>"I was cured alright." Shut the movie off right there.

>>80887444
This is a dumb joke but you actually gave me a chuckle

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>"The horror...the horror..."

Turned it off after that.

>>80887490
well the good news is you almost made it to the end, just missed a few closing shots and the credits...

>>80887444
>Frankly my dear, I just don't fucking care
That's where I turned it off.

>>80887444
So, right at the end? Good job, OP. You watched a movie in full. Well done.

>>80887612
Yep, turned it off then turned 360 degrees and walked away from the tv

>>80887444
THEY WERE HOT. WANKED LOTS OF TIMES TO THIS SCENE

>>80887444
This fuck is this? A movie for ants?

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>>80888161
>He doesn't watch his kino in 480p

>>80887612
>Well done.

Stopped reading right there.

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>"Whats is that, some type of ALIEN?"

You should have seen how hard i through the VHS back into the Redbox kiosk.

>>80888233
>not watching your kino at 2p

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>"don't stop-"
dropped this fugazi show right there

Clockwork Orange definitely wasn't the film I thought it would be. My first impression was that it was going to be post apocalyptic British gang-tribal wars between the survivors Robin hood them, but I was severely disappointed on how it came about when it continued...

It was just trash, pure trash. The main character was glorious and I loved how he acted, but the overarching plot was atrocious in my opinion. It focused too much on institutions and bureaucracy of the Main Character's condition excessively. This film is definitely an acquired taste.

>>80887490

>It Ain't Me starts playing

Turned it off then and there, I'm so tired of this shit

>>80888636
>not watching kino projected on to the moon through a telescope

>>80887444
the greatest ending shot?

>>80888828
trash/10 critique m8 lad to be brutally honest with you

>>80887560
>the credits

>>80888734
me too. I couldn't give it a second chance

>>80888552
>how hard i through the VHS
did you meant threw, you ignorant bastard?

Someone post the drawing

>>80889671
You can't project through a telescope, idiot

>watching movie in theater
>watching end credits
>no post credits scene

Walked out the theater at that point.

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>>80890678
You watch the projection through the telescope, ya dick

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>You know what you are? Just a dirty son of a AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Turned it off right there. Couldnt stand it anymore.

>>80890934
Me and my brothers always burst out laughing at this, it's ridiculous

>>80890859
You can't watch movies through your dick, mucus brain

>>80890802
>He missed the mid-trailer scene that plays before the next movie

>>80887444
>Watching JOI
>"alright, now I want you to lick up all your cu-"
>close video

Every goddamn time.

>>80887444
I don't get it, it was a joke?

>>80891009
Well, you just haven't tried hard enough, buckaroo

>>80891481
I'm not your buckaroo, kemosabe

>>80891173
>he doesn't consume his own jizzm
Faggot.

>>80891602
At that point you just recycling proteins, you're not gaining anything. Eating someone else's jizz on the other hand…