Crossing legs like a bitch

L O L

I don't cross my legs, but place my ankle on my other leg.

>>80887125
All these guys reduced the available space for their package by no less than 50%

they have microscopic balls

>>80887125
You're just fat OP. I have a big dong, and i can sit like that just fine.
Don't make fun of celebrities to feel better about your bean.

>>80887318
Literally not even fat

I just have a huge cock, all the girls that I've been with have said so so it must be true.

Why do they sit like that anyway? It's not comfortable.

Chicken-legged weaklings.

>>80887405
idk, I want to see a male celebrity manspreading the fuck out of the couch. Like taking up over 1/3rd of it, forcing the others to their side.

>>80887125
>>80887405
>>80887473
Common everyone, we are having a circlejerk.
Sit down and grab each others dick, don't be shy.

>>80887125

You'll notice that all these guys are on the slim side. Your twizzler and doublebubbles kinda go underneath the leg crossing over. You're just too fat.

>>80887125
It's comfy desu
I have a decent shlong and it causes 0 discomfort unless I purposely grab my nuts with my legs or something

>>80887623
>tfw thunderthighs
I had to go full anorexic just so that I could wear anything other than baggy jeans.

>>80887581
>childish insults

Moron.

>>80887623
>fat

Because that's the only thing that can increase thigh size? Ever heard of muscle, you pathetic creature?

>>80887623
My BMI is 18, and sitting like that is uncomfortable.

>>80887727
>calls someone out for "childish insults"
and then, like 10 words later
>Ever heard of muscle, you pathetic creature?

>>80887841
I don't think I've ever heard a kid insult someone with "pathetic creature"

That kid would be awesome though.

>>80887883
there are pretentious kids too

>>80887125
In my country, people that sit like that are guaranteed to be gay. But yeah, I guess everyone in Hollywood had a gay experience at one point in their life.

>>80887318
This. Sorry about your little pee-pee, OP.

>>80887125
Fuck off. Me and my wife's son sit like this all the time. It's comfortable.

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>>80887727

Even roided freaks don't get huge buildups on their upper inner thigh. If your legs are rubbing together when you walk, it's not because you're super strong.

I find it comfortable, at least in small doses. I can't sit that way comfortably for over 15 minutes, but I also don't feel comfortable sitting with my legs uncrossed for over 30 minutes. A large part of this goes down to proportions. My thighs are 22 inches in circumference, my balls are 5 inches in circumference, and my flaccid penis is 4 inches in circumference. Everyone needs to properly list their measurements to understand what proportions can make this a comfortable pose.

>>80887974
>strong guys have a thigh gap
>posts a pic that refutes this
excellent point sir

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If its good enough for him, its good enough for me

>>80888121
He may be roguishly handsome, but he still has tiny balls.

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>>80888229
He has a notoriously large dick, i'm sure his balls are fine.

It depends on the pants,the chair, sometimes it's comfortable, sometimes not so much.

>>80887125
perhaps you just have really fat legs, OP, maybe that's why you can't do this

>>80887974

Dude, well i agree the anon you're responding to is probably just fat, roided up freaks definitely do have legs that rub together. I mean your legs are covered in muscle, make those muscles big enough and they'll rub together.

Al Pacino sits like that in The Godfather

>>80888473

I wasn't making my point very well, but what I was trying to say was that you have to be a roided up freak with cantaloupes on the outside before your upper inner thigh gets huge. The "your" part was meant to refer to Anons, as I'm assuming there aren't a bunch of roided up bodybuilders shitposting on /tv/, and that their thigh chafing problems are because of fat.

Anon seemed like he was saying that thighs rub together because of muscles, and I was trying to say that that's only for roided up freaks, not you. I mean, it could be that this place is filled with bodybuilders, but it probably leans cushy.

>>80887125
I can't cross my legs on the fact that I'm a short guy and I don't want to brag but my legs are strong.

I can sit like that fine and I have a perfectly above average penor. Maybe my balls are small.

So now that the dust has finally had time to settle, OP BTFO.

>>80887363
Pathetic

Gentlemen are associated with sitting in this position. It's effeminate and non-threatening.

The figure-4, or cross legged sitting position is primarily associated with Americans and shows dominance and confidence.

Don't read too much into and do what feels natural, as if it's fake people will catch on pretty quickly.

>>80887125
homos

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>>80888084
only girls should do that

>>80887810
18 is fat for a man anon

>ITT: Boys with tight balls not understanding the anatomy of men with hangers

Look, let's say I decide to sit like these faggots on the toilet, not that I'd ever do it, but let's just be hypothetical. My balls will be hanging out inside the toilet bowl, away from my body. I'm sorry to paint a visual, but hopefully you can all understand. Men who can sit like this aren't literally squeezing their nuts between their thighs. Small testicles would not somehow make clamping ones testicle under the full weight of a human leg any easier, nor are these men squeezing their flaccid cocks with their thighs. And, ss you all know, testicles are below cocks. Essentially, a pocket is created, where one's twig and berries can rest, free from pressure and weight.

Hope I cleared that up for some of you.

>>80887125
Whenever I see men sit like that, my first thought is that they must be queer.

>>80887125

It's comfortable. People would always tell me that it meant i had small dick and balls. I have an average sized ballsack (albeit pretty stretchy), but a pretty big penis. Big enough that going to the bathroom in public is a nightmare because it'll flop around and touch the water/bowl if im not careful. But I can still cross my legs no problem.

But idk it suits my twinky aesthetic to do so. Just imagine you're Prince while you do it. then you feel cool. Really cool.

>>80892523
no? healthy BMI is 20-25

>>80887125
Only real men do this. Little scared insecure cuck bitches like OP are constantly overcompensating

How big your thighs are is a big factor. These guys have chicken legs.

why the fuck would a man cross his legs like a fucking faggot?

>>80887125
>My fish and tackle must be huge because I cannot cross my legs like this without significant discomfort.
You're probably just fat
Honestly, you can just move it out of the way

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>>80887974
Who said anything about body builders?

That's a shit example because they have LOW FAT.

Decent amount of muscle (ie. not a chicken legged loser) + normal amount of fat = big thighs.

Guy in pic doesn't enter speedo parades so he doesn't have low fat - do you think he'd be crossing his legs in the same way as the 'men' in the OP?

>>80892209
why?

>>80887125
It's that bad for your posture.

>>80893792
*isnt

>>80887125
cock on top balls on the bottom, or have yours not dropped yet?

>>80893364
>overcompensating

Yeah, to hear faggots tell it, everyone who is disgusted by faggots are actually secret faggots.

Oh, the projection.

Can it, you sniveling sissy. That shit doesn't work anymore.

>>80893394
projecting

>>80895281
pathetic post

>>80895494
faggot post

its so comfortable, I would do it all the time but its bad for your back

>>80887177
I do that too but it hurts my ankle so I stop after a while.

because if they didn't cross their legs they would be manspreading or whatever you americucks call it

>>80887177

This is normal. Crossing them thigh to thigh is pure faggotry

>>80887125
Same tbqh. When I do certain stretches at the gym I have to move my junk out of the way to avoid crushing it. Shit is annoying as fuck.

it's easy when you aren't a fatass

>>80887125
Masculinity so fragile: The Thread.

6 inch chad here

I can cross my legs just fucking fine OP what are you on about

>>80887125
I have very big balls but Im not sure if that is good.

>>80896241
well go have some sex then if your dick is just that big!!

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They all have bitch boy body types and feminine hips. I would never sit like that it just doesn't even compute in my mind. My balls are also huge.

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>>80892209

>>80887318
I weight 120 pounds and i can't cross my legs like that comfortably

You've got tiny balls anon get over it

>>80893114
>when you're in a gross public restroom and your sack presses against the cold toilet bowl below the rim
Hate this

>>80893540
>>80896251
t. Leg day skippers

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>sitting in a feminine stance

>>80887125
They're all progressives that's why

People do it because they're either

>cultured

>wealthy

>educated

>businessmen

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>>80887125
This is acceptable according to me. Crossing legs for men is not

>>80896454
This man has a good point. Anyone got evidence that conservatives do this? Never seen Kurt Russell cross his legs like a bitch.

I don't know about you guys, but my balls are extremely mobile and can shift very easily, also retract into my crotch entirely. Usually when I really need a poo for some reason.

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>>80896454

/thread

>>80896529
I sit like this all the time, but I find OP's sitting style to be extremely uncomfortable.

>>80896529
That is the only way a man should cross their legs... unless they happen to be a faggot.

I do it.

For the most part is because I have long awkward legs and it's just the most comfortable way to sit most of the time. Plus if your on your feet allot (I work 10 hour work days) it's one of the few times a day I'm not on my feet. So it's nice to cross the legs and angle them so I'm can give them a rest.

>>80888084
I just lost some respect for this show

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>>80887125
This baffles me too. I always sit like James Gandolfini. If you are a man, why would you not want to spread out and conquer as much sitting territory as possible?

To be fair, I am kinda fat.

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>>80896538
What did he mean by this posture?

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>>80896846
I'm not even fat but if I'm on a really plush couch I have to do this or my enormous balls get pushed into my pelvis

>>80896925
My husbando

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>>80887727
>""childish insults""
>when the entire conceit of the thread is a childish insult

>>80896846
>If you are a man, why would you not want to spread out and conquer as much sitting territory as possible

t. Gorilla

>>80897528
>t. Gorilla

t. nu-male

>>80887363
Why do you sound so underage?

>>80887363
I have a big dick and i dont have any trouble at all in crossing my legs, just learn how to behave you uneducated monkey

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>>80898608
I have a big dick too, and I find crossing my legs unbearably uncomfortable, though I think that has more to do with the male pelvic bone than anything else.

Do you sit and piss too?

Why do guys care about the size of other guy's dicks?

>>80887125
It looks better tbqh.

>>80898535
>>80898893
Settle down dicklets, men are talking.

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>>80887125
>OP

>>80898982
I'm a girl though. You guys sound like faggots

>bragging about the size of your dick on the internet

>>80887883
>"pathetic creature"
>thinks it's an awesome insult
kill yourself

>>80887318
It's about the balls, not the dick, raisin-nuts.

>>80895281
any normal person upon first hearing about homos are disgusted but since you're part of society you handle it and with time it becomes a non-issue. stop being a faggot

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>Being so bothered by how other men sit you make a thread about it

>>80899242
>faggot telling me what's normal

No. You're not normal.

>>80899331
perhaps you're the kind of person to spend his afternoons complaining about fatties, niggers and homos, right? forever reminding yourself of how much disgusting they all are?

kill yourself

>>80887125

I'm trying to sit like this right now and I'm not even sure how they do it

>>80895494
except he's right. did it cut a little too close to home?

>>80887125
>Disrespecting Tom Hanks

Absolutely despicable.

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>>80899459
>being this inflexible and out of shape

>>80899523

I literally weigh 120 pounds. It just hurts no matter how I do it

>Muh big balls and dong

Protip: One of your nuts sags lower so you can be able to cross your legs.

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>too insecure to be comfortable

el oh fucking el

They do it to avoid if their trousers fold up at the crotch when they sit, because then it would look like they've an erection and then pics would be spread around. It's probably very uncomfortable for them but better than having every shitty blog talking about their "tiny penis" because women don't know how some trousers work

>>80899459
You just position the junk on top not sandwiched between legs, hands down pants and scoop it all up then shake hands with ball sweat, its the most alpha thing you can do. Try it at a job interview.

>>80899394
Faggots don't get to dictate to the rest of us what is and isn't normal. Sorry. It doesn't work like that.

I'm a huge faggot with a tiny dick so I just find it comfortable.

>>80899587
>>80899523
>having a babydick

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>not sitting like an eunuch

>>80899583
Just because you're thin doesn't mean you're in good shape. Stand up, bend over without bending your knees, how far down can you touch? Forget toes, if you can't at least do ankles, you're way out of shape.

How many of the guys ITT, who defend sitting with your legs crossed, do you think also pee sitting down?

>>80887125
Sitting like that is so uncomfortable I have never understood why guys do it.

Come to think of it, the only guys I have ever seen sitting like that are on TV. I never see dudes in real life sitting like that, my friends and family certainly don't. What the fuck? Do people think it looks sophisticated? It looks fucking gay.

>>80900268
i never cross my legs and i sit down and pee all the time. when i gotta shit i pee and poop simultaneously. i kinda lean to the side like how dogs pee

>>80887125
In my entire life I've never sat like that. That's how a woman sits.

I mean its like peeing sitting down; sure I could do it that way, but don't hold your breath nigga.

>>80896529
I used to do that, but try actually looking at the picture you posted and seeing how shit it looks.

>>80900268
i unironically pee sitting down if i wake up in the middle of the night.

>>80887405
It's fine when your not 450 lbs

>>80900501
It doesn't?

It's rude as shit if you're on a bench or pew or whatever and it's crowded, but it's not shit by an means.

>>80900104

I can do ankles

You can be fit without being flexible anyway

>>80887363
The funniest part is I think you're actually trying.

>>80900104
Is there such a thing as somebody who can't touch their toes? Is that a common thing in America? You don't need to be anywhere near "in shape" to touch your toes. Just less than 80 years old.

>>80898809
Well I definitely have the biggest dick in this thread and I can cross my legs. I mean I have a booster seat on my toilet so my penis doesn't touch the water when I poop.

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I do it.

Especially when I need to write or work on something it provides a decent impromptu writing surface at a convenient high.

I am a 26 year old virgin with a 5 inch dick tho. My balls are pretty large tho thanks to Varicoceles.

It's old school classy in a way that's verging on Fedora i guess but it can be comfortable and most men are masculine enough to pull it off. Look at McConaughy and Tom Hanks there. Who would give a shit.

>>80900829
I'm 30, I spend most of my time sitting on my bubble butt and never stretch. I'm not fat and I can't touch my toes. Shit, I probably can't touch my ankles.

>>80900936
How the hell can't you touch your toes? At my heaviest, 300, before I lost weight I could still touch my toes with ease.

>>80887125

i do this because i have anxiety and its a position i can do too "tighten" myself up

>>80887125
add bruce willis to this

>>80900978
It feels like my hamstrings are at their absolute limit. Most of my time is sitting so they are extremely inflexible from lack of use.

I'd love to get to that point where I can double over and suck my dick but I don't have the discipline to stretch every day, let alone multiple times a day.

>>80887125
Matthew Mcconaughey is sexy af, he can sit anyway he wants. Justin looks like he would make a good bottom, I'd put it in his butt.

If I sit like that (at home not in public) I have to reach into my pants and lift my balls and dick up so my legs don't crush them.

>>80901095
why do you gay people act like such faggots?

>>80900984
You should try intentionally spreading yourself up. Bowing to anxiety by doing what feels natural won't improve things.

When I am sitting in public I intentionally try to occupy more space. Do it, I swear to God you will be amazed.

Lack of flexibility in your legs, mostly groin and hamstrings, that will cause that kind of discomfort.

Doesn't have to do with being fat, there're fatties that can sit like that if they're "nimble" as the term is oft used to describe a flexible fattie.

And the flexibility speaks to how often you sit like that. If you do it everyday, your legs will obviously loosen up and make it more comfortable

>its about balls and dicks and weight
you people are the most insecure people on the planet, i swear

>>80901131
well you're acting like a faggot right now, so It's not mutually exclusive.

>>80901223
witty

>>80887125
All you do is just flop your balls and dong on top of your thighs. It's easy.

>>80896529
My ankle hurts and foot goes to sleep too fast sitting that way.

>>80901381
There is literally zero space there.

I could see maybe resting the sausage on top and letting the eggs dangle, but there's no way my entire package is fitting in that delta.

>>80887125
These people act for a living. They spend hours applying their makeup and then they give dramatic readings of other people's stories while everybody around them gives them everything so they never have to do any real work. Of course they have small balls.

Crossing your legs like that is known to cause testicular torsion. These "men" don't have to worry about that.

>>80893233
(you)

>>80900829
>>80900936
>>80900978
>tfw I can barely touch my knees

No jokes, I'm the most stiff person ever. I'm not even in bad shape, I'm a healthy weight and just last year ran a half marathon. I'm not the paragon of health or anything, but I'm in decent shape.

I have an enormous cock and huge, masculine balls. Like, the type of balls you just want to cast in bronze and put on your desk as a paperweight, even though you're not gay.

I also have no issue at all with crossing my legs. It's all about technique. And boxers. Doing it fast increases the chance of monster-mashing everything down there but, if you're wearing silk boxer shorts as I always do, crossing them slowly allows things to settle into place smoothly with no fuss at all.

You have to create a kind of "equilibrium" with your bits.

>>80887125
I'm fat and I possess a voluminous ball sack; despite that I can assume that position with ease. Your leg should cross above the other while the dick and scrotum collapse into themselves and rest upon your groin. Don't let them sink in between your thighs, drape them over themselves.

>>80905468
This. Think of your testicles as your personal Autobot.