>"I'll Come Back"

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>>80884751
>Your clothing and accessories. Please give them to me at this moment.

>Farewell, inferior specimen.

>You must come with me unless you want to die

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>"It is I, Jonathan!"

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Feliz Navidad baby

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>Arrivederci, baby

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>"The baby boy was playing with a sapphire the size of a facking mango"

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>There can only be one

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You're a magic man Harry

>>80884751
>Sayonara, lassie

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>Greet my small buddy

>Harry, could you tell me if you put your name in the cup of ice?" He asked calmly.

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>"Fellow delegates"

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>>80885590
>BAZINGA

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>Why are you mad?

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>Frodo, did I ever tell you about Alfrid Lickspittle , a servant to the Master of Laketown, in TA 2941. And later he assisted Bard during The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies and had more screentime than me and Gandalf. He was created by Peter Jackson and was basically a clone of Wormtongue. He later dresses as a woman and hides in a catapult attached to a dead Troll. However, one of Alfrid's coins slips off his corset and falls on the catapult lever. The coin acts as counterweight, throwing Alfrid inside the troll's mouth. Both Alfrid and the troll are asphyxiated, He was a good friend

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>>80884751
>you wont get past me

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>my mothers name is also martha

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WELCOME TO DINOSAUR LAND

>Baby, I'm back

>>80885590
Underrated post

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> I know Karate

Deceased or living, you'll accompany me

You are physically large

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> yahoo, motherlover

>>80885838
>Please help me save my mother, whose name happens to be Martha. She was kidnapped by Lex Luthor.

>>80885268
Read it in his voice. My fucking sides

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>Like salty discharges in precipitation

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>so what you're telling me is, we're a kind of task force that is sent on missions where it's a great possibility that we'll lose our lives?

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.......hmmm

Dr. Pavel. Im FBI

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Dr. Pevel, I'm NSA

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> do or do not; look, I'm really old and I just don't give a fuck any more

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>I'm done

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>Incorrect, I am your male parent

>>80886692
>Luke, I'm your mother's husband

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>I got for square!

>>80886714
>Luke, you're my wife's son

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>muhh HUHHHh the frnench….
>shcamPAGne…

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>>80885268

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>>80886714
>>80886766

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It appears that the our friends whom are also Hobbits are been transferred from this current location to another location we are all currently aware of know as Isengard by name

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>I'll make a bid he can't turn down

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IT WOULD SEEM BEEF IS ONCE AGAIN ON THE À LA CARTE GUYS

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>>80884751
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

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>Good morning, Dave

>>80887024
>>80887101
KEK

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Go, Go Ninja Turtles!

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We'll have a dancing competition, you and I, comrade.

>>80886390
You missed a golden opportunity, literally
>like piss, in rain

>>80886264
>unknowingly posted FX's censored version of this scene

>Sayonara, infant.

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>I CAN ESCAPE!

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I am the Central Intelligence Agency

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>HAHAHAHAHAHAA FRY YOU UGLY NIGGER

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>Are you, by any chance, referring to me?

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Wrong, I am your progenitor

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>>80884751

And end to their lives is what they have earned. Further more, I yearn for them to sear in the eternal flames of Perdition.

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>James. Bond, James.

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The name's Plisovski.

>>80886362
Me too. How do I turn it off?

>>80888159
YOU CANT. FECKING MENGO IS IN YOUR HEAD NOW

>>80888250
>Didn't attach an image of Caine and didn't spell it like it needs to be spelled for the effect
Weak.

>>80885590
best one

>>80888411
FECKING MENGO

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>Man it was close

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>YOU WANT THE FACTS?
>YOU CAN'T COPE WITH THE FACTS

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We must return to the island, Katherine

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>IT'S GETTING COLD

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>>80884751
>This evening we have supper in the abyss

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>I DID NOT PARTAKE IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE DAMNED MACHINE

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CAREFUL CHRISTOPHER

>Yabba dabba do, cocksucker!

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>>80889296

You are informing me that you constructed a date device out of said drug car?

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>Are you in for a brawl?

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I'm letting you go

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>I'm a green guy

>>80889361
Are you informing that we are part of a... martyr team?

>>80885206
That's not what the quote is.

>Johnny's up in this bitch

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>I am prevoked

>>80889767
>I am not young enough for this crap

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I am the assembly or council of citizens having the highest deliberative functions in a government, especially a legislative assembly of a state or nation.

>Albie Beck
Who the hell is that and why did he say his name?

>>80885725
>The dark night

are you supposed to read these imagining a generic, monotone voice? cause that's what I'm doing

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>Go have sex with yourself, butt-tunnel.

>>80887541
>You cannot escape.

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Wenches depart

>>80887406
>I've seen things... /tv/ wouldn't believe...
>trolls on fire of the shoulder of Orion...
>faggots glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gates...
>all these... shitposts... will be lost in time... like... piss in rain...
>time... to post...

>>80885590
Best one right here

>>80888887
So close

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Not many people know what their life's worth. I do. One hundred thirty grand.

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>You are an herculean individual

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>it's round! Round!

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>Go right ahead there
>Do my do there for it

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In what way am I considered whimsical?

>>80892123
Do I delight you in the fashion of a jester of some kind?

these arent the right quotes at all you fucking morons

>>80892230

I think you understand my meaning. It is the method in which you narrate the chronicle.

>>80889736
>AYO NIGGA IT'Z JJ

>>80892358
More like "I think you understand my memeing" amirite my man?
>these dubs

>check these singles

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>They're not Norwegian, Mac. They're Swedish.

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Fuller, please exercise caution by not consuming too much of that carbonated soft drink.

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>Hey Paul, have you ever heard these guys before? They are just great. "Huey Lewis and the News", they call him. This album is terrific. His earlier work was a total disaster, but this album is really something. He is a great guy, and I'm so proud of him.

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>>80884751
DO YOU EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH?

if you ever wanted proof that this reality is a computer simulation this is it

i was just watching this and first thread i see on here is this

fuck you reptillians

>>80886362
>read it
>redd it
>reddit
GO BACK

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>call me quavo ratatouille

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"They mainly come at night, mainly."

>>80892637
...?

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Well hello there, Marcus

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>I'm just assaulting your testicles

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If you get the opportunity, kys

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This computer is installed with the Unix operating system, which I am quite familiar with.

>>80892344
underrated

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>>80884751
It's spinning time, then.

>>80892836
even in my head the delivery is still shit

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I am here to smash heads after chewing bubblegum. And I don't have any gum with me.

>Transport me up, Mr Scott

>>80884751
>Attempt to get out of the way of this!

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you son of a gun

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>I'm the famous comedian, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

>>80885268
kek

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>I hope the Force will be a source of constant inspiration for you.

>>80885590
/thread

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>"I possess a negative outlook upon the situation at hand"

>>80895630
Is this from the PG13 version of Predator?

>>80884751
Ittekimasu.

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>Just leave quickly