Simpsons jokes you didn't get

BUENOS NOCHES MEIN FUHRER

>>80912608
it looked fine but tasted bad, that's it anon.

>>80912608
explain

>>80912617
Hitler went in to hiding in Argentina

It was a symbol for racemixing.

>>80912608
It tastes irregular

>all I got now is sperm in a cup

I was young.

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>and the next marksman is, William Tell jr
>JINX

>>80913236
you've never heard of william tell?

It was a bag of irregular oreos. There was a single oreo in the bag that wasn't irregular. That made that single oreo irregular from the rest of them.

>IM THE FIRST NON BRAZILIAN PERSON TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME

>>80913439
>IM THE FIRST NON BRAZILIAN PERSON TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME

>The first time Homer travels back in time, he was originally supposed to state "I'm the first non-fictional character to travel backwards through time".[4] The line was later changed from "non-fictional" to "non-Brazilian". Groening was confused as to the reason for the change, since he liked the original so much. In fact, he didn't even understand what the new line meant.

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Why didn't homer just answer the man?

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What did Homer mean by this?

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Why didn't bart already see that everyone didn't turn their desk around?

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>no one who speaks German could be an evil man?

Huh?

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Really made me think

>>80913439
>>80913511
I always thought this was just a comment on how primitive brazil and brazilians seem to the rest of the world

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>>80913542
>The Simpsons Movie was 10 years ago.

>>80913638
telling that's where you're mind would go since that theory makes absolutely no sense

>>80913236
I have no idea why millhouse said jinx

>>80913701
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>Mom, no! Everyone at school picks on the Pöpli kids..even I do. I just hate them so much

What's wrong with popli?

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>>80913638
>I always thought this was just a comment on how primitive brazil and brazilians seem to the rest of the world

>>80913633
>came here knowing this would be here

>>80913633

Was it really Chucks Fuck and Suck or was it just a /tv/ meme?

>>80915250
If the builing changed from offering sex acts to general supplies why would they keep the former owners name on it?

>>80915250
Yes, of course it was, why would they have done that otherwise? It's only on here you get underaged contrarians trying to pretend it means something else.

>>80912608
Its a sex joke, its a popular "prank" to remove the cream from an oreo, and replace it with cum.

>>80913236
Jinx was William Tells nickname in highschool.

>>80913531
The joke is that second hand smoke causes deafness. Homer couldn't hear him.

>>80913569
Everyone turned their desk around, but then turned them back after bart moved, before the teacher came in.

>>80913633
No joke here, its just a funny name.

>>80913763
Popli is a street name for crack, its an anti-drug 'joke'.

>>80913595
The joke is that "Die Bart, Die" isn't German, but is in fact French.

>>80915315
Because someone thought if it during writing and they all thought it was too funny to leave out.

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why were they scared of the Philadelphia Flyers? i still laughted for the absurdity of the situation but i wonder if there is something else behind the joke.

>>80913439
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_Masks_Case

>>80913633
Sneed's Feed & Seed is a convenience store close to the farm Homer grew up on. It sells seeds, candy and many other products. Homer bought supplies at the store when he and his family were living on the farm for a time.

>>80912617
Most of /pol/ are really just spics so it would make sense for a South American spic to salute Hitler.

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>>80913662
Goddamn.

>>80916151
That's not funny though.

>>80916226
It wasn't a very good joke.

>>80915405
I'm going to give you a (You) in order for you to fuck off. You're not funny. None of that was funny. Maybe reddit is more your speed.

Somebody explain boo-urns

>>80916352
He actually like Burns' movie when everyone else was booing.

>>80916002
I assume it's a dated sports reference, like they played really badly or cheated or something.

>>80916002
It was just absurdist humor. The family doesn't bat an eye at the murderers and rapists that came before them but a simple sports team is treated as a special kind of horrifying. That's the joke.

>>80916002
They were notorious for being thugs. They beat the living shit out of the soviets during an exhibition.

these threads always expose how young and stupid /tv/ really is

why does mayor quimby and his family talk like retrds?

>>80913595
Nazi joke

>>80916846
Kennedy

>>80916968
I don't follow

>>80915405
pls don't post anymore

>So i says to Mable, I said.....

What's this a reference to?
Bart was saying this to Lisa before Homer cut him off.

>>80916989
they have new england accents like the kennedy's

>>80917013
They're chatting like some '50s housewives but they're children.

>>80913236
That's a recreation of a trick Williams S. Burroughs did, one that made him kill his wife.

I didn't get this one

https://youtu.be/HXJkLBj6G1k

Why does he call it a car holt?

>>80917162
He obviously says car hole

>>80917162
kill yourself

>>80917162
It's a stupid joke name. Noone irl actually calls it that but he acts like they all do.

>>80917189
It's car hold. Car hole isn't a thing

>>80916299
>>80916993
Women are funny, get over it.

that mailman who gets wedged under homer's car and starts crying when he notices his glasses are broken followed by a zoom-out with the Twilight Zone theme playing

guessing its a reference to some TZ episode I haven't seen, but still pretty odd when you don't get it

>>80917317
Time Enough at Last

>>80912617
Lots of high rank Nazis fled to Argentina after the war. They built entire Nazi communities there.

>wow a 50's nostalgia cafe

??????????

>>80912608
Actually yeah, I genuinely never got this

Krusty the Clown: [laughing nervously] Uh, hey, how about letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?
Fat Tony: Who do you like?
Krusty the Clown: The tenor.
Fat Tony: [after a pause] Okay. But we're only letting the bet ride because you crack us, so consistently, up.

>>80917521
He said opera but they really went to a singspiel.

>>80917377
stunt double?

>>80917317
>but still pretty odd when you don't get it
shut up faggot

>>80917408
After he bit into the oreo it became irregularly shaped.

>>80913511
lol, the original is legitimately a better line.

>>80916686
This. The team nickname used to be the broad street bullies.

>>80915405
Ehh... Don't quite your day job.

>>80917521
yeah, how do you bet on an opera?

>>80917317
In the TZ episode, the apocalypse of some kind has occured, and this one guy with glasses is wandering around. He finds the ruins of a library (or something) and is temporarily happy because "at least he has time to read, now". Then he drops his glasses and the break, and he can't read the text without them.

Thats the basic gist of it, I havent seen the episode in like 10 years

>>80917670
double or nothing

>>80917686
Kek

>>80913595
you really had to have this explained? how dumb are you.

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>>80913633
What happened to, Chuck?

>>80916071
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_Masks_Case

That's a pretty clear religious suicide

>>80917682
>I can still read the large print books!

Most of the FOX comedies have repeating gags.

>>80917857
It says they wrote on a note to take capsules o I think they either mistakenly took poison or overdosed on a drug.

>>80917829
He killed himself because unfunny /tv/ autists keep repeating a joke thinking they're funny when they're pretending people being annoyed is people being amused in order to imagine would it would be like to be popular.

>>80913633
This one came later than I expected Iin the thread

>>80913511
Apply tomato sauce at this pasta