>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please
>>80875808
You don't know what it's like to walk around in Captain Cunnilingus shoes, he nearly slept with a black chick - bullet dodged.
just bee urself
>>80876438
Good point...
>handsome
>wealthy
>live in nice neighborhood
>comfy office job
>beautiful wife and kids
>"waah aah my life is so boring and empty better make something stupid to ruing everything pls feel sympathy for meeee!!"
name the movies
>>80876638
It's essentially a ploy to make the white man feel like utter shit so that he relies on antidepressants and other products created by the Pharmajew.
This is just one of a myriad of techniques they use to grind away at the Caucasians.
Has anyone in this thread actually seen the film
You guys wouldn't understand how it feels to be handsome, have money and a huge dick. Women don't really love you, they just want to have your dick and your money.
>>80876438
>Captain Cunnilingus
>>80876862
>>80875808
is Frank a canonical sequel to this movie? he has his breakdown at the end, moves back in with his parents, then puts on the paper mache head to start his musical career
>>80876777
yeah but the only things i remember were that his friend/boss fucks his sister, he can't get hard to fuck his black coworker, and then he sucks some guy's dick. i don't remember how it ends, maybe with him and his sister hugging or something?
Wasn't he and his sister molested as kids? That's why he was so fucked up sexually?
why does this thread get reposted so fucking much
stop it
>>80876487
WOW! I didn't think of that. Nice protip.
>>80877805
it's never said but it's implied along with incest
>>80877785
the guy sucks his dick and it ends with him looking at the same girl on the train who now wants him to follow her