Are there any movies about having an ugly gf?

>You will never have a 400 pound Gwyneth Paltrow smother you with her rolls.

Why even live

This movie poster is what made me realize I had a bbw fetish. As a small lad I would stare at for minutes, wondering why I felt attracted to the bigger shadow

My life

>>80901106
dat cute lil round goop butt

>>80901106
The Dark Knight

>>80901886
Nigga plz. More like...one day you realized you couldn't get anything but fat chicks, felt shame, and rationalized it with nonsense.

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>>80902300

>>80901106
honestly i wish i could hypnotized like Hal.

>>80901106
I unironically enjoy this movie. I own the DVD.

>>80901106
>having an ugly gf
if any of you virgins are thinking of settling for this, don't

The Shining

>>80902750
Gwyneth isn't ugly, though, even as a fatty.

>>80902708
>unironically
I hope your mother gets cancer

>>80901106
Gwynteth Paltrow is still having an ugly gf

>>80902670

Not everybody secretly jerks off to cunny like you bud, sorry to tell you.

>>80902670
i don't think you really understand the fetish my man.

i love feeding fat girls and smothering their face with my nuts. pounding on a bbw and calling her my slam pig just get me off in ways skinny girls can't. and they love it too.

>>80902793
Mean.

I've started using that word to stop people from calling me a memer/contrarian.

>>80902792
i mean don't settle for having an ugly girlfriend

>>80902833
but it outs you as a young redditfag

>>80902820
How do you afford new bed frames? Do you fuck them on a floor mattress?

>>80902820
'fetish' = SJW-tier bullshit


Amazing how 99.9% of fit successful men don't have this 'fetish'.

>>80902890
I've never posted on reddit. Only been there once or twice, looking for answers about a game or whatever, and only because it showed up on a search.

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>>80901106
This was peak Paltrow.

>>80902928

99.9 percent of fit successful men don't spend their Saturday nights getting into anonymous slapfights on /tv/ threads about Shallow Hal, but here you are.

>>80902928
>'fetish' = SJW-tier bullshit
100% true

>>80901106
>tfw Roger Ebert was the only critic patrician enough to see this movie for the kino it was