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Daily reminder that the individual responsible for Phil Hartman's murder was immortalized by Star Trek: Voyager.

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>>80891966
For me, its Farscape.

>>80892097
nobody knows what this is, stop spamming

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>>80892239
>he hasn't sunk 70 hours of his life into watching a masterpiece

>>80892097
>memescape

lmao

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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>>80891966
>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin

guys I'm about to watch Star Trek 5. What am I in for? You liked it?

>>80893080
it's meh.

that's all.

meh.

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>tfw you will never see her naked

>>80893153
she probably has an evil maneating borg vagina

>>80893080
It's pretty bad. Though it won't piss you off in the way Nemesis or Into Darkness does, and it has some good parts. Also Prometheus ripped off its plot.

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>It's a holodeck episode

>>80893252
>it's a 'holograms have rights' episode

>>80893252
why is their a rat in that bed

>>80892082

at least he was pretty good in the episode.

>>80893153

>tfw you will never be in de underground fuck dungeon where her husband had random stagers fuck her.

>it's a 'quark controls a klingon house' episode

>>80891966
i laughed my ass off when i seen this i was just too damn funny

>>80891966
>It's a Janeway is a cold blooded murdering psychopath episode

>>80893617
>it's a 'quark realizes he actually loved that random kilngon chick and goes through a huge ordeal to fucker her' episode

>>80893782
Love isn't about sex

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>>80893153

>>80894274
>tfw her abusive husbands forced her into swinger clubs

>>80894301
>implying swingerism isn't women's idea

>>80892835
Much better.

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>>80893617
The Ferengi control a great deal of things

>>80893153
The footage is out there. We just have to be patient.

>>80895235
When will the Federation stamp out the eternal Ferengi?

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>>80894274

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>>80894301

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>It's an Irish village episode

>>80895905
Yeah, posting stale inaccurate unfunny uninteresting copypasta doesn't at all address the fact that swingerism is driven by women's interests.

You've never even once been to a swinger party, have you?

Why can't the universal translator translate klingon?

>>80896015
>inaccurate
It's not

>>80897391
>it's a troi episode

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>it's a Worf episode

>>80896297
Yes it is.

>>80897565
Read the last post

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>>80897495
Say that to my face trashman and not in cyberspace see what happens

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>>80898147

>people unironically acknowledging voyager

disgusting

Why do people always say that Star Trek is for homosexuals? What is it about it that appeals to the homosexual community?

>>80891966
>>"Please state the nature of your medical emergency"
>your

>>80892082
how is andy dick responsible for Phil Hartman's wife's murder-suicide. Joe Rogan tells it like she was always like that until she finally put a 38 caliber period on it.

>>80892082
Jon Lovitz detected

>>80901639
She had been clean for a bit until Andy Dick gave her some drugs, next night she killed Phil and herself.

>>80901815
>Stopping before you get to the dick

>>80902399
Then the drug user is to blame.

>>80902399
So it's Andy Dick's fault? Why stop there? It's the dealer that supplied him that killed Phil. Or maybe we should blame the Colombians

Obviously this is Phil Hartman's fault, as his success and fortune helped pay for the drugs.

>>80902399
I'm the guy who asked, and I see your point.
In that case; I blake Joe Rogan himself for not keeping Andy in line.

It's Dave Foley's fault. If he hadn't broken up Kids in the Hall, Andy Dick and Phil Hartman wouldn't have met on set of NewsRadio.

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>>80893252
It's a Romulan trickery episode

Why are Romulans so scum?

>>80903148
>ywn wipe out the romulan menace

Why live?

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>>80903213
>Hobus was an inside job

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>>80898271

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>>80893658
That episode is called Star: Trek - Vortex

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>>80899016
always thought it had to do with the p0desta doppelganger

>>80897428
i thought he was wearing a giant boot for a second

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>>80903573

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>it's a Data episode where he reminds someone that he cannot feel anything

>>80895793
What do you think they did with those costumes?

>>80903758
heh'd

>>80903061
Why did Dave Foley break up Kids in the Hall? And also the SJW's are at fault. Homo acceptance ruined Scott Thompson's career!

>>80895793
I wish they introduced 7of9 in First Contact with the Borg Queen as her top assistant.

Also, for the Borg Queen, they should have cast June Wheeler.

7of9's first line: "This isn't Disneyworld, Data"

>>80903061
Come on anon. Hartman's wife was batshit crazy, she probably would have killed him at some point anyway.

>>80893517
Lmao forgot about that thanks Anon

It's anybody's fault except the cunt that pulled the trigger, huh?

If we're just going to continue treating them like incompetent children, then take their rights of free agency away. Women should never have been emancipated in the first place.

>>80908236
Gender aside, rights should properly be linked to land ownership.

>>80906582
>borg
>assistant
The Borg Queen is just a manifestation of the focused intent of the Collective, not a separate being.

>>80909012
She's clearly a separate being and this fact cannot be denied.

>>80903573
>>80903798
no no no no NO

whys /trek/ been so shit this last week

>>80909012
Throwing in a Night Court joke... Trek sci-fi rules should bend

>>80909012
Until Unimatrix Zero, I was still willing to pretend that your lies are true.

But with all that shit of her getting angry and shouting at her rogue drones, and getting pouty when thinking of Seven, and smiling gleefully when she thinks she's going to best Janeway, it's clear that she's not the Borg. She's the stupid individual who controls them.

>>80909236
Mostly because of you and your puerile contrarianism.

>it's a Janeway lets Voyager get captured and has to retake it episode

>>80902802
The guy that invented cocaine is to blame. Actually his mother is to blame. Fuck that bitch.

>>80909578
I remember an interview where Dave Foley joked he thought it would be easier if Matthew Brock was playing Andy Dick. I don't follow these people enough to know if he was facetious.

Phil Hartman's wife is definitely to blame for his murder. She committed the crime.

But, is Andy Dick completely blameless?

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>>80895947
>The way they're holding those joysticks
You posted this as bait, didn't you.

3/10 you made me grumpy.

>>80901815
Shame this is a gif the size of a postage stamp and not a WebM

>>80912182
What the fuck is a webm?

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>>80911355
i got a joystick for ya

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>>80904453
They might have sold a few. Others might be on display.

>>80893080
It's pretty cheesy. Good comfykino though.

I just started watching Voyager again as an adult because it's my wife's first time going through Star Trek, and it's disgusting how fucking lazy it is. Like everyone is just totally okay with being stranded across the Galaxy, everyone's fine with the Maqui being forced into the crew, it's all just a-ok, let's have absolutely 0 episodes with any real character development or GOD FORBID drama.