IS THIS WHAT MEME MAGIC FEELS LIKE?

>>80905093
It's not the mass, strength or speed of a bear so much as it is the goddamned claws.

>>80905093
cant believe /ourguy/ betrayed us like this and doesn't back the Gorilla.

>>80905093
Holy shit first time seeing this man's show. Is he always funny and /ourguy/ like in this video ?

>>80905093
Joe's podcast is hilarious

>>80905664
fuck off joe

>>80905093
I heard this the other day when it was live. I only listened for 10 minutes. Somehow, whenever I jump in on a live podcast, I magically tune in when he's talking about the dumbest shit. I guess I'm lucky.

>>80905093
Damn this guy talking with Joe is somehow dumber than Joe himself. Nice combination 2bh like a sidekick

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>>80905093
there isn't an animal on earth that could handle a Grizzly or polar bear in a fight.

>>80905974
Stfu a hippo would murder a Grizzly allday

>>80905974
maybe a hippo, rhino, or elephant

I like the man vs. wolf argument https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0MrG8tWQEQ&t=104s

>>80906033
>>80906101
Who'd win between a rhino, elephant and a hippo?

>>80905974
>hippo
>rhino
>elephant
>nile croc

>>80905187
This. They completely forgot about the claws.

>>80905974
An orca would make quick and easy work of a grizzly or any other kind of bear.

>>80906147
I'm leaning towards Hippo.

>>80906297
I'm thinking rhinos because of the obvious pointy reason.

>>80905187
>>80906213
There was a thread a few days back where a few anons were literally convinced those claws are no big deal to the point that they could take a bear on unarmed.

>>80906147
How big of an elephant? Pre-Endangered?

>>80906213
I mean I really want to believe a 400 pound fucking gorilla could take care of business but honestly one swipe of that bear's claws and it's guts everywhere game over.

>>80906391
Fucking lmao. Darwin's law right there.

>>80906033
>>80906101
>>80906181
>>80906234
Out of all of these, a hippo perhaps. Elephants are huge pussies and bears are too agile for rhinos. And orcas wouldn't be able to breathe. And crocs would need multiple bites which they wouldnt have time to do with the bear tearing it apart

>>80906297
>>80906352
Nigga if the Hippo get the Grizzly in his mouth is game over. That hoe can turn a silverback's back into pieces

>>80906116
Arian Foster seems cool

>>80906116

if you cant beat a wolf in an unarmed fight as a man, you are a disgrace to the human race.

>>80906592
He's chill, but he's the sort of normie that triggers a lot of autists on here because he has popular knowledge entry level interest in a lot of topics.

How many women listen to Joe you reckon?
Is it exclusively a /guy/ thing?

>>80906616
Nigga i bet my fucking ass & my soul you couldn't beat a regular sized wolf my man. First of all you wouldn't be able to recognize his movements cause wolves are crazy and unpredictable. Second if he gets a bite on you u done bro. Third u probably a manlet

>>80906678
Maybe dykes.

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hippos are in fact the most powerful animal.

but grizzly vs silverback, i tend to favor the grizzly, but, a smart silverback could still win due to superior dexterity/intelligence. it's strong enough to break the bears arms or legs with its hands. the problem with the silverback is that it doesn't have any high-lethality attacks. its teeth are fairly dull and short, it doesn't bite well. it doesn't have claws like the grizzly, which can do intense and mortal damage. however, the gorilla could easily out-maneuver the bear and strangle it - if it was clever enough.

Post more Joe kino you fucks

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>>80906749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrL56-TZhQ0

>>80906749
This one is extra WEEDLMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCLKoT6sDZE

>>80906733
It could grab a bear in a choke-hold and poke its eyes out with its thumbs. Then just maul it.

>>80905093
A Gorilla would fuck a grizzly, he's wildin.

The muscle density on a scrawny little monkey makes them able to rip us apart, Gorillas are unreal.

>>80906864
yeah but he would need to be smart as fuck to realize that. Like he would need to be like those rare smart animals

>>80906616

Humans have been wrecking wolves forever. There's no chance a wolf can win one on one.

>>80906909
There are those autistic tier gorillas who can play with those kids toys and arrange the shapes in right holes. Maybe a violent variant with experience could pull something off.

>>80906932
>Humans have been wrecking wolves forever.
Yeah, actual hunter gatherer humans using knives and pikes. Put your average nu-male against one and he'd get fucked.

>>80906391
a lot of people think they can take a wolf 1 on 1, unarmed. 99% of them are wrong. It's really funny to read their argument on how they'd do it though.

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How do you people watch 2 1/2-3 hours of Joe Rogan every day? I like his podcast, but they're all way too long to listen to in one sitting.

>>80907011

Your average nu-male would get fucked by a declawed house cat.

>>80907019
>watch

>>80907019
I rarely finish any podcast. I just listen until I'm bored or fall asleep. Sometimes I'll go back if it was an interesting person, but I just listen as much or as little as I want.

>>80906509
>orcas wouldn't be able to breathe.
You cannot possibly be this retarded.

real question though, how the FUCK do get constricted by a python/boa? They move slow af.
But if you were getting constricted, how would you stop it?

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>>80906749

I've been wondering for years if a prime-of-his-life Fedor Emilianenko armed with sword and shield could defeat an average sized bear in a cage fight.

>>80907056
True but your average male is a nu-male.

>>80907103
if you have a sword and shield how is it even possible to lose that fight?

>>80906709

an adult grey wolf can weigh 160 pounds. timber wolves weigh 110 or so. most people don't have the guts, resolve, or violence in them to beat it in a fight.

but, it is possible.

my family used to have two brazilian mastiffs. one weighed 200 and the other weighed 220. they hated each other and once in a while they'd fight. my hands are covered in scars from breaking up the fights.

now, these are dogs that you can hit in the head with a steel pipe as hard as you can, and it won't even faze them.

i've learned the art of dog-wrestling. i mean, i already went state champions and came within a cunt hairs of national wrestling in high school. but, the point is, dogs have stiff legs. you grab the leg of a dog or wolf, and you can control it.

i believe i could fight a grey wolf 1v1 and survive. i am NOT finished if it bites an arm or leg; no matter where it grabs, i can grapple it, break it's legs, put it in a running grapevine (thread it's legs with mine while chokeholding it's neck) and once i am A behind the wolf and B have a point of leverage, i've won. i might get torn up a bit, the wound (i expect to either beat the wolf on the lunge by anticipating and shooting under it's initial leap, OR grapple the wolf when it grabs a limb) would not be mortal unless it got infected or something which is out of scope here.

the first lunge is going to be the most important factor. it's going to go for your neck and face. if you can prevent it from getting your neck/face, and if you have the balls to exert cruelty and violence on it even while being painfully bit, and if you can grab a wolf limb and torque it, you should be able to wrestle the thing into a stranglehold. at which point you could blind it with your fingers or choke it to death.

>>80907103
Definitely. Fuck you wouldn't even need a shield.

>>80906864

yes, he COULD do that, the question is if he's smart enough to do it.

>>80907098
If I could pull my knife out I would try stabbing it or cutting it in half. If my arms are restricted I would just try my best to bite it.

>>80907087
orcas live in oceans

>>80907098
you're supposed to let it swallow you up to your knees then stick your knife in it's mouth and rip it out

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>>80907142

>i've learned the art of dog-wrestling

>>80907203
You better be baiting me, you dirty fuck.

>>80907142
>i've learned the art of dog-wrestling. i mean, i already went state champions and came within a cunt hairs of national wrestling in high school. but, the point is, dogs have stiff legs. you grab the leg of a dog or wolf, and you can control it.

ricky_gervais_laughing.mp3

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>>80906900
It's all about the claws

>>80907142
You have more experience than most people, that is for sure. Sounds like you have the relatively rare skills to actually attempt it, but I still think you are slightly underestimating a wolf's bite. You might win and walk away, but you are going to have more than superficial wounds. If it grabs your arm it's gonna look like ground meat by the time you're through.

>>80905093
Why did Joe not fuck with this guy when he gets called out for "bullying" and he goes in on Steven "widdle guy" Crowder?

>>80906968
Holy shit you right. If the Grizzly matchup was one of those autistic but violent variants, he is already dead. Like what if there was the rarest silverback of all time, like the smartest one of all time. Then a team of doctors and shit like that and top tier professional box masters and some animal psychologist and shit like that trained the silverback since his child days to be a fucking murder machine. Man he would like destroy every animal on earth besides the hippo maybe ? but he is intelligent as fuck so he could win. Just imagine like a almost human like smart huge ripped silverback with MMA training. Shit's scary bro

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT

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>>80907142
>i've learned the art of dog-wrestling.

>>80907329
holy fucking shit bro he could rip The Rock's arm in a single attack, maybe even Shaq's arm.

>>80907329

holy fuck, those claws are almost 4 inches.

>>80907344

yeah, i'm not looking forward to being attacked by a wolf. basically zero chance i'm walking away from that and not needing emergency medical care, unless i guess i happen to tangle with a cuck beta wolf that's not very smart or fast.

>>80907329
One slap and you're rinced holy fuck

>>80907350
This is an underrated thread

>>80907142

realistically you're never going to fight 'one wolf'. you'll be fighting a highly trained team of wolf navy SEALS who have years of experience in ripping things to shred as a team.

>>80907150
>>80907131
Here's my reasoning why he might not be able to do it -

A slash with the sword is not going to stop the bear. Even a perfectly aimed sword slash isn't going to kill a bear instantly or stop his charge. So your only option to end the fight fast is stabs. And you would have to fend off at least two giant paws and a huge head with your shield while you are getting stabs in.

Now the bear isn't guaranteed to come at you from a normal angle. Or an angle that lets you get good stabs in. So you might have two paws ripping at your shield arm before you can even get one good stab in. And all of this is gonna happen in less than what, 6-7 seconds?

Yeah I don't know if even a trained warrior could do that ten out of ten times.

>>80907349
Because weed. And Joe has sexual relations with his "hunting" buddies, so there's that intimate connection. No one wants to deal with a spurned lover.

>even a woman can beat a wolf

https://youtu.be/dOk0VTqCmN8

>>80907350
A gorilla is already so scary that I don't even know if higher intelligence and MMA training would make one scarier.

>>80907350

has anyone attempted to teach silverback gorillas martial arts, or was it deemed too dangerous? we ought not fly too close to the sun.

>>80907518

but from the bears perspective a gorilla isn't quite as scary.

but people have fought bears with knives and won.

>>80907531

any striking martial arts is pointless. Gorillas basically know grappling and understand leverage and what not. Trying to teach a gorilla anything else will get you crushed.

>>80907502
did the redneck weed it up? I've only watched the couple clips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4RzpnHK2Ac&t=198s

>>80907510
Hmmm, this actually made me rethink it a little bit. Like, that was obviously not a full attack, that was more like slight aggression, but still looked manageable enough. Then again, she is literally a trained professional...

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>>80907531
Bros it could be even scarier. Just imagine for some reason you end up face to face with the trained silverback that i mentioned earlier. Then , u already is shitting your pants cause he is looking at you with like psychopatic eyes, cause remember he is the smartest silverback of all time so he can play mind games too. Then when your hope and expectations of coming off alive are already gone, he stands up in his two legs and squares up like a giant Wanderlei Silva. Holy fuck guys

>>80907531
please tell me ur just rememeing Burrs Planet of the Apes joke...

>>80905974

Le Charles did in the Edge. Just how humans did it for centuries.

Gorillas are herbivores. They don't fight unless they absolutely have to. They're notoriously timid, and have been preyed upon by Jaguars, a fraction of their weight. A bear is an apex predator with hundreds of pounds on it, with massive claws and protruding jaws. Incredible weapons, but the one weapon a Gorilla does have, it's thumbs and the ability to grasp and hold really doesn't mean much. Try grabbing the scruff of a dog and you'll get a fist full of loose skin, the dog can turn around and bite you. bears have just as much loose skin, whereas gorillas skin is thick but it's tight on its body, making piercing and slashing movements of a bears teeth and claws that much more effective.

>>80907531
>Somewhere in Arizona, lost in a forgotten underground vault, there is kept a list of deplorable things never to be explored by mankind. Second on this list, right under Eugenics, is Gorilla Martial Arts.

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>>80907142
>i've learned the art of dog-wrestling.

How many Gorillas would it take to take down the sun

>>80907510

A. that wolf was NOT seriously attempting to kill the lady. i've seen a dog attempt murder. that is not what happened in that video. the wolf was basically just trying to kick her ass a bit.

(the wolf would have disengaged and then lunged if it really meant to kill)

B. those soldiers are fucking cucks for not dogpiling the wolf. they probably had knives for fucks sake. the wolf was totally vulnerable to any of those soldiers while fucking around with the lady.

(and imagine if the other wolves had jumped in and the soldiers all had to fight as a squad vs wolfpack. imagine THAT fucking footage. it would be fucking glorious. if the soldiers had knives they'd win, even without them, the wolves wouldn't commit to a fight to the death.

>>80907621

yes, but, do the gorillas have a technical mastery of grappling? i don't think so. they need technique. they need discipline and drilling. also, we really don't know how effect a gorilla punch would be until we've trained them to punch. for all we know a silverback could KO a bear with a right hook.

more research is necessary. there is woefully little funding for this subject in academia.

>>80907717

the technology exists to command a gorilla through brain implants, and they could be made to wear armor or wield swords/axes.

>>80906796
my sides

>>80907837
>the technology exists to command a gorilla through brain implants, and they could be made to wear armor or wield swords/axes.

Imagine if the army bred gorillas for war. Gave them implants that let soldiers control them. The soldier would enter a VR environment, and assume control of the Gorilla avatar, which is equipped with armor and weaponry.

>>80907663
I only mentioned weed because Joe became overly defensive when Crowder said something negative about using it.

>>80907816

A gorillion.

;^P

>>80907019
>watch 2 1/2-3 hours of Joe Rogan every day
Naw, man. Maybe that much during a week. I have it playing while I do other shit.

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>>80907956

a gorilla could effectively wield a minigun with a ammo backpack, even while wearing heavy AR500-G plate armor.

>>80907996
thats my fetish ;^)

>>80907717
I would be apoplectic with terror if I came face to face with a silverback gorilla. If then at that moment he stood up on two legs I wouldn't remain conscious.

>>80907561
>from the bears perspective a gorilla isn't quite as scary
nigger you can scare off a bear by putting your hands up and yelling

>>80905093
Anyone else feel the guy was totalling owning Joe in this podcast?

Like its Joe who is the guest? Apex alpha beat down on Joe

>>80907837
>yes, but, do the gorillas have a technical mastery of grappling? i don't think so. they need technique. they need discipline and drilling. also, we really don't know how effect a gorilla punch would be until we've trained them to punch. for all we know a silverback could KO a bear with a right hook.

This right here my man. Just imagine a silverback with the technique and agility of Mike Tyson, in a silverback frame. He would knock the bear out cold. Even with body shots he would TKO the bear.

>>80908302
I would literally froze up bro

>>80908354

you have a point there. regardless of their size and strength and claws, a bear is basically just a huge rodent. and rodents have no pride, they'd really just rather avoid conflict.

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What a fucking quality thread my man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ol3_M529Ws

>>80908465

there are very, very few argumentative intellectual pursuits that retain honest sincerity. debating which animal would win in a fight is one of those truly pure subjects for contemplation and argument.

>>80908494

holy fuck i think that negro turned so white that he'll never eat fried chicken again.

>>80908494
How the fuck can an animal get this big just by eating fruits and grass man

>>80908494
Jesus Christ

I watched the JRE for two years but I absolutely can't stand it anymore. It's like fucking groundhog day unless you have an exceptional guest.

look at the fucking agility that a 400 pound young silverback gorilla has. they move like fucking CATS.

you teach it tai kwon do and the bear is GG.

>>80908679

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAN-lZHbYWE

>>80908641

gorillas DO strike.

gorillas fighting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8

>>80906147
Elephant. They actually sometimes have problems with males in the middle of the rut goring and killing rhinos. Haven't heard of them going after hippos though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkqh2sRFeOU

>>80908737
>0:33
holy shit guys
i'm switching my sides. The gorilla would wreck the bear

>>80908592

really makes you think

i suppose that they might have different metabolisms but if fruits and grass can make a 500 pound gorilla, do humans really need meat?

i hope so, because i'll fucking die of colon cancer before i concede to those wilting vegetarian faggots.

>>80908709
That video made me sad. Those dudes shouldn't be locked in cages. There's no way they're happy there. Primates are too intelligent to be behind bars/reinforced glass.

>>80908737
>where is the zookeepers ?? no no no no
what a dumb fucking bitch, what she thinks the goddamn zookeeper would do ? Square up with the gorilla ? Tell the gorilla : c'mon now guys, please stop fighting !
dumb fucking hoe

>>80908992
Yep. Sad as fuck. I always found zoos to be a sad fucking place.

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>>80909052

i love the zoo. when i go with my gf i spend all day there watching animals for hours at a time. if animals didn't want to get thrown in cages for our amusement, they'd have become the dominant species like us. personally, i can't understand why we don't have colosseum animal battles for our entertainment.

>>80909052
>>80908992
Zoos are for fucked up animals that would have died in the wild, or for breeding and releasing animals into the wild

I dont love them either, but they have a place and purpose

>>80907837
>we really don't know how effect a gorilla punch would be
According to this shit show they are at least strong enough to break a leopard's back with one blow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-6wG_wZ8A

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>>80908354
or a can of nickles.

>>80909165
I understand this perspective, and was going to address it in my original post. Here's another perspective. How about, as the apex predators, us humans quit fucking with the areas where these other creatures would otherwise thrive? Then, we wouldn't have to put them in cages.

>>80909213

for what it's worth, tigers are severely under-rated. tigers shred the living fuck out of an alpha lion without breaking a sweat, and they can easily kill grizzlies and gorillas. tigers are the true king of the jungle. adults weigh 650 pounds.

hippos and elephants outsize them, of course, and if a nile crocodile catches one in it's mouth they're fucked, but really. tigers are the king of the jungle.

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why the fuck dont we have gladiator fights any more

>>80905974
Walrus

>>80909317
>tigers shred the living fuck out of an alpha lion without breaking a sweat
Bullshit. There was an incident where like 3 or so tigers broke out of their cages in a zoo and a single lion killed them all overnight.

>>80908494
I love how casual the silverback is about it too. Like he's saying "You're coming with me now" in a very matter of factly non-aggressive way.

I actually triggers me that joe rogan is airing alt-right propaganda literally every single day and nobody calls him out on it. just because he's "kinda goofy and funny" by also talking about shit like a gorilla vs a bear, he gets a pass.

someone needs to do something.

>>80909434
not sure if trolling or alt retarded

>>80909350

bull fucking shit. tigers weigh a solid 40% more than lions and they're solitary predators, alpha male lions are basically intimidators, they don't hunt, they just scare off hyenas, and usually they only fight other lions. and female lions, which are even smaller, hunt in packs, basically like cat-wolves, where tigers are consummate warriors, far stronger and far meaner.

i mean, maybe, MAYBE if a wild-born lion that was the veteran of scores of battles and exceptionally strong and smart fought a domestic-born tiger who had never known the jungle, it could win. but in the wild, tiger vs lion isn't even a fair matchup. the lion will literally, LITERALLY, never, NEVER win.

>>80909434

t. faggot

the 'alt-right' for better or worse is the best thing happening today.

>>80909500
>neo nazis on the rise is the best thing happening today

explain why.

>>80909434

If anything the left sees more world-wide exposure with their propaganda and the numbers of people that it reaches far outweigh the propaganda of the "alt-right".

And that is even presupposing that you were correct in judging Rogan's level of affiliation with said politics in the first place, which I think is hysterical and patently false.

>>80909434
>joe rogan is airing alt-right propaganda literally every single day

Cry wolf more, you fucking jackwagon.

Joe is liberal, in the old school way. Meaning, he's open minded and allows other points of view.

>>80909543
In 1934, a fully grown African lion killed a mature Bengal tiger a short time after these circus animals were unloaded from the train, before trainers could separate them.[12]

At South Perth Zoo, 1949, in a three-minute fight between a lion and a tiger, the lion killed the tiger. The fight occurred when the tiger put his head through a connecting slide. The lion caught the tiger by the throat, and, dragging it through the opening, killed it before the keepers arrived.[37]

At a Circus in Detroit, in February 1951 a large male African lion called 'Prince' suddenly leaped from a high perch and sank its jaws into the back of a Bengal tigress called 'Sheba', while she was performing, catching her off-guard. A blank gun was then fired, Prince let Sheba go, and Sheba dragged herself away. Sheba then died an hour later, because of the injuries sustained.[38][39]

In a corporation zoo in Madras, India, in September 1951, an eighteen-year-old tiger called 'Vikram' entered the cage of a seven-year-old lion called 'Leo', and got into a fight with it. Badly mauled, including in the femur, Vikram retreated into its cage, and despite receiving medical attention, died.[40]

In December 2008, at the zoo in Jeonju, North Jeolla Province, Korea, a 110.0 kg (242.5 pounds) male lion called 'Cheongi' killed a 90.0 kg (198.4 pounds) Siberian tigress called 'Hobi', which was similar in length to it, by suddenly biting it in the neck after it made a poor landing in a trench where Cheongi jumped into, 5 m (16 feet) below Cheongi's yard, which was next to Hobi's pen, to catch a chicken that a zookeeper had thrown to it.[23]

At Liberec Zoo, Czech Republic, in November 2009, two lions, fourteen-year-old Sultan and eleven-year-old Elsa, opened a trap door to the enclosure of a seventeen-year-old white tigress called 'Isabella', and killed it.[41]

King of the jungle nigga.

>>80909529

because the brainless pursuit of 'progressive domestication' of mankind and the castration of the west through cultural marxism and critical theory is literally the greatest threat to the survival of the human race that has ever existed. we have lost the tradition of excellence, we have lost the constructive nature that made us great. truth has been forgotten, replaced by the whore of popularity, and we act against our self interest. the 'alt-right', as YOU call it - not as the people who you call nazis call it - is literally the final struggle of life in a culture that has decided to commit suicide. the alt-right is the voice inside of us saying, 'put the gun down - live'. that which is against the 'alt-right' is the voices saying 'nothing matters. who cares. pull the trigger. end it already'.

the time has come where liberty can no longer help us. the time has come for discipline and standards. the time has come to construct truth, rather than criticize our capacity for knowledge and certainty. the time has come to celebrate life, and act for our own best interests without apology, rather than continually subvert ourselves and humble ourselves before others. the time has come for savagery to save us from the suicide that domestication has brought upon us. the time has come for savagery.

>>80909640
your mistake is believing that being open-minded means you don't call out people for harboring racist shit

but hey it makes you laugh, right? sieg heil, my redpill brother!

>>80909317
Tigers are the biggest and strongest, but lions are by far the best 'fighters' in the cat world. A male lion's worth is entirely tied to how good of a fighter he his. Male tigers on the other hand only have to watch out for themselves, and can thus choose to avoid fights that could result in injury. A male lion would win in a fight against a male tiger of equal age and constitution because lions have the one thing that matters. Experience.

High Quality Computer Generated Animal Fights

>>80909500
Alt right was a cancer. Thankfully it's already dead thanks to the leader being a pedo and Trump's presidency collapsing in flames.

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>>80907531
>has anyone ever attempted to teach gorillas martial arts

>>80909688
amen!

amazing redpill post, only a black or a kike would downvote this!!

>>80909693

the truth is racist. welcome to reality. it was not designed to make you comfortable. equality is hilariously impossible.

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>>80905974

Cape Buffalo could probably hold its own at least

>>80909693
Go bark somewhere else. You have the wrong tree, dog.

>>80909693

Not that anon you replied to, I'm
>>80909543

And for the record I'm not a white person.

Honestly the more you post the less rational you seem. It's just one baseless appeal to emotion after another with you.

>>80909729
THIS!!

this is america, we're supposed to hang black people! That's how white people are designed.

sieg heil my dude.

>>80907142
uh what

>>80907717
It's like if Ishmael was a book about karate instead of environmentalism

>>80909529
The alt right was just a label that was attached to people fed up with SJW nonsense, for the most part. White nationalists co-opted it and now that label is used to discredit any dissent from liberal ideas. People need labels to categorize people even though those peoples beliefs vary and are far more nuanced than the progressive orthodoxy. Now the left don't have to argue their positions; they just call someone an alt right Nazi and they've painting themselves as the victors for claiming the moral high ground.

>>80909856
Wasn't it coined by Milo Yianopopopopolus?

>>80909856
>SJW nonsense
>People need labels to categorize people even though those peoples beliefs vary and are far more nuanced than the progressive orthodoxy

you're pretty fucking stupid, huh?

>>80909708

see

>>80909688

the '''alt-right''' is chemo.

literally the only way we can earn back our right to exist and live is to concede that we are willing to commit genocide in order to do so. it is the only antidote to self betrayal; the extreme allegiance to self-loyalty, the extreme devotion to the in-group. the ties of blood - from family to clan to race to species.

it was weimar germany that precipitated the drastic measures of the harvarra agreement, where german jews were to be deported to Palestine without any taxation or seizure of their property and wealth. we are approaching weimar germany in our own nations. the complete degeneracy of all standards, of all virtue; the complete corruption of ethical and moral social norms. when this happens, those humans which rage against the dying of the light will create AS EXTREME A RESPONSE AS NECESSARY in order to preserve their heritage and their future.

you call the thunder. you reap the whirlwind. you will not understand what has happened until it is too late.

is there a video anywhere of silverbacks effectively displaying their strength? I've never seen a video of a PROPER fight. They always just run around like retards. And no, that video of a gorilla dragging the guy by the ankle doesnt really impress me.

Can we get some animal fight vids in here?

>>80909769

you can't invalidate the truth by exaggerating the truth and presenting it as reasonable when it's really not.

that tactic is woefully behind-the-times. we see through it.

>>80909907
Alt right is pure pedo cancer.
>Let's do the same thing that destroyed Germany and made half of it a slave to Russian degenerates for 50 years.

>>80909856

>Now the left don't have to argue their positions; they just call someone an alt right Nazi and they've painting themselves as the victors for claiming the moral high ground.

It's also very amusing just how many non-whites are being driven away from supporting the left when they do this. These non-whites see the lack of critical faculty and discernment in the modern left and look on it dismayed -- we have no choice but to leave them behind and move on to saner shores.

>>80909017
Well, anon, if you watched the whole video, the woman's acquaintance poses that question to which she responds, "well, they could spray them or something"

>>80909904

SJW have a very clear set of ideals. Define "alt-right" beliefs.

>>80909887
Yes. Milo is the alt right leader. And he's a gay pedo rapist.

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>>80909966

>Define "alt-right" beliefs.

"Context", for one. The SJW sure do seem to loathe that idea these days.

>>80909966
hating blacks and poor people, don't want healthcare for anyone, unironically starts conspiracies like pizzagate, write ((( ))) around jewish names, high school dropouts, you know...just being waste of a human life.

>>80909887
Richard Spencer jumped on that bandwagon and pulled it away from anything Milo ever coined.

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Guys let us not ruin the thread with politics. Also; if you had to choose between fighting a silverback or a tiger, which would you choose and why?

>>80909966
Alt right means repeating the mistakes of the past and thinking it might somehow work this time.

>>80910040
You forgot 'anyone who disagrees with me'.

>>80910061

>Alt right means repeating the mistakes of the past and thinking it might somehow work this time.
see pic related:
>>80910032

>>80909966
>>80909988
Nice dubs and all, but get back to the damn point of the tread
Personally I think a couple swipes of the bear claw and that gorilla gets fucking minced like Rachel Ray cubing a tomato. Even if the gorilla manages to beat the bear to death, it's not getting out of that fight without bleeding out.

>>80909962

disingenuous. you know it's not true, and the only people who will support you also know that it's not true.

>lets be cowards because last time someone had some cajones a nation the size of carolina almost conquered the planet through sheer skill but in the end they got zerg rushed and lost. lets be cowards and surrender to rhetorical terrorism even if it means sucking everything good out of life until there's no point in even existing at all, so that equatorial shit races can exist on earth and create an eternal world of rape and violence rather than the civilized utopia that hyperborean westerners have proven that they're capable of

no.

>>80910061
I thought that was Marxists/socialists?

>>80909017

The zookeeper will fill a pitcher with water and throw it on them.

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thread ruined. thanks commie shills.

>>80910094
You know it is true. You're just living in alternate reality with alternate facts because in reality the alt right can't exist.

>>80910072
nope.

>>80910061
>advocating genocide and racial superiority WILL work this time! we white people are mad and fed up! THIS is why Trump won!

>>80909966
>Define "alt-right" beliefs.
"DUDE SEXUAL ABUSE IS FUN LMAO", Milo "Tell the Father I want the Hammer" Yiannopolous.

>>80910135

fight me.

>>80910154

>"DUDE SEXUAL ABUSE IS FUN LMAO", Milo "Tell the Father I want the Hammer" Yiannopolous.

Why are you insulting a victim over something like that? What?

It's very telling just how cruel and poisonous self-proclaimed "progressives" can get when people don't agree with them.

>>80910121
Why can't anyone have anything nice ever? Any good thread here always devolved into bullshit people spouting their bullshit politics until it all just withers away like an old fruit tree. The worst part is that until someone reads this, they'll think I'm referring to their specific group and throw a hissy fit

>>80910235
>Why are you insulting a victim over something like that?
Who said it was an insult? Did Milo not insult sexual abuse victims by claiming it wasn't such a big deal, that it was fun and exciting? Why are you such a sensitive little bitch?

>>80910235
oh buuhuuu, did the milo the child rapist get his feelings hurt when he was finally called out on all his bullshit and lost his job and his book deal? tough shit, maybe he shouldn't have been advocating for adults to have sexual relationship with children, or attacking black and transgendered people every chance he got.

but that's all in the past, that piece of shit is never coming back to any sort of spotlight now. a fate the rest of you will follow one by one, as soon as you say any of the stupid shit you do here in a real life situation.

What would happen if you put a gorilla on a roid cycle?

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>>80910235

>It's very telling just how cruel and poisonous self-proclaimed "progressives" can get when people don't agree with them.


they come up with the most emotionally influential sentences they're capable of and somehow expect people to not see right the fuck through them as hypocritical liars and wonder how Trump got elected.

their smarts and techniques are obsolete by a wide margin and they don't even know it.

>>80910271

why?

check the post that started it.

>>80909434

someone attacked joe rogan on political grounds while we were happily discussing animal fights. the subject was not politics. the subject was animal fights. but to the left, no man is innocent unless he kowtows to leftist religion. therefore, even the idea that people are happily discussing who would win in animal fights is OFFENSIVE AS FUCK because someone who is politically heretical is involved.

and remember, no one can hide from the leftist inquisition. maybe you need your finger nails ripped out in order to be truly tolerant? stop having fun. fun is inherently anti-egalitarian. what right do you have to have fun while other people aren't having fun?

>>80910344

what the fuck does some random faggot have to do with the new right?

what makes you think ANYONE gives a fuck about milo?

>>80905713
Joe can't type you fucking retard.

>>80910311

>Why are you such a sensitive little bitch?

Hah. Don't get mad because you feel like an opportunistic hypocrite now.

You've literally just said "Well if MILO got to it, then why can't I???"

Possibly because he was using it as a coping mechanism? Do you seriously want to lower yourself to the mental confusions and inappropriate attitudes of a confused victim just to spite that victim? You can't find any higher place to operate from? Are you really that petty and lacking in nobility as a man?

>>80910385
>someone attacked joe rogan on political grounds while we were happily discussing animal fights. the subject was not politics.

that's the point. He disguise his alt-right propaganda with some bullshit conversations about a fucking gorilla vs a bear, like "haha I'm such a goofy dude 420 blaze it, btw anyone else kinda hate black people? I read some statistics on breitbart that said all white people are pretty cool and Trump is really a good president!"

>>80910385
>b-but Trump, tho!
How's that healthcare bill going, #MAGAboy?

>>80907350
That's why they killed Harambe dude.

>>80910476
>wh-why are you so mean to him!? ;_;
>he-heh, that was just to show your hypocrisy......
Irony, neat. Don't get to see it that often.

>>80910385
The thing is is that nobody had to reply, but they just felt prompted to anyways even if the only way to make it more obvious that it's gonna start a shitshow was to write "THIS IS EASY BAIT" on the side. For some reason, anons just can't seem to stop replying to politics shit even if it isn't political thread.

>>80910385
>>80910485
Are you guys happy now?

>>80910344

>oh buuhuuu, did the milo the child rapist get his feelings hurt when he was finally called out on all his bullshit and lost his job and his book deal? tough shit

Victim-support can't be a partisan act you petty clown. If he is a victim then he is a victim and at the very least shouldn't be shat on this hard.

You people are so lacking in empathy sometimes. And you think yourselves the "progressive" ones. Haha. Wow.

>>80910476
>defending a pedophile this hard

>>80910578
>If he is a victim then he is a victim and at the very least shouldn't be shat on this hard.
How many times have you rejected a rape accusation on the grounds of it being a rape accusation?

Go on, lie. I have all night.

>>80910485

you can't see anything beyond your trained, reflexive responses to healthy human psychology. i'm white. the fuck do i care about black people? that's completely healthy and natural... but you can't tolerate health in humans.

what you call the 'alt-right' is really just anyone who isn't FUCKING INSANE. sanity offends you.

ironically, racism is the glue that can hold a multi-cultural and multi-racial society together, but you don't want people to be held together, you want marxist class-struggle of the so-called 'privileged races' vs the 'unprivileged races',

>pro-tip: privilege is EARNED.


>>80910571

i was happy to begin with. happiness is pretty oppressive to the unhappy, you know.

>>80905187
A bear can shatter the spine of even large animals just with its strength alone, the claws are just the icing on the top

>>80910544

What were you even trying to say with this post?

Yes, you are a hypocrite. You don't allow a victim past idiocies and transgressions due to the fact that they were acting out stupidly as a coping mechanism and instead want to hold it against them out of spite because they held a different political stance to you. You really are being that petty. Would you do the same for a victim who espoused leftist politics? Of course not.

You are a hypocrite, and a particularly cruel one at that.

>>80910633
>i'm white. the fuck do i care about black people? that's completely healthy and natural

sieg heil my dude, you nailed it! This one really made me think. Amazing redpill drops tonight!

>>80910654
Plus, a bear can fight for an entire day.

>>80910673
your the type of person who said trump was "joking" during the pussy tape didn't you

>>80910675

you're not fooling anyone.

>>80905187
also teeth.

>>80910704

are you implying that hollywood whores don't let rich, famous people grab them by the pussy?

>>80910673
>"y-you're a hypocrite" over and over without any actual arguments

What's that, your mantra? I suppose if you repeat enough times it might actually happen in one of your autistic fantasies.

By the way, do you believe Milo's story? Just curious, given the fact that your argument depends entirely on believing the church guy who raped his ass was just a good fella teaching him grown up stuff.

>>80910673
The only hypocrite here is you mate. If Milo had left views you'd be shitting on him. You're only defending him because you share the same views as him. He's a pedo, deal with it.

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>>80910589

It's not defending him so much as admonishing all the "progressives" here who are so unbelievably petty that they defend victims on the proviso that they share political affiliations.

These people are even more vulgar to me than the white people who scream 1488 and want to see my non-white ass dead. They are even worse to me than that because they falsely purport some sense of great moral superiority the whole time. It is insufferable horseshit to have to wade through.

You leftists are opportunistic snakes. I'd rather be surrounded by racist wolves than you fucking wolves in sheep's clothing.

>>80910819

>If Milo had left views you'd be shitting on him.

No I wouldn't, dullard.

I'm not a hyper-partisan human meme like you are.

>>80910771
amen, my redpill brother!

nobody is fooling me tonight. Watch out blacks and kikes, I'm enlightened! I'm a proud white man who's had to suffer internet comments for too long, we need another holocaust!

>>80910057
Tiger. Silverbacks would just grab you and toss you like a rag doll. Opposable thumbs are no joke. At least with a tiger you can mitigate it's swipes and lunges

>>80910828
>people who make me realize how much of a hypocrite I am are just as bad as nazis

Whoa, anon, now who's being a libtard?

>>80910858

do you really believe that trying to be funny validates your opinions?

>>80910887
le day of the rope! xD

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>>80910858
>>80910868

you're dead as fuck either way, supposing that you don't have a very big gun. a human is simply no match either for a tiger or a gorilla in hand to hand combat. it's not even a fight.

>>80910898

do you believe that this post does not reveal idiocy and intent to lower the standards of discourse?

>>80910872

>>people who make me realize how much of a hypocrite I am

Your denial is so ludicrous. It doesn't matter what I say to you, does it? It's always going to be some us vs. them shit to you and you're always going to give some victim-blaming a pass under the right circumstances.

PROTIP: You've become the object of your disdain and you can't even see it.

Would you retards use some standard thread title so I can filter this diarrhea?

>>80910887
>i'm white. the fuck do i care about black people? that's completely healthy and natural

you wouldn't dare to say this shit if it wasn't here, hiding like a coward online. everything I say online is something I'm comfortable saying anywhere.

and that's why your side will always lose in the end. you're a bunch of corwards hiding behind twitter and anonymous message boards.

>>80905974
Ive seen a video of a walrus mortally wounding a polar bear

How the fuck is a grizzly going to beat a gorilla?

Gorillas get as big as they are eating fucking twigs and berries - they don't even have meat as a staple part of their diet. Imagine if you were to take one of those gorillas that is intelligent enough to sign & empathize, and put it on a diet designed to maximize its potential strength. I'm talking macros and protein out the ass - now get that gorilla in a weight room. It doesn't have to do anything complicated, just a few basic lifts. Imagine how fucking yoked that gorilla could get - gorillas may seem huge to you now, but imagine a gorilla version of kimbo slice - that shit would be fucking horrifying

As to the gorilla/grizzly fight, everybody mentions the claws, but gorillas are pretty fucking big and I think a gorilla could handle a couple swipes, just long enough so it can get those big ass arms swinging at a bear's skull or knock the bear over and start whaling on it. I think people are underestimating the intensity at which the gorilla can move when it wants to - gorillas lumber around all day until shit hits the fan and then they flip a switch and go off, its incredible. The bear would have no fucking clue what was happening once that gorilla got going

>>80909663
I've seen lions and tigers fuck around in the zoo and the tigers always get the upper hand. All the scenarios you describe sound like the lion basically jumped the tiger in almost all these cases. I think tigers are a bit tougher and stronger. That doesn't mean lions aren't more devious and plotting i suppose. Makes sense if you think about the way lion prides are. Constantly seeking any little opportunity to take shit over for your own.

>>80907142
Nigga where do you live the Arctic Circle?

>>80911186

brazilian mastiffs would not fare well that far north.

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Medium-Large animals that a moderately fit human could realistically beat in a fight:

>horse
Total pussies. Slow to turn and very, very fragile ribs. A good punch can break or fracture several.

>Deer
No bucks however.

>sheep
The headbutts hurt and they're sturdy, but it's doable.

>Pigs
Similar sturdiness to people. If you can beat another person you can beat a pig.
Boars are a different story

African elephants are the KINGS of the jungle bitches. Prove me wrong.

>>80911445
I am the king of the jungle.

>>80911104
Can't really throw your arms around well when half the muscle on them has been stripped off. Hell, if another gorilla had claws it'd beat a gorilla.

>>80911445

hippos > elephants.

adult elephants get eaten by tigers and lions alike.

>>80911388
>>80911460
Five star posts.

>>80908494
that gorilla is racist

>>80909924
theres a video of a gorrila tearing up some baanna trees like paper or some shit

almost 1000 episodes and joe has never played this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKkZawWUqTQ

>>80913385
jesus christ

How did that guy have the balls to do that?

>>80907142
No. A wolf is not the same a dog. A healthy, full grown wolf would kill you easily.

>>80913540
If wolves are so tough then why did they cuck themselves into eternal servitude under man, smart guy?

>>80911104
I bet it would be easy to make the gorilla train.

Set up a reward system for food or gorilla puss where he has to move heavy objects.

The food is max nutrients and protein and loaded with roids.

Throw him a small bear once in a while to make him learn to fight and build his confidence.

>>80905974
Theres no way a bear could even reach a giraffe to hit it. Also any bird becaus3 it could fly and takeout its eyes.

>>80910057
silverback

because if they think you're not scared of them they wont attack but a tiger will fuck you up

>>80913680
Because they're pack animals and realised humans are the ultimate pack?

>>80905093
doesnt a brown bear weight like 1200lbs compared to a gorilla being 400/500?

>>80906147
there's a reason war elephants were a thing>>8090611

>>80908641
i know that feel. he also doesnt get into conspiracies anymore and shuts down eddie bravo everytime he gets into it. feelsbadman. ive watched literally every single episode.

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>>80907142
>i've learned the art of dog-wrestling
Grrrr delete this.

>>80907531
thats some darwin award worhy shit.

>>80910633
>what you call the 'alt-right' is really just anyone who isn't FUCKING INSANE. sanity offends you.

I this this is what interests me about you /pol/ guys the most. You so vehemently believe you're right. Whenever anyone complains about/pol/ they usually spout bullshit like >broooo were the only one cares about these problems! We're the good guys! We're going to 100% right

Like/pol/ isn't absolute satire. Poes law is so relevant

>>80908992
>gorillas
>smart

lolfuckingmao crows and dolphins are smarter by an order of magnitude

I just can't stand Joe's voice. Or his subject matter.
The entire show is reddit. I hate it.

>>80905187
>>80905433
>>80905974
>>80906033

Bears can't fall backwards

>>80915604
easy to tame

>>80918035
Not true.

>>80905093
Did anyone mention how ridiculous it is that Joe went "oh you're one of those guys?!" to that guy telling him to drink more even though Joe is on video telling people to drink and smoke more to the point that they're uncomfortable. He's a fucking bully.

>muh meme cult brainwashing

>>80909434
Fuck off faggot

>>80911103
planet earth II

the polar bear was starving though

>>80911388
boars are fuckin beasts, if they charge at you its better to say goodbye

>>80909688
You read one too many Evola books and didn't even understand the point

>>80910633
u got it all figured out f4m lol! epic man, if only you had a tv show or sumthin lmaooo

subscribe!

>>80908709
looks like a dad and son playing. interesting to see gorillas grapple and take positions similar to sumo wrestlers.

There is no fucking way a gorilla survives against a tiger, let alone a bear.

Hippo fucks up the bear through.

>>80909017
They could pull a harambe

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Male Lions, in general, are actual faggots.

A person could approach a pack of adult Male lions while feeding and they'd scatter like faggots. 90% of the time. It's the females that'll stand the ground.

If you turn your back on them however, you getting fucked.

If you approach with a female or cubs near, you also getting fucked.

Most Big Cats will attack from behind and very rarely face-off. Tigers are the most aggressive, Lions the most powerful, Female Lions are the most OP.

>>80920212
Hippo has it in most cases unless there's multiple foes that can distract it (like lions that pounce on their backs to gradually gnaw away at their spine until they can't move). But that's only if they have enough time before the hippo gets back in the water, because nobody is retarded enough to fight a hippo in the water

>>80905974

whoa minecraft modding really makes the game

>>80907241
Weird innit...

>>80907350
Yeah, dude.
I bet if you got the smartest, rarest, 95lb asian girl and trained her to fight since infancy, she could 1v1 prime era Mike Tyson with no problem.

>>80910042

Richard Spencer actually coined it back in '10. Milo was the one who co-opted it.

>>80905974
An elephant or a Hippo would straight up fucking annihilate a grizzly or polar bear.