THAT'S IT

G U I L T Y

Obviously the gorilla wins

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>>80918245
When will they learn?

Is Joe Rogan our guy?

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he needs to start asking the right fucking questions

>>80918672
nah he (now) believes the moon landings happened

>>80918694
the gorilla would get tired killing the 50 first and trying to catch Demetrious johnson

Here's how it would go
>Grizzly gets up on two feet
>Gorilla charges into it
>Grizzly gets in at most one swipe from a disadvantageous position
>Gorilla continues to pummel it and wins

>>80918694
so 10 guys for every 1 gorilla

10 guys should be able to pin down a gorilla, right?

Grizzly has size, height, weight and strength advantage. Plus razor blades for nails and teeth.

>>80918215
a gorilla and a bear probably wouldn't fight under any circumstance

>>80918843
you're ignoring the fact that the grizzy is much much stronger than the faggot gorilla

>>80918900

No. The gorilla would just pick them off one by one.

>>80918694
Depends on the environment. In the jungle gorillas can climb and shit

>>80918957
what if they all rushed it and pilled on?

that would be like 1800 pounds for each gorilla to handle

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>>80918959
bears are great climbers

>>80918992

All the gorilla has to down is throw its fucking arm and it would knock out 4 or 5 of them in one go. It is faster, stronger, and there is no way 10 guys could run at it and pile on.

>>80918694
Gorillas would use their superior intelligence to organize strategy and build simple weapons like sticks and rocks

>>80918215
why wouldn't you link the video you queer

>>80919016
No the fight between the ufc fighters

>>80918215
>Igor pull up the video

>>80918900
>10 guys should be able to pin down a gorilla, right?
Does the Gorilla have 10 limbs? No, so at most 4-5 guys could physically engage a gorilla at a time, assuming it doesn't swat them away.

>>80919017
how are you so confident about this?

>>80919044
lol
wait is that a racist joke or not

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get the fuck out of the way

>>80919044
oh

>>80919060

Because I'm not retarded. It is like asking "What if 10 dudes charged a moving car? They could take it right?".

>>80918694
Interesting..

>>80918277
a big bear could win eventually but the bears are easier to intimidate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LQoXmSrsL4

>>80919053
yeah but someone needs to kill it while it's pinned down

and there's 200 of the ufc fighters, so why wouldn't they divide it 10 to 1?

>>80919090
a single gorilla is not even close to a moving car you fucking retarded mongoloid

>>80919090
that's not the same at all

a car is heavier, harder and has more momentum than a gorilla

>>80919076
HERCULES WANT MILKY

>>80919116
>>80919137

>They seriously think UFC fighters could just "pile on" a gorilla.

KEK

>>80919071
Can you not see who I'm replying to originally? >>80918694

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>>80919107
bitch thats a black bear, they;re scared of their own shadow. grizzly is the real deal

>>80919147
I don't know but i think you're giving the gorilla too much credit

why do people think large animals are invincible?

>>80919185

One gorilla vs ten people is the equivalent of one adult male vs ten 5 year olds.

>>80919238
Don't underestimate the strength of the silverback

>>80919238
no

A 5 year old is like what, 40 pounds? A regular adult male is like 180 pounds. So that would be 180 pounds vs 400 pounds.

A gorilla vs 10 people would be 450 pounds vs 1800 pounds

>>80919090
Ten really bulked up guys might match the mass of a common automobile...

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Rachel vs Marco

Jake vs Rachel

Who wins?

>>80919165
DON'T CALL ME A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!
DAMN IT!

>>80919025
kek

>>80919325

A gorilla is 450 of PURE COMPOUND MUSCLE. All of the force and weight of its strikes will be delivered at the same time. I really don't know how retarded someone has to be to think that 10 dudes could come even close to taking on a gorilla.

You are just taking the average weight and multiplying it. This isn't just a simple math equation, it is physics. A gorilla is faster and stronger, you have this idea that 10 guys will just perfectly rush it at the same time and all strike all at the same time with all the force of their entire being.

The gorilla could snap any one of their backs in a second. What do you think they are even going to do? Punch it to death? It could grab a hand and just squeeze it for a second until it broke. Hell, they'd probably break their own hands if they punched it full force.

There is absolutely no scenario where 10 people could take on a fully grown gorilla. Period.

lmao you fucking retards seriously have no idea how strong primates are. a chimpanzee can rip off your arm and beat you to death with it easily. a mature silvberback gorilla would grab a ufc fighters leg and use him like a flail to wipe off the other 199 like the opening scene of the lord of the rings. apes are insanely fucking strong, its not even comparable, they produce no to very little myostatin and thus are not limited like we are.
here's an orangutan lazily winning tug of war against a sumo wrestler with one hand while scratching his balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDxg0pJAX4

>>80919459
>This isn't just a simple math equation, it is physics.

physics is literally simple math equations you retard

>>80919491
>I got proved wrong now I have to play it all off as an epic troll :^)

>>80919071
xD

>>80919459
no, they wouldn't try to strike the gorilla, they should all overwhelm it with the combined weight of 1800 pounds and suffocate it

>>80919460
>chimanzee can rip off your arm and beat you to death with it easily
top kek what a delusional fucking retard

>>80919459
You listen to too much joe rogan newbitch. Go back.

>>80919460
>that thing will tear you to shreds

>>80919460
you do know this is fake?

H O W D A R E Y O U

>>80919025
holy shit my sides.
>>80919137
what would happen if a gorilla was DRIVING THE CAR?

>>80918694
I'd bet on the UFC guys. It would get fucking ugly as fuck and some would die, but 200 muscular, years of training men in their prime against 20 apes? Yeah, the UFC would win with casualties.

Now if it was 20 UFC fighters vs 20 apes...

>>80919705
you're forgetting that apes pussy out very easily

>>80919740
No, that's their descendants, niggers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

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But who could beat this guy?

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>>80919900
probably this guy

>>80919955
Why's its dick cut?

>>80919459
>10 UFC guys jump on the gorilla
>they begin vibrating at high frequencies
>this heats up the gorilla
>its cooling system can't handle it and it gets cooked from the inside

checkmate primatefags

>>80919976
He took the Harambe meme too seriously.

>>80919976
he's a jew

>>80919165
What are the extra belts for?

>>80920012

they're not fucking bees lol

>>80919165
or just have a proper gund

After the thread where tv fags thought they had a chance against a grizzly bear, now it's MMA fags thinking UFC fighters could take down a gorilla.

FUCK

YOU

UP

>>80919900
That's a big animal

TEAR

>>80918694
With no weapons the gorillas would tear them to shreds. There's no crying to the ref when they start biting or any shit like that.

>>80918925
This.

Being that they are both wild animals, they would both probably puff up and give their most intimidating scream/growl at each other. Then, after a bit of posturing one or both would hoof it in the opposite direction.

Wild animals are pretty cowardly when given the choice.

>>80918694
That pic is old as fuck because the UFC currently has over 500 men and women on their roster.

>>80922214
Then we'll put em in the octagon so the have no where to run.

>>80918694
Fighters would get decimated. You cannot fathom the strength of the gorillas.

>>80918694
UFC. 10 guys per gorilla. The gorillas are big and strong but at the same time they're "only" 450 lbs each.

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>>80922263
>You cannot fathom the strength of the gorillas.
>...
>shred
>you
>to
>pieces

>>80922248
Then they'd just avoid each other and be very uncomfortable.

You can create some fantasy situation where they would fight, but then you might as well just argue about who would win if a wizard fought a gorilla.

Wizard, btw.

>>80922345
Gorilla, easily. A human could snap Harry Potter's skinny limbs, imagine what a gorilla could do to him.

>>80922345
Well thanks for ruining a fun thread.

Is there anything more masterful, strong and intelligent than an ORCA in its natural habitat? Every time theres an orca story, its always them fucking things up. Its like nothing ever picks on them. The only thing I can imagine is a giant squid.

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>>80922309
Based on average chimp sizes, this motherfucker probably weighs about 110-130 lbs. Multiply that by 4, and imagine just how fucking jacked a gorilla is.
They would have to be almost impossible to knockout,
and you're not going to be able to grab one and break it's limbs or anything, it'll just ragdoll you if you try.

>>80922645
K well the gorilla has never professionally trained and has never experienced the painful sensation of someone like McGregor punching him in the face. I think you're underestimating the UFC.

Humans developed a cognitive, toolmaking brain; gorillas developed to become hench as fuck. We're specialised differently

Asking if ten humans could pin a gorilla is like asking of ten gorillas could build an IKEA coffee table

>>80922393

He'd just point his wand at it and scream, "Spectro Ungorillis!"

Then, poof, the gorilla is now a rabbit and Harry fucks it. At least I assume he does. I know if I ever manage to turn a full-grown silver back gorilla into a rabbit, I'm going to fuck it just on principle.

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>>80919165

>as a kid was hiking with dad and he scared a black bear away with the below step
>mfw thinking about if it was a grizzly

Fucking nature man, spooky as shit

>>80922645
KEK Fuck your chimps lmao harambe suck my dick

>>80919900
THICC

>>80922761
honestly go back to r.edditt

>>80922743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8

>A gorilla can take a hit to the face from another gorilla
>A Ufc fighter can not take a hit to the face from a gorilla


Therefore, gorilla>ufc fighter

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>>80919900

>>80922743
>gorilla has never trained
it lives in the jungle and fights for its life on a daily basis what the fuck would a gorilla need to be trained for are you actually autistic?

>>80918843
>Grizzly gets in at most one swipe breaking the skull of gorilla and killing it instantly

>>80918215
With one swing of the claws from the bear you would have yourself a nearly decapitated gorilla. There is no debate. And I love me some gorilla.

>>80920847

bells

>>80922319
i know joe rogan made it kind of a meme, but that anon is right. gorrillas are insanely strong. not to mention, i think even trained fighters would bitch out(some of them anyway) after seeing a gorrilla rip another fighters arms off his body.

>>80918215
>czech
fuck off

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1 Gandalf vs 1000 Gorillas
Who will triumph?

>>80923312
fuck off nerd

reckon joe's nightmares ALL involve chimp and gorilla antagonists

>>80919076
>offspring of a male lion and a tigress
MANED

POWERFUL gorillas
POWERFUL joe rogan

>>80918694
Oh UFC would be so decimated.

>>80923312
Old man needs to get swole

Would you rather be known as the guy who killed a grizzly with his bare hands, or a gorilla with his bare hands?

The answer is grizzly. So that's what would win.

Imagine being that guy. Someone has done it right? I wonder if it would ever stop coming up. Yeah by the way I once ended a grizzly bears life in single combat.

>>80923632
Bears can be choked out AFAIK, just need to approach it carefully. A bear would still smash a gorilla mind, but that's because gorillas are dumb AF.

>>80923632
I'd much rather be the guy who killed the gorilla.

At least bears aren't bipedal, there's a vastly different physical structure that potentially, if everything goes right, can be abused in the environment.

That can't be said about the gorilla. Both of you will be using your arms like arms. As a human, it's a much more impressive kill.

>>80919076
ligers are physically deformed and weak though
look at its stomach
the genes don't all match up properly

>>80918694

Considering how many manlet divisions the ufc has I would say their fucked

>>80919076
wow, didnt know lions and tigers can procreate.

Lions are BADASS
are ligers overpowered?

>>80923937
i would bet cash money a manlet UFC fighter could kick the shit out of you. just saying.

>>80918694
You cannot kick or punch a gorilla to death nigger, UFC cunts are fucked

>>80923779
this guy says that Ligers would be the APEX predators if set wild, and rule the africa

https://youtu.be/DM9cV1fF518?t=65

>>80922916
I was thinking gorillas too but actually seeing this its not that bad. humans are smart and can work together, if tis 10 guys per gorilla, its enough if you put 8 guys, two on each limb just to hold it in place or limit its movements rly hard. the two remaining guys just scratch his eyes out and literally shove his hand up its ass trying to tearits intensities out and making it bleed frmo insidie.. those shuold be its weakest spots.

>>80924172
i can im strong

does anyone have that brutal webm with the two grizzly bears fighting for over a minute?

>>80918947
no

>>80923169
LOL GORILLAS ARE MADE OF PAPER GUYS, THEY MUST'VE USED RUBBER BULLETS WHEN THE HAD TO UNLOAD A WHOLE CLIP INTO HARAMBES HEAD

BULLETS LITERALLY DO JACK SHIT TO GORILLAS, THEIR BONES ARE TOO THICK

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

Brought to you by SquareSpace©

cue the hempforce mustard

>>80922916
Gorillas are strong but really seem lousy fighters. In the wild, they're not very agressive. I actually think chimps could be much more dangerous than gorillas.

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>>80918694
Vanilla Gorilla solos

What do gorillas do everyday that makes them so swole?

>>80919076
DO THE CHICKENS HAVE LARGE TALONS?

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>>80924155
Spotted the manlet in this thread

>>80924756
>Funny-Posters-23
Do share the other 22 "funny" posters.

>>80922916
>people actually think 10 UFC guys could take that
>"a-a-all you have to do is lay on top of it!"

pure delusion

>>80924877
well you certainly aren't one of them anon lmao

>>80922743
>someone like McGregor punching him in the face

I think a grown silverback gorilla would crush McGregor's skull like a ripe melon.

>>80918694
Can the UFC fighters wear body armor?

>>80922645
Gorillas are nowhere near as aggressive as chimps, though. They're all intimidation and very little actual fighting.

Chimps don't give a fuck

Wtf happened to Imdb messageboards? Fucking leftists ruin everything

>>80925116
If i wanted a joke I'd ask you to upload a video of you being conceived. Preferably not in .webm (Mac user/earn lots of money especially for my age)

>>80925262
yep got wiped because they didn't like the direction that discussions were taking, fucking travesty because there's literally no where like them on the entire internet...

Don't forget the gorilla's fangs and very powerful bite.

>>80925262
also moviechat.org has them archived and a few people have migrated there, if anyone knows alternative sites that are somewhat active and have sprung up please let me know

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All the gorillas in the world vs seven trillion bees

>>80925254
The assumption in these discussions is that the animals will fight at 100% intent to kill

>>80918915
Seriously, how do people even think this would be a contest?

>>80925453
One Japanese Giant Hornet would kill 7 trillion bees

>>80925409

No, that was my first thought too but it's bullshit. It's likely just for economic reasons desu.

>>80925442

Nice I didn't know about this site, time to delete imdb from bookmarks i guess ty

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>>80922743
>the gorilla has never professionally trained

This fucking thead, oh my God

A Gorilla would fuck a Bear up

It would put the bear in a head lock or some shit and rip its eyes out

>>80925759
Nah it'd probably work him over on the grapple game and get him in an arm bar until the bear tapped out or died.

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>people unironically think a primate wouldn't win against anything

Remember, a chimp ripped this woman's hands and face off like it was string cheese.

>>80925978
geeze she got torn to shreds

>>80923937
>their
you poor inbred cunt

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>>80919900
this animal is pure evil

>>80925717
>economic reasons

except they are very low maintenance and were largely unmoderated. It absolutely is because they didn't like the political direction of the largest boards there. Not a coincidence that a few weeks later they added an "F" rating for feminist friendly, it's all agenda driven dude

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Every other animal on earth is a fucking beta manlet cuck compared to the Blue Whale

Its the real alpha

>>80919076
Did they?

>>80922214
>Being that they are both wild animals, they would both probably puff up and give their most intimidating scream/growl at each other. Then, after a bit of posturing one or both would hoof it in the opposite direction.
>Wild animals are pretty cowardly when given the choice.

Just like most internet arguments.

>>80926217
Blue whales are big softies, though. You can swim right up next to them and they don't do anything to you. Orcas and regular dolphins are the real alphas. They'll either rape you or eat you depending on their mood.

>>80925978
Looks like Popeye forgot to eat his spinach.

>>80919348
Rachel tore her own arm off and beat someone to death with it.

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>>80922645
*reproduces Hamlet word for word before tearing every page to shreds*

>>80919076
BIG GUY
I
G

G
U
Y

>>80918694
lmao @ the retards who pick the UFC in this scenario. Gorillas would tear them to shreds.

>>80922743
This board is 18+. pls go

>>80918694
>the whole UFC league
>80% of them are 150 pound manlets

Gorillas any day

I hate animal vs animal discussions. Everyone always overestimates one animal or another, and underestimates humans.

>>80918694
The only hope UFC has is that they can dogpile the gorillas and then smother then before they can chew through their stomachs to get out

>>80918215
After watching UFC 1 again I have to say the winner is whomever learns jujitsu.

>>80918694
Gorillas, no contest. They used to do shit like this in the colosseum, you can read about how it went. There was one time where the romans faced off something like 50 slaves against a single lion.
It was a bloodbath.

>>80919460
>primates are the only mamals to benefit from super strength

a bear could bite through a parking meter

>>80918843
Grizzly weighs more than twice as much as the gorilla. Gorilla would get its shit knocked in, and damn quick.

>>80920012
underrated

>>80918215
I legitimately think a gorilla could take anything.

The muscle density and intelligence intersect is incredible.

Bear wins, way too big and would smother it

>>80928210
Humans are weak. Thats why we adapted to be smart and make shit.

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>grizzly bear is designed to kill and eat other animals, total apex predator
>gorilla can defend itself but not a killing machine by any means
How is this a question?

>>80918694
may as well be 200 KFC workers the outcome's the same

>>80929163
because people dont understand that bears have the same kind of animal strength but are at least twice the size of grillers

Grizzly wins easily, but why the fuck has nobody figured out how to get a gorilla to bench press?

We need some real numbers to help us figure this out. What do you all think a 450 pound gorilla could bench? Probably at least 800 pounds.

This shit isn't even unethical, zookeepers get on this shit.

>>80925978
D E G L O V E D
E
G
L
O
V
E
D

>>80919076
look at that fatty
he thinks he's a predator

>>80919076
it's been stated many times by zoologists and the people who rear them that Ligers wouldnt survue in the wild, they're not effective predators and suffer from a multiple of joint and digestive problems. as an aside, 90% of dog breeders should be dragged out into the street and shot dead.

>>80919900
their natural predator, Gustave the giant nile crocodile

>>80924233
>, if tis 10 guys per gorilla, its enough if you put 8 guys, two on each limb just to hold it in place or limit its movements rly hard.

And how do you think you are going to grab a hold of that thing? The moment you try and grab it it's going to grab YOU and rip you're fucking arm off. I think you underestimate how strong and explosive gorillas are.

> In the wild, they're not very agressive.

Right, but we're talking about putting one in a cage with 10 people trying to fight it. Cornered animals, etc. And yeah, chimps seem like they could be more dangerous if you encounter one in the wild, but if you start trying to pick a fight with a silver back you're gonna end up dead.

>>80929683
>as an aside, 90% of dog breeders should be dragged out into the street and shot dead.

word

>>80925254
I think a silver back gorilla is going to be plenty aggressive if you stick in a cage with 10 people trying to fight it

>>80922761
You'll never be a stand-up I'm sorry

gorilla vs orangutan, who wins?

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>>80929882
>mfw I used to pronounce it "orange-utan"

>>80918694
I would be shocked if the UFC fighters managed to kill one gorilla.

Anyone who doesn't agree is a dumbfuck retard

Bears are fucking HUGE. Maybe- MAYBE- a black bear could get fucked up by a gorilla but anything larger than that isn't going to fucking lose.

Bear = Dog x 10
Gorilla = Human x 10

Humans get fucked up by dogs when they don't have access to a weapon more often than not

>>80918694
I would go as far as to say that one gorilla could probably fuck them all up

>>80929882
Are you fucking shitting me

>>80930016
bears are to gorillas as gorillas are to humans

>>80930016
You're retarded you retard

>>80930137
Not an argument, I am right

>>80919165
>if grizzly: prepare to become his bitch
>if black: prepare to make him your bitch

Either way someone's getting fucked I think

Animal themed threads have consistently been one of the best parts of this board for as long as I can remember

>>80918215
did the romans never put them in an arena? they wouldn't be arguing on a mongolian bark stripping board, they'd just find out. progress my ass.

>>80920847
>>80923240
Adds to how intimidating you are. Same reason a rattlesnake rattles

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>this whole thread

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>>80925116
damn

>>80919076
>when tiger gets cucked
also
>superior lion genes

>>80930591
>what about buzz

>>80919165
fun fact: black bears are responsible for most of the fatal bear attacks in the USA. Difference is, grizzlies are usually aggressive about territory, whereas if a black bear attacks you, it's hungry and wants to eat you. Desperate for food.

>>80922743
>gorilla never experienced painful sensation
Other than fighting other 500pounds muscle silver back gorillas punching there faces? :D

>>80925978
chimps are huge assholes they specifically maim there targets going for eyes, faces, ears, noses, fingers, the more pain the better. Gorilla would just fucking beat you up if you look at it wrong, like punch you few time or throw you 10meters, but they dont do that nasty shit. Thats why people in the wild can approach and sociolize with them and not really with chimps.

>>80928210
humans are one of the best at endurance and can use tools and are fairly agile, with good reaction time, but are very weak, compared to our mass. But since we can use tools like knifes or bows and specifically train with them, we have huge advantage.

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This thread is what happens if you put an infinite amount of Joe Rogans on an Island with an infinite amount of typewriters

What about 20 UFC fighters versus 3 chimps?

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>>80919025
Nice one anon

>>80932868
I'd give it to the fighters if they could wear shoes.

>>80931272
Fun fact: you're a faggot

>>80919016

Juvenile brown bears can climb trees but they adults quickly get too heavy to pull their own weight up.

This fucking thread

Chimps are the most terrifying animals i could imagine, i dont want to encounter one at any point in my life.

These monster fuck you up good. I remember a documentary about a zookeeper that said "id rather be in the lion cage than the chimp cage because the lions would just simply kill me. The chimps would play with me for hours before finally crushing my skull in"

>>80924515
motherfucker leopards are on record to kill adult gorillas, you dont think a grizzly bear aka the ultimate apex predator giant of nature can kill one?

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>>80925978
and the victim of a bear attack is comfy inside the bears stomach

>>80924515
Look gorillas are far more muscle than fat, bears are more fat. If a bear class a gorilla it is going to tear more muscle than fat, which could immobilize the gorilla. Have you ever seen te tree trunks that bears rake with their claws? That is bark not muscle. If a gorilla hits a bear or bites it, it is going to hit fat. A bear is basically wearing an armored suit made of fat.

>>80921888
I was in that thread. The faggot actually thought he could take a grizzly bear as well as a 100lbs wolf.

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>>80929301
>grillers

>>80935067
*claws a gorilla

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Gorillafags are literal retards for thinking a shitty ape can take a full power swipe from this to its nigger skull

Could a lion take on a grizzly? He is the KANG after all

>>80935695
Sure looks big next to that manlet

I'm convinced!

who would win : prime Brock lesnar or a not so big gorilla ?

>>80918900
Yes, easily. Humans understand object permanence on a level gorillas cannot and are able to fashion weapons.

>>80918215
Gorilla is way too strong. If a gorilla ran through a bear it would be like getting hit by a car

>>80931335
>there
You poor pathetic creature. While I ridicule your intelligence, I envy your obliviousness.

>>80936545
Gorillas can't run though

you guys are retarded. silverbacks even avoid pussy ass 250lb leopards cuz there's been times where leopards kill gorillas.

a grizzly is at least 600lbs

>gorilla punches frizzly
>layers of fat and muscle protects bear
>bear attacks
>sheer force from a 650 lb bear will greviously injure the silverback

>>80919185
http://www.slate.com/blogs/quora/2013/03/21/professional_fighter_vs_gorilla_who_would_win.html

Any google search throws in strength comparisons over between 9-15 times stronger than a single man. Let alone the ridiculously powerful biteforce gorillas have.

The article above sums it all up pretty well desu

>>80935695
geeze that thing will tear you to shreds

You know some motherfucker in Indonesia is preparing this fight as we speak.

We'll have our answer soon enough.

>>80929683
Just another case of race mixing going bad.

>>80936441
Not to mention humans have unreal stamina in comparison to basically every animal on the face of the earth.

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>>80918694
20 gorillas vs. Akakabuto. Who wins?

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>>80919900
>>80919955
Pic related.

Get a bull African elephant in musth and it's invincible.

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>>80921888
>>80935095
And outrun a horse

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>>80922743
Its you isn't it? Youre the guy who thinks he can fight wolves and bears as well.

>>80935695
Gorillas are more agile and smarter..

The gorilla would rip the bears face off and eat it

>>80936416
10 Brock lesners could take down 1 juvenile gorilla. (Eh maybe more like 20)

JAMIE

>>80931272
No shit
There are hardly any Grizzlies in the contiguous US and black bears are common everywhere

>>80918215
A grizzly bear would go berserk mode much faster and become an unstoppable nightmare. The gorilla would be stomping the ground trying to intimidate it and wouldn't even know what hit him, dead in 5 minutes

>>80918694
GORILLAS

>>80930591
>100 edgy brahs fresh off of a youtube conspiracy binge vs 10 gorillas

>>80924515

No is not a legitimate counter argument.

A grizzly bear would ravage a gorilla, not even a fight.

>>80922743

I think you're underestimating Gorillas.

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>>80919025

I don't think they would fight, it would be very difficult to get them to do so even in an enclosed arena.

>>80919900

I have a lot of experience wrestling dogs.

Could take it out no problem control the snout sweep the legs easy.

>>80924233
>humans are smart
we are talking ufc fighters here

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>>80938726

>>80922761
LOL I just spat gummy bears all over my keyboard thanks.

>>80919900
The only way a human could kill that is by sticking their legs down its throat and choking it.

who would win, 20 female ufc fighers vs. 1 prime brock lesnar?

what would it take to allow a Silverback to access their full power?

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bork lasersword vs great white shark? in my option? shark gets suplex TKO in second round

>>80939069
Take away its welfare.

>>80919348
Chloe?

>>80923256
Also, HOW COME NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE GORILLA'S BITEFORCE???!!

>>80939311
Give it up, grizzleys always win. Time to pack it up and head in. Don't be upset that you lost but try to think of what you can learn from this.

>>80923759
Gorillas aren't really bipedal though

Why does the guest on this episode talk so fucking slow? Is he autistic?

>>80939069
DMT

>>80919165
>make yourself smaller
F U C K

>>80937453
if you are the one chasing you can outrun a horse dumbass. thats the big physical predatory advantage humans have, agility. a medium sized human with slightly above average athletic ability could literally run a horse to death.

when it comes to a running contest the longer the distance the better chance a human has to win. and if it were a extreme race over the course of a few days the horse would not only definitely lose, it very well could die.

>>80940326
Let's see how you do at the horse races. How do you think you'd do?

>>80918694
No, its 100 brock lesnars vs 10 silverback gorillas

>>80940506
brock lesnar is barely fucking human. that guy is stupid big and strong. wonder how much of it is steroids, and how much of it is genetics.

>>80940459
me personally? i think i wouldnt do very well. im unathletic overall. but i do think that if i were to train for a few months i could single out and chase a wild horse to death.

>>80919185
It's more like you're underestimating how fucking pathetically weak humans are.
Look, we're good at thinking and endurance running, but in terms of raw strength, 10 UFC fighters vs 1 gorilla is pretty much like 10 newborn babies vs 1 adult man. It's not even a contest, that gorilla can rip your head off without any effort and have you seen the teeth on these cunts?

>>80940645
Once we started farming everything went to shit. We could still be kangs, but out of raw physical superiority instead of brains

>>80940742
desu that's hardly the case. Humans were never strong animals. We always had to rely on brains and endurance to hunt or survive against predators. Even back before we stood up on our feet and shed our hair we weren't big ass monkeys.

>>80940742
>this is what humans actually believe

>>80929510
A gorilla's arms are too long to effectively bench press. They also do not have that much pec strength because they do more pulling than pushing.

I'm a primatologist none of you have a fucking clue what you're talking about a gorilla could easily beat a bear in one on one combat. Silver back gorillas possess brute force which coupled with their high intelligence allows them to outsmart and overpower their enemy. Bears weigh a shit ton but they have no technique, gorillas are literally mma fighters on barrels of steroids.

>>80918694
>5 UFC fighters (including featherweights) against one silver back gorilla

they have no fucking chance so 200 v 20 would be a bloody massacre

>>80940584
Bro. I'm extremely athletic, I played a D1 college sport and still run ~40 miles a week. No fucking way could I run down a horse over the course of a day. If lose it within an hour. Modern humans are not equipped to hunt like that

>>80941705
>he cant into track
bro. if you dont lose it you could 100% kill it EZPZ

>>80918843
HHAHAHA ur fucking retarded mate

gorillas arent superhuman in terms of animal musculature, it's just seems like that because they are often compared to humans and humans are special in the sense that our muhscles are built for endurance and precision instead of burst and power,

having said that, a fucking grizzly bear are usually three four times the weight of a grizzly bear as well have the benifit of protective fat and actualy tools for killing as they are hunters while silverbacks are herbivores.

In a superiority food chain, fucking leopards and jaguars hunt silverbacks time to time when they get desperate, while grizzly bears are known to fight siberian tigers, both tiers above leopards and jaguars.

gorillas aint got shit.

And even if we put your shit hypothetical into play, a grizzly bear can sustain much more hits compared to a gorilla due to how they are built biologically while being three times the mass.

imagine someone one third of your weight trying to pummel you, that usually does not happen, that is like a twink or a 8 year old beating up a full grown Rogan

>>80939451
plus it is known a grizzly's biteforce is more than a silverback...

>>80919025
Underrated.

>>80918215
>dude the ufc fighters could totally just grab the gorillas armbs and legs and kill it bro!!!

yeah and how are you going to get 2 people on each limb dumbfuck? the minute someone gets close theyre going to get their head crushed like a melon, it could easily just shake you off with 0 effort. even if you magically somehow managed to pin it it would just rip out your throats one by one with its teeth.

>gorilla would totally win vs bear bro they are smarter and more agile bro

yeah this is manlet logic at its finest. it works in your head when 110lb you is beating up tyrone the 260lb super nigger who bullied you in pe class, outside of that no. a small grizzly weighs over twice as much as a gorilla, the worst a gorilla could do to it is bite out a little chunk of fat. grizzly could just crush it to death.

>>80919165
>make yourself smaller

M A N L E T S W I N A G A I N

the correct technique is to show the gorillas the Alex Jones episode of the JRE and redpill them

imagine an army of redpilled gorillas, it'd be like /pol/ if you took away all of the autism and replaced it with steroids

>>80919076
you just know

>>80941637
3 MIGHT be able to pluck out both eyes before dying

4th breaks its knees with well-timed kicks

>>80925116
Lmao

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*gives u malaria*

>>80947531
Kang gangstarr, right there. Taken more human lives than any other creature on earth.

>>80947859
Citation needed.

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>>80919900
This guy

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>>80918915
gorillas spend their life fucking around in trees and shit, they would have the speed, range, and flexibility/ability to move around quickly

>>80923359
can you imagine every time you lay down to sleepy you look up to see a gorilla sucking your dick, then it bites it off and you wake up screaming. every time you closed your eyes. youd have nightmares too

>>80930413

no it's so you don't surprise the bear and startle it into lashing out. if a bear doesn't notice you still the last minute it will assume you are ambushing it and feel intimidated and most likely attack. bells and singing/talking etc. let the bears know you're there and you're not a threat. also bears usually just stay away from noise in general, they're very shy.

>>80919076
fucking overfeeding cunt

its a living creature, not your toy

It's black bears you gotta watch out for they will fuck you up, grizzly/browns not so much

>>80929683
Plus ligers can't even produce fertile offspring.

>>80918694
UFC fighters because gorillas don't have martial arts.

>>80950043
dude are you literally retarded?

>>80922645
trinytrip looking swole as fuck nowadays

>>80951995
No that would be you for thinking otherwise

>>80918694
Jesus these gorillas weigh what, 450 pounds? Those things will tear them to shreds.

>>80924092
They can, but their offspring is always sterile. You've never heard of it because their natural habitat doesn't overlap. This is bored zookeeper shit

>>80918694
can we take side action on which UFC fighters die first? I bet COWBOY gets fucked up trying to be a hero

>>80936545
Grizzly bears are stronger

>>80936675
This. A hungry (desperate) 150lb Leopard will try to prey on a male Silverback gorilla. Doesn't always work, but they usually can take them down (with much difficulty). A male Lion would rinse a gorilla

Real question is: Siberian Tiger vs Kodiak Grizzly Bear. I got the Tiger

>>80947859
>"human"

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>>80918694
REAL
QUESTIONS
NIGGA.

>>80945387
>be betamax
>win
i disagree

>>80953950
Alex would use his super male vitality pills and fuck them all up