What do you think of Two Broke Girls? If you like it, what do

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I enjoy watching it but only with the sound off and some lotion nearby

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>>80875934
>What do you think of Two Broke Girls?
It's good for a few webms now and then
>If you like it, what do you like about it?
The sluts
>If you dislike it, what do you dislike about it and how can they improve the show?
The sluts should get naked, also do lesbian things with each other

this show is more racist and sexist than any show or movie sjws get upset over but no one ever mentions it

>>80876084
>The sluts should get naked
Sadly I don't think they would allow it. Probably be their highest rated season if they were just inexplicably naked an entire season
>>80876137
Really though

It's literally "hey, look, Kat Dennings has huge tits, we know that's why you're watching it, here's some cleavage so you don't turn the channel" the show.
It's pure trash.
If I wanna jack it to tits, I have the internet.
Who watches this shit? For real?

>>80876488
>Who watches this shit? For real?
Probably the same people who think Big Bang Theory is the best show on tv

>>80876557
I don't get people who like BBT, How I Met Your Mother, 2 and a Half Men, etc. I don't get how you could look forward to those shows and take time out of your night/week to watch them.
One of my professors, a profoundly intelligent man, openly loves BBT. I'm fucking perplexed. He's also 50 something in a dead marriage with grown kids--is that the key?

>>80875934
>sex

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *audience applauding*

>cum

*audience starts shitting themselves*

>my

*audience goes dead silent*

>vagina

*audience implodes*

>>80876722
>Inaccurate Polish women comes onscreen
*audience cheers everytime for some goddamn reason

>>80876602
>He's also 50 something in a dead marriage with grown kids--is that the key?
I see the shows being popular with lonely single moms and grandparents with too much time on their hands, so it fits in.

>>80875934
Its shit. Its "two not really broke girls" featuring "muh vagina".

Gotta love how Kat Dennings is willing to let herself be fanservice and make constant jokes about her tits. Now, if only she could be attached to a project that'd put that to better use, like say, a movie with frequent nude scenes or boob bouncing

>>80876048
>that pathetic attempt at cleavage on the left
chestlets when will they learn?

Kat Dennings needs to just do porn already.

>>80875934
I liked the first few episodes.
I love poverty porn.
Shame it lost the clue.

>>80877564
What an awful word we live in that she probably never will

>>80877564
Why isn't she? Besides this does she have anything going for her? She has the body and talent of a pornstar anyway

It knows it's garbage and doesn't pretend not to be. That alone makes it more watchable than nearly everything else on basic cable.

>>80875934
Pseudo porn family guy type of humour.

>"Hey I brought donuts!"
>"You think that's a donut? My ass when I was 14 tasted like a donut to my uncle and looked like one after a few hours!"

>>80877701
That's a pretty fucked up joke, anon.

I somewhat remember a really weird scene
>Blonde is constantly talking about some pants
>Black haired girl gets new phone, is annoyed by her constant talking about her new pants and writes something as an obivous joke
>Blonde suddenly gets really offended

>>80877555
She's the legs of the show m8

>>80878218
Incredibly skinny legs

>>80878497
>he fell for the thicc meme
Nah m8, they are shapely and toned, and her thighs are just right

>>80878218
>tfw no wheels and the legman(woman) with kat and the blonde
i might even watch that

>>80875934
I want to motorboat the one on the left SO bad. Just take a big old chomp out of those knockers.

>>80875934
kat dennings boobs
only 2 good things in this show.
>> hurr hipsters r dumb
>>hurr i am a streetwise wisecracking bitch
>> durr derp east european hairy chef
>> derp derp tiny asian jokes

nope.

Kat is well aware of her tits and how great they are but never does anything with them besides cleavage and shit. Such a cocktease

>>80875934
>What do you think of Two Broke Girls?
I don't.

>>80875934
I wanna fuck that blondie

>>80879503
> hurr hipsters r dumb
It's true, and they deserve to be mocked
>hurr i am a streetwise wisecracking bitch
> durr derp east european hairy chef
> derp derp tiny asian jokes
All of that is funny

It was a great show in season 1. Then, Eric André killed it

>>80877564
name some with her body shape

>>80879610
if your show only consists of those type of jokes it sucks ass and you as a showrunner should kill yourself. also, go back to tumblr shlomo .

>>80879884
I don't think tumblr likes 2 broke girls

>>80879884
I've seen episodes one after another, these are the only jokes they ever make, over and over again

>>80880057
stronk female characters struggling in todays world .
no, i think tumblr hates it.

>>80875934
2 jew girls

Kat Dennings breasts.

>>80880179
>racist against korean dude
>racist against polish woman
>racist against ukranian chef
>anti-hipster
Nah, tumblr hates it

>>80880459
it's not racist if jewish girls.

>>80880655
Only one of them may be jewish

In the show, of course

>>80875934
BLACKED when?

>>80880798
Enough with that meme

>scene opens in the diner
max: I'm short on money this month, damn
>han enters
max: well, at least I'm not short all the time like you, han
han: stop making fun of me, now get back to work!
>han goes back to his office
>oleg rings the kitchen bell
>caroline walks up to the counter and takes two plates, saying
"finally, that old man over there has been wondering when his sausages would be done"
oleg: I always have a premium sausage ready for you if you know what I mean
>as caroline serves the guest sophie enters the diner in some outrageous pink pimp outfit
earl: damn sophie you are really sexy, if I wasn't so old I would take you out right now, but I'm just so old I had 3 heart attacks earlier today

>>80881420
Do you write for TBG? Is this a script leak?

If you were in charge of an episode what would it be?

>>80881767
Literally Kat Dennings getting titfucked for 30 with commericials

>>80881767
Some crazed farmer kidnaps Max, thinking she's a cow.
Caroline must save her
At some farm, Max is on her hands and knees, nude, with a milking machine attached to her, Due to the whole onscreen nudity thing, she'll be blocked and it'll just be her head poking out.
Cow, moo, milk, and udder puns all over the place.
Probably some joke about this not being the first time it happened to Max. Or some joke about how Max strangely likes it or it feels right.

>>80876602
CBS is mostly watched by old people

>>80875934
i... need... more... bewbs

>>80876137
It did when the show was first airing. People complained about Han.

But Oleg and the other chick are pretty racist caricatures too.

They should start making Jew jokes about Max and Caroline.

>>80879132
Is this where they live?
....this is "broke"?
I expected a comedyabout two women struggling to finance their lives. This....this is....???

>>80881767
Max and Caroline have a new milkshake addition to their business. To rake in people they decide to dress up Max in a uniform where there are holes so her tits are out. Max's job is to serve milkshakes while making puns based on her tits while Caroline serves cupcakes and shit normally because she's a blank of wood
They become immensely rich thanks to Max's tits and the rest of the series is just episodes based around their new tit milkshake business once they abandon the cupcake bullshit. They adopt a cow mascot that looks like Max and Max makes a joke about how its tits are only slightly bigger

>>80882287
That's someone else's house I think

>>80879253
Don't look very broke to me.

>>80876488
Maybe they don't want to jerk off and want to appreciate some fat boobs

>>80882396
see
>>80882387

The show has slowly morphed from being inspired by 70s and 80s comedies and became a mixture of Seinfeld and 2 and a Half Men. And it got better because of it.

>>80879610
Season 1 was the worst because it was all about Max acting like her life was shittier than it really was and being a bitch to Caroline. And the stupid horse.

The show became much better when they got rid of the horse and introduced the upstairs neighbor.

>>80882350
Guessing it'll take place entirely over the course of an episode and because of it the show will have to shift to the milkshake business?

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I sure wonder why shit shows like tese are pushed so much

>>80877564
why?
There are plenty of curvy women in porn already

I'd rather see more curvy women in movies and tv shows

Feel like if they could they'd definitely have Max have a whitish stain on her clothes and heavily imply it's cum. Probably include some joke about someone touching it or getting it in their mouth

>>80876488
Yeah but can you imagine the stank on that cunt? jeez......

>>80877454
She's too jewish for that

>>80883914
There's multiple jokes about Max having heavy bush. Wonder if it has some reality subtext about her actress

>>80883947
Give her enough of a paycheck and she'll be jewish enough

>>80882059
oh man i have the weirdest boner after reading this

>>80876602
>One of my professors, a profoundly intelligent man
sure

>>80883961
nah, bitch is too jewish to have a bin laden muff.

I bet that puss stink good though...

>>80879132
>>80879253
what are they sitting in??

>>80884247
If I remember correctly, some kinda sauna tent

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>>80882287
This is their section 8 apartment

>>80875934
It is an awful show. Awfully unfunny, awfully written, awfully acted. It's easily one of the worst shows on TV. The blond is ugly. Kat Dennings is nice to look at.

>>80879039
the blond has literally no ass

>>80884726
yeah I don't get why they try to make a big deal out of it

Very common in girls it seems
When they small tits, they pretend they have a great ass even when their ass is nothing special

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>>80875934
I think I'm in love with Kat's lips

>>80884884
They're quite nice

>>80881420
You forgot the most important part
>as caroline serves the guest sophie enters the diner in some outrageous pink pimp outfit
>audience cheers and whoops loudly

But I like it just because it's simple mindless fun (and I like that because I'm a normie pleb with a job and no effort to actually do anything at home, hence shitposting on here and watching shite).

>>80884578
that's quite a frivolous purchase for 2 broke girls

>>80885181
Again, if I remember correctly, I haven't watched that episode in forever, they're using someone else's

>>80884726
good enough for me jerome.

>>80885285
You don't have to be black to know when a girl has no ass, check the web, those hotpants just accentuate her flatness

>>80877454
Pls give examples of these jokes.

>>80886007
watch 1 minute of the show. none of them are memorable, just one line set ups and a laugh track

>>80886007
Pick an episode, there's bound to be at least one

>>80886007
There's a line where Max is called a negative nancy and she says she calls herself negative jugs mcgee or something to that effect

Why does the crowd cheer every time Sophie appears? Do they think we love her?

>>80887031
I don't get it either

>>80875934
Season 1 and 2 were pretty comfy tbqh, not something I'd bingewatch but it's good fun once in a while
Also Kat a cute

>>80887352
>Kat a cute
Kat a sexy

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>it's another they run out of milk for the coffee machine so they hook Max up to automatic milking device episode

when will they stop leaning on that tired old plot

>>80887807
you can never go wrong with the classics

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>>80882059
...can the farmer be christina hendricks? or maybe she's another captured "cow" with a small cameo
>max complains about her breasts swelling due to the milking
>you think that's bad? when he captured me i was a B cup! *cue laughter*

>>80887807
Always a good one

>>80875934

TITS

BIG FUCKIN TITS

>>80887807
Remember that episode Caroline and Max played a hucow farmer roleplay to distract themselves from their poverty?
When they tricked Han into drinking Max's milk was hilarious

>>80887880
Sure, throw Hayley Atwell in there as well

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>>80875934

>>80888216
Remember that episode where a drunk Max created the milk jug special where she pour milk all over her tits and had people pay to lick it off?

>>80888319
Remember that episode where it turns out one of Caroline's dad's old rich friends now ran a farm, but a bunch of his cows died so they heroically had Max take their place?

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>the episode where max orders industrial strength breast expansion pills and can't leave her apartment before it wears off

>>80888578
I remember that one. Max got the idea to charge people to play with them, but Caroline thought it was too lewd and obscene, but briefly considered it.

>>80888578
>>80888651
They had to board the doors to keep Oleg from breaking in to see them, and even did a parody of the Shining with an axe.
So funny!

>that episode where Han cheaped out on the new uniforms and they just came apart the moment you so much as walked across the room

>>80876084
You Commissioned this didn't you?

>>80889198
No, I've seen it in previous threads
Also even if it was a commission it's a pretty shitty one. Apparently Max has two collars and the red lines on her uniform just stop

>that episode where Caroline got breast implants and Max said they're still smaller than hers

>>80888298
She only looks slightly less manish

>>80889548
>that scene when they argue and start to domme each other

>>80889753
I didn't buy Caroline doming Max. Max would easily make Caroline her bitch the entire time

>that episode where Caroline had cum on her face from a blowjob the entire time and everyone didn't tell her because it was hilarious

>>80889889
it was one of the weaker episodes. While we're on it: which were the best?
>that episode were they have to sell their bodies to a sex addict group
>that episode when they become maids for a strict land lady
>that episode when they try breast fighting and Max later fights in a professional league

>>80890303
>that episode when they become maids for a strict land lady
That scene where the land lady disciplined them with a strapon...I watched it over and over again

>>80890369
i'm just surprised they could afford kate beckinsale in full latex catsuit as the strict land lady

>>80890303
>that episode were they have to sell their bodies to a sex addict group
Really progressive of them to include sex addicts in their show and how caring Caroline and Max were to cater to them. Should of won an award

>>80884597
that room is still huge

>>80890903
for you

>that episode where, after losing a bet, Max had to legally change her name to Udders the cow

>>80890903
They also own a horse,
And naturally have some kind of outdoor yard type area for it to shit in.

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>>80890903
It would be much bigger if they weren't so poor. They survive on tips.

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>>80891791

>>80890903
have you never seen a TV set before anon?

>>80891906
Also later their cupcake store then their dessert bar.

>>80891947
>a million dollar residence in nyc

>>80892153
Thought you wrote Nsync for some reason

>>80875934
Why are they so broke?

>>80892848
One lost all their money, the other is stuck in a dead end job going no where

>>80892848
They live in jew york

Caroline and Max have had many sexual adventures according to this thread, and Max is apparently a human cow

Do they feed the horse oats?

>>80893732
Carrots at least, why?

>>80893512
It's true. Just ask Kat on twitter.

i binge watched 3 seasons the other week

>>80893904
Good for you, what did you think

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#AsianMasculinity

>>80894045
Real talk though, this show is racist as fuck

>>80893849
Have they actually ever made a cow, udder, milk or moo joke in regards to Max in this show?

>>80894438
All the time.

>>80894508
Like what?

>>80894639
There's an episode where Max is transformed into a human cow by a psychotic milkman. It's really weird though because they never turn her back but in the next episode everything is back to normal.

>>80894699
Which sucks because she seems to really enjoyed it and there was that scene where she talked about how being a cow felt strangely right.

>>80894835
Maybe they're saving the permanent transformation for the finale.

Would love to see someone actually write out some of these "episodes."

>>80894918
Maybe, she's already starting to pepper some moos into her speech and refering to her boobs as udders.

>>80894918
>>80894992
Man, this show is doing shit no other show is willing to do!

>>80894045
CHINKED

>>80894699
That moment where Caroline tries to help by pretending to be a cow herself to get to Max, but is told she's too flat.
Classic!

>>80894835
I hope Max becomes the cow she feels she is

>>80879610
>Then, Eric André killed it
what? how?

>>80891906
>>80884597
Shit ain't cheap

>>80888578
bad shop.

>>80896190
Really though, at least clean it up

>that episode where Max's tits started lactating through the uniform. Caroline freaked out and urged Max to change before someone sees, but Max didn't care and started shaking her tits back and forth, asking if anyone wants a milkshake teasingly. Oleg couldn't get there fast enough

Man, the guys behind the show really milk the fact that Kat has big tits