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D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!!

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>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please
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>>80875808
You don't know what it's like to walk around in Captain Cunnilingus shoes, he nearly slept with a black chick - bullet dodged.
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just bee urself
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>>80876438
Good point...
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>handsome
>wealthy
>live in nice neighborhood
>comfy office job
>beautiful wife and kids
>"waah aah my life is so boring and empty better make something stupid to ruing everything pls feel sympathy for meeee!!"
name the movies
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>>80876638
It's essentially a ploy to make the white man feel like utter shit so that he relies on antidepressants and other products created by the Pharmajew.

This is just one of a myriad of techniques they use to grind away at the Caucasians.
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Has anyone in this thread actually seen the film
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You guys wouldn't understand how it feels to be handsome, have money and a huge dick. Women don't really love you, they just want to have your dick and your money.
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>>80876438
>Captain Cunnilingus
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>>80876862
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>>80875808

is Frank a canonical sequel to this movie? he has his breakdown at the end, moves back in with his parents, then puts on the paper mache head to start his musical career
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>>80876777

yeah but the only things i remember were that his friend/boss fucks his sister, he can't get hard to fuck his black coworker, and then he sucks some guy's dick. i don't remember how it ends, maybe with him and his sister hugging or something?
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Wasn't he and his sister molested as kids? That's why he was so fucked up sexually?
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why does this thread get reposted so fucking much

stop it
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>>80876487
WOW! I didn't think of that. Nice protip.
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>>80877805
it's never said but it's implied along with incest
>>80877785
the guy sucks his dick and it ends with him looking at the same girl on the train who now wants him to follow her
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