Kong Skull Island more like Kong DULL Island ahahahaha

Kong Quips Island

>>80869597

>spider man 2
>more like mein kampf, shit raimi

This movie looked terrible

Did it suck the balls?

>>80869733
The quips make what could have been an insightful movie into man's struggle for validation through control of his environment into a lesser movie. Also they're building up for more giant monster movies a-la avengers crossovers.

I just saw this tonight with all my pals. It was a decent movie.

How the fuck am I supposed to take Steve Brule with a katana seriously.

>>80870167

"Death before dishonor"

>>80870167
For your death

>>80869733

It was actually quite good.

However it would have been great as a non King Kong film. Like if they replaced the stupid giant gorilla thing with a big dinosaur or something and had it unrelated.

>>80869733
Yes. I couldn't figure out who the main character was, that's how little any of them stood out.

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>>80869733
How it looked was actually the best part of it.

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>>80869733
It has some bad fight scenes

>>80872662

The first fight scene was funny, to be honest. How bad does your aim have to be?

>>80872662
jet li would smoke this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zLAjHao6SU

>wait to after credits
>close up of a phone
>starts to ring
>King Kong picks up phone
>Godzilla roar on other end
>zoom close up of Kong's face
>cut to black

So stupid. It doesn't even make sense. How did Godzilla get King Kong's phone number ?

>>80872732
>How did Godzilla get King Kong's phone number?
He looked him up in the Skull Pages