wtf this was actually really good why is /tv/ always wrong?

you must be easily amused

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>>80915295
>/tv/ is one person
webm related was kino, but it wasn't that good of a movie. The first 2/3's are boring as shit.

>Listening to anyone on 4chan
>Not just coming here for the shit-posting, porn and memes

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Just saw Rogue One. And just like TFA, Disney displayed cowardice, misunderstanding and pandering to the SW franchise.

Everything in the film, from audiovisual cues, to dialouge to even bizzarely putting in deceased actors as CGI is made for the strict purpose to give this Chinese fake a geniune Star Wars touch. And just like the CGI characters they insist on, it comes off as forced, cheap and cowardly.

Disney has again and again shown that they simply do not understand what made Lucas' Star Wars great. It's not the space ships. It's not the sound effects. It's not the jedi. It's an imaginative world that constantly treats to you new memorable characters, locations and scenes. It's the sense of a Greek epic set in space, not of Marvel set in space.

Disney simply does not want to do what is neccessary. Because being imaginative also means being risky. And Disney and risky is like oil and water. They will never commit to it. They will instead rather ape Lucas than actually seek to transcend him. That's what will impress legions of idiot fanboys and normal moviegoers who pride themselves on being "nerdzz".

The scene between Vader and the commander displays this all too well. Look how hard Disney attempts to mimic Lucas' Vader. His steps. His gestures. His manners. All strictly following what Lucas has already shown us, and nothing more. That's it. They don't dare do more because they simply do not understand Vader. Eventually you could see through the cracks of the fake, the mask being cheap and the voice being off and also lines that are way out of character. (be careful not to force on your aspirations, really?). The moment they stepped out of their comfortable space, they immediately wronged. That's how sad Disney is.

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>>80915367
I bet you hated the prequels

>>80915367
shit even with TFA I could remember some character names and lines

I want to see edwards original version before they added all the pandering fan service and vader shite because the stuff that's there that is still obviously him are the best parts of the movie.

>add in black character who literally does nothing just for diversity
>add in asian character who literally does nothing just to appeal to the chinese market
>both get more screen time than most side characters
and people wonder why some of us hate this movie

>>80915295
you're most likely a young fool

>>80915295
the most memorable bits were from the trailer and none of them made it in to the actual film, what a fucking joke

>>80915975
but their skin colour doesn't add or detract from their character. it would make no difference if they were white.

>>80916075
it's the combination of both which is why i didn't only list their skin colour.

Rogue One was ok but highly forgettable. It's tragic that many great promo shots were cut from the final movie.

>>80916103
>black

>>80915437
With TFA I had to google their names afterward. With RO I could at least remember Jyn and Krennic.

>>80915975
>Asian character
>still a Kung Fu ninja master stereotype even though it's a sci fi movie

lmfao gotta love diversity pandering.

>>80915295
It was American trash.

>>80915337
>kino
faggot, it didn't work in the context of the film or the overall saga

>>80915295
It was worth. It for the vietnam-core stuff at the end

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BF6oMAwns38

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>>80916190
>it didn't work in the context of the film

>>80916152
>Krennic
ive seen this movie twice and have no idea who that is

>>80915295
It was the best star wars film in 37 years.

But it's a real stretch to call it "good".

>>80916075
>Non white characters don't take away from films.
They do for me. Minorities shouldnt be in white films unless their refugee status is directly related to the plot. It's distracting.

>>80915295
/tv/ doesn't like strong and independent females

>>80916253
Sounds like you might be a retard with a shit memory, anon.. After my second viewing I could remember almost every name.

>>80916274
Kill yourself, /pol/tard.

>>80916295
It's not necessary to know anyone's name for this film. Why are you filling up your brain with nonsense?

>>80916306
I'm from a 96% white country. When I see non whites in a film it's weird. Sorry if you are a mulatto. I don't hate you but neither am I going out of my way for you.

>>80916316
>Why are you filling up your brain with nonsense?
>filling up your brain
That's not how it works.

>>80916277
there's a difference between strong women and retarded shit with 50kg women beating up groups of men

>>80916346
It is when you have studied anything worth while. How is that job working out?

/tv/ is a shit hole filled with miserable joyless cunts

You should only come here to shit post and ruin threads

>>80916316
90's born retard detected

>>80916362
so when a 65kg manlet does it it is ok?

>>80916391
The film was made for retards. There is no need to pay the slightest bit of attention to it. Just sit back, waste 2 hours, then go on with your life.

What even happened? Was there a plot?

>>80916412
which movie anon?

>>80916390
There are lots of amazing films. Disney and marvel are not them. Grow up retard child.

>>80916412

You mean Luke?

>>80916437
so literally every Tom Cruise movie

>>80916295
its hard to attach names when there are no characters to attach them to

>>80916366
No, that's not how memory works. Humans don't have finite space like a hard drive. There are people who can remember literally every detail about their lives down to the minute something happened 20 years ago.

Your memory is just shit.

>>80916306

When I see non-whites I get ready for fights. Just a precaution after a lot of bad experiences.

So even if I see them in a film I tense up and reach for my gun. (I only go to open carry theaters) I just find it takes away from my viewing experience.

>>80916531
Study harder. Really push yourself. Then you will find you turn your memory on and off for important and unimportant things.

>>80916366
>He thinks in order to learn new things, you have to forget old things.
Jesus fucking Christ is everyone on this board retarded

>>80916656
>you will find you turn your memory on and off for important and unimportant things
This is what morons do, sure. But memory isn't linear, nor does it work the same in everyone. Perhaps you're projecting.

>>80915295
Who keeps shilling for this piece of shit flick?
Threads about it were starting to disappear, but suddenly shills made a comeback with a vengeance.

Is it because it failed to sell any merchandise and toys?

When you tell people you like this film there would be quite a few people who think you are stupid but who are too polite to tell you. Isn't Internet anonymity wonderful?

>>80916497
Tom cruise has muscles and isn't a woman twig

>>80916715
the torrent came out

>>80916715
it's almost like the blu ray rips came out and people torrented them, autistic fuck.

>>80916678
it's what hapens when you rely on the internet rather than store information yourself. There are studies on it.

God knows what peoples memories will be like in 50 years.

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So... How does it place them near Tatoine?
I mean unless Tatoine and Scariff (Or tatoine and Alderaan) are in the same system this makes no sense.
If they got away from Vader in the Scariff system, that means they hyperspaced. Why would they hyperspace near tatoine, if they are headed to Alderaan?

>>80916715
Are you retarded or soemthing? The rip came out. That means all those who weren't willing to fork over the dough to the mouse are able to see it now.

>>80916899
This. I watched it last week. For free of course.

>>80916715
More like fart smelling redditors and RLM fanboys moved on to the next hipster hate bandwagon
Disney knew this movie wasn't going to box office as well as Episode 7 as a spin off so they budgeted accordingly. It's objectively a success, get over it.
>>80915295
RLM told them it was bad heh
I watched this yesterday with my oldfag dad, he liked it. It still holds up after a re-watch even after paying attention to the things that people nitpicked about. I do have to admit that the soundtrack doesn't really compare to other Star Wars movies though

>>80916927
They hyperspaced to Tatooine because they wanted to make contact with Obi-Wan Kenobi (this is mentioned in the movie if you pay attention, which i know is too much to ask for most of you.)

>>80916919
If you ever become a professional you will discover that it's more efficient to refer to text books occasionally than attempt to meticulously remember every detail.

Also the facts get updated from year to year. Remembering things is for exams. It has no real world application.

>>80916967
>they wanted to make contact with Obi-Wan Kenobi

But that is retarded. Why make contact with Kenobi at all? Why don't they just proceed to Alderaan directly and send a message from there to Yavin 4?

>>80916949
>More like fart smelling redditors and RLM fanboys moved on to the next hipster hate bandwagon
>Disney knew this movie wasn't going to box office as well as Episode 7 as a spin off so they budgeted accordingly. It's objectively a success, get over it.
how old are you anon?

>>80916967
Yeah but why? Why now, with plans aboard, while being persued by no other than Vader himself?

/tv/ has only ever been right twice.

>Starship Troopers
>Rome

Other than those two there has never been agreement on this board

>>80917040
shut the fuck up newfag

>>80917036
They escaped Vader. One can assume he found them again when they reached Tatooine.

Pure star kino. RLM Btfo

>>80915295
>why is /tv/ always wrong?
Because all of of 4chan has autism

>>80915295
Honestly the only stuff I disliked was
>CGI Tarkin/Leia
>There wasn't any fun spy stuff in it like I had hoped
>Characters are kind of sticks in the mud and it is only carried because of the droid and the plot being kind of interesting
>Forest is only in the movie for 5 seconds and dies for no reason, it would've been cool if they showed him get progressively more battle-scarred THEN at the very end of the movie after he helps get the plans he decides to stay behind because he wants to die at that point (Maybe Jyn dies, and he was like a father to her so he wants to die too)

>>80915295
It's better than TFA because it's less annoying. Still, it's not really good.

I honestly think its easily the worst star wars movie

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>>80915295
>/tv/ will never stop talking about fucking star wars and super heros

Man, 99% if the board now is just a pleb mix of /v/ and /co/

Easily the best SW movie after ESB and ANH.

>>80916996
Mate I am a professional, I'm also sadly too old to be posting in this shit hole. I'm referring to the generational difference that has led to using your mobile device to google every slight bit of information you need, and then instantly forgetting it, rather than holding on to the more salient bits at the back of your mind. it's well documented and effects peoples recall dramatically.

IV>V>VI>III>VII>I>II>r1

>>80917225
People silently judge you when you tell them you like this movie.

>>80917069
> Seal Team 6 come in, over.
> The task has been carried out we succesfully neutraized the target over
>Roger that, we will await your arrival to Bagram air base, over
> Roger that, but on our way there we will stop by our one of old inactive assets that we really have need urgent need for, and take him with us, over.
>Roger, excellent idea, over and out.

>>80917319
Who said I like this movie? I was talking to that anon about memory, perhaps we should begin a conversation about reading comprehension.

>>80917267
>r1 last
You're not even trying.

>>80917319
there's something wrong with you anon

this film was shit get over you faggot

>>80917190
dumb frogposter

>>80917365
>>80917410
If you like this movie you are literally retarded. Literally.

>>80917326
Star Wars is full of logical inconsistencies from start to finish. Stop trying to make sense of space wizard fantasy.

>>80915295
yeah but it's not good

take a step back and imagine

what if you didn't know anything about star wars? would this even pass as a 'movie'?

It wouldn't. It's a shit show.

>>80917267
>>80917368
any list that puts Disney Wars below any prequel is being intellectually dishonest

prequels are fucking trash and just because you have nostalgia for them since you saw them with dad when you were four doesn't make them good

>>80917463
I fucking hated it anon but you dropping that in to a conversation about memory is retarded

On it's own, it was a decent movie.
Compared to TFA, it was a masterpiece

>>80917368
I can't fathom why anyone would really like this movie unless they are like 14.
It has cardboard cut outs doing nothing for an hour and a half. The a CGI battles happens. Also constant obnoxious fan service and cartoon Tarkin

>>80917503
Out of the prequels, 3 was easily the best, and was probably better than R1

>>80917503
>any list that puts Disney Wars below any prequel is being intellectually dishonest
Then why reply to me?

>>80917538
>I can't fathom why anyone would really like this movie unless they are like 14.
>It has cardboard cut outs doing nothing for an hour and a half.
>implying kids would like the movie your describing
Yet again, you're not even trying with your b8

>>80917505
I said that the film is completely forgetable and austists tried to turn that into a criticism of my memory. That was funny for a couple of posts but then it got really boring. I'm just trying to get back on topic.

If you liked this film you are a teenager with an under developed brain

>>80917503
TFA has a better script and atheistic than ROTS, but they both have their issues.
ROTS has creativity and a story to tell, R1 doesn't

>>80917604
I told them you already I hated it and being able to remember a couple of character names doesn't change that

here is the objective ranking of the movies.

V > IV > VII > R1 > III > VI >>>>>>>> I=II

>>80917586
>b8
just fuck off anon

>>80917645
Mmm, maybe you should since you can't keep your b8 consistent throughout.

>>80917586
why do you like it then anon? I honestly dont understand

>>80915367
>It's an imaginative world that constantly treats to you new memorable characters, locations and scenes.

Ah yes, like what's-his-face who inexplicably runs a 1950's America-themed diner

>>80917645
i'm not even the same anon, rogue one was a piece of shit and so are you.

>>80915295
You must have non-existent standards, OP.

>>80917662
i'm the original poster

My point is that a a child may find weak characters and no plot entertaining cause it has pewpew lasers and darth vader's laser sword.

>>80915367
>that pic

The irony is that Kylo Ren and Hux are absolutely nothing like Tarkin or Vader, you're just getting mad over superficial archetypes

>that post

mad prequelbabby who probably unironically writes wookiepedia articles and hates Disney Wars because it doesn't have enough """"world-building"""

protip: Lucas had very little to do with what made Star Wars good

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>>80917609
>TFA has a better script and atheistic than ROTS
gotta cute boyfriend

>>80917736
>prequelbabby
> unironically

My only complaint was too much quipbot, but it was pretty good.

>>80917609
>better scipt
>not Yoda yells HAN SOLO and it's implied she fucked Chewie
that was the most cringeworthy shit of my life

>>80917834
>it's implied she fucked Chewie
It was a joke, autist.

>>80917883
>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
End yourself, Disneyshill.

>>80915367
>George Lucas literally sold his soul

I wonder if he's an alcoholic, drinking himself into a coma every night smashing bottles against the wall... He has nothing left anymore inside, it's on display in theaters once a year now being flaunted to the masses who in exchange give more and more money to Disney than Lucas will ever see.

>>80917893
Kek, what a retard.

>>80917893
i've despised everything disney has done with star wars but I thought it was a joke as well anon

>>80917920
not an argument

>>80917921
see >>80917893

>>80917914
He doesn't care anymore because he's an old multi billionaire. He has better things to think about than Space Wizard Wars.

>>80916223

chloe?

>>80917965
mia malkova

spend sometime on >>>/gif/, and you'll see the light

>>80917914
>more money to Disney than Lucas will ever see.
iger net worth 85 million
lucas net worth 5 billion

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>>80918053

Rogue One was disappointing, I thought TFA was much better desu despite it being a safe film that retreaded old ground and took no risks

to me star wars flicks are all about the characters, and here they were bland and unmemorable as fuck, the only two that get a semblance of progression are Jyn and the beaner (forgot his name) but they barely touch upon it

Meanwhile in TFA all of the main cast are decent characters, even Rey who's underwritten but Daisy Ridley is charismatic enough to make up for it, her character had an aura of innocence and curiosity that worked in the context of the movie, the villain was complex and conflicted and didn't rely on typical villain tropes, if anything he was a tryhard who tried really hard to be a badass like Vader but ended up looking autistic which is a breath of fresh air in the franchise. Finn is also a fun character, almost a comic relief, and he's this kind of a dumb/rash heroic type who had good chemistry with the other cast. And they all actually had some sort of arc/progression; Rey going from being reluctant about adventuring and wanting to go back home to embracing her heritage and fighting for the resistance, Finn overcoming his cowardice and fear of the First Order to enlisting to fight to save his friend, Kylo Ren trying to not succumb to the 'light side' and killing his father to suppress it etc. Hell, Poe, a side character in the movie was more fun and charismatic than any of the RO characters.

If you're going to make a movie in a franchise that's famous for its characters you shouldn't try to cram 10 of them into a single movie. It could have worked if we just had Jyn, the beaner and the chinese dude. Quipbot, paki pilot and the predator nigger didn't really bring much to the table, I mean the robot was funny a few times but you can tell they just brought him in for an emotional heroic death scene the audiences would feel sad about

>>80918266
Give me a tl;dr on this shit, bro.

>>80915295
Iyoure wrong

>>80918290
Rogue One had shit characters and TFA had good characters so Rogue One is worse

>>80918290
kill yourself

Hey pathetic, ignorant faggot that deleted his post, are you still in this thread?

>>80918375
Ahh thanks, man.

>>80918470
What's up your ass?

>>80918601
you're a pathetic sack of human garbage that can't read 11 lines of text.

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>>80918699
Awww, is wittle anon gonna cwy??

>>80915367
this
they also feel too fast paced, star wars always had lots of action but it felt evenly spread out

Why did they have to deliver a floppy disc of the plans?

Are you telling me we have the internet but people with space ships don't?

I guess that's what you get when you live in 1970s space