OH FUCK!

he'll be fine

You think if someone stabs him in the heart with a blessed dagger made of pure silver it would release the souls he's taken to keep himself alive?

>>80899367
Worked with David Rockefeller, should be no different with Stan

>>80899249
>See him at Comic Con.
>He is in a wheel chair.
>Shakes like a fucking leaf.
>Just looks like a printing press when it comes to signatures.
>Nobody is allowed to talk to Stan Lee.
>Charges an outrageous fee just to see him for 5 minutes.
How much more money does this man need to take with him, I saw tons of people with plenty of talent happy to meet their fans for free yet he comes off as a GIBS ME DAT.

Now Pat Copper, theirs talent.

He looked healthy at AT&T Park last year. Seemed like a chill dude.

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>>80899517
>How much more money does this man need to take with him

I'll let you decide.

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He'll be fine.

>>80899249
>OY GAYNIGGERCOCKS, IT'S BOILING ACID, MY ONE WEAKNESS!

What Raimi's depiction of the Immortal Dark Lord, Darth Lee, mean by this?

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When he got wrapped up with KISS was funny. They printed the KISS comics with real blood from the band members, and shut down traffic, threw a parade for the members to bring their blood to the printers to throw in the ink. Stan remembers stopping to ponder the madness of that whole event, shutting down everything for those idiots in makeup and himself, like if an ambulance had to get through they'd have been screwed by KISS blood.

One of the odder events in SL legend.

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Reminds me of Hefner sometimes.

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>>80899367
>Implying an ordinary human could defeat him.
>Implying he's not Castlevania level Dracula.

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>>80900039

There can only be one.

>>80899981
I don't mind Hefner sometimes
The images he shows
I can taste them on my lips
And smell them in my clothes

>>80899699
>When he dies he will have some bullshit statue a mile high overshadowing the entire cemetery and nerd shits will come across the world to worship it.

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>>80900039

It would take a wizard of the highest order to defeat Stan Lee. I'm sure we could find one willing to battle him...

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>>80900039
>>80900082
>>80900216
Your small time kiddos

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>>80900269
What ABOUT their "small time kiddos", Kirk Douglas.... or should I say.... Issur Danielovitch?

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>>80900191
I can picture it being like that huge fucking statue of Heinessen in Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

>>80899981

Both ruined the lives of young innocent people with their atrocious work so they are both the same.

>>80900445
>Somebody else has similar interests as I do.
You make me happy.

>>80899794
Christ, Miller looks frailer and weaker than Stan in that pic. Did Stan Lee suck the life energy out of him?

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http://www.clickhole.com/article/i-wish-i-had-invented-batman-5-questions-stan-lee-5739

“I Wish I Had Invented Batman”: 5 Questions With Stan Lee

At the helm of Marvel Comics, Stan Lee is responsible for inventing some of the world’s most iconic superheroes and villains. We asked the comic-book visionary five questions about his legendary career, and his answers will blow you away.

>1. Why did you want to write comic books?

“Growing up in New York City in the 1920s, the kids in my neighborhood entertained themselves by catching the subway down to Wall Street and watching stock brokers jump out of skyscrapers. It was so much fun to watch financiers gracefully tumble out of buildings, but when they hit the ground they exploded into meat and died, which was sad. I had a thought: ‘What if someone jumped off a building but instead of falling and dying, they flew and lived?’ I jotted down my idea, and that’s how I thought up my first superhero, Flying Stock Broker Who Doesn’t Commit Suicide.”

>2. What was it like collaborating with artist Jack Kirby?

“I knew I wanted to publish comics, but I was too lazy to learn how to draw, so I had to find an artist that was dumb enough to agree to make my ideas instead of their own. Jack Kirby was the perfect patsy, a dull-eyed rube with incredible artistic talent and no common sense. I paid a visit to his house while eating a big chicken parm and offered him half if he agreed to be my art slave for the rest of his life. He immediately accepted the deal and scarfed down the half-sandwich. I never paid Jack anything after that chicken parm, and he never fully understood how raw that deal was for him, though he suspected. When Jack passed, I felt some guilt, so I gave half of a Sprite Zero I had been drinking to his widow. I know that’s what he would have wanted.”

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>>80900782

>3. Do you have a favorite superhero?

“My favorite hero without a doubt is Batman, because he drives a car shaped like a bat. I wish I had invented Batman, but instead I invented a bunch of terrible characters that don’t own cars shaped like bats. Iron Man flies around in a stupid suit. Spider-Man has dumb sticky ropes he swings around with, like a dope. The Hulk owns a car shaped like a bat, but he’s too big and green to fit inside of it. That’s the tragedy of the Hulk.”

>4. With the blockbuster success of Marvel movies, what has it been like seeing your stories adapted to the silver screen?

“It’s very exciting that these films are getting made, but unfortunately I’ve never seen a Marvel movie because I’m banned from the movie theater for sneaking in outside food. My favorite snack is Stan’s Mega Mix, which is popcorn with mustard on it, and I used to sneak in a Ziploc bag full of Stan’s Mega Mix that I made at home so I wouldn’t have to buy popcorn and mustard at the concession stand. The Loews by my house gave me several warnings to stop bringing in food and eventually banned me for life, so I haven’t seen any movies since 1993.”

>5. What is the meaning of your catchphrase, “Excelsior!”?

“Is that what I say? I am intending to say ‘excellent,’ but I must have been using the wrong word this whole time. I wish someone had corrected me years ago, because I feel very foolish for saying ‘excelsior’ all this time. But now that I know my mistake, I’m looking forward to saying “excellent” from now on. Thank you. Please, have half of my calzone. You’ve made an old man very happy.”