Haha

>>80885400
Whats so funny?

>>80885400
looks like N64 cover or something

>>80885400
I don't see any tall buildings near that sign. Is he just gonna walk back?

>>80885807
I think OP thinks its a cg spiderman on a photo background. For a sec i thought this, but seeing its all cg or w.e, its not so bad.

jesus christ

why is avengers tower a horse

>>80885907
Looking closer the whole thing is painted.

Pretty cool.

>>80885400
What the hell? I could hold onto a traffic sign like that. What a weird fucking Spider-Man action pose.

>>80885400
I genuinely thought this was a photoshop anon had made using the other poster image. Holy shit, this is embarrassing.

Have to say, I dont get the joke this time.

>>80885400
>that shadow
Absolutely disgusting

>>80885400
What Xbox 360 game is this?

U R MR GAY

>>80885400
That's not funny, I'm sure someone lost their job because of that.

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How is it possible scott had the only good poster this week?

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>>80885400

Better than the Deadpool knockoff first poster.

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h e e h

How the fuck does Spidey "swing" from Queens to Manhattan? The buildings here in Queens are like 4 stories tall max.

What's all the fuss? It's fine. It shows off the suit pretty well.

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>>80886469
from /co/

>>80885400
Why does it look so fucking terrible?

>>80885400
Which Sega 32X Game is this?

>>80886330
llama

>>80885890
slingshot?
where he anchors a web on 2 different points, pulls himself back and releases, slingshotting him into direction

>>80886627

LA LLAMA QUE LLAMA

>>80885400
>no burning 9/11 towers in the backgrond

DROPPED

>>80886327
>Valerian
THERE'S SO MUCH ON MY MIND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START

>>80886051
No you couldn't.

>>80886327
He's the only competent director out of the lot, despite recent form.

>>80886327

when has scott ever disappointed on visuals?

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Haha

>>80886685
Yes I could.

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>>80886927
Atta boy

>>80886927
Looks like Raimi's back on the menu, boys!

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>another DUDE NYC LMAO flick

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>>80885890
>yfw the movie has moon-swinging

>>80885890
He's gonna have to do what Rico from Just Cause does

>>80886958
>countless heroes all originate in NYC due to studios always been located there

WHY IS THIS BASED IN NYC REEEEE

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>>80886927
Why does Spidey not give a fuck that the WTC is on fire?

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>>80886957

>>80887004
>superheroes can't move

hmmmm not so super then

or how about they don't go LOL IM FROM THE BRONX IT'S IN NEW YORK BTW like every episode

>>80885400
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>wait is that diverse cast?
>100% on rotten tomatoes

>>80887011
remind me of the "this is fine, everything is fine' comic with the dog and that fire

>>80887011
What's he listening to?

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>>80887004
Yes I am sure a movie about the Great Lakes Avengers in Milwaukee will swing with the rest of the world.

>>80886958
>WHY ISN'T IT IN PAKISTAN LIKE ME:((

>>80887073
David Boeing- Always Crashing in the Same Plane

>>80887061
Really autistic post there bud

>>80885877
don't give this board any ideas

>>80886927
>WTC is north of empire state building

>>80887092
A New Plane In A New Town

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Hahaha

>>80887152
I really wish this looked better.

>>80887152
What PS3 game is this?

>>80887152
what Super Nintendo game is this?

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>>80885400

Avengers Tower is back in NYC? I thought they moved upstate to Albany after Ultron.

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>>80887152
Listen I get that you can't put him in a full suit because he's full-on Cyborg but at least make the head pieces practical. God dammit.

>>80887274

Thats Stark Tower in NYC. The S, T, R, K had fallen because of the Loki battle.

>>80887274
Stark Tower is still there though, but yeah they're based in upstate NY somewhere like Saratoga or some shit.

>>80887152
Looks like they photoshopped a black guy on to the Terminator on MS Paint

>>80887073
Nickelback
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQzn4a5qHT4

>films should focus less on CGI and more on the story, writing and characters
>HAHAHA IS THIS A PS2 GAME

>>80886565
subtle

kek

>>80887152
Oh shit I played this before on the colecovision.

>>80887567
This is precisely why they should focus less on CGI you dumbfuck

>>80886327
I actually really like that Spider-Man poster.

>>80887073
The Disintegration Loops, of course

>>80887073
Hanson - MMMBop

>>80887011
I'm sure based Raimi will explain it in time

>>80887152
I loved Metal Gear Solid 2

the only thing shittier than brooklyn is queens

thanks for reminding me, marvlel

>>80885400

>makes fun of garbage movies
>sees them anyway

I hate this place

>>80886327
>grimdark shit
>minimalistic poster that cleverly combines the 3 main themes of the film
>grimdark shit
>a boring movie I definitely wont see

>>80886958
cant relate since youre from bumfuck nowhere midwest fuk?

>>80887073
Moonmans latest album

>>80885939
so it can move over the other buildings, otherwise it'd be boxed in

>>80888361
>he isn't going to see the spiritual successor to the fifth element
pleb

>>80885400
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT VIDEOGAME PIECE OF SHIT IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST????

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>>80887152
kek i came on /tv/ just now expecting this screen grab

you guise never disappoint

>>80888198
Try Detroit, let me know how it goes.

>>80887011
>>80887044

>9/11
>7/7/17

Doesn't make sense fag.

>>80885400
Who greenlighted that shit?

>>80887004
Peter Parker is FROM Queens you noob

>>80888393
yeah, all I relate to NYC is garbage everywhere, smelling like piss, and mentally ill and homeless in public

>>80887073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5P8lrgBtcU
of course.

>>80885400
why are they shilling the avengers tower so hard?

>>80885400
>And in the background, the city that the government would rather nuke rather then send in the army and air force to save

Avengers logic

>>80885400

For comparison, TASM2's teaser poster.

>>80887044
now this is kino

why has spidey looked so fake since ASM1?

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You JUST know

>>80887073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

>>80891860
is this loss

>>80886927
>Watch it, Osama!

>>80892068
Would fuck spidey, would let Thor fuck me

>>80886327
Alien Covenant
>Genuinely unsettling, better than the trailers
Spider-Man
>Makes spidey look like a chick, caters to the Reddit crowd
>Justice League
Literally just a logo
>The other one
Bland

Looks awful

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>>80885400

Not as good.

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>>80885400
>web shooters
FUCK they look retarded.
A spider's fucking KEY FEATURE is the ability to make webs, he shouldn't need some tacky device to shoot them for him.
Take away those web shooters and he's just a guy that an climb walls and sense stuff. He's like a worse fucking TOAD from xmen.

>>80896311

Are you stupid. If he's like a spider the web would naturally come out of his ass not his arms. Thats why he has shooters instead

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>>80893458
>Would fuck spidey

Mmm

>>80887073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwLzuOMpkFw

>>80885400
lol so random spidey

>>80896311
he's also stronger than most superheroes

>>80886327
if i had a time machine i would kill myself

>>80886327
the only reason that spiderman poster is novelty is because he is now part of the MemeCU.

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At least he isn't three stories tall in this one.

>>80896434
This meme needs to die, spiders have butt webs because they have back legs made for easily grabbin and handling the threads, humans don't have that, we have dextry on our hands, if we had web it would probably come from a plase easy to grab with our hands, the wrist is a good guess

>>80896775
You don't need a time machine for that

>>80896434
Following that logic wolverine's claws should come out of his fingers. I'm not asking for pure realism, natural web glands is just a better design.

>>80897042
Yeah the A hole is like twice the height of the Iron legion so basically Pete is about 3 storys tall

>>80897042
>>80897265
>What is artist license?

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>>80896434
I'd like to shoot my web into his ass if you know what I mean

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>>80886469

There is an issue of Spider-Man about this, it's a classic.

>>80886327
Valerian will be a record-breaking flop

Screen cap this

>>80896311

I grew up with the Spiderman cartoon, half of the plot point's were his web-schlongers running out.

>>80897819
i don't care

Who would w in n?

>>80896311
>I've only seen the Raimi movies

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You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculateing and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid.

For this month.

>>80899626
anyone have the Auschwitz edit?

I love that one

>>80892913
That game was great. Those fucking kids letting go of their balloons.

>>80897943
Nobody would screen cap something so obvious

>>80897943
>Valerian budget is $40 million more than Ghostbusters
>It doesn't even have the Tumblr SJW audience that will go and see it
>It's basically the same as Jupiter Ascending except it doesn't have Channing Tatum or Mila Kunis which would again cut out another core part of the audience
>It instead has some Britbong model and some guy that literally no one thinks is attractive
I mean you would have a hard time coming up with a worse premise. Big budget pseudo sci-fi films are guaranteed flops especially with this cast.

>>80887152
what nintendo 64 game is this?

>>80885400
OH MAN THAT'S VULTURE'S WING!

Whoever made that poster is a fucking genius