
It's true tho
Kirk would have made some speech about being an officer and how he has to look out for his crewmen.
Picard would have done something similar but with more words and bringing up some Starfleet regulations.
Sisko would have just said "I don't care, I want my people back" and done it

I hear Picard is used as the perfect example of good management techniques so I'd pick him.

>>80922782
>I wouldn't want to be stranded in the Delta Quadrant with him

Why? Its not like Voyager got home by glassing planets.

>>80923871
Kirk kills Tuvix because Tuvix is evil.

Picard agrees to let Tuvix live, but Tuvix is dying so Picard has to undo him.

Sisko murders Tuvix and feels guilty about it.

Janeway murders Tuvix and doesn't feel guilty about it.

Archer feeds Porthos some cheese and Porthos farts on Tuvix. T'Pol and Hoshi get naked in their transporter accident.

>>80924342
This, also Picard would have sacrificed himself to Q to let the Enterprise get back home unlike Janeway

>>80920262
Picard, hands down.

>there weren't any DS9 movies
why

>>80924579
>why did this series with terrible ratings get no movie?

also only Quark's actor is worthy of the silver screen

>>80924342
>Why? Its not like Voyager got home by glassing planets.

>missing the part where they sold weapons to the Borg end indirectly helped them enslave dozens of species

>>80924628
But Enterprise had worse ratings yet it had a movie.

>MY... NAME... IS... KRRRAAAAALLLLLLL!

>>80924806
Enterprise had a movie?

>>80924287
>DUDE, I invented a meme, my mom's a witness, LMAO
You're just a copycat, and a bad one too. That's why you always post it incorrectly.

>>80924941
Idris Elba was a MACO on Enterprise.

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>>80924181
>The Omega Glory is basically Apocalypse Now In Space i suppose
"FREEDOM is a worship word" complete with a literal reciting of the Pledge of Allegiance

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>>80924287
You're not me, the true originator of this meme. Better luck next time, Ferengi.

>>80920262
Picard tbqhwy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs&t=99s

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WHY AREN'T YOU BREEDING HER YET?

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>>80925043
fuckin LMAO

>>80924750
But she made up for aiding the Borg by genociding the Borg.

All the nu-fags in this thread.

It's Kirk >>>>>>>>> the rest

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>>80925903
Go to bed, grandpa.

>>80920262
Picard
Kirk
power gap
Archer
power gap
several more power gaps
Janeway
power gap
Shitsko

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>>80920262
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

I just wish we had an episode where the Enterprise came across an old transmission that was some dusty old Romulan news broadcast or something, and everyone was all 'oh yeah the famed Emperor Sulak, I remember his reign from history class. he was the guy who did blah blah blah'

instead of SWORDS? SLAVES? HMM ROMAN EMPIRE MUCH or WW2 Space Nazis

>>80928590
>Writer 1: How do we show that these aliens are evil?
>Writer 2: I know, we'll have them study and idolize Earth's Nazis.
>Writer 1: Brilliant!
It was forgivable once, Brannon, but you shouldn't have forced it twice.

>>80920262
>pickard
>kirk

~best scene of the reboot imo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AmWLaFQNwVE

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>>80922839

>>80929636
>sound in space
>Simon Pegg

no thanks

>>80928590
>>80929182

I always thought it was kind of charming. The show wasn't a high budget thing, and they obviously had a bunch of costumes and props hanging around the Paramount lot from something else, so they just thought, "Hmm, well, we've got a whole bunch of Nazi uniforms. . . what can we do with those. ."

It's not like they had the idea and then got the costumes made.

>>80929752
It was clearly broadcast along their communications network

>>80929812
no, Roddenberry was literally that much of a two-faced sleazeball hack

>>80920262
Picard's the best example of Star Fleet, but when it comes down to being a leader Kirk has it. Guy was pure charisma, smart enough to get out of any situation and could think on the fly, plus he made a conscious effort to hide any of the fucked up shit that was happening to him from the crew as he was aware that to his crew he wasn't so much a man but an idea.

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Here's a bit of trivia not many people are aware of: Garak is the best Star Trek character ever

>In either the nazi episode or the gangster episode, they say a planet duplicating Earth is utterly impossible and this must be from some outside influence
>proceed to have like 3 other planets that are versions of Earth completely naturally

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>>80930058
actually it's mccoy

>>80923006
>fuck Vulcans

Believe me, I would like to. My greatest fantasy is to be at the mercy of a Vulcan dominatrix.

>>80930112
>Vulcan dominatrix.
That's called a Romulan.

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>>80930111
*chuckles* Oh puhleez doctor, spare me insufferable TOS characters.

>>80930108
Kirk talked what? four computers into BEEP BOOP ILLOGICAL ILLOGICAL DOES NOT COMPUTE pop pop pop spark booom? and i think at least two androids of the week?

>>80930108

That was the A Piece of the Action, the gangster episode, I'm 99% positive. They found some book or something from Chicago.

I don't remember the Nazi one so well, but I think they tried some handwaving about how like, with all the planets, and all the possibilities, the same circumstances could arrive twice because of probability.

another boring trekthread

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>>80930112
Ah. A man after my own heart.

>>80930318
The Nazi planet was caused by a human historian, who was the Fuhrer of the planet. In those two episodes they gave (flimsy) excuses about how outsiders turned the planets into Earth copies, but in the others they were like oh yeah it's another Earth.

Why is Star Trek so fucking goofy?

>>80930483
Each series is a product of its time, with writing of variable quality. Really makes you think

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>>80930483
goofy?

>>80930466
i forget, did the one with the indigenous "yankees" who had the US flag, pledge of allegiance, and constitution have a good reason for that?

>>80920262
Archer was an extremely flawed leader, but I think he'd be the most fun to be around. So I'd prefer to serve on his ship.
Picard is probably the best out of the bunch though.

>>80923836
This is why I don't google actresses from shows I'm watching, when the show aired more than five years ago.

Even worse with old Bond movies though.

>>80930737
masochist here, provide examples

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>>80930112
>>80930400
>you will never be used in some arcane Vulcan ritual

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>>80930466

Ah cool, that makes sense. I loved Star Trek growing up because my mom really liked it, and when we'd go to this mall there was one store that had a bunch of original series episodes on VHS. She'd let my sister and me pick out an episode each to buy, so we got a pretty good collection after a while and all the real classics like The Naked Time, Mirror, Mirror, City on the Edge of Forever, Amok Time, hortas, brain cells, etc. If it's an episode that we owned, I've seen it probably a hundred times, but other ones I've seen once, twice, or maybe never.

>>80920262
Kirk all the way baby

>>80930637
Nope.

>>80930956
Pics of your mom and sister?

>>80930637
it was something something errrr prime directi-USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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>>80930637
oh and that episode also had Spock's weird uncanny telepathic influence over women, that they never spoke about before or mentioned ever again lol

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>>80931205
>constitution class starship.
>doesnt expect captain to recite the constitution.

>>80931078

My sister is a short lesbian with glasses. My mom was really hot, and she's still an attractive woman I guess. She liked Star Trek because she thought Kirk / Shatner was a cool guy who did nothing wrong.

>>80931360
Spock was able to telepathically influence a guard in "A Taste of Armageddon."

>>80931429
Any idea why your sister hates men?

>>80931420
this is some lucas tier pottery

>>80931420
>Defiant-class starship
>obeys lawful orders given by commanding officer as per Starfleet regulations
pottery

>>80931551

She doesn't. She liked Spock, and thought Guy Pearce was a cool guy in LA Confidential. If anything, she's got a masculine viewpoint, sort of like the worldview of a kinda dweeby guy who likes rules and isn't cool.

>Captain. Scanners show a society in a state of arrested development, circa Earth's 1920s
Excellent, get Spock to take those civilian uniforms out of storage and we'll beam down, tweak an AM radio to talk to the Enterprise, and drive a car that hasn't existed for hundreds of years around for a while

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>>80931838
>get Spock to take those civilian uniforms out of storage
Seriously though, why did the NX-01 have cowboy outfits in storage?

Ah, it's a good thing we had those chips installed underneath our arms just this week. I'll just carve it out with a bedspring, hold it up to a lightbulb, and use it as a blowtorch to cut the lock on the door open. Hey, fire-arms! I'm good at shooting those!

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>>80931747
Reminiscent of the Lionel Richie-loving Afrikaner separatists whom Louis Theroux interviewed

>>80931981
these 'post your political orientation' memes are becoming a little abstract

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>>80927489

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>>80931715
>escort vessel defiant class.
>is actually a warship.

>>80932441
>escort vessel
it was deliberately designed to defend against borg incursions post-Wolf 351, dummy.

you could instead make a point about how 'escort vessel' or 'heavy cruiser' designations for other ships could be just euphemisms for modified ship classes being put back into peaceful service as explorers post-Dominion War, i suppose, but that's an argument for idealfags and edgefags to reeee about

>>80932441
>actually a warship
>and it sucked because the Federation isn't made for war

pottery

>>80932652
Shut up, nerd.

"Officially, it's classified as an escort vessel. Unofficially, the Defiant's a warship. Nothing more, nothing less." - Sisko

>>80932765
>believing sisko
i mean the man never told a fib once in his entire life!

Just watched the TNG episode Contagion for the first time. Picard casually beaming out of the romulan ship after the captain says that she'll take comfort in knowing that he'll go down with them was one of the most stone cold things I've ever seen the man do.

>>80931929
Quartermaster

>>80920262

Kirk. How is this even a question?

>>80933077
>"Alright, team, we're about to take Humanity's first leap into the final frontier and we don't know what we'll find. We need to carefully consider what we need to take on boar-"
>"I GOT THE COWBOY UNIFORMS, CAPTAIN'S SIZE he he excuse me sir"

Picard
Sisko
Kirk
Janeway
Archer

tho janeway and archer are equally bad

the only one i had to think of was kirk vs sisko but sisko always used to pull it out of the bag and would make the hard decisions. kirk sucked ass as captain in the movies.

So what's the difference between Sulu and Chekov's jobs?

>>80933539
>kirk sucked ass as captain in the movies
by that time they were just sucking kirk's dick

like generations was a bad movie, but the I'VE BEEN SAVING THE UNIVERSE SINCE YOU WERE IN DIAPERS line came straight from shat's ego. then he fell down a cliff and died lol

>>80932738
>sucked
The Defiant beat ships twice its size.

>>80932765
>Still did anomaly of the week episodes with it because Trek writers are too lazy to come up with original ideas

>>80933701
i suspect that was B&B making whoooosh nyeeaooooww sounds with their mary-sue spaceship and its special snowflake pyew pyew pyew phasers desu

i think it had a stupid fucking VR holo-viewscreen too? that they used like ... twice, and forgot about?

>>80933701
that's irrelevant
any ship with a main character on it would beat anything else

>>80933769
Brannon Braga didn't work on DS9.

>/trek/ in charge of discussing Trek

>>80922782

Picard got into similar predicaments to Voyager and was back in the Alpha quadrant by the end of the episode.

>>80933787
Like when the Enterprise gets its ass handed to it by two old Birds of Prey?

>>80933679

the only reason wrath of khan became such a big crisis was because he didn't raise the fucking shields when the reliant was running right at him and everyone on the bridge was telling him to raise shields

>>80920262
STD's Captain
Janeway
Sisqo
Archer
Picard
Kirk

>>80923836
>2017
>being a vulcan irl

>>80920262
Overall Kirk, In peacetime Picard, and during war The Sisko

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>>80922782
>It's a hard call. Picard easily holds most true to the ideals of the Federation, but I wouldn't want to be stranded in the Delta Quadrant with him.

You wouldn't be. He'd be back by the end of the episode.

Hell, a graphic in "Descent" implied that the Borg transwarp conduit took them to the Delta Quadrant and back in that episode.

>>80923744
Picard is still worse. If you're a hologram, he'll shut off your program for five years and then trick you into thinking you're free while really being stuck in a dedicated server.

Sisko is the best if you're a hologram. He'll dress up and save you from holographic gangsters even though your reality is an affront to his ethnic heritage.

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>>80924181
>Apocalypse Now In Space
yeah fuck you illiterate

>>80934422
>He'll dress up and save you from holographic gangsters even though your reality is an affront to his ethnic heritage.
Only if his girlfriend convinces him to go.

If Sisko is >tfwnogf then you're on your own.

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god damn crossover episodes were legit

>>80923871
Sisko and Archer would have done the same as Janeway did.

Picard would have found a techobabble copout that recreated the crewmembers and allowed Tuvix to live.

Kirk would have actually BEEN Tuvix, or rather he would have been merged with Spock, creating Kock. No moral dilemma since he would have nobly given the order for his own fission.

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>>80924405
>Picard would have sacrificed himself to Q to let the Enterprise get back home unlike Janeway

You mean slept with him? Picard would have never done tha-

boring...

>>80930466
In "Miri" the episode opens with them discovering a planet that is an exact geographic replica of Earth. This is then ignored for the entire rest of the episode.

>have Prime Directive
>Assignment:Earth - ok we just went back in time, no biggie, gonna do some historical research, maybe learn about the Swinging Sixties haha far out man

>>80934882
And it had literally no impact on the story and was purely for being yet another "reuse old Paramount sets" episode.

>>80933679
>he fell down a cliff and died
or did he?

season 2 of TOS kind of deflates towards the last third, huh

>>80934590
damn I don't remember Star Trek: Generations being that entertaining.

>>80934944
in the shatnerverse books he's beamed out from under the pile of rocks because nope, kirk lives fuck you

>>80934590
damn it's been so long since I watched "Emissary", I don't remember Picard eating a Twinkie with chopsticks at all.

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>>80934709
>It was an illusion all along and Q just wanted to fuck Picard while being a top tier waifu

He really was obsessed with Picard....

>>80920262

The guy that basically made the Federation single-handed. The one that fought multiple advanced species and won equivalent of a world war while everyone else never faces a single equivalent thread in a position of leadership, his name is Jonathan Archer.

>>80935239
go to bed, scott, your shows all stank

Can we get the robot applied to Trekthreads? I'm tired of seeing the same opinions and arguments and images again and again.

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>>80934904
>Assignment:Earth
oh dear god this episode is awful

make it stop

>>80935801

it's because there is no new material that comes out of the past

either no trekthreads or deal with the repetition of people longing for something they'll never get back

>>80934948
>season 2 of TOS kind of deflates towards the last third, huh
Gene Coon and Dorothy Fontana were the glue holding Star Trek together. They left in the middle of season two.

>>80936983
Wait, DC Fontana was a girl?

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>>80937126
Oh, honey...

>>80937275
I always thought that was a nod to James Tiptree Jr.

Wow. Just wow.

Why can't the universal translator translate klingon?

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Captain Ezri.

>>80938672
it does

>>80938883
Delusional.

>>80938672

We've already established that the UT reads both the minds of the recipients of everyone within earshot as well as projects holoimagery on the mouths of the other speakers to make it appear as though they are speaking your language.

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>no pike

i hate you plebs sometimes

>>80939025
Don't fucking preempt my shitpost ever again.

Are there any red skinned alien pussies in Star Trek?
I can't watch a space show without red skin alien pussies.

>>80923836
What in god's name do you have to do to make your body look like this?

>>80938923
No?

>>80939229
yes?

>>80939191
Dehydrate it

>>80939236
They literally have translators in the movies. There's even a joke scene in st5 that is based on the fact that the ut can't properly translate.

>>80939379
>tos

there's your problem

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>>80939168
I think they're red down there.

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>>80939510
>Brian Thompson plays a Dosi
They are definitely red down there,
this confirms it.

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>>80939660

They're never CLEAN, RIGHT?!

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>>80939726
Only my men were clean, because they WERE clean.

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Captain Picard, i'm ultra intelligent being

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>>80939966

AYE captain

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>it's a lwaxana troi episode

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>>80940304
>he doesn't love Lwaxana

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>Watch it Jewls

>it's another Janeway lets aliens take over Voyager again episode

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>>80941036
Watch it, MS Paint.

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Picard

I'd take a cruise with him anywhere

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>It's a Federation official comes to the ship and orders everyone around episode

>It's a Janeway murders an innocent person because of her own personal feelings episode.

remember when riker murdered those clones? what was with that?

>it's an 'everyone wants to have sex' episode

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>it's another Picard displays his acting chops episode

What is the best courtroom drama episode in Star Trek?

>>80941741
inb4 100 Measure of a Man replies

>>80941741
The one in Voyager where the Q wants to commit suicide.

>>80941741
Mine is a tossup between The Drumhead and Rules of Engagement.

>>80941741
The M--

>>80941772
Fine, it's The Drumhead.

>>80924380
100% accurate.

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>>80941741

Devil's Due

mostly because I got a boner while watching it

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>>80941741
This scene in The Undiscovered Country is better than any episode

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>>80939063
>Pike

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>>80940304
>It's a lwaxana troi episode
>It's actually good

>>80941741
the one where wesley murders a classmate during a flight exercise isn't the best but deserves a mention

>>80941533
Why does he keep going back there? He's a shit detective and all he wants to do is sit in his desk.

Why doesn't he go to Ancient Greece or a beach?

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>>80942236

no idea

>>80932441

that's what an escort is tho, a combat ship that protects other ships

the class is pretty much interchangable with "destroyer" which I could see why the politically correct sjw federation doesn't use

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>we got generic titmonster seven of nine instead of this qt

>>80943143

If anything, you gotta' give Jews the thumbs up on those DSLs.

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>>80931929

>tfw no qt vulcan gf to ride on the back of your horse

>>80943143
Is that Sarah Silverman?

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Is this portrait trying to say that Patrick Stewart's head is shaped like a xenomorph's?

>>80943446
Yes. Tom Paris made out with her in 1996.

He also went back further in time and kissed Courtney Cox while fighting Skeletor with He-Man.

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>>80943143

jeri was pretty when they just let her be a girl

>>80943143
Thank you Jesus

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>tfw no qt Bajoran gf

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>>80944226
very underwhelming features other than legs and hips

-terrible voice
-man hands
-boy face

I'll take the superior bajoran, tyvm

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>>80944226
Thank god

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>>80943690
She's still too "sexy" so to speak, Sarah was just pure qt

>>80946287

*tos lens intensifies*

>>80920262

JAMES T KIRK

Everyone else is a fucking joke

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>>80943690

This two parter is literally worse than Threshold.

The entire story revolves around the Voyager crew risking their lives to save some genetic mutations who can dream when regenerating and the plan is "let's go get assimilated!"

And it's not even to kill the Borg or get to a transwarp hub, it's for our morality again because fuck existence when we can feel good by liberating these assholes

>>80920262

Kirk was the best character, Picard was the best leader.

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>It's a Q episode

I'm watching TNG, S2 DS9 and Voyager episodes at random.

I don't get it, does everything always get resolved with 3 minutes left in the episode?

>>80947581
Yes.

>>80947581
That's what shows were like.

Later in DS9 they try out longer multipart episodes (more than 2-parters).

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>>80920262
>Picard best leader
>MFW lets Betazoid tarts run around in their leotards instead of proper uniform
>MFW allows three-shift duty rotations when confrontation with the Cardassians imminent
>MFW picks a reckless, undisciplined Number One over compliant, efficient android

>>80948021
I hear people argue he was a good captain, but really, I felt like he was unnecessarily dickish to his new crew. He should have tried to ease the transition, even a little bit.

>he rates Picard

>>80947581
Usually. I think in TNG it sometimes gets resolved with 5 minutes left.

In Voyager there sometimes is only 30 seconds left.

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>calls itself star trek
>doesn't actually trek the stars

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>>80920262
Archer is best Captain.

Grabs borg and pulls out its borg tubes... commences killing it with his bare hands.

Archer is a real man... not a flaky faggot, a token gibsmedat, or self-entitled feminot like the rest of them.

>>80950129
Why did enterprise fuck everything up. Jesus.

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>>80951104
The only thing fucked up is trektards whining about Enterprise.

Those were borg from First Contact, you moron.

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>>80950129
Archer is worst Captain.

Grabs borg and puts in its borg tubes... commences reviving it with his bare hands.

Archer is a fake man... a flaky faggot, a token gibsmedat, and a self-entitled feminot like the rest of them.

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>>80950129

>>80952119
The only reason trektards hate Archer is because trektards are faggots.

Archer is a strong, white, cis male, and faggots hate that shit.

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>>80952246
How did they get away with such a white cast?
Pre 9/11?

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Picard was a numale pussy. Kirk was a strutting princock, and a jew. Both had awesomely powerful vessels, and both already knew their way around the galaxy.

Archer had to make it or take it as he went along. He was more of a man than both of those guys.

Picard is reddit: the captain
>le moralfag classy british gentlesir

>>80920262
Kirk.

>>80930034
>he was aware that to his crew he wasn't so much a man but an idea.

This. Understood that leadership wasn't just giving orders, it was being an example and an inspiration.

>>80920262
Kirk
Picard was a pussy who would sacrifice his whole crew to save savages

>>80952486
cultureless amerifat detected

>>80952486
this
now watch nu/tv/ flip out

Reminder that Sisko and Archer are /our guys/

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>>80920262

Kirk=Picard>Sisco>Janeway>Archer

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>watch first 3 eps of season 4
>somehow lost the desire to finish it off
Is it worth it lads?

>>80952682
a tip of the hat and a sip of the tea to that, my good sir! have an upvote!

>>80952825
Season 4 starts badly and ends badly, but what's in the middle is pretty okay.

>>80952895
Same as your mom.

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>>80952825
Enterprise was the only Trek series that was good from the very beginning.

Seasons 1-3 were the best. Season 4 was when the quality started to fade. Most all of the stinkers are in season 4.

I'm glad, actually. With Coto in charge, it would have quickly devolved into yet another tng - a woefully gay PC fest only suitable for faggots, sjw morons, cucks, and trannies.

picrelated

>>80953148
What's with all the reposts?

>>80953217
What's with your poor attitude?

>>80953148
This is hilarious, keep going.

>>80952486
Actually that title goes to Chris Pine Kirk

"say what you want about the story, but came in with low expectations and loved the action!"

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The Outrageous Hokona was too much!

Me and my wife's step-son had a holler!

>>80952612
Kirk would have seen 5 lights and sucked his dick the first night.

>>80924342
>Its not like Voyager got home by glassing planets.
No, they stopped just short of literally glassing planets. They did, however, assist the Borg in acquiring technology that would allow them to assimilate powerful forces that they had until that point been unable to assimilate.
Janeway also gives Federation technology to countless worlds and murders innocent people in order to get her crew home. I'd trust her or Sisko to get me out of the Delta Quadrant over Picard.

>>80952345
It looks more white there because Mayweather isn't included.

>>80947350
They also completely forget it ever happened. The writers set up an arc where the Collective is slowly collapsing, and then they dropped it.

>>80934254
Ha, I never noticed that.

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>>80953480
>It looks more white there because Mayweather isn't included.

Who is that?

I've now seen most of the original series and TNG. I used to watch Voyager as a kid, but I didn't like it that much. What Star Trek thing(s) do I watch now?

>>80953681
DS9

>>80953681
ENT

>>80953681
>most of
Finish it.

Then DS9.

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>>80952895
Yes. There were some good elements in season 4. It wasn't all bad. The Vulcan and Romulan arcs were good.

But fuck that overrated fag Data as well as his fanbase. The Klingon/augment arc could have been 1000% better without his stupid face chewing up most of the scenery.

The finale was appalling, and the token black "inventor of the transporter" ep was major cringe.

Also, let's not forget "Bound", that retarded green Orion slut episode. You'd have to be a fat, ugly, pimply-faced, sex-starved, permavirgin fanboi to find either one of those talentless, pond scum-colored cunts even mildly attractive. And don't even get me started on the whole, "The slaves were really the masters all along" bullshit.

Oh... and then there's "Stormfront", which, aside from some wonderful visuals of a shuttle being attacked by WWII fighters, and the NX-01 flying low over Manhattan, presented a truly god-awful propaganda story about stereotypical, cartoonish "Nazis" doing stereotypical, cartoonish "Nazi" things, and topping it off with Bobby Baccalieri acting very poorly like a "tough guy" named "Carmine" with a "little sister" who is a moulinyan.

The best part of that two-parter was the part two intro... If only.

https://youtu.be/xeDOe0kZDhk

>>80953580

The helmsman, and a black dude.

>>80953429

Who's idea was it to have that guy be the comedian on the holodeck? His jokes were uncomfortably bad.

Kirk was the best Captian. And I say that as a Picard fan.
But Picard was a diplomat and a tactician. When shit when down with the Borg at Wolf 359 (or later in First Contact) Picard was the one Starfleet put in charge. Same deal when the Romulan/cardassian incursuons/battles. Picard would just show up and basically become Supreme Commander of Everything Military.
Kirk, other than being an Admiral longer than he was a Captian, was a better tactical leader than Picard. Complete the mission, no matter what - that's basically Kirk in a nutshell. 5 years of dee space exploration, with minimal Starfleet contact -- you need a lot of balls to take a ship into nowhere with no back up. Kirk was pure guts and attitude.

I won't mention the other "captains" because fuck all of them.
Janeway at least got voyager home, I guess. Sisko was middle management at best. Archer was just a fucking cuck (and I love Scott Bakula).

>>80953805
>(or later in First Contact) Picard was the one Starfleet put in charge
Uh... no.

>>80953805
Same poster here.
What I'm trying to say is that Kirk is a better Captain, but Picard is probably a more important and valuable to Starfleet and the Federation.

>its another federation imposes its morals on an alien society episode
The one thing I hate about the series is how human morality is automatically assumed to be absolute, the trillions of species that don't share human morals are evil and need to be corrected. All the captains are very quick to forget about the Prime Directive when something hurts their feelings.

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>>80953434
plz bitch
Kirk always had more willpower than the pussy earl grey man

Where does the "Kirk is a bad boy who always disobeys orders and sleeps with a woman every episode" meme come from? The JJ movies? Search for Spock?

>>80933872
K'vort class, their like 3x the size of the old ones

>>80953863
wtf.
>Defiant getting shot to shit
>Worf goes full Klingon and wants to ram the cube
>helmsman says "sir there's a ship coming in. It's the Enterprise!"
>Picard opens a channel to everyone.
"This is Captain Picard, I'm taking command of the fleet. Lock all weapons on the following co-ordinates"
You don't just show up mid battle and assume command out of the blue. Starfleet obviously had contingency plans that put Picard in charge if any major shit goes down. It happened a few times in the series too.

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>>80953891
Archer is the most important.
Picard is the most diplomatic.
Kirk is the most pragmatic.
Janeway is the most chaotic.
Sisko is the most apathetic.

>>80954032
>You don't just show up mid battle and assume command out of the blue.
That's literally what he did.

Starfleet ordered him to stay away. He was breaking orders to go there.

>>80954032
Yes, he did. Starfleet ordered him to stay away, and then he looks at his crew and tells them that he's about to violate orders by joining the fleet, and that if anyone wants to object, now's the time.
He then joins the fleet and takes command. It's probably just been a while since you watched the film.

>>80954032
Picard was explicitly told to stay away, but he defied orders. They probably listened to him because he commands the flagship, the most advanced ship in the fleet, and because he was the only one with any sort of idea on how to proceed. It also didn't hurt that he was fresh and ready while the rest of them had been getting the crap kicked out of them.

>>80954032
>>80954117
The dubbing is disgusting, but here's the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxRnQmwheE

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>>80954201
>that Klingon motif when Worf's head pops up

>>80954331
Based Jerry Goldsmith

>>80952486
Complaining about moralfaggotry in Star Trek is like complaining about homosexuality in Gayniggers from Outer Space.

>he's a starfleet officer
>he does it for free

>>80954531
You get a latinum stipend from Starfleet if your job involves working outside of Federation space.

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>>80954070
Archer saved Earth from total destruction. The rest of them owe him their very existence.

>>80954032
>insists something happened in a movie he never watched
>gets BTFOd by multiple anons including video proof
>never heard from again

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Do you love or hate Q (the character and the race)?

>>80954565

Yeah but so did Data.

Chekm8 Bakulists

>>80954567
I wasn't "BTFO," you fucking faggot. I simple chose not to respond.

>>80954580
Love Q. Can't get enough of him. Loved all of his episodes. John De Lancie mincing around and pissing off Picard will always be entertaining.
How often does he show up in the other series? I've only watched TNG and I'm not entirely finished with it.

if you watch Enterprise thinking that Archer is actually Sam Beckett it makes the entire series way better

>>80954605
Different anon but it looks to me like you were indeed BTFO'd.

>>80954627
1 mediocre episode in DS9
1 good episode and 2 terrible episodes in Voyager

>>80954627
He has a few episodes in VOY, in seasons 2 and 3 if I remember right.

>>80954503

/pol/ pls go.

>>80954589
>Data

That faggot wouldn't even have existed if it weren't for Archer.

Hello all. Netrek is a multi-player battle simulation with a Star Trek theme. It was originally released in 1988 and has been regularly updated ever since. It was the third Internet game, the first Internet team game, and as of 2017 is the oldest Internet game still actively played. As a player, you captain starships to engage enemy vessels, bomb armies and invade planets in order to expand your team's space empire. The ultimate goal is to genocide the enemy race, but the carnage of battles along the way is ruthlessly fast paced and a lot of fun!

It's a team-oriented game with realtime dogfighting but involving a lot of ongoing strategy. It costs no money to play, there are no ads, and it's open source.

Is anyone in /tv/'s recurring Star Trek threads interested in starting up an ongoing Netrek game?

>>80954580
Q was easily one of the best parts of tng as a whole

Appearance on ds9 and voyager...really hit and miss

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>>80954789

Who cares, he was the inferior faggot android/hologram as far as I'm concerned.

>>80954836
I don't remember this episode, which one is it?

>>80954874
Never mind I'm retarded, my brain wasn't working.

>>80954796
No.
Fuck off.

>>80954899
>Never mind I'm retarded, my brain wasn't working.

This is a common excuse, Ensign.

Your duty shift started at 0800 and you're an hour late!

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Best Commander coming through

>>80921168
Good point.

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I'm sure Kira could have been a fine one

>>80922574
haha sure thing, shits going to get done when picard shows up

>>80922666
Yeah, Picard was a stone cold pimp.

>>80922951
This. Picard is the obvious choice.

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Number 1, I order you to go take a number 2

>>80923080
Decent ranking. Funny comment at the end. Overall, great post!

>>80932049
>moving along protecting the Hebrew race?

>>80955034
Terrorist mentality would hold her back

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>>80954922

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>>80932049
Frosty Piss

>>80923107
Archer is definitely underrated.

>>80923322
I agree with this post.

Sisko.
He is Jesus, choosing anyone else is blasphemy.

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>all the triggered softcunt progressive faggots itt

You have been visited by THE LION OF DEEP SPACE 9.

Good fortune will come to you, but only if you post GOOD LUCK ASSAD in this thread.

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>>80955127
Would Al Borland make a good first officer?
Always shooting down his hot shot grunt of a Captain?

>I don't think so, Cap'Tim
>ooOooOOOHHHHEEGGGGHHH???

Which Starfleet captain would you choose to serve under, /tv/?

>>80955451
Sulu.

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>>80955451
Season 4 Archer

>>80955438
But a first officer should never shit on the captain in front of the crew.
Did you learn nothing from Worf's mistake.

>>80955421
Thank you, Bajoran Terrorism.

>>80920262
>Statesman
Picard
>Soldier
Sisko
>Pioneer
Kirk

The other two suck dicks.

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>>80955451
Miles "Smiley" O'Brien.
Hero of the Resitance.

>>80955533
Why does reddit hate ENT and VOY so much?

>>80955584
I watched Voyager when it was airing famalan.
The contrast was most apparent when DS9 was still in syndication.
You launch your shitty network with this piece of shit?

>>80955584
For the same reasons that /trek/ shits on them.

And you're not going to convince anybody to like them by constantly invoking the boogeyman.

>>80955421
GOOD LUCK ASSAD!

>>80955622
I've never seen a valid criticism of either of the shows. Just buzzwords and mindless drones repeating posts they've seen before without understanding what they're saying.

>>80955670
You weren't looking very hard then

>>80955670
Okay.

>>80955670
Are you sure that it was mindless drones repeating posts and not just multiple anons pointing out the same flaws?

I don't hate ENT or VOY, I actually like pretty much all Star Trek, even the stuff that's poorly made. ENT and VOY are clearly weaker than TNG and DS9, though.
TNG basically began as a remake of TOS, DS9 was an entirely new spin on the universe.

VOY was Lost in Space set within the Trek universe with a weak cast and weaker writers, especially for the first three seasons as the good writers for the most part remained with DS9 until it ended. Separating the crew from the rest of the Federation didn't go so well because it meant that most of the Alpha Quadrant species and backstory had to be thrown out the window and start from scratch, and Voyager just wasn't really up to that challenge. Gorgeous ship, though, and the opening theme might be my favourite.

ENT took the criticisms of Voyager onboard and decided to return Trek to its roots by giving us another exploratory show with a new Enterprise. The first season lost a lot of die-hard Trek fans because of small, annoying decisions like ripping off Spock and making the only vulcan onboard the first officer AND science officer, giving the opening theme lyrics instead of being an orchestral piece like all the others, retconning appearances and events for short-term excitement but no regard for the integrity of the series as a whole, etc.
Basically, it didn't feel at all like Star Trek except for the moments where it would unoriginally recycle Star Trek. Nothing was new or fresh until season 3 with the Xindi arc (and most people will tell you that season 3 and 4 were the better two seasons), and by then it was too late to save the show.

>>80948145
>I hear people argue he was a good captain, but really, I felt like he was unnecessarily dickish to his new crew.
He was nervous as fuck and had nothing to negotiate with besides bluffs, which he got called on. He was a mediocre captain who was doing his best despite the circumstances. I'm pretty sure him acting like a dick to the crew was his way of trying to build up some confidence for himself so he didn't piss his pants in the conference room.

>>80953996
The womanising comes from every comedy show that parodied Star Trek since TOS came out, the disobeying orders comes from every TOS movie.

gs4gp

>>80956566
You posted it too soon. You're as bad at your forced """meme""" as >>80923824 is at theirs.

garbage series for garbage people

bababooey howard stern