>villain listens to classical music and quotes Shakespeare
>OP posts Pepe
>black youth compares Shakespeare to Tupac
>>80884797
>Villain has protagonist right where he wants him
>Decides to tell a fucking monologue about his plans rather than kill him
>Backup comes to save the day.
>Villian sits in front of a fireplace with his back turned to the camera petting a cat with one hand
>>80884797
>Villain plays darts using picture of the main character as a target
>>80884977
damn this is one comfy toad
Lol culture is for queers and europeans. American action heroes should listen to rock and spout one-liners you fag
>>80884797
>>80884977
Is this from Seinfeld?
>villain reveals his plans for the fun of it
>since I'm gonna kill you anyway, I might as well reveal my plans
>wait you have a plan right?
>I'm just making this up as I go!
>>80887030
>>80887159
>proceeds to get his shit kicked in afterwards
>if you kill the bad guys, they win
>villain is a fedora edgelord
seems about right
>villain gives a monologue on how humanity is shit and are sheep
>what's plan B
>that was plan B
>Heh, this kid can't be THAT good
>The kid is that good
>damn, I hate it when I'm right
>hero mortally wounds villain
>villain is breathing his last breaths
>stammers to hero: "we're not so different, you and I."
>villain dies in hero's arms
>then it starts to rain
>Protagonist is under 6 feet tall
>Gets the hot girl
>Villain holding protagonist at gunpoint
>"And now, it's time for you to die!"
>Gunshot
>Cut to villain grasping a bullet wound
>Cut to shot of a gun
>Focus shifts to the person holding it
>It's the villain's right hand man who was earlier on shifted by the good guy's touching speech after being defeated in battle
>poker game
>somebody folds
>"Too rich for me"
>Villain was a bullied impared white male
>Seeks to exact vengeange on the poor minorities of the nation.
>The hero is everything the villain isn't. Tall, handsome and black.
The villains keep making these mistakes because they're to cultured to recognize the tropes from these pop culture medias. They wouldn't waste their time on such plebian trash. Far to busy with more pressing matters than Saturday morning cartoons and James Bond flicks.
>>80884797
>villain sheds a tear watching an opera