Why don't they just freeze him?

Unethical

>>80896070
For what purpose?

What is that?

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>>80896070
being obese is illegal in the future

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>that bulge of rotting ass meat

>all these triggered fitslaves
Sure feels good to live life to its fullest and enjoy all the tastes the world has to offer while you slave away like lab rats on your rowing machines and eat raw kale

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>>80896198
Jesus I just saw that

>>80896248
exercise gives you a much better high than eating

>>80896070
Because then they'd have to discuss the bonus situation

>>80896248
>Sure feels good to live life to its fullest

Sure feels good to walk.

im a doctor and i dont even know what the fuck is going on with those skin bubbles

>>80896198
>meat

>>80896320
so you're not a very good doctor then

>>80896070

Could somebody explain to me how he is not dying from this infection when his legs are literally rotting away?

>>80896320
That's dead skin crust

>>80896320
>im a doctor

prove it faggot

>>80896347

enlighten me doctor 4chan

>>80896320
my ass bleeds when i shit what do

>>80896070
praise nurgle

is he dead yet??

>>80896070
why don't they just stop feeding him so much?

>>80896070
dude seriously how the fuck does anyone get this FUCKING FAT? WHO KEPT FEEDING THIS FUCKING SWINE WHILE HE LAY IN HIS OWN MESS?
I am fucking triggered with this pic, someone should kill him

>>80896361
you're the one with 8 years of medschool

>>80896363
Just ignore it, eventually it will stop>>80896368

>>80896350
The circulation is so bad that the bacteria can't actually reach the rest of the body.

I'm full of shit by the way

>>80896070
How does he take a shit?

>>80896396
thanks!

>>80896412
He literally just shits over his open sores. They show it in the episode.

>>80896320
cellulitis , rampant bacterial infection exacerbated by his obesity induced diabetes

not a medfag

>>80896383
Feeders gotta feed

>>80896456

the answer is lymphedema with superimposed diabetic ulcers and cellulitis.

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>>80896504
we're going to need a bigger oven

>>80896504
oh shit, that puss

>>80896504

its quite an accomplishment when you stand out in a show all about 800lb monsters

>>80896363
you probably have hemorrhoids

i had too, you should take care of that

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really makes ya think

>>80896504
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KILL FAT PEOPLE NOW KILL KILL KILL

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>>80896248

>enjoy all the tastes the world has to offer
>all he eats is egg rolls and crappy store-bought cakes

>>80896594
maybe

it all started when i took a monster crap and tore the ass hole
now it bleeds

>>80896396

all bleeds eventually stop

>>80896504
Why do they have two hanging clocks?

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>>80896452

>>80896504
OOOH SAAAAY CAAAN YOOOU SSSEEEEE

>>80896363
stop shitting!

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Link to episode pls

>>80896673

because he's so fat he takes up two time zones *ba dum tsh*

thank you, please visit my comedy subreddit

>>80896070
>half a litre of gravy on BREAKFAST

uhhhh WAAA im SO FAT pleeeze halp

his wife should just hurry up and kill him

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>>80896504
>Oh we better censor his penis we dont want to disturb our viewers with graphic content

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The one that came on the week before is even funnier. The guy has to hose down his wife on the porch because she won't fit in the bathroom anymore.

>>80896535
That got a cure? Or they gonna cut a limb?

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>>80896742

>>80896504
Why even bother to keep this thing alive?

>>80896627
that's horrible, i used to poop really hard turds that hurted my asshole so i changed my diet, eating fruit and drinking water helps to make soft poop

but what really cured my hemorrhoids was aloe vera and taking walks every day

>>80896070
Has the fat literally broken out of his skin on his love handle?

>>80896736
American TV, nothing is worse than nudity.

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>>80896742
>>80896785
>His wife

>>80896744

for what he got? fuck no, cut it off

>>80896504
Just put a bullet in him, what's the point of existing at this stage?

I don't understand how you get this fat. And I'm huge myself. I went for years not paying attention to what I was eating and just eating like shit all the fucking time and I'm nowhere close to this.

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>>80896070
what the fuck is that shit coming out of his ass? and that milky shit all over his legs?

>>80896920
That's puss anon

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>>80896504
Imagine squeezing that rag on your mouth

>>80896363
More exercise, more water, more fibre

Eat less, so you poop less

The humans of the 21 century are the most perfect beings that have yet come to be and are nearly in the image that Jesus describes Yahweh himself, truly we are living in the wondrous times of the "super human"

POST YOUR WEIGHT ANONS

IN POUNDS, NOT FAGGOT KILOS OR STONES

209 REPORTING IN

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>>80896920
>his fat has started to become moldy

>>80896504
Fuck. I want to throw a bucket of ethanol at him and hear him scream for help while it burns his open sores.

post other fat kinos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JSDHFTvuPM

>>80896504

"Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nods his approval, you get eye level with the yellow crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss

>>80896910
This. I was super skinny until I was 10 years old or so, then I started eating a crazy amount. That's been going on the past 10-11 years and the heaviest I was at was 300 even. I'm like 280 now and live an incredibly sedentary lifestyle. I have no idea how these people let it get this far.

>>80896996
kill yourself subhuman yank

It's really not that difficult to lose weight or keep it off. Why do Americans make it seem like such a struggle?

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>>80896070
here's the screencap from last thread

i'll also post the episode from my seedbox if you guys tell me which one it is

>>80897055
No joke, but if I knew you, you'd be the fattest person I know.

How do you get to 100Kg and keep on eating?

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>>80897048
"I'm transgender!"

"......wow"

>>80896996
78 kg

>>80896910
Super sedentary lifestyle, and then eating practically every waking moment, and then also eating when you wake up in the middle of the night because your body's fucked

>>80897055

that is literally a james trajectory, how much do you think he weighed in his 20s?

>>80897105
Kek. That's just a higher function of denial right there:
>I used to have a dick and don't anymore, so I must have changed genders.

>>80896697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZuBPvq1mCo

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW REEEEEEE

which is most kino after james?

>>80896623
>all he eats is egg rolls and crappy store-bought cakes
Zebra cakes and those filled chocolate cupcakes are awesome.

You think the raw shame would compel these creatures into action to lose the weight, but they are weak and pathetic souls trapped in a feedback loop of their own worthlessness.

>>80897099
Once you start gaining weight it's a pretty deep spiral. Most of my weight I gained while I was in school and was depressed as fuck (300 was the heaviest in my Senior year). You keep lying to yourself about your weight and how it's (not that bad). I'm watching what I eat and I haven't went past 300 since. I've fluctuated a lot because once you live a super indulgent, sedentary life for 10+ years it's hard to get off of it. I don't make excuses for it anymore, I know I'm fat and it's my own fault, but keeping that weight off is hard. Losing it is super easy, it's just sticking to a plan.
>>80897157
That's scary, but I would kill myself if I went over 300 again.

>>80896953
I hate you.

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>>80897053

>>80896742

>Why won't you have sex with me anymore

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>>80897249

penny

>>80896383
If this is the one I'm thinking of, his girlfriend kept feeding him so she didn't have to deal with him yelling for food

Is there a single individual on this show that doesn't have an enabler?

>>80896070
I eat all that i can possibly stomach and I can't break 180-185 pounds. How the fuck do these people do it.

>>80896996
76 Kg

>>80897207
>Laaayyssuhhh... I uh... I went to the bathroom, and I need to get cleaned up.

Instantly disgusted in the first 30 seconds. They don't hold back on this show.

>>80897207
lmao, dumb fucking hick got exactly what he deserved. Life as a fat, immovable disgusting lard of toxic fumes being shovel-fed sausage patties by his bastard daughters.

>>80897048
What episode of Tim and Eric is this?

I weigh 632 pounds, ask me anything.

>>80897404

you have no idea how much worse it gets

>>80897390

They would die if they didn't have somewhere there to take care of their day to day activities, so no. You will not see a trampoline of a person without an enabler.

>>80897461

how do you live with the shame of being a biological failure?

>>80897207
>oooow, it hurts
>watch is lisa!

Jesus Christ, I'd smother him right there

>>80896996
230lb, 6'2". Thank god I have a girlfriend because with the way I eat I'd easily be pushing 275 without cardio. Thankfully i love sex and the beach.

>>80896363
Perpetration H

docfag here

one time we had this morbid obese guy that had sores so bad that it literally ate his ass out. The best way I can describe it, is like if someone cut a holes in your ass and proceeded to take an ice-cream scoop and scoop out all the fat and muscle, just leaving the skin behind. I had to get my med student to go elbow deep into one of this sores to clean some shit out, and he was telling me he could feel his bare vertebra. That shit was bananas. Anyway, thanks for reading, please like and subscribe

>>80897503
>

by the end, the only moment of joy i felt was when james was in intense pain due to MUH LEEEEEGS

he deserves every inch of pain he feels and more

>>80896996

179, 5'9 Down from 310

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Why are Americans so fucking fat?

>>80897207
>daughter got taken out of school just to care for this gastropod

Fuck me

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>taxpayer money is wasted dealing with these fat pieces of shit
force them to lose weight or put a fucking bullet in them.

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>>80897527

sugar

>gargantuan asshole has a gf and I don't

Oh come on

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>over 800 lbs and he has a gf and you dont

>>80896070
imagine being so fat you just watch yourself rot away

the one feeding him should be charged

>>80897497
Says the person on 4chan, I imagine your life is no less pathetic than mine. I'm honestly sick of this attuide that fat people are failures. What I choose to do with my life has no effect on you, I have no shame in my choices.

>>80897536
If you're going to start crying about wasted tax dollars, perhaps you should look elsewhere. Like to the president who goes golfing every weekend?

>>80897573
how does this happen

>>80897461
How do you even know you weigh that much? Do they come over and put you in a harness like a horse?

>>80896627

That sucks. When I used to shoot loads of heroin, I wouldn't take a crap for like a week and a half, until I'd inevitably have a hiccup scoring and would start to sober up a little bit. Then I'd have to get this enormous monster of a turd out, and it would hurt so much and bleed that I'd think I'd need to go the hospital so that they could cut me open to get it out.

Then I remembered all the anal porn that I'd seen, where these 100 pound girls were taking BBC up their ass with no problem, and I figured it wasn't much different than that, so just treat it like that. So I'd spend a few minutes with a whole bunch of lotion just preparing my asshole, working one, two, three fingers inside of it and all around. Then just give it a push, and you're done.

>>80897157
I think he said he was 400 by the time he graduated high school

>>80897530

his father has a stroke and james forces his father to re-finance his house to pay for travel to the texas hospital, where james wastes his time and manages to gain weight while ruining the lives of the rest of his family

everybody around him gives him everything they have left and it all goes into this black hole of screaming thankless blubber

>>80896996
130 skelebro

>>80897590
The president isn't a fat fucking failure, though.

>>80896996
250lbs, but I'm still 21% bodyfat so at least I haven't completely become a fat pos yet

>>80897512
At least he lost some weight, family

>>80897284
I dunno, mate. I'm from Portugal, where the cuisine is fairly healthy and there's no overindulgence of fast-food for the most part. There's not a lack of cheap, great food here at all, either, though, and it IS very caloric, according to wikipedia.

So it seems to me like to reach such a weight you'd have to actively push yourself to eat more than you feel like.

That or it's maybe genetics, I do notice that northern europeans and africans have a lot easier time putting weight due to lack of easily grabbable natural resources in their respective habitats.

>>80897590
>What I choose to do with my life has no effect on you

i live in the same world and have to exist in the same plane of reality as you and the fact that you exist disgusts me and lacerates my soul you unlovable mountain of worthless flesh

>>80897573

>gargantuan asshole as a gf
>gargantuan asshole has a daughter
>gargantuan asshole knows what its like to cum inside a vagina

just end it right here

>>80897527
It's sugar, and not counting calories. The sugar is an integral part of it. Going over 2000 calories isn't going to make you a lardass, it's overeating combined with a fat-coated liver and a consistently high blood-sugar.

>>80897590
>If you're going to start crying about wasted tax dollars, perhaps you should look elsewhere. Like to the president who goes golfing every weekend?
What I said isn't just about the US though, it's the same shit in other western countries.

>>80897608
That's fucking disgusting.

>watching interracial porn
Tyrone or cucklord?

>>80897527
Added sugar in everything and a general lack of knowledge as to what a human should normally eat

>>80897461
There's no way. I refuse to believe there's someone fatter than me on this hell site.

>>80897590
>If you're going to start crying about wasted tax dollars, perhaps you should look elsewhere.
No, he should look at the fat useless fucks who are nothing but a drain on society.

Coming from a country with free healthcare you have no idea how angry it makes me that peoples money is spent keeping these fucks alive and stuffing their faces.

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>>80896996
140 hungry skeletal

>Eat fast food everyday
>Still under 200
What am i doing wrong (or right)?

>>80897653
Nah, it's not genetics or anything, it's just not caring for half of your life. Just over time you start grabbing more and more of a side dish at dinner, then you're taking two pieces of meatloaf instead of one, and it just goes on like that.

>>80896504
POP OFF JAMES!

>>80897687

Never really get off to anything except lesbian porn, but you see things. Those gif ads with a two second loop of a cock just slamming hard. And yeah, I've done anal with girls, and there's no way I'd just pound it in, so I'm not sure why anyone would expect a big poo to be any different.

>>80896363
More fiber and water. Also don't hold your shits in.

>>80897604
I think it's a sort of emotionally abusive situation

It reminds me of otherwise seemingly normal women who are "duped" into going along with psychopathic serial killers, like the manson family

I think it's noteworthy that almost all of the enablers are women

>>80897637
No but he is a failure. My weight issues cost the tax payer money, yes, so does every other medical issue, and being fat isn't the only medical issue that is self inflicted.

Golfing on the weekends though? He could just not do that.

>B-But you could stop eating
Yeah, and that wouldn't suddenly stop medical bills.

>>80897726
>Coming from a country with free healthcare you have no idea how angry it makes me that peoples money is spent keeping these fucks alive and stuffing their faces.
Why are you commenting at all? Fucking commie, nobody cares what you think.

>nothing but a drain on society
Yeah that sounds like the President.

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>>80896504

>>80897735
>being this casual with Heather-posting
jesus dude

>>80897812
are you seriously larping as a 632 pounder

>>80896996
250 lbs. I'm 6'3 so it's not quite as bad as it sounds but I definitely need to lose some weight.

>>80897737
It's not fast food on its own that makes people fat

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>>80897812
>Why are you commenting at all? Fucking commie, nobody cares what you think
Stop speaking my language first cuck.

>>80896910
this I fucking just pretty much laid in bed and ate junk food for 6 years due to severe depression and I only hit 250 at my fattest

>>80896598
I feel like this guy was always wasted on Vice. He got just the right screen presence for a reporter

>>80896996
308, feels bad man. I comfort eat because I have nobody in my life, and a rich history of bipolar disorder.

Thankfully nobody loves me so when I get too fat to take care of myself I'll just die lol

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>>80897827
y-you too

>>80897737
You're eating at maintenance

>tfw my name is James
>Not fat though

Pls stop calling me

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Who /skeleton/ here?

>>80896598
Source me

>>80897737
Don't do that after 30

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>>80897812
>Fucking commie
>fat piece of shit that also calls people commies

im hungry, what should i eat

>>80896383
>H-HE A GUD BOI HE DINDU NUFFIN MUH ENABLERS
They're not fucking feeding him at gunpoint, are they? He asks for shitty food so they give it to him; if he actually wanted to lose weight this wouldn't be an issue. Coddling these people and acting as though they're helpless victims with zero agency is weak, retarded, and only contributes to the problem.

>being given his burger
>"you can take the paper away"

What the fuck is his problem?

>>80897965
poop

>>80896996
68kg, 1,78cm

>>80897575
would you want a gf like that though??

I'm watching Penny right now, she definitely doesn't seem as retarded or stupid as James. It seems her main problem is her cuck husband who buys everything for her including ice cream and cake and shit what a weak beta bitch fag of a man

>>80897965
two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>80897737
>How much fast food are you eating?
>How old are you?
>How active of a lifestyle do you lead?
If you eat nothing but fast food, even if you're not fat you must be seriously unhealthy.

>>80897984
>implying he can afford to burn precious calories removing the paper

>>80897590
>If you're going to start crying about wasted tax dollars, perhaps you should look elsewhere. Like to the president who goes golfing every weekend?

the president is a slightly higher priority than you

>>80897965
some pussy

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>>80897608
>mfw about to have dinner and reading this post

>>80896996
170 give or take 5 lbs.

Trying to cut a little fat for the summer but overall I look good.

>>80896996
435 down from 460.

:(

>>80898035
>the president is a slightly higher priority than you
So you're saying you'd rather pay taxes to fund gold trips than you would to keep a fellow human being alive?

That's pretty fucking edgy anon.

>>80897980
This so much. In this episode that I'm watching now.

James is such a manipulative asshole

His feeder/caretaker is constantly talking about making him happy, and that "if I don't bring him what he wants there's going to be an argument," everything she's doing for him is to sort of "keep the peace," and he probably rages and screams and knocks things over, throws things, or intentional tries to injure himself to get what he wants. Also an interesting part is when she's making him breakfast, her daughter says "he doesn't need that much," and she's all "it's what it takes to make him full." So I'm guess if he's not full there's a ruckus.

>>80896996
>5'9"
>156

>>80898085
Fatties aren't human

I tried to watch this but I couldn't watch any more after a minutes or so because it's so fucking disgusting

>>80897833
83% of every post in 4chan involving someone's info is larp

>>80898011
>she definitely doesn't seem as retarded or stupid as James
yet

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>>80898083
>Not the fattest fuck in this thread

>>80897965

Whatever it is, make sure it has lots of bell peppers and onions.

Bell peppers and onions are the perfect food.

>>80896996
192cm
67kg

>>80898083
Dude that's progress. That's like more weight than I'd want to carry around in my arms for a prolonged period. Just keep going, it's going to go slower, but keep going. Keep building those healthy habits. If you've lost 25 already I bet you have gotten to the point where you can deal with not having that full feeling after a meal, if you can deal with that and find other things in your life besides food to make you happy in the day, you can do it.

>>80898085
>to keep a fellow human being alive
You're not my fellow, abomination.

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>>80898085
The president provides me a service and is integral to the proper functioning of our entire governmental system, and it's fundamental that he's as comfortable and in the proper mindset at all times, and if that means golfing a couple times a month then so be it

What do you provide exactly?

>>80898133
>Bell peppers and onions are the perfect food
Reddit

what's with these threads all the time? how does this benefit the neo nazi, russian or pedo agenda?

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>>80898157
thank you buddy

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>>80898083

Improvement is improvement, anon! I believe in you!

>I'm Penny's full time care-giver so I can't go out and earn money, we're just living off her disability allowance

THERE'S THE PROBLEM RIGHT THERE, she's disabled because she's being enabled by the FUCKING government

whatever you subsidize you get more of

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>buy him a lovely rib-eye
>have to cut it up for him

wew

I fucking wish I could lose weight. I eat super healthy but I just have fat genes.
My parents and sisters are big too and there's really almost nothing you can domabout it when it's encoded in your DNA or whatever.

>>80897390
i think the two twin girls were the farthest away from the classic landwhale-enabler dynamic thats going on in most of these scenarios. I'm pretty sure most of these people just lie on camera and the whole thing started (and in some cases still goes on) as some feeder fetish shit, not because of mental issues.
The twins enabled each other too, but their backstory sounded believable and they seemed legitimately mentall fucked up.

>>80898177
>What do you provide exactly?
I'm an administer for pornhub.

>>80897262
There's very little nutrition in that. How is he still alive?

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>>80898188

Okay I can get how Bojack Horseman can get called reddit but how the hell are peppers and onions reddit?

>>80898093
I think it's co-mutual abuse

Sometimes when you love someone you've got to say "no", if you can't then it's a sign of immaturity on your part

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By any normal standards, dr now is a fat fuck himself. Left is amber, one of his ex land whales, me on the right

>>80898190

we need our race of white warrior children to be healthy and strong for the coming race war, not fat and bed bound like these champions of Nurgle

>>80896320
no one gives a fuck faggot pussy bitch

>>80896504
I don't get it, why do obese people get like crocodile skin on their legs?

>>80898201
The biggest thing though, the absolute biggest thing you need to succeed is things that are not food that you look forward to doing. Like "Oh boy, I can't wait to get home and work on my trains," or "Fuck yeah, class is over, time for some vidya." Anything like that that isn't "I can't wait for dinner," and you'll have a massive boon.

>>80898256
>Tom reaction images
Reddit

>>80896176
How did Sandra go from qt to uggo in a couple of years?

>>80898256
It's the tone the post was written in

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>>80898227
>muh genes
Sure thing fat ass

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>>80898284

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>>80898263
>tfw get hard seeing fat girls get skinny

any pics of her?

>>80898263
>Busy lifestyle
>Old
>HURRDURR HE IS FAT
Be more retarded

>>80898227
>I fucking wish I could lose weight. I eat super healthy but I just have fat genes.
It's less about eating super healthy and more about eating less, fatty. All you need to lose weight is a caloric deficit. It's not that hard.

>>80898227
Calories in clories out you fat fuck

>>80898227
pls be troll

>>80897512
if I was your trainee/medical student, I'd have made you promise to never make me do something like that again. what was his reaction?

>>80897390
There is an older episode where the guy was an accountant, I think his name was James as well but I could be wrong. He was fairly independent if I remember correctly, lost the weight after the surgery, got a qt gf then became paralyzed thru complications and had to be in a wheel chair. He ended up dying too. It's an earlier episode where they used to follow these people around for years and not just a few months.

>>80896350
He's obviously dying and wouldn't last more than a few more years in this state

>>80898263
>landwhale's arms

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>>80898312
Oh look more reddit.

>>80898264
but that's like the pedo spammer posting fat lolis. it doesn't make a lot of sense. can't you contain it to /pol/?

>>80896363
Stop looking at your shit and problem is gone.

>>80898333
>>80898336
No, that myth has pretty much been disproven.
All you can do with my genes is make sure you eat healthy so your organs get their proper nutrients, but the fat is pretty much there to stay :/

>>80898263
Why is Fabio there?

>>80896996
5'11"

160lbs

most people that have posted are fatasses

>>80897262
Do white people even eat those?

Is What's Eating Gilbert Grape a good movie?

>>80896363
Become straight.

>>80898388
Why not

>>80898327
I dont want any of your excuses nowza, you're fat and unless you lose 80lbs in 5 minutes you can fuck off

>>80898227
Bait

>>80896363
stop taking dicks up your pooper

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>>80896953
I audibly dry-heaved thanks

>>80897207
>this slab of pus and meat has a fucking girlfriend, friends, and a daughter
The only solace I get from this is the fact that his embarrassing excuse of an existence and wails of agony are preserved for eternity

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>>80898374

but now you're reddit also

>>80898385
fat can always be burned
you might have to work harder than others but it does burn

what this guy needs is a replacement addiction. heroin maybe. get him on that for a few months and he'll loose all interest in eating. then wean him off the heroin. not a risk free plan, of course.

So his legs look gangrenous as fuck, shouldn't they amputate them?

>>80896390
I can understand how someone can get fat. I can even understand how someone can get obese, provided they can still function and live a relatively normal life.

But I just don't get how you can get so fat you can't get up to shit. If I was ever in a state where I needed help to clean my turds off me, that's when I'd either kill myself or decide then and there I have to do something

>>80898419
touché

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>>80898263
It's progress.Big progress.

>>80897461
Post pics.

Also, do you ever have a satisfying shit? I mean when I eat junk food like pizza or whatever my shits are always bad. They're never as good as when I eat healthy and with a lot of fiber (clean breaks, minimal wiping, no forcing them out etc))

>>80898385
>No, that myth has pretty much been disproven.
What genes alter the laws of thermodynamics, anon?

>>80898432
>a fucking girlfriend

dude, she's a haggard old roastie with three other kids before he met her. they lived on the same street, he's not some player

>>80897207
>has friends that literally wipe his ass for him
>likely provides nothing in terms of the relationship

HOW

>>80898483
it'd be pretty hard to kill yourself if you can't get out of bed

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>>80898436
>Picture of a chicken
Couldn't be more reddit.

>>80896996
130 6'0"
until recently ive been about 15 pounds underweight, not that i dont eat, my mom and dad are just both twigs for life so as am i

>>80896540
Nature will take care of itself before long with this one

>>80896996
160lbs

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Anyone else think he's kinda qt?

Only his face I mean

>>80896996
225lbs

>>80897322
Literally my pregnant wife.

Bitch you're fat as fuck and I rather jerk in the bathroom than poke my baby

>>80896504
Suicide Squad won an oscar for makeup this good

>>80898500
The law of thermodynamics works in a physics lab, but the human body is a lot more complex than that

>>80896742
>Drive down your street one day.
>Your neighbor is washing Mars on his porch.

>>80896996
>5'8", 169. I went down to 159 from 172 two years ago, but college got harder and I got lazier, so I'm back to square one.

>>80898556
No, he looks like that twitter numale cuck that hangs out with the camel

>>80898475
I was asking myself the same question. Even if he would lose all the weight, his legs would be fucked up beyond repair, wouldnt they?

>james' gf acting sad but really just praying for him to die
>yeah have some cheesecake sweetie

>>80896996
180

>>80897207
>I went to the bathroom and I need to be cleaned up
>I rely on my girlfriend and my daughter
>His fucking daughter cleans shit out of his asshole
Putting aside anything else, how can someone do that to their kid? I'd sooner kill myself than be that burdon.

Why don't they kill fat people and feed their fat to africans.

>>80898575
>wife using pregnancy as an excuse to get fat

Should've sorted that out beforehand

>>80898475

that would be funny

imagine them putting him to sleep and then chainsawing his legs off and him waking up and realizing. and Dr. Now is there like "look James! you've lost almost half your weight overnight! well done! ha ha ha!" it's not like the fat fuck was ever going to use them anyway

>>80896697
I want to ejaculate on her is this normal?

>>80898556
Yeah, he'd be attractive if he weren't such a fat fuck. It's really a waste of Chad genetics

I mean, just look at that hair

>>80898483

he's pushing the human body to its very limits, eating so much his cells are bursting and his body is visibly breaking down and unable to function

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>>80898598
I know that feel.

>used to have abs
>could run 15 miles easily and swim right after
>could run up a mountain without stopping

I'm starting again, but fuck I forgot how painful it was.

>>80896742
Hey, at least she can stand

>>80898475
Seeing as he's bed-ridden too the muscle has probably atrophied to the point of uselessness

Just no point in him having them at all

>>80898584
Definitely bait

>>80898626
It gets worse, the daughter was pulled out of school to take care of this beast.

>>80897590
>If you're going to start crying about wasted tax dollars, perhaps you should look elsewhere. Like to the president who goes golfing every weekend?
I'm for better government healthcare but people like you are everything that sucks with the system, just abusing it because of how lazy and weak-willed you are.

>>80898620

she's like the dude in monty python meaning of life

come on, james, just one more mint. down it goes now.

>>80897608
I only shit maybe once a week and I don't have to do that. But I only shit really small round balls that I have to push for like 20 minutes per ball. And maybe every two weeks I'll have a day where I shit constantly all normal/diahierra mixture so it comes out in seconds. I don't do heroin though.

>>80896070
He felt he deserved it since he was in Texas and travelled so far

Once or twice a month he lifted 4 pound weights a few times as a work out

He treated himself to four large chinese take away dinners piled together on a plate, with two egg rolls each night for dinner

For desert he would have cake and ice cream

Throughout the day he would consume 8 litres of soft drink

For breakfast, he would have three packets of assorted chocolates, toast with eggs and sausages

For lunch, two loafs of bread with various toppings, chocolate, fried chicken and packets of chips

>this fat fuck has a wife and daughter

HOW

>>80898659
sounds like a trashy horror flick

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>>80898533

It's an ostrich, retard

>>80898483
I think, unironically, that it's sort of genetic

Not muh metabolism or anything, I mean that kind of mindset that doesn't say "stop", or having an absence of a voice in your head that says "you can't physically move, you have to change".

>>80897048
Sounds like he'll have to cut down on transfats

>>80898793
thats not genetic thats mentality.

People who get this fat are mentally ill.

>>80896248
Being /fit/ means you can eating whatever you want compared to what inactive people can.

>that indian (?) doctor when he first sees him
>James is writhing in pain
>"howya doin?"

top kek

>>80896996
180 5'9"

I need to fucking jog after this thread

>>80898793
>I mean that kind of mindset that doesn't say "stop", or having an absence of a voice in your head that says "you can't physically move, you have to change".
pretty sure that's exactly the less genetic part of it.

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>>80898306
jej

>>80898849
He's Iranian

>>80898692
Shit, when I was in my teens I had a six pack, I was training 5 days a week and playing games on Sundays, had girls eyefucking me throughout the whole fucking summer whenever I went to some pool
>mfw didn't do anything because I was a fucking sperg loser
When the FUCK are we getting time travel?

>>80898877
If you did it once you can do it again, but it will just be harder this time

>>80896996

5'10
177

a little chubby but working on it slowly

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>Be me
>300 or so pounds of disgusting subhuman meat
>Hate myself, have no support from loved ones
>Continue eating, but not in vast amounts
>Gained 100 pounds over about seven years
>These people weight twice as much in a third of the time
>mfw watching these families support their bloated whalekins.
Having nobody in your life is a blessing, these people should have their support taken away.

>>80898492
good on her, she's cute. hopefully she's a good root though, that body would be a nightmare once the clothes come off

>>80898825
I think the mentality, specifically delayed gratification, might be genetically determined though

Environmental factors can help weak-willed people push through I guess but I still think it takes a certain pre-determinism to end up with that mindset

>>80897207
Better link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPsiFomaK8

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>>80897965

Fuck these threads

>>80897457
James is way fatter than her, yet his face is way less hideous.

>>80898913
Seek help now before you exceed the weight limit

>>80898913
What support do you need to eat less?

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>>80896996
120 at the moment, I'm Auschwitz mode but trying to get out of it.

>>80898949
t. James

>>80897614
Dude spoilers

>>80896363
Ask a doctor.

>>80896996

67kg
6ft

>Weigh 180 pounds
>Family already calls me a fatass

>>80897396
156lbs, I was 140lbs last November. Am remedying it, cos that's what normal people with self-respect do. These 600lb things aren't people, they should melt them down and make candles out of them.

>I don't think he's going to live through the year. I'm just worried I'm going to lose the man I love and my best friend. I live for James.
>Cut to James
>I live for food

Savage

>>80898951
Proving once more that men are better than women :^)

>>80896504
BOOMER!!!!

>>80897393
Badabapbapaaaaah, they're lovin' it.

>>80896996
183 cm and 82 kg.

>>80896070
>>80897980

This mutant is no longer a human being and should not be treated as such: rather, he's an experiment in the concept of the feasibility of car-sized men, and showcases the obvious issues when you attempt to pack a ton of weight into a body style not suited for that much mass.

>>80896598
What's this from?

>>80898851
Hey, same height and weight as me.
I do fifty push-ups, and fifty squats every time I go to the bathroom, or microwave something because of these threads.

>>80898906
Yeah but I'm too old now, I'm still on the slim side but I just don't see the point, I should've taken those chances back then.

>>80897637
He is, he just fails upwards.

>>80898962
I've exceeded the weight limit already, and I'm not going to be a burdon by seeing a doctor.

Baron harkonnen?

>>80898743
I don't think thats normal or healthy anon, you migh want to see a doctor.

What the fuck, did his skin layer decide to just give up on growing over his sack of fat?

>>80899102
How old are you?

>>80899097
>fifty push-ups, and fifty squats every time I go to the bathroom, or microwave something
Damn, certainly something to aspire to I guess. I've mostly just been fucking around with dumbbells.

>>80896598
WHAT'S THE OTHER PROJECT???

>>80896996
164, 6ft

>>80896996

115 lbs exactly. Better a skellington than a freak.

>>80899041
He obviously doesn't really give a shit about his family, what kind of father approves of his daughter being taken out of school to full-time care for him?

You can also hear when he makes those "oow" noises when he's getting moved. It's a whiny, childish "ow", not a serious expression of pain

Honestly came to hate the guy by the end of it

>>80898626
>he pulled his daughter out of high school at 15 so that she could bring him food and wipe shit off of his rotting ass
>he makes his girlfriend sleep on the floor next to his bed so that if he shits himself in the middle of the night she can clean him right away
>he made his aging father who'd recently had a stroke refinance his home to pay for a weight loss trip to Texas where he stayed for a year, failed to lose the weight required for surgery multiple times, and ultimately gained over a hundred pounds
>he had two kids with a married woman and had her husband raise them for the next ten years thinking they were his
M-M-M-MUH ENABLERZ!

>>80899154
The one opposing that shit I guess

>>80898743
Are you a rabbit? Mom! A rabbit is on 4chan!

>>80899150
29

>>80898771
>arguing about giant poultry on the internet

no one except your stupid little friends on /r/chickenlovers cares

>>80898083

Don't give up anon, if you do you'll become the thing in the OP~!

>>80899154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>>80899212
>too old
>29
Lmao

>>80897207
Thanks
>>80898662
Yes

>>80898849
he says that to everyone you fucking newfag redditor

>>80899231
It is for certain things

>>80899191
If all those people didn't do those things and he'd been told "no" once in a while then this wouldn't have happened and he would've learned

Not saying your wrong, he's mostly to blame but there's obviously two sides to it

The gf probably gets some sort of innate pleasure on being a perpetual carer to an oversized baby

>>80899191
>he pulled
>he makes
>he made
He didn't make anyone do anything. James and people like him are not completely to blame for their weight, obviously its a big issue but their family are just as bad, if not worse. They are not helping by enabling him, they need to do what is right even if the lardo hates them for it.

>>80899260
So you'll never be a ballerina. Boo hoo.
If you keep thinking your life is over, you'll waste even more time.

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Go on /tv/, have a nibble

>>80897512
>making a med student do that

Did he still become a doctor after?

>>80896996
140lbs

5'6

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>>80899318
>If you keep thinking your life is over, you'll waste even more time.
Talk is easy, change is hard. Why try? I'll just fail, and nobody cares if I don't.

>>80899318

>yfw male ballerinas get prime pussy 24/7

i want to go back and be a faggy dancer

>>80896861
That's just his final form emerging

>>80898748
>Once or twice a month he lifted 4 pound weights

tbf you've got to factor in the weight of his arms

>>80899216

FUCK YOU IT'S AN OSTRICH

>>80899318
Yeah I'm still lifting and eating healthy, I guess I need to go harder, thanks motivationbro

>>80897512
Is it normal to pee blood during the full moon?

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>>80899318
>If you keep thinking your life is over, you'll waste even more time.
That's a good quote.