How do you go from this...

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To this...

cut off her bewbs to avoid cancer dick

>>80869200

Real women have no definable sexual characteristics.

>>80869205

thats winona ryder

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>>80869200
There was a raw sexual energy around early 00s Angelina Jolie that has never been replicated since.

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>>80869222
>>80869242
no you idiot this is the new person they cast as Tomb Raider.

A literal flat chest

>>80869205
>>80869242
Alicia Vikander?

Btw Vikander is better than Jolie ever was.

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>>80869200

By doing this

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>a flat chest Tomb Raider
>a flat chest Wonder Woman
Why do they do this?

Look I know it's fun to shit on this, but really there are two lara crofts.

Gen 1: Angelina Jolie type

Gen 2 Alicia Vikander type

This movie is a gen 2 Lara.

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>>80869260
for me, it's the nip slip in hackers

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...to this...

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>>80869405

>dat anchor baby

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... to this?

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>>80869200

...To this?

>>80869200

>old lara
>loves raiding tombs and discovery all kinds of cool shit

>nu-Lara
>literally hates tombs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayglYdqkGc8

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>>80869405
Nice guns.

>>80869200
>>80869205
>>80869502
I hope they capture the essence of the new lara croft who always talks like a good little girl but shoots about 200 men to get to some artifact she wants.

in the new game you even find recordings of the guys you kill where they talk about just being hired and having no idea about what the project is about. poor guys are just trying to get some food on the table for their kids and then this cunt comes along and slaughters them all.

>>80869303
because womyn get offended by smoking hot actresses in the screen, so they only get the hot-ish ones
and because men don't give a crap about how hot an actress look in an action flick, they wanna see the action

>>80869325
Except nuLara from reboot has at least big C maybe D cup

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to this?

>>80869200
>sucking in abdomen
>posing slightly side on
>flaring out arms to widen shoulders to make waist appear narrower

>>80869269

new lara is flat chested so who gives a shit

also tomb raider has been a dead franchise since 1998, any attempt to capitalize on the name in the current year is fucking pathetic

>>80869974
>those nipples that are just oscillating up and down
What shitty boob physics

>>80869974
It would be hot if they weren't niggers.

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>>80869974

>>80870815
mama mia

>>80869974
>niggers

>>80870815

jesus christ

>>80869260

Those dicksucking lips are her only saving grace

>>80870247
>new lara is flat chested
wrong, she's a bit smaller than Jolie, who is smaller than original Lara

Why do people like big lips so much? I never thought it was an attractive feature on a persons face. How did she get those anyway? Anyone know Angelina's heritage? Is it mostly fat injections?

>>80869303
>implying flatchest isnt master race

Have fun with your saggy, wrinkled breasts at 30 and debilitating back pain by 35

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>>80870987
Flat chests are untermensch as fuck.

>>80870965
>Why do people like big lips so much?

You ever get your dick sucked? Or at least kissed a woman? Juicy lips feel like heaven.

>>80869478
Chris is based. Fuck off

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To this.

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>>80871111
Nice quads I guess you're right. They feel nice but I don't like how they look.

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10/10 DSL

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>>80871182
Would have been a much better Lara than the fridge robot.

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>>80871257
stop posting cosplay
these bitches can't act

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>>80871295
>acting
>in Tomb Raider movie

Lmao. Lara was created to be nothing more than fapbait.

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>>80871182
a good strong kek. How hard did she have to work on that costume I wonder. sewing is easy.

>>80871423
its art anon! please dont fap to it y-you silly boys~~

>>80869205
>half-nigger

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>>80870247
>new lara is flat chested

"No!"

>>80871478
Well, she is Swedish...

>>80870987
>wanting to live past the age of 35

lol

>>80871508
BEST SWEDEN

>>80871073
sauce? she looks a bit like flanagan

>>80870987
> flatchest masterrace

just admit that you're a pedo

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>>80871244
lawd those lips