You are in Prison

I would wreck that dude so bad
I'm 6'7 and weigh 220lbs

>>80855685
>getting bullied by gramps
kek

>>80855685
Adebisi was the superior prison rapist. Not cause he was black or some cuck shit, just because he was the crazier one. And something tells me adebisi would try to make it more sensual at least

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>>80856562

>>80855685

>lunge straight at him, both thumbs penetrating his eye sockets
>push as hard as i can through his skull, then pop out and rip his eyes out
>start biting lumps out of his face and spitting them out into neat little pile to the left
>keep eating his flesh until his blood grew cold

Any other answer and you gettin raped, son.

>>80859122
Enjoy solitary confinement slug

>>80859122
>Meanwhile he and everyone else stand completely still and don't fight back

>>80859122
After that you get shanked by some other person from his crew.

It's a no-win situation

>>80856562
>me adebisi would try to make it more sensual at least
What don't you ask that italian he raped?

>>80855685
Ask him what the fuck a prag is.

>>80859169
>>80859183
>>80859198

Only one way to deal with a bully, lads.

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>>80859122
Would you block his path?

I'm pretty sure that I would at least try and beat him up right there. Seems like the only option.

I never finished this series. How did Beecher survive again after he stopped being a prag?

>>80859246
Prison term for 'pretty cool guy'

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>>80855685
Jokes on you, I'm Irish.

>>80859226
That doesn't count, adebsis did that to prove a point. Look at the way he treats his black prag in season 4a

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>>80855685
I show him my incredible drumming skills and gain his respect.

>>80859311
Beacher survived because an Aryan Nation member made him suck his dick and Beacher bit it off. Also Keller was playing both sides and he had his back

>>80855685
what happened to vin?

>>80859311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc6q4hXEK6Q#t=02m06s

>>80859502
>you should have had Kramer on the stand
>Kramer's funny

They knew.

>>80859478
He basically was so broken down that he went crazy and eventually took a shit on this guys face

>>80859297
Dude, if that guy came at you like an apache with blood in his eyes you'd leave him alone, amirite?

Bullies go for the weak. If you smell weak you gettin raped, son.

>>80855685
Offer him pictures of Spiderman in exchange for him leaving me alone.

I would wreck that dude so bad
I'm 8'11 and weigh 612lbs

>>80859595
>Bullies

This ain't school, son.

If you're a weak man with nobody to back you up you're getting raped. If you're a hard man with nobody to back you up you're getting shanked on the sly to up some gang-initiate's standing.

The only way of winning is to have some gang-connections before going in or not going in at all. Otherwise you better get ready to suck cock or die.

spiderman will save me

Why were the last two and half seasons of this show such total crap? I also hated how Keller just dies in the end just because. What the fuck?

>>80859734
You're a big guy

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>Listen, McManus, you think the American public gives a fuck about a thread that doesn't produce dubs?

>>80859752
I think you just want to suck cock, anon

>>80859991
Nah I'd take the shiving. Beats spending decades in a hellhole like OZ, honestly. The best thing you can hope for is to end up like Rebadow and Busmalis, and who the fuck wants that?

>>80859842
Seasons 5 & 6 weren't that bad. They both had some very memoriabke episodes.

>implying you didn't tear up the first time Cyril almost gets executed

>>80859752
>shanked on the sly

This ain't the movies, kid. Go to bed.

give boypussy

>>80860190
By on the sly I meant you wouldn't have been approached by someone you know has it out for you squaring up and showing you his shank and everything so you can fight back. It'd be some gangbanger initiate coming up behind you just when you figured everybody was leaving you alone.

>>80855892
J.K. Simmons was 40 years old while in the Oz

>>80855685

It's "Shillin-ger"

>>80860105
Absolutely hated Cyril as a character. They took too long to kill off that horrible waste of screen time.

>>80859253
is it getting gangraped by white supremacists? because that's what follows your initial post.

>>80855685
play whiplash with a bunch of kitchen utensils

>>80855685
I fight. And i get my ass kicked and then raped but at least i go down with a fight

>>80860433
I can see that, but he's too important as a device for O'Reily's character to remove I think

>>80855685
I GOT PICTURES MR. JAMESION, PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN FOR YOU!!!!

I DID IT FOR FREE, NOW RAM MY BOIPUCCI LIKE THE LITTLE COCK HUNGRY TWINK THAT I AM

>>80855685
Punch em in the adams apple
fight done

really simple

Sell him some pictures showing how Adebisi keeps that hat on his head. Webbing.

>>80855685
Tell him that his idea about kitty litter getting unstuck from snow was a big help to me.

>>80859406
>hears the rhythmic slapping of your ass getting pounded in the prison showers
>"not quite my tempo"

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>>80855685
i use a patronus charm on him

>>80861349
Where was he talking about kitty litter?

hold him down and shit in his mouth

>>80855685

http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/3/7/14834454/exoneration-innocence-prison-racism

Well, it's a good thing I'm not going to end up in prison.

Why is OZ not in HD yet?

>>80861384
>oz-harry potter mashup
>get thrown in jail
>there's a sorting hat
>the hat sorts you into a gang
>the rest of the show is the same except with magical shanks

>>80859913
>fails to produce dubs

>>80855685
yo, you schallenger?

>>80862432
it's pronounced shillinjoure

>>80860923
YOU'RE FIRED